第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNXRYiiGsN
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wiORRivGd
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoVPtlxRiU
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNlT2BYkUI
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡua8ktbQz5I
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FqfYqXV2Y
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffqifvB5Xq
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMt9YjUY1a
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUpUQIKGiF
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEISMBgzbZx
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV3HcD0r0r
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hIDl1FTz0
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6gLi35LTS
咁都俾你發現添。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK8b1puN7f
好，即刻開始！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOskfFb1bVp
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTz1I8uNEG
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWciCIObO9
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOvqWCw0HH
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq22PiZggW
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdBGn3Z39n
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy9lO0SBIa
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQu655d35I
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x1SNT08My
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6RgZKnWOy
公仔死咗，女友發火…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVSelaxnjb
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLJGj7n3EV
「鬼王」趴咗街…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nXRj0nfJB
本來都已經奄奄一息…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8l4aIBcjj
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhYmD5Ks81
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pFeDtu9cE
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGCBMmyAJX
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3g2smeJFa
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF1Hr1LvgK
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjikFSQj8Fm
好，呢一集正式開始！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEedQT43Gl
(而家先開始？)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaIV1tbzLX
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4opPqGFF51
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw708JUooCy
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiqwwACHCR
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61jRNMTJZK
係「井上」先生啊！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauV97WjEFm
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jbUR2Kuos
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZZvE1qMI2
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvptVoADfIR
「我笑又關你事呀？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCFMMK802D
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo2z0ST6Q8
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHzHXHoEa8
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZPHQEywFn
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO4KXrJB11
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ89COtuBHY
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZrArxdUtU
「就憑你？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FHPpvy5fa
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UgQOHoIWH
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3TJhhMEyz
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSkSbB7X2i
「九陽草薙！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd2sKARWFK
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21N6EidiON
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BFnZXRfZ3
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC6aG4TvdT
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVOcvDvMKb
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOejRj0BDi
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwxubFIQp2
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWCzlsuXdz
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtrQvtlY4e
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzNgkFIfc4
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7kHoaqX8k
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlakCvuyKri
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E2vNw7I5v
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREqhhbUUwb
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZYEzmtTfl
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89CxiAPgRW
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81sNPXizHE
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOb7804yIq
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqwkSMrFOl
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCVC5p4XJ4
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXIVWcSeXt
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiGogdxybn
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46v25uHwn3
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfmnueafb9
「又點解啊？」大家問。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCvkrdjUzO
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgd63hQWwo
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw6QIJlez1
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil7M483yUX
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdkYYDghs1
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKWrZ2sy0k
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdk2rja3Yl
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EaHffsGym
好在…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGQ3BVXYeD
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyutiW23Sxu
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb2lDsHG9v
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmG5nNSTAM
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3399mc3vp
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr3x4wiLeA
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr70YDphXPg
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlthdp0GOYP
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf77uB5H2cu
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7nC8c3Dlk
「冇可能！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnB85l54kA
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWRBHBErEG
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZA1lUdqtg
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq0uSgunbi
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgGXfzaogi
最後一吓…(插~！)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43qB6Q736f
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUWJClYoYL
………838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzi3All1gp
但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZyNEMPhLz
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa6Ky668PE
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVoeFafVqe
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvZyyZO3oK
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWOk3m13t7
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJCSkJIpvt
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4plptCduz7
突然…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0GStpAoTs
(嚓~！) 一聲…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCabo0aDqw
咩事啊？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesUkbZxDUm
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOxmgG3q9u
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFDmlVyeOb
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNhSt6sWdn
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTJHGuPUEQ
(待續)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5W5ps4JCM
下集預告︰838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQkjYWGMZX
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnT6mFFh1D
註解︰838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIbKNWcjip
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT3fUkDHJR
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuSqsW1ezH
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyyJ73R3da
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