第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEXMJSWu33
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmYkkGgwDE
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafEtfITodB
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaUnsbxCaf
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKDAUuk8do
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G7YKb7Pmy
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCaanZiQcx
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMN6M5Kzxc
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6qFrqCE64
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSx6jqOawS
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCr7R8Tzo3
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxzoCKVMVp
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvSm8aVyxg
咁都俾你發現添。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7HoiLEKbc
好，即刻開始！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76myrZLBbx
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7gz1cMTy2
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM3SqkHBFd
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cz99s52Gm
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiiCRMn06J
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHXRHMvH2R
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL1VvCqysr
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRndmjEvIpl
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCGM6HtUeK
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddiJX2wfpZ
公仔死咗，女友發火…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV0KTvoWdj
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg8BfQvp9G
「鬼王」趴咗街…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3v8jX9cLo
本來都已經奄奄一息…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eg45NZYuT
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoVQoy0VX6
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKUh5lQgX4
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqQtVxhCKl
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdByTM2vVTU
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDMJU2oFE3
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKzhH9Ra0D
好，呢一集正式開始！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TXDFwIjbE
(而家先開始？)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UvKgU0O5C
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMIgdcAgik
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQnLUET4og
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciONsuBxkl
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQJX1r6DA1
係「井上」先生啊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSj0nhiRhq
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmbi0NLlOX
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9TIlCNoSK
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nfF19mgWo
「我笑又關你事呀？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyyzwIGLQm
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoxWKfZ4PU
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuIPnZ5BOg
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6OBsk8Jcd
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJOewm6yBw
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslypxH61og
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSpROU6Hoy
「就憑你？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjIpDNfxuZ
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1m4jeYLqg
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjAvhjjnLH
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EwyUGTGzp
「九陽草薙！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDpiMTktIB
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pCjNsubbk
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoU5KtcTJj
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNePRJPnkSU
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLE5lW33W2
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOrR5ViZGm
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtG73jS1KF
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMLvPGDJ9S
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKYCxJjGKQ
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoIHHc8Alm
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpiTYlGGD0
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzrDmelicP
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEjS234mGt
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaSL3S6Uhp
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggbRwi8Fbt
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVSM59OC8S
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3inyFQ6YLT
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJGgXhnEI6
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv1NzcstW2
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ8BH2SFvW
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAACAsAvUJg
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08fjA5KpWU
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdHi3Y2hXO
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnLlSn2c71
「又點解啊？」大家問。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQv8D4t6tx
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AQsMQkSQB
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vPmW8Cymp
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK2Yl7oGy4
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKsBYVsIIi
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIcfFrHwq1
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY5uZIPqq6
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimcZgBXRTp
好在…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN25CxkuTS
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTb9DANNKV
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1buKySVPiB
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHYcXzK20a
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsllYjjbbs
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCZWCBN5YZ
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvUvBv3iu5
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeiTAczQoe
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKLt4R8exy
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhRACt7YyH
「冇可能！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO5Jf0hqJF
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlla1NFYqBi
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoT7V9nne8
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJetQtSgMe7
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzTP7wDllQ
最後一吓…(插~！)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9NN1dvLTz
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k1ApTlsMP
………865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBOh2m179b
但係…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn82KQ93R9B
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdYD1JVoXE
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02eWz4Pe55
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviSrybthub
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwSFuJEQR1
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTsqarRMP3
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvetcD6UGZe
突然…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RxQipbW0M
(嚓~！) 一聲…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU0BiYOXB9
咩事啊？865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxuvTxdBes
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduGuQvDaD6
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ExN4mjNy
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMypZ9CUisF
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3zsRHcPt3
(待續)865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGfuZnTbiD
下集預告︰865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr39J6Ugatf
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFaMbkEwxS
註解︰865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX3EPeEDXe
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PFvYHMhHM
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGGaKd5en1
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。865Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuVgYGg58V
然後按「加至主畫面」