次席官員遭到亂菊反酸,雖然憤怒,然而「副隊長的其它任務」這個話題繼續討論下去只會對亂菊有利,不如先停在這裡。於是,次席強壓著怒火,翻開卷宗拋出下一個指控:8Please respect copyright.PENANAD4O23Zxg5P
「那頻繁的缺勤與遲到呢?妳有大半的時間根本不在隊舍!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAQKSTgIgPxT
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「那是我去深入基層,探訪十三隊隊員的身心狀況。」亂菊面露悲憫,煞有介事地嘆了口氣,8Please respect copyright.PENANAXLSMUu8Fni
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「至於遲到,全是因為前一晚為了協助基層隊員排解感情與生活困難,忙到深夜,才耽誤了隔天的起床時間。管理隊士可沒那麼容易,我這是為了護廷十三隊的內部和諧,無私奉獻啊。」說著說著還緩緩搖了搖頭。8Please respect copyright.PENANAoRn4XYxVKz
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大廳內的嘈雜聲明顯拔高,幾名年輕的官員已經忍不住憤怒地咒罵。次席官員咬牙切齒,將一疊照片狠狠甩向地面:8Please respect copyright.PENANAOyj23oAyDt
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「那這些照片呢?上班時間在居酒屋喝酒、醉倒在路邊,這就是妳所謂的關懷隊員?」8Please respect copyright.PENANAjraW3mYjBO
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這明顯打臉的證據,使得大廳內的咒罵聲更加高漲。8Please respect copyright.PENANACHkvitROQd
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然而亂菊面對不利的證據,不但毫無退縮,反而堆起了笑容,環視那些正在咒罵的官員:8Please respect copyright.PENANAwEmMnkuuSC
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「大人明鑒,那不叫酗酒,那是情報搜集。」亂菊做了個喝酒的手勢,笑盈盈地解釋:8Please respect copyright.PENANAQGfo2X1BS2
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「不喝點酒,那些害羞的基層隊員怎麼可能對我吐露真心話?我這是用酒精卸下他們的防備,及早發現隊伍裡的隱患。我去居酒屋完全是為了公務呢!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAlsQRu9A8t3
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「居酒屋就是我的辦~公~室~」8Please respect copyright.PENANAsfPXuFnfAY
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一邊說著,亂菊一邊將雙手向前大字伸出,展現出滿滿的自豪。8Please respect copyright.PENANAMmskEToCem
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「夠了!一派胡言!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAcpu2noAmmp
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「簡直目無法紀!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAeHx19JVBTi
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審判廷上徹徹底底譁然,拍桌聲與怒吼聲此起彼落,官僚們的血壓被這番毫無羞恥心的詭辯逼到了極限。8Please respect copyright.PENANAAcgPJUkbPc
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次席官員氣得渾身發抖,指著最後一張天色昏暗、身形高大的日番谷冬獅郎面帶慍色背著亂菊的照片,厲聲喝道:8Please respect copyright.PENANADXRcw3RVL2
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「那這張呢?讓妳的隊長在深夜背著爛醉的妳!這也是妳的特殊職責嗎?」8Please respect copyright.PENANAtRkKPy3hYv
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隨著次席的質問,看到這張照片,許多官員也指著亂菊,七嘴八舌地指責著。8Please respect copyright.PENANApSeiROcJDU
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面對全場憤怒的注視,亂菊的笑容卻在此刻達到了最燦爛的高峰。8Please respect copyright.PENANAGkUfFcpZt8
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「哎呀,關於這張照片,各位大人真是誤會大了。」亂菊拍了一下手掌,拔高音量蓋過嘈雜,8Please respect copyright.PENANA1GAK4SBQIa
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「本來這只是下班時間的事,也不需要勞煩各位大人費心。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAfdyJIMUJah
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吵雜的聲音安靜了不少,確實,下班時間是屬於私事,亂菊不解釋也是可以的。8Please respect copyright.PENANArGhGzBbvud
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「不過非常恰巧,其實這是我犧牲下班時間,為了十番隊而向隊長實施的一項特殊訓練啊!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAYUXkHUCQQU
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大廳內突兀地一靜,所有人瞪大眼睛等著看她還能編出什麼鬼話。8Please respect copyright.PENANAqQmQ56QWGN
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「大家也知道,我們隊長現在長成了多麼俊美的成年男子,瀞靈廷裡那些瘋狂的女人天天盯著他。所以,我才故意喝醉,用自己的身體當作防禦器材!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAvBfWLt5yyw
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亂菊面帶微笑,掃視在席官員,大聲宣告:「隊長一邊背著我,一邊就能以『必須護送醉酒副官』為由,光明正大地拒絕所有女人的搭訕與追求。我這不是毒藥,我這是十番隊最強的『人肉防彈盾牌』啊!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAOMdTEvimd1
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一邊說著,一邊拍著自己胸口讓「人肉」狂晃,彷彿是要「物理證明」她是最好的「人肉防彈盾牌」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAX3O9FB9sXO
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這番驚世駭俗的言論,終於成為壓垮四十六室理智的最後一根稻草。整個大廳瞬間陷入了前所未有的瘋狂大暴動。伴隨著茶杯被猛力砸碎的清脆響聲,無數的卷宗與照片如同雪片般被憤怒地拋向空中;有年邁的審判官當場翻了白眼、抱著心臟往後倒去;更有年長的女性官員氣到當場破音,不顧形象地狂吼到差點窒息:「妳這算哪門子盾牌!給我向全瀞靈廷的女性...呼...呼...和日番谷隊長...呼...道歉!!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAuHvzrZjcmY
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面對眼前這片宛如世界末日的混亂,十番隊副隊長松本亂菊,只是優雅地放低了雙手,頭一傾,微微一笑,低語著:「哎呀,你們怎麼都不相信呢?」
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4. 四十六室官員氣到中風
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