第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfak61mUR0o
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL13LHgDMQ2
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMw9GxaHdO
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGoLMzOrwh
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiANPUO4Yba
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO1yeGOX96
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocnZ71dZCq
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgeZWwTz9N
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIb1d0qu5z
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp2vJd29DR
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd7Myulwim
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKWjRvA66j
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0VGHkz28a
咁都俾你發現添。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysjQlWT0s2
好，即刻開始！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y79kbForz
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsstkbNdF0B
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef9zQDOIoK
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5zQc73l9a
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt0qcdsWim
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp84ogTB8xU
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71z4J1sqDw
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu3tlNxcdC
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz6tWgFsgn
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQWlzjfxMS
公仔死咗，女友發火…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey4vcMW0XJ
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fu1KbBMXC
「鬼王」趴咗街…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PgVxrZz0z
本來都已經奄奄一息…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x9XGGuDjO
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlpiZmopUd
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd14BdtowNU
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69yG6mPjix
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gJjm4yj65
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMFVX6GuFs
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW1DeBETVn
好，呢一集正式開始！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2iXRoKcdw
(而家先開始？)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYE05OO2b0
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL4NqjSGU4
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqC26tPxVJ
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTvOtdmke2
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfiJwZV5wm
係「井上」先生啊！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeLZmDUBK2
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJmZp9pNc5
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrNmA2j0S5
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgvzGXnu3x
「我笑又關你事呀？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcDvy33Yjq
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXtW6UNuKT
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGswVNcCn2
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O2bx6fcgI
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1iQz7nTzj
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQmkMd55nO
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OgGmYywbF
「就憑你？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrutufshdA7
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSXuNYwJUW
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuaBMHrUKM
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jciQ9YCrP
「九陽草薙！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLefdeuYT0A
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZKthHXtaf
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkBUCwErup
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLIiZZnSRe
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2wyK6I13D
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZYGvsjQlY
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbxaRW6aPS
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zye2Hyk5j
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEYGi4DImG
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhHPhFHxw3
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl7VigqP6J
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IQVSbjLWk
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOUggvLTTz
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxUZLePnQD
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtTfvGg8Hk
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxWXdKr534
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhxwZSU18a
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEFevEXBHq
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjb4TGtWoC
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff3ZrpGvet
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1JgaLxguw
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJclzq6paX
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfHH0YUxGW
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemjbgEDhop
「又點解啊？」大家問。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjVIiacDEk
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP99fh5gTen
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitigd2H18S
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmq706qE38
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd5ndGPE5q
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rMSJZAiHs
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkJqVsiRI2
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jbV5XKtkY
好在…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrrRdwyLRD
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cz7ekpv8o
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX16rwPvET
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4qHO8i3hE
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9xHXeNPVN
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwhVIrjlSp
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwcec2TAhS
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzverwaUcq
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEJ8kfkOqi
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkMoOGV0zm
「冇可能！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJMNVHJW41
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFr8Sjs6I9
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eKCYbgXX6
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrofrqOW544
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9FKq0WnYZ
最後一吓…(插~！)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBq7UpF6Qx
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzmjrNnrHW
………795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZEieIHQTK
但係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZandLuHdMr
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWfJtit1oM
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz44vyOUYiN
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbj8sZBayd
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoThfBLvhNX
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqIZU2nUaH
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEZ3h5PG8A
突然…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl1T5CUfVE
(嚓~！) 一聲…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcELwix7IrL
咩事啊？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig0gvdfwVH
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WRpwKfLYX
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEaYyBhJ35
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJU5yc11Tn
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkSStDwvO1
(待續)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oBYMQsloB
下集預告︰795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnYOoRGGvV
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCY803YfXc
註解︰795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYTdZ5oC2Z
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LlkLwuohO
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf2Eg9nC91
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWVsP2UHwM
然後按「加至主畫面」