第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgHySggT74
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGf0SX9QJF
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujCo7W6Lip
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBqIpooWPm
(大家表示無言。)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Atw577Iwb
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJzvA9FapT
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF747Ukp9v
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLTbALRk6q
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL2SuugIp0
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK8kUxVuCQ
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rhUTz6PC1
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOXnWR2rJX
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXdmFLYxRV
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgktpgUWFSd
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GRnvg5jKq
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4O70sv0B3
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv6gWFaUik
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PUU1Za4R3
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHCjOY12Fx
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfP7xsdsAs2
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoNx14yXje
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaugBLZkuV
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2MKyKFKdM
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fQcJzkduY
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyxkrFG6ll
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYg4r0Yfkm
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb06Iu0SG1N
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39JiiKefr5
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj20r4QlCC0
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpKuIisYpf
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwgDrbKTaK
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFmrUjzMwj
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAEpZoRAte
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7YNq8ROK4
「咁再嚟喇喎！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7fz1YDoFe
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbft2BnWhu
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DGLpi5AB5
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eXhylypO4
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnfDATDywr
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2ShteBFk7
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9j932ZqYJ
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV33c649ycy
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX1QeYN4ky
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHGGUt8RXz
「破滅斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVWGWRYgML
「爆烈斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdInwOkp4X
「追魂斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnP0dul8KI
「百烈斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhvFt4tyZD
「萬人斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28tqUOaGxj
「勾魂斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gk29QiSeL
「左斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7eX9lzF7R
「右斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGTx5Yw8zN
「斜斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcNsxPsTpe
「橫斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzIn5td6XP
「豎斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfC2rMVoU3
「旋風斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSts6OgHgb
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhQC7wqaLY
「直刺式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjNHsqGTYp
「橫削式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Agn0HIvAi
「斜斬式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw45PMPwSk
「旋風式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcVOSs1RBi
「順劈式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxrydsUTGW
「拖劍式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf7ZMSqWPQ
「推刃式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PkUdLfai6
而阿明就…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOrOCMgWv7
「覆雨劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VXSCfLsU4
「翻雲劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVk7YEkTcH
「飛天劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdxV2E2Eez
「遁地劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPBui594hJ
「爆烈劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlzpHUtlnP
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowa3TWNBOh
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8bomVUw6K
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDecCqDCqQa
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY8MxzrYXY
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhv99OZNJM
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P4EB0IjjN
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDXHDblNsZ
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VnI3B037Y
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk3TXXiXmZ
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAE75RLgGD
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HtMmY3H90
「神與神。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hQm0pDjuW
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2dqwKfjRz
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z7zHaTNuK
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR4JXbdOVn
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcwDfYesDT
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKQwfhrveS
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21Bdjq59fE
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhBkHrsN2S
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj2tP8BJDb
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitrD3WLWUe
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLCaxqryX0
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4yzW3hENb
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8RivHHZXr
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPUMXCenKq
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnfVWxdBWL
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj33s0k4lC
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69NDSJnQPo
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡale3Znd93b
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KJlxp8wPP
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncoLBekQs5
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURGZSg2Ruz
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenL1O1RcD7
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfSyGSn4Lb
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wM2vvlOx1
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzhvPGM4Dg
「擎，天，式！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqamAmwqiCE
「咩話？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VD1mD4p5i
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ905pAtuKWr
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvjkSUsOy4
(插 ~！)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg00fvJlXUd
中正「地魔」下陰…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPWUfvg8sy
「哇丫~~~~~~！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ywLIxCHIr
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44vkIJg8wW
「地魔」亦唔會例外…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrbjmF72BS
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPGH1IRffx
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruvl8jC1oV
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWMAzFpF1m
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhjkecL7ui
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVB4r05in4
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2KBMmvvX5
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dUEW33Dox
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdItThNDSO8
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLfjL3spji
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPjzINLb5A
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV2dnaiI6X
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxmxKmJH3H
「點…點解你要背叛我？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFQj6hKSkM
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRoYmHW1EA
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpy0nl1YeG
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVJGH4EwUe
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kSWvyvx3r
「我…我…吊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiF4nWvKyR
大家都呆咗半秒…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE3akAfQEr
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFohTIYnP8j
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ9gkp1ezs
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyBF0oQthk
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0Qn5h30rn
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0oaFHNk0v
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIofhV84acr
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XMPx5CLTk
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYhrXSAKTl
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ga11at9LV
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg4xHjunVp
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM2Vj69Fq2
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElHdguRf81
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZXvfMrsxB
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPcQQCeZqM
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnnfsrylM7
