第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7skWtX7W6m
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkGHCIndf7
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XDQlL1fWo
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQo8gazg9f
(大家表示無言。)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhBBQTseQL
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhXuktJP3f
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S9MdFPc5x
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1bg05NEdv
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cZJLVAG9k
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRA6noDmc1
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LtmAAluW4
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZbTSI2mLu
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea1PpPO5Ks
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXflwgDJu7
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry6yRbcWOS
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMec4ZMCTyN
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV3o25ZLzl
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek3wd4XIcO
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyy7pOVYyr
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXnIfUWdM0
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvvAoT866i
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4JRAWFiIM
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCJHwEy7KH
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDGV4Cnolj
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlkVvz40ot
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nd4QLTarh
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPjhhWDvcs
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAF1koiv8A
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv0mooqtEf
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3AIiRo930
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CwTPboqqg
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGsw7dSdOx
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3YSdvU1UN
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVWCLyONAz
「咁再嚟喇喎！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZB2R5e03b
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIBOjnK2Rn
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9G2a3qdzF
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrrsomYgKk
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ5Abadh1D
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1O005ngQp
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHA0Hx1ECb
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlec3XgxQmp
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkRLuUpM3r
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8EvSogYEO
「破滅斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFpNtw4uPy
「爆烈斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCxvy0UJQB
「追魂斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF4c7KBDc0
「百烈斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJU6YmD37o
「萬人斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOccrA6X3b
「勾魂斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvsR3Ebt3a
「左斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJJ5nzMkxo
「右斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvolQUWD4s
「斜斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXHmS0p2LF
「橫斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqrbXRZCEc
「豎斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1LS6pwmYl
「旋風斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcpiTJ4ZNi
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ry5Vi1FtK
「直刺式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH6sHLg6cU
「橫削式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5OC5iVqFH
「斜斬式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PNeIViC2U
「旋風式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZwbMpZNpn
「順劈式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjjXoLBR8n
「拖劍式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiCrkcHtXM
「推刃式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpza1F5ZN5
而阿明就…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EfOUqq5gi
「覆雨劍！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XK68s618k
「翻雲劍！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMZOLYg5Lv
「飛天劍！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPUalnjnJk
「遁地劍！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtRUd0z0qZ
「爆烈劍！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH1NyLJZIy
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KlsVZsDfr
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAQzmn864z
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CChFs8vgI
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJQbmJ3wPe
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps6NhCcL93
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtcl9pVloR
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkRD9C4Uwn
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGvh9H5nV0
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojFkZoQJ9g
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfX8wtvHyl
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUApPI7BLo
「神與神。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnQbcKyr9I
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPTczmIKhk
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAAtyPvEPn
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGujNaumLuc
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7aY7vwZYh
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBNbOFFOYV
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7hSX6AylP
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGOGlGQpvc
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oXzTfYw7H
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjl3PgowGO
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b0EPS4zK5
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hMFhuOCG8
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7PuLrnpme
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIns3w4LLH
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseI9AaUyo7
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkb3pG6Pd3O
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLilcrtx2hn
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUecy6O4sXQ
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrPLLCQGfk
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZriNwyRZ1u
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKD7q9FUCR
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJxxE1Faou
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCyep3Nq7d
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyb4jL3DCy
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuiXgpKIjB
「擎，天，式！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVAoTV9Tnd
「咩話？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3Cu4UX6sL
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanPek4BvYq
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDythvTrsJz
(插 ~！)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhGarwYXjb
中正「地魔」下陰…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpWSqq79gq
「哇丫~~~~~~！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTQAjSXsAc
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx9w2WqpWl
「地魔」亦唔會例外…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUNbigA1kp
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6ZuGkDOoB
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhZF6Z3u2w
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNm6uQHuWK
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQqwwq8T03
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r10UKz60Q
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa707RgT4BD
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ylN2egk3r
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJLi8U9nUy
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8bf51zeUC
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj4VmNkFMi
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWO0oj1VQZ
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35LiuH954n
「點…點解你要背叛我？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyegi7Sp6wk
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ528qrZeGp1
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQu4IpTaNZ
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLNEZOesPW
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbZqYco6Vc
「我…我…吊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVVPKYpYfY
大家都呆咗半秒…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sg3bKdfcr
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6S2gefc4B
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8JDVtEUkI
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimVaCWau2c
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6reCDZr2U
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqV7rFIKqZ
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDerl6xOA7O
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr61k1AKdT
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gf1QeM1SK
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZc3evhPAU
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh9OyZzlVK
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV8hB7DDPC
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPGublYtcJ
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZCbJxMFgQ
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXcF81Wtdf
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEbg1y5oKr
