第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep7CyANCmJ
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQsF4T0dty
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenmplHekK6
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fnx89U9sB
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9mXC7mBd6
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhD740Exdt
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZNxifu2L6
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t7XutfZB7
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCMqFgGYkI
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyQmF5Iw35
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmRMHkjZuy
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkiw4jLlxo
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu20cV6H8cv
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbmJ6ntCWf
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV31WqyOl0
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvacvsHyqxP
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ENFWB8K2
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNplSgE9GFs
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWvyDyE6sd
至於佢自己本人就…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ7Y79umcr
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDiOIMLzV1
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd1AjRcxn8
好似蓄勢待發咁…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI8M9kYJwO
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FEzvmavRw
「好！」光管陳回應。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAP9FpoRW6
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyh7X5UbEB
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscTLPrKvop
「慳D啦你！」我講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYa34z0Tge
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHASj8H1oea
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61NhLSPgYT
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLgRjqtfWD
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiaZUzV6QJ
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvr3wHKPB0
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0tQjpH8DP
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeY13DJnFI
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkVrPkGzDl
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslNFNBTfj5
(攀 ~！)692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjieinaIogx
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBYqn9uq6
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau8TgQcvMy
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4WRi8tPgQ
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dupSMmCBl
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTqs9nvSL0
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmNzWb82xp
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPW1cIyS85
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZeIAFvnaG
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBedblqVgT
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEX1qlmoZi
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPy8bljC2n
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04A30e3W5p
「九曲追魂劍！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcZvgzgMP1
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNlR5ENZPb
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTCojUj4hy
「我閃！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CatTxIHCW
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjN6EdEeqL
「我避！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzgbrs86e7
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUP7wpisqj
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpCvSs261W
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJGOX5I8i7
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVpk8snjnq
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhN8Jwvt9u
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVikAxYgHpG
「我再閃！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ8D83lyyG
「我再避！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleARgkJDTO
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOnAK3VMbK
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjssf7CXSuP
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscAmYdKkB2
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Jt54Zijp
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0p0tSo7Pf
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVKSc0SP2n
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfFtO7y3si
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYZyqFk795
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYHqiplfH8
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD5HcMjv28
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwZ9BphEN7
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6o3vbRbFo
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVRN1WGqJa
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi60csZgYA7
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEYivqF0XI
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5d2dt3okC
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vKBj9GETI
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF2MsaOVx5
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EMaQo6R8i
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FunjR2aNd
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxLELRadn6
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AYIAKiCrc
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg5bdro89W
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeGSl6IAtn
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgjTXsOFfJ
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsGsjWVsdT
(待續)692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvjjgv9QjE
下集預告︰692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwLroTMCcQ
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchIhP3Drnb
註解︰692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZgq8BaNEV
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeCvGs1bLh
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFQ92PPn5I
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2kDJoLgrX
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