第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz15AuKTxYN
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaukqWw88O3
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XPV5xTxY4
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9cZcrk0bA
係咪應該遲D先做啊？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPsmBugZVl
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC9gNCkTU9
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQuDTMTxcL
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2AN1aeNdO
我自己講返好過…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyDKpHtsIt
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUkMj03QKH
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aecba5gVj
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx65MXUiTej
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITlH93bt56
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbUDWTIn5v
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdcjb7d6KA
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipFBUFOYgZ
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWPx6lt89X
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoOs80Q7Mr
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp82o50JGN
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuQ9DKZava
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPB8qZfDzV
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBL1CbF2X9
「咁請邊個啊？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqkI8lPhvL
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozSD5ITmAL
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTxlDBFmy2
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdlCRmI3CW
「仲有兩隻？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFhmkQ0a6R
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XwJ73moQW
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5oW5YEVGa
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiqhjGUBub
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuzsCO4EYV
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuZK2JnqiM
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW3s59Q99B
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oVZVTEFWx
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlATRS11UYe
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0shGU2YyY
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F1pRtaS0l
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M1RPQ9Pzw
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzbouz6D2B
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55NVidXHqf
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQHZd8KBZ
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQFgF0h5KQ
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vWD763LTF
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8c6g7Nbc6
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkWhSGJKaa
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiUoJbyBwd
「雷電交加！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb53s4SqS3W
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF9OYVRN8x
「風牆！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LmLzUITYp
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wjJA2Bjyd
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v5HLAnOiG
「漫天飛雨刀！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGoF7pH2d6
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12K9wetOfU
「電光霹靂！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2utMHPaKL
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cpLwR4MBl
「疾風快刀！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bdtG0lTRZ
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7pm0wm5Uk
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6IwWc6WtB
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZonGty68OO
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbs39BXFzo
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w9LeMqXFb
點知…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiew3mD7tJv
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmKLVSIbai
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkTLKTq4Pe
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhY8Vx11Fi
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuydP1BjCI
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU5Mw1TH8o
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBy6VqdmYU
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ElWc5pur
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZVkxQGTNO
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF0F09N3lq
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq866nrzrH
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1aZY5RFcX
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnetT2E3uXt
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cOfBziQif
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf2fFGa3CI
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRnU63hdub
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfT3LWxpAs
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqs5lKLlK7
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukfzW1A1L3
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEWGTaUwvc
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC0cfaQpx7
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMzTGZrvfa
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuqJPjCrCk
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7HcKz8xV5
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T8q4N54BR
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSHJ9MnmDu
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x6gB5XFwO
「哦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd926Uc4i2c
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TkRe3Tqkm
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64RWmQoGj0
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBEVZ94MUG
(嘟嘟 ~)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62pXKsqauh
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeujT6VAQP
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWiTqW82Cy
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dHfkKl9gi
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PZGLOKSpK
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNVAwB17si
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzST5sgpHt
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxvQycWXva
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD3aX21wak
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMXdQ4p9I0
「係噃，試吓先。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9xhzf6vqU
(嘟嘟 ~)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53iqi5JMYh
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOlBZHiTRf
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Z67BReEm
「有冇預約？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD1MnWPn1C
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtegj7cj2WU
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWtR4Kfxl0
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jg472StWN
「車，用張飛啦。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKQFhLkIEo
「張飛？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4p9O5km76
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfHjTL9xxc
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cbp3lYO6b
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4u0FxHcHm
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyFsznOByO
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xh3fO6aJq
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsCQ1uEAMD
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIpx3zKdQx
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstBVRnnRAk
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC0qCIPmMZ
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R8L9icqtn
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e5BeDj9r0
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt6RoDgADt
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqluQkcQcZP
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvLUgJZkDG
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLGzdc6wcA
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bqI4dVeqU
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wnIpv92sB
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H6RoodGIP
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NI1NVMZlT
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABpFljZkTh
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2h5FOJSJf
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD16LG6dJw
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bCVKwm8NR
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9Asvk4B2a
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DakBAQllw
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