第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWubpxWkRHk
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOneE0Gci8
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb7DLFDAuc
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeGz8Pjlad
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJWZXN75cv
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRxASd9TAN
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5gEZAazPr
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVcC5gDb04
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd9jOgFWBq
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9pdx9EFDR
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps64Ouq2P2
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RT0iRgAoB
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsoaEuAkwb
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCkhmmnwhX
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZgC09nRMG
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkAC6H0bvd
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFELPxdHtD
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRww9rM3SS
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAgmJbnegu
至於佢自己本人就…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkXkcdmx2s
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88HC4GjUCK
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBsOWINHCS
好似蓄勢待發咁…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZZYiRVChK
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgCQTmtPXx
「好！」光管陳回應。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CebYNe26r
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtzRChlkUX
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfcXS2fzMx
「慳D啦你！」我講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkLJkz7GCb
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajbxRqL6pA
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV2CkVas4L
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIl9wPHxAD
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiHrP6gb1b
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShBqmvgJnG
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGn40nHaDI
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ckTLXro2q
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lCQgAv5iT
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlENFPSycRK
(攀 ~！)648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx7lv5w6vO
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVyFA0OfgE
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0jnDy85VY
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIClOZn1Yl
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL10LkHDEYn
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNarGrCpO7O
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSNhMYq6tL
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsVKpMO6uA
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBS7iRy3c5
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxl3kXy8EO
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKHgAt3dMS
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwSdjtDXbU
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRidb1erc9
「九曲追魂劍！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKYUTVCg6f
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYOn9BQ3VX
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HHmugaLRO
「我閃！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1dsM10WfV
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bWrgRmIah
「我避！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8PWBXXGQr
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD6JYpeh1w
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzFyVHYMiz
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JtBSnCJ98
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT3E8i8n9O
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQII8N4alQO
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtI2aYSWTP8
「我再閃！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ72IcDy6tZ
「我再避！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h6qaIrRZs
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbiYU10vOG
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkDDRetZZ6
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSnUW7TVzz
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07e42xxJbX
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c1G4zJm9w
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzCSYbhLD2
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIJxY4XSDD
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXv4A4G2nR
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzFJ3Zosdy
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMKNAw7VCL
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7Ku4U1t5X
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0o62xAayY
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgAUZdMGgv
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwh1Hf7Mj6
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDonhEu8lS
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlvdd2mv7Z
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCJwFAXvrH
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfzFEFwZhj
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL62PNVpld
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoE1hWzDPn
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxCm8LkN2G
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40JxZWIadn
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOaQCeHein
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2ZzD2NmRg
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9pUjHetGR
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBucn92pH0
(待續)648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq2ZcA8BxU
下集預告︰648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41x8hhY5ld
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83hHYNhej9
註解︰648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47X8y9dshx
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8ttDAvBFc
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifiz3ypG6r
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyITxpdkT7L
然後按「加至主畫面」