第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHWuFloOUx
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhJHEhRJqN
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMsScczVYl
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLiTORVnBr
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIACkpfp6JE
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedzXR9e3qE
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CozOh4Rry
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6yKErQnTA
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJCvfM562E
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JAZRR1n9c
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwngvLwCSl
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYa8y5buk6
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV21reLJQW2
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3h6qfbyPB
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdEHu5hQe6
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcPhp23Faz
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LVHJfIYky
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ97KpY5fU
「接我銀槍！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLJpIDAebq
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnabeRrFJx
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD6SzMSzgh
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIABMP6N29P
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXNjjmFRw3
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIRIhuPZDI
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqqXvdjtf8
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpzJGHbygC
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk0lZxjr0B
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa8UosE8Uh
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WfIcKrqwy
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1xoIK2TrI
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZsALiQFAx
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7duSp6lRFM
…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzxXJj995K
「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzSdsBVFnj
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sXGc4wbcX
「化零為整！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc54J36mTgf
「咩話？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1jfh7EAO7
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bzjleYTkv
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQRXnq7yfZ
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zYt0sg1cf
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHijGqsfK6
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8MM0sguqR
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n4a8TAbPb
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP2oQgD7eb
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5CDD6Lao8
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul7VsTrvly
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIbNlMRajm
(嘭~！)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SmFsPJd1a
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FCRnTcBhy
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hxjIUmpRy
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFK4Uccjhb
「英，雄，死，光！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC5FLMNqI2
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhQwxYskl7
「哇~ 丫~！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJgFFvVhav
………795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWcyjCSSoa
贏咗喇！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8hiA6wI9R
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdelbLQRuvv
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAXliRBBAL
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYqvOQDE1C
「明白，下次唔敢。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagayTCXpNK
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NQRcp0ZD3
「吊！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyaiZ7H1EZ
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJL4tpD5u2
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiCaDywYWB
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI9l9WWZ5S
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzydliAqxjy
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t5MqN1T8b
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT1N2PWpoU
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeysow22jg9
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsfJVwCIf0
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYBHgUQ0Hr
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTUN6cijzz
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1BKZdatIV
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0afTei2Y4
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XYhYFz1fb
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX14fei3EK5
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7YwX1MKTA
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWTEMs4uVI
「神武專鑿！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnIRvdgWtH
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHos6WwaGYE
「雙手入白刃！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUFs78FdMT
「哇哈哈哈！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8UFMpwtFk
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupAQQzwObM
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBop9B5xZ0
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocnoBHf9o4
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX1PAX4Avg
呢招又有效噃！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7vovhTvbt
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sjt7S7H62
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm0QTLjpZO
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTidlfkVoa
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2euSyt9voq
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVSYzcq8D7
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMoTl9qEXu
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMa6vsxwAz
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d4eiK0bXy
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e7lWi6nMS
…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjisk8mQp5
「神武專鑿！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnahJfoiN04
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GeasPbp0t
(啪~！)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDamfDlLxt8
呢一刻…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbot1Uj2Ee0
我呆住咁睇住…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkwB3nH5zK
「達叔」佢…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlQdiaDI3k
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eTmffKpda
………795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD8AaZgigF
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlnMKQbLKK
………795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZLHZrtf01
但係…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiqyLzza8P
我見到…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBikNbjJMBS
「哇~！丫~！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRa8PPiqIP
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwoF9kU0C4
係俾…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbB7wFbdBE
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tKNBCGnon
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLnp8KCmH1
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdNRMt1Vfy
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15EnwIPvjQ
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUNZ6cntXe
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f1MOhMEZ2
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC9Vnq6drD
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwRARGQf4X
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tmYRmSSmb
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dcqMlZFAe
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo074ewRfgH
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ymmBcomNr
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2MFCLXV64
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBTEEDW9CX
(待續)795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZQyhoaw3v
下集預告︰795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnpvCkLrS5
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgv2WeT07D
註解︰795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUk12d1JCQ
(1) CHOK — 試探。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOr3JAQvzy
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwxZETQZVT
然後按「加至主畫面」