December 2
Hi Lucy, I have an ASSLOAD of things to write this month, and frankly, I've missed it over fall break.
So, at lunchtime, Chris told me that he hopes Mosquito's test passes for Oxford, since we had just took the Oxford test. He also makes a rant on how obsessed Alarm Clock is with Mosquito. Chris even told me that Alarm Clock's wallpaper is just big letters spelling Mosquito's name.
December 3
Hi Lucy,
Tomorrow is the opening night of the theatre show Honey Boy, the play my theatre friends are in. But today I found out that Chris and Khloe are also watching the show and at the same night :O So Khloe & I thought of writing notes to my friends from theatre. But I know Alexa got a lead role, but Becky's mad about having only one line, so I'll probably write something different to both of them. 8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2okvLVIsd4
Later in Lunch-Recess, Chris watched me "grease" the slide with rose scented hand cream. Because of that, Cayden from our class sat on it.
After that, someone else stepped on it, and said:
"I GOT YOGURT ON MY SHOE!!!"
I don't think that's yogurt...
December 5
Hi Lucy,
Today, I showed Chris my first invention. And by first invention, I mean homemade slide grease that happens to smell like strawberries.
And then, he told everyone else about it.
5:52 pm
Later, I saw Khloe & Chris, when we were watching Honey Boy.
But when intermission rolled around, Khloe & I wrote grams 4 Becky & Alexa.
We also used my new slide grease & GREASED the High School they held the performance in.
Hell, Chris & I even made a commercial for Stawberpy (not "strawberry", "stawberpy") Slide Grease .
Available Nowhere.
Why the slogan? "Shake it & GET GREASYY"
December 9
LUCY!!!
Today, a RAT came into our classroom before school.
But, the janitor MURDERED it before be could see 😞
So, I had the idea to try and contact Charlie the Ghost go send an army of rats to scurry around the classroom, in the middle of a math lesson. It probably won't happen, but I wish it would.
December 12
Hi, Lucy, today, I found out that the field trip to town centre white elephant, AND class freetime! is happening on next Friday, but I'll leave for my flight to Europe on that same day. Shit.
This is the FOURTH time I missed out on a RARE fun school day because of a "family" thing.
But when I told Alyssa, she told me that if my mom is making me miss THREE fun events, I should make her owe me.
That made me feel better.
I'd say that Alyssa would be the BEST friend ever, but that would offend my other friends.
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Today in class, Alyssa and I made an elf on the shelf drawing for the class, and Mrs. C PUT it up on the comfy chair for working.
But, Mosquito MOVED the elf when Mrs. C said not to move it, for Mosquito did it JUST to sit on the Chairs.
Kinda selfish if you ask me?
So Alyssa & I thought it would be funny to write a note that said. "I'm coming for you, Mosquito," as a JOKE.
And Mosquito got all worked up about it (petty huh?)
And ripped the note into shreds, after interrogating ALL the girls!
Chris says that you could get arrested if you send notes like "that". Even if it was as a joke. Even if Mosquito ripped the notes into shreds before an adult could see.
What the hell???
December 25 (France)
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2022, Lucy!
Right now I'm watching TV with my uncle's nephew, niece, and my toddler cousin.
Well, I'm not really watching because I'm writing to you.
But gosh, 2022 went by fast! I still remember the beginning of 2022 like it was last week.
It's only Christmas eve back home in California, but I'll be back in 1-2 days to wish my friends a Happy New Year! and yes, I will have wi-fi.
December 27 (France)
Hi, Lucy,
I'm on the train book right now, and I'm going to America tomorrow!
Anyways, the train ride is 1 hour & a half, and I nearly had to sit in a cramped 3-seater w my mom & Grandma.
It's a long story, but there was this one guy who needed a vacant seat, so he took one of ours.
So, I prayed for this guy to find a vacant seat. And by "prayed," I mean saying prayers from my Catholic Class 67 times in my head, while ending with a "Please Universe, I need this. This guy is kinda seatless, I live with my my nonexistent balls." And apparently, it worked!
Because right after I said the word "Balls," the stranger FOUND a seat.And I have enough space on my seat to write to you!
December 28
Hi, Lucy,
Update on the plane ride: 20 minutes until landing! I'd never thought i'd say this, but I can't wait to see another Larry H. Parker lawyer billboard on the highway.
Dec. 29
Hi, Lucy,
I'm back in CA, and guess who else is in California?!
ESMERALDA!
We're staying at our uncle's house for new years, but today, Esmeralda and I were licking school buses.
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