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lpxMZc0jM
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ro4vJajen
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H2i3aP4zz
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVs6jAqLpV
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVaUYlEEEd
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccTkqaCX6Q
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxeCvjfXbT
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMxBUU30Om
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtnWCipB4k
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE4sQhIhrv
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PwHVFKquO
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q46Jw4nS0
…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxO5nB1e9k
之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ585SFIUi
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsUPdjzpGk
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe30j4RL5K
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn7JsZKktp
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnzFcbnttV
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMB9MNCSo1
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvigbTiYtMF
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWffF3Ksf6K
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfgXVFuzVi
… (返酒店)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekR5zyfcat
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC598zZU33
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5QQ0qpgtB
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHXWH0gSGn
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTRpfB5s7D
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNivqoLcUm
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5laro9pSn
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RKFyJsMQ5
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciGGJo1ue3
「居居」跟咗阿輝…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uE55hPP1a
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cqs0sKXI2
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX61kL6MCKX
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3HnqkLmeR
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjyZd7sko6
到主角佢哋喇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRcLN1w54w
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlW2JRWjG8
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajYSb0hynU
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1i2HD4E7w
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgIBAGPJwZ
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE8cw9I7TT
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAClo0vCe1
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuKXN4TsOK
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5sewDR9Zg
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtL0e9bAp2
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCNHuvlQjU
………823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWZWWp9E17
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciIvwueK4C
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9rFEsL6Hc
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfaZErfp0H
「咩啊？」阿輝問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqlwaf2gHW
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YwiBO5wfr
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgFQHahYFW
「但係…」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMU2zmavDs
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu9lq8woXO
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpxFgAckiS
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9CxgbGjDe
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS2UIbYoqM
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRl7ZHScEB
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OJ6UrEhlM
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI6fuXaxIO
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1HWfghlxE
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywOJj0Qhr4
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN6ou0eHfr
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm9HjL5w84
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcz7buM2wv
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjZaBnRMOD
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfF56mH1nj
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C9oMyDr4V
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSazQ4SF33
「點解啊？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3wjoGqbO2
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9egedVuz9
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKBezGMeNv
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gMOs7PHS1
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFThlRYogI
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59817Qz1ph
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCwXwczgft
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zHvKNJorx
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTqvZPoVzo
「咩話！？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xan36SgNM
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYScOXMwlxF
「邊個？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpDDcnUKKJ
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMUbLGgnAl
「河童？！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAtpfBH8pR
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOAIclutaC
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOFKmyTnX3
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GQ693BqPA
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4Djy725X9
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtawQ9WJVD
真係難得有情人啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN3riIMlRU
…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtA3viZPog
之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS0pBTXDgV
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC3m2HaqCZ
…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGdb6NGq3O
時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrfQaYBsKG
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69SmaOAwy7
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn53jSmq3WC
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDPu7MgtYb
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4pwMawvB2
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKc8k7cmP5
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwiOJFox5N
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrRDLTZEEC
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1pu7DbMA4
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX09A7CGOh
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSL6wbiTbO
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68MKvoOWnz
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vd25tK72K
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LSkRF5ZHC
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRXq0wTghZ
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmhNtyy0yy
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRobLHk4lG
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevM4g1abVn
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapG9LrvfDw
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC4jveF0ay
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHaxuCG61Z
…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qz6SSSx8K
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDg7ZOfa7b
…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7sPdKpdcC
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwPxIwcb9v
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXICWKNcmA7
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc4edzyZVL
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWSspJSWHa
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFb4s7Vkku
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4HnTRCFSR
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiflCH1tb0W
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyONTNn61ti
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH5neFdPGY
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPP3aE3OII
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB4fJSQnE4
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwjfDOr5HX
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdnCESEyWM
場面震撼…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHhwsVGzSj
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MkQxDGXfy
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66NqBbxniC
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbdZEspwaz
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFpYjJ86NF
突然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OgEROFujw
竟然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEFDh5waWl
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqibWY83W4O
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnyt2SfrHv
而佢係…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9CWpZa5aY
「光管陳！？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpEJIL4QPX
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh3eDCHD9d
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxWaHE729c
(全故事完)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkBZCU5rso
註解︰823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGyHWc36mh
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6QQ52LkIL
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUQCFxusEY
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5wGBoMgce
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEijpZHBXU
然後按「加至主畫面」