第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJqXa4e0uP
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxNmDkqCGA
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyV1AKkW7W
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc9YCi8SXK
(大家表示無言。)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsH2qgP7rZ
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDo9r0R59c
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqa26zIut8
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zzNtYtTA8
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6TkGm0MYk
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh8zg3v3uY
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cIo9IOirx
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVBgTr0JX8
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA92IuG4uKz
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk1fpufaUs
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuYKpvOXIm
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLFYbSAIQG
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOfvG7XaVo
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsh8IkE5HN
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjUtWmkIcz
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh1moiaqj4
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUDzuusyoI
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtO6tNBkNs
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJCu39MA0t
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmnsiKW7pP
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ07mmkaVQ9
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAQ1oRZl9z
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSZab4Hv3S
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpPkuFP2Qy
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cy65LXWll
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLszbaxP6K
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMfsWpgYFt
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Yq61lJn8W
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XOvDKmDIp
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFsTjBaCL3
「咁再嚟喇喎！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaYlYQxxo7
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn48GcWbam
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0yz7kKpEk
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNhlMnL39R
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrP9uGIZZS
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeu5Npefwk
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrUFH8soDf
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bxerL68Pa
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnVYfMknrw
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzL06cy1UD
「破滅斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvD21nYLh3
「爆烈斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRfW0UyJhX
「追魂斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMZL3Z384W
「百烈斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwU21TuDJp
「萬人斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSdv514qaB
「勾魂斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnWkjWHHAk
「左斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OXu8qNZKJ
「右斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkeMd8hKiB
「斜斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETkEbAQmnS
「橫斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5cx8JtR2T
「豎斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKOruaMqF8
「旋風斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTPNJR8pd3
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOjAvAt3E0
「直刺式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80ZEdcvxtb
「橫削式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBVdNazvcD
「斜斬式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDlu8HrqEm
「旋風式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzVL4TTf1s
「順劈式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRNepyY0Wj
「拖劍式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3BYZaaCpj
「推刃式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rrtGZGkjN
而阿明就…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2VQNrH61V
「覆雨劍！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIjQ1DcAaM
「翻雲劍！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE0MALTBXP
「飛天劍！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt7OMXqUgQ
「遁地劍！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO8JAfFxIJ
「爆烈劍！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahvEZNs7B4
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZLYVRR28E
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlXqGBena4
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWLGy3GqiK
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWfr6Vo8X7
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwnXhS0QWk
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwisOcxJsj
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg1D5DWnAf
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf1M9LCniE
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuS5rzjpgl
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukJFMz6ori
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUz0wwCzyk
「神與神。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgEKP2nmJg
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzEONxAu4I
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoshZ81DI9Z
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdDOh4B4B4
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsyBRu4u6R
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JJqeXmmng
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIli4DoK6HX
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVfN4q9BqQ
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sZFuGM50i
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTkGM4MF51
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlZO7Jg8UE
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweECnPUbf8
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcftr1MSAC
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidbKTWRvDe
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7exvm34Fu
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn5jBtECb0
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdNIVtiWLY
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvBSS8zbjW
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZsaaXsSou
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLylPPc2CL
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNOubUvnb5
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZe8cAkGpX
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvulRVyM3xq
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXXFzarXv1
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj96ooxJatN
「擎，天，式！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHEDzoEoEw
「咩話？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsIUlClYQS
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYRu5F6bl1
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFePGdJL53U
(插 ~！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAC8lZmLjW
中正「地魔」下陰…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8psR2lhCtx
「哇丫~~~~~~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX4TW9lf6K
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UMtx0sOWs
「地魔」亦唔會例外…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIVv9VIk0W
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPl38BXYEJ
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJbe9ahXsW
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsT2BnlUda
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwV3j3B8iu
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5JcC7nbvI
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFUtllVfAW
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg0KHiAV00
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJENtKfErJp
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlntIkcR5JZ
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhIvDLz4lm
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OHFtdaexV
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rsdhIOHcm
「點…點解你要背叛我？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbE81o59iG
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPTiJbornC
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOplgDUvRJu
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldi8QiuGlW
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi4aNCjDN1
「我…我…吊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlht8FiXPsK
大家都呆咗半秒…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNH1VDAjbb
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJfehknIXZ
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceVeHDi3tf
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuBIe65myX
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3VWSndTYA
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a15uJyWQZ
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhYfWtw5FB
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuymP5KS2Y1
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0XpArpvke
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoMoS6L7LE
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwNCwDKcwb
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwIiQASXcm
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJ1DmMbLB
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YH9jEJ75z
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzP9A3kpeX
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvgVigo8oW
