第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWky5qMQTI
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjN0RGSmBb
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ewm5djCwX
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVidXRPxWy7
係咪應該遲D先做啊？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEaQpZMCwA
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJrWXj3ksH
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMDhciDudC
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOab6u64R7a
我自己講返好過…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy1vG3AYQw
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcs9SrP15t
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHNfCtl3bs
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRYomxeYDD
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BKNWGb6oR
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDi2BPYf98
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSRxDJovZS
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HxT39NDIh
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCqeTwah8U
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdsO3mBwh1
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgLomxviGf
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhJdzLWEVm
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6nvVYXNQq
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP7zpkeERB
「咁請邊個啊？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIvlCVPuEk
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y1bg0AZlv
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRgyUhoPan
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFWBrh8xRv
「仲有兩隻？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOVMpsH2R8
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYdxyzovPD
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPPzEEdnqG
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRmfu4rlEr
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT69OKYy5C
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnISsApOdX
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tm8nANob1
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEozXo64UNq
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXQD24eaM0
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpsJDCYsWc
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylYKhD6Yhn
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WDsIQTIIu
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLuzSJ9zd6
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUSkCXoeIg
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3BLW6NMy7
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7V0VGgy3h
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaoQIhUfvA
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYONfVL3c3x
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zNYOCbpA4
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHId7EuXyBW
「雷電交加！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC95h0LK9mk
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOX56DopBF
「風牆！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rEOm27po0
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kDvNZFN4S
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCOPovqWVt
「漫天飛雨刀！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc37f6PDGYv
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOZePOALEB
「電光霹靂！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yI3tskHdo
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ87tAmZoN
「疾風快刀！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzCwTHqZ7C
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMhV7uGpmY
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rr7ob90jq
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7ns0g9COj
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoDcV2S9J3
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB32D342QZ1
點知…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9Py1lio19
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EQVYLVVDc
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZNMT8dOdM
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMUdRaQvAu
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIaN6jAfj3
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcRRz90n1k
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD26ONNOYk
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPRlUVH7oq
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTMJhprq6V
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwVKKqbRWf
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIaUxOez0r
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKDOKcYjJx
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8X4uBW4kJ
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gJvR7VlvF
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfRiXt6Pfx
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ik9ZV3rFm
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAezmY85Hb
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm1foKUNOa
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E57ySSk35
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7CLAqGZdt
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1kt73EN3J
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhQGwN8Omx
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjMnwjde0l
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkiLEnKyPB
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX5uJkjz83
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHJ3LJjG6e
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8xNciud6G
「哦！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfLXWSmzbY
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmtoYbjU5M
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXyh5vZjAn
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA4I3z0nxa
(嘟嘟 ~)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PaKHhEGVK
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKf0nJFqmt
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjjLEQzSDM
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY8xnJZoot
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY219zOV6X
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o5vfk6HZv
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqW9bDjrHT
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqtYCVOw3m
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2PUlxRP6p
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeDJinljZB
「係噃，試吓先。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14PpdbubmS
(嘟嘟 ~)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfUo0VE3VZ
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbaTfWCWLX
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG0t8uJffK
「有冇預約？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrYHOWXF8t
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMlfIIV3kQ
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yp2vYWhVr
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspJOYIJEYb
「車，用張飛啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtP08MmLwV
「張飛？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06a7NrDc5Q
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnCZypXxRt
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0TJP8Tclv
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIur8ij4Nw5
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4ggNxKWZp
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d1WITe8jl
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRNrajChT2
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGaixkH4CV
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPqlf1zyFu
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd17uJCDEkv
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbzyPg8mhp
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xM8RyPVyh
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r4vtuhLbT
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhF1r6A6Yf
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5IK8ksZBn
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmB2iAuMC1
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZtgiM7ZrG
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYXU7MTRoe
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcSjbngKAI
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1v9OVhz7x
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14ROLXy2iL
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitpRPSz1VW
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiOqWUdPav
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBINx5h7018
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1KdnvQMLD
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlbGQ0Oz00
「咪住！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz1JTskRvJ
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註解︰585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpBVbo7d2Z
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