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y9dggLWZT
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSgoAyx968
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HSYhdJhHZ
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGC7NTmY62
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YcGlN3Gxh
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp1STZ0DDm
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcqSNWMUgi
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj9mJia4Bw
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3amP2lUuwC
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzkZABj2ZJ
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOY229xvZg
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvhh63UwAg
…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQOkv69NPc
之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7ZFUML5Ea
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKozi8SFzDD
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRoD9JPaUT
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfIw4vT3ox
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQT6fA95dD
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvfTHDPpnY
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL5p8GfBdo
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6CMnvu2fv
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMXDveoXlo
… (返酒店)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjyv0mUHCN
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmpCNiZRDV
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdjpCd3XvF
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqW0mRAOrP
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7mgpB7ktg
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWs6QmIS7a
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqVEgHG7t2
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk0fCqP8pz
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ633ZDKJnv0
「居居」跟咗阿輝…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleypWIw9z7
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt69HPLIUOv
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkeltpgfv7
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI63nMT8H9
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYaROVcxps
到主角佢哋喇…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhej0d9cpy
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgrk0SNoh9
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJtv7Q9pp1
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61edjcoEtj
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerdBNCgDVQ
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTXOifMZZv
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GNMHL7VLP
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKEFXNQCFG
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsV40ufVqj
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzQBYwinGb
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVuNZtH68b
………847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3RUoLEpsr
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQtVxZsmYu
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjZbt46ETC
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN9hoTeF1V
「咩啊？」阿輝問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqvhpOlSwo
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGeXIGEB3d
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9kJ3Ovdik
「但係…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7A7BsAuzy
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbUvFOui3v
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdPFiB0xYL
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTvUojZqp4
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1MBzNbQgZ
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxo2lCubYg
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouZjBFhtJ1
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtxQZ4O0dH
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO3cNN7DUz
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGRhDyGC15
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1k8lTN1fh
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXwR6xxNJP
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiaWJeCJTw
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8EVlfcMBG
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhPn2AeWxR
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dqi8L3PN8
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dK3TFx4cW
「點解啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLUEVYnPH2
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzXo1ySaoz
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW33z18kTXV
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji46fw33jm
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJvFakTKEq
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3LBjaPVKl
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRqIzqPSc7
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpLWddrfrB
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm1aRPHxLQ
「咩話！？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYjqUlSFeg
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CRj11RuaN
「邊個？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I9TckLHWa
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IZ5PS9bnW
「河童？！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSFyWKYed1
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp4ELqGAYG
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFkLJuUgvS
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO7CBnUV0g
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEZyUF5x5t
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSvICHCaM5
真係難得有情人啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqd0pSSJDC
…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLD7yDsxuS
之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuEYVMP7LT
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG3YNBZKqq
…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KUatSUQCv
時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0y02NQOed
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQvir0UWtk
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVU47uKi4C
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCL6RCDr1U
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCWytCjNz0
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO1gTIOQIY
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OUHZ7XNQi
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzoL4n13Au
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshQwWIdIIb
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rHXHjjKiR
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTmnAjeTGS
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsVhrCuC2J
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsDjjKIN2b
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjzRnTA5W2
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NmRw0LVNs
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdxm23LEls
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmPzVYmU4Y
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr2SmwhXuV
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExv3ASAmjh
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oiqmesfQa
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx77d7LNSU
…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTJBsgvXsg
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk2k1ravR3
…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8twiF6b8Yq
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2fK2F2tTq
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PjZOHc5Fy
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIwHmraD3d
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2qShgJuoK
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKbxtOKqYY
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTmvxmW0o9
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQV1mlnJWE
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j4QUvbcVu
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HmdrWic1g
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B9tQIhgLn
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOlaQC6Otb
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa56EkzCYiB
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeGTS982mA
場面震撼…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJqJ06uyaW
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KOwMAq5bT
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hDFuKTLvV
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7wLkEwx1G
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3DVVF6ohx
突然…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIA8X3pIPv
竟然…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg9wxr3Y57
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08rH4eN2ZM
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yE7JeMbHI
而佢係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmVSyIQMjL
「光管陳！？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrRxupIXtn
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP0QcOnitb
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDba1AO8RhF
(全故事完)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPyFBXUYln
註解︰847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8YeYxf0RJ
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgqxvoKPvG
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8QqlVIuLv
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBIGjNTD6W
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVv28FtGJY
然後按「加至主畫面」