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6pVyaCLpe
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmCKL1JfvC
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Tkg46OW5
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48sGZgvhuo
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RF6iMQ4tH
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC2W7mtn7n
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysyURW7AWq
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9O7dbToCJ
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BSIdducZ0
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tIMhghRXj
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmk4ZCYSYo
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpL0X3tRR6
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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7IGhj8v5D
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLM0dmSEPX
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxnjxuzdKl
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡongsRCW3cc
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUYGdE4bwF
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64IKf89bLx
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvitjODvia
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35D0JyLGEd
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS3haIof9y
… (返酒店)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1wmEx9oRF
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBemqSQZ21R
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDfyTrYA8j
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVyAZggbKH
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoTUArnHns
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ7fE8dOGT
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdOdechq1F
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01pqq5pnRl
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUblAee3Tj
「居居」跟咗阿輝…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxMLIrAHDb
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk92IBe132I
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowLn27vyYF
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8m0UpR38t
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNOvZ9y201
到主角佢哋喇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQzYTXjR1I
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyphKJU8jfe
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeXyXnuHev
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoCnzGGjtN
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FOn1NEUhT
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7iNtmNEtz
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mftmbzCO2
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7iCqNSFHW
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYpjouXL56
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1404JfV7Vf
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hv9OhUeXR
………841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdtwljIlFv
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HuULq7GlQ
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6Lw0ZQmSj
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7nCXDxvuH
「咩啊？」阿輝問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmmaxCV6N9
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvELZkx9Jn
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu4mN9bzAq
「但係…」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfrODQO3fg
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mZR2cbhym
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXdawgBkQ6
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP5OT0lYrT
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaPlv2jrSJ
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cK2cdSwNP
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFOVSG3krX
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgP0eZJAN3
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsBI0NQZP6
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuBT4PXKTJ
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGjRU0PCRa
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrNEDVy85m
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGfCgiKuhn
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUn9G0FBhX
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrReSMqspNS
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFTiYTP9JN
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe2kpcGjgb
「點解啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPSgMUFLup
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1PeBn8Wju
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4okgjZJfH
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhUcQYqjs8
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5T5RUI2FB
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaE6XF7oXX
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Kz1Ld4T6
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpkdN1ybAc
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XJJqEe0ay
「咩話！？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtSo6jewMo
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1dorRfFG2
「邊個？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvELBp3iqj
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YQP5zzHVx
「河童？！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwQpPYg0qs
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw0RnobfIg
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi2N4aEQA0
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2F35vVb6m
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFvNAR1IoB
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvidsgD6ME
真係難得有情人啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI9Qt03mA6
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY5hwWcB5x
之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk24RlayK1C
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wEezivqao
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1zM3jg211
時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ioSOrz5ls
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliIFtWjHgG
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0FkHuGzJV
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW0HXfpMHj
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmDKj6tvym
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31qEzTvxze
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk7s8VCBif
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbpe63B95S
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgBNSR0GAm
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw4nM6gk1T
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusxvLecHis
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVqz0HhG4m
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fetnj5jDL
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjfc7Hfp69
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66AQ7uRv5g
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoJ0JR4AKI
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYE3uV9HTC
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff7DXOixP3
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt1MO1gZkx
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtziZ2uu9Py
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADmHuoPuMG
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgvrC3NgLn
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv1nscTLsx
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN1PnVg3Th
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23NfpEcewD
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbVTc26NLM
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmCB7aC9Ne
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sGCSJEcHZ
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk0voUHDrg
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlEmiJjCbI
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBclOg7oHHk
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZRVvgzSkR
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d5ASoACa3
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmEFU3BW5x
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmFwUFGah9
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvMPjIGOMa
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zhLhiLTmN
場面震撼…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZAC6hBtit
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC73CG43s1H
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspPNduGDmZ
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIncjIVMWgu
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6lS1LybHw
突然…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6MO8pTnGb
竟然…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0BbwWU3ji
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WmCtHcyp4
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbZppmZ2s5
而佢係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLTmY9WAOm
「光管陳！？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAiibkhIKU
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNflAW2gNr
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukUkA3Ukha
(全故事完)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZWpXmS7xp
註解︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Kc7oERoHo
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfq2q0FzwR
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrGGCVhefZ
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdOyOH8uQL
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn40cCuPSoB
然後按「加至主畫面」