第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRjvRstMxc
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDIc5OLOcb
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係咪應該遲D先做啊？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul1Ul9hCXS
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唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXGbDorUqp
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「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaqidXcx7I
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSKnxiNzom
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsmAygHQY5
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfC9X3Tvg3
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq1fXhxXTL
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdggNAokda
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBMcanNn0X
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskt7ITjPYz
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAhLpXP4Da
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNVAXQgRj3
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO4EAxyCNB
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZT1hmXw1C
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aQtAai8md
「咁請邊個啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGz7teUmPu
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CyypCuajb
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0izwAINBee
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3fStsfQsG
「仲有兩隻？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl7CURWDwH
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw6WCDDTY7
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPA0l3Hntj
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTilABznqmw
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9nzhLjUcw
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzurx0SZJBZ
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVSOMdexy4
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdQpDfTq4l
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUAdyGQM9k
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5WOBfJdYX
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLGO4AOnCr
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovdheeRT63
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PTE99py9O
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpAcSwUkix
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckBjKNB7ng
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIkCDVf1b0
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL4CkoX3tI
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbFqGWhZM8
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqolL3QBQaT
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fhKIJgLdS
「雷電交加！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKdG6OwuMh
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ0ptrzqV3
「風牆！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqd6YIpmP6
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecQ71iCHAY
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I34krOiNV
「漫天飛雨刀！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSufb996qt
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ925LtMkX0Q
「電光霹靂！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S4hbkL5Vs
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlAZJJtSTc
「疾風快刀！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH17K7fnmMF
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwiDGB8ZYm
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdMY8cQigT
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlpyWpYFZa
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVTyT0e7Eu
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufPiPWtpO8
點知…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7umnxxgLJ
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtfV0wKnpA
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFnLRCH9Qj
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0DWDFFJzg
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSbp6jJ4pa
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCxKU3fCOw
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzjV0FX3wb
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLthsCJTJm
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpz4MqOaWc
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e3JHp0ZvK
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSCeoaHRb8
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0CAVNUZYt
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuXEcpvj2a
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsJw1CImD9
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJcDywshGS
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl69Og3kob
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKy0gAQtzS
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwjmehvv98
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydgwA2d6dj
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IORpMOGGX
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFWuYontcN
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69mUDo5NfS
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpniL1RWt0B
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK7RvYraz5
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs8bMa9eW5
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefANFBW7Go
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LUotxVJny
「哦！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc4N0YY1OW
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdnHumwBHP
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiqMTAwnTA
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQICGikiNx
(嘟嘟 ~)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyoT5aeto3
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl54eXcDj6
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLpgA8PE6W
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5btBMHozHS
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QDnCvH0bC
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM31BZ8rIQ
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ReqjY3v6
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyTf1MudnH
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V8QzL4BAx
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW8hBbGxZZ
「係噃，試吓先。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV7wKOFqek
(嘟嘟 ~)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIiKfD7Swe
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlh8iTumYA
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkDghdWvl5
「有冇預約？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpVVn932i7
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ypPXXf7r7
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FducZ6UkG
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlXaiB27wG
「車，用張飛啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEcu0Q9RIE
「張飛？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcsFUW6XUT
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQmDWlZtCP
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf78SRGcz0Z
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyLiE6BwHQ
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdnM3McLu0
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVOHtf6DnN
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAIKPC71UB
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECo82TGi1M
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXsHlNmdBo
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEBIC4tJox
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmuWumjzbN
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKXpixPE48
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu46jsX65R
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1OBmYrXz1
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLNuP93AMW
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29YcOrMwOs
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWiyHKDh2V
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoTCmpEaNb
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IxUlEcVbi
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWDWNVqnWo
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OFIv2HCnR
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHotnF9Wz0
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cLfUy8CCV
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJeXhHpKCu
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9EkfborFf
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RrqIMpKeD
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