五番隊執務室內,平子真子一隻腳擱在辦公桌上,翻著剛出爐的《瀞靈廷通信》,發出嘖嘖聲。8Please respect copyright.PENANAfheLbCPNWB
「小桃,妳來看看這個。妳那個青梅竹馬現在可威風了,居然有專屬的『後援會』要來解放他。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAMVN9Gwsr0p
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雛森桃端著茶走進來,疑惑地湊過去。當看清標題與內文時,她驚訝地摀住嘴:「『十番隊副隊長長年怠職,致使隊長滿腦公務,嚴重危害其未來情感發展』……這是在指責亂菊小姐是絆腳石嗎?可是,這文章是九番隊的檜佐木先生審核的吧?」8Please respect copyright.PENANAc8liFtOs0P
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平子打了個哈欠,語氣透著看穿一切的慵懶:「這篇應該是檯面下那些出資的貴族千金寫的,後面那篇『平衡報導』一直強調她『才華洋溢、不該被十番隊埋沒』,想必是修兵寫的。修兵那小子,八成是被後援會給洗腦了,覺得可以靠那些人幫忙把松本調走,結果被那些女人操弄了。」8Please respect copyright.PENANALtUorqthev
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與此同時,十一番隊的道場旁。8Please respect copyright.PENANAj8BAt1L4hc
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綾瀨川弓親一邊用指甲銼刀修整手指,一邊看著席官們傳閱的雜誌,嫌惡地皺起眉:「真是毫無美感。日番谷隊長這十年來好不容易長成了一個俊美的成年男子,居然就招來這種狂蜂浪蝶。不過,心存惡意的文章張牙舞爪的,太醜陋了。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAVto26RofNj
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斑目一角將木刀扛在肩上,啐了一口:「哼,無聊的文字遊戲。要搶男人就直接去跟松本拔刀對決,搞這些小動作算什麼死神。」8Please respect copyright.PENANA1GtwOuGkW4
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而在一番隊執務室,氣氛則沉重得多。8Please respect copyright.PENANAIt0E2VYoNB
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伊勢七緒將一本雜誌與一份散發著濃郁香水味的厚重請願書,重重放在京樂春水的辦公桌上。8Please respect copyright.PENANASHL88LhVbq
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「總隊長,這是最新一期的報導。另外,這是上級貴族聯名提交給中央四十六室與您的請願書。她們要求正式『解職並降調十番隊副隊長松本亂菊』,理由是酗酒與行政疏失。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAcR5KcjJirs
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京樂壓低斗笠,看著那疊請願書,苦笑著搖了搖頭:「哎呀呀,這群大小姐動真格的了。她們知道直接找日番谷隊長絕對會被凍成冰塊,所以特地繞過他,想直接走機關程序啊。不過……去動亂菊美眉?她們根本不知道自己惹到了什麼人物。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAXnsQ2s3jtP
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當全瀞靈廷都在為這場「解放冬獅郎」運動傳得沸沸揚揚時,風暴中心的日番谷冬獅郎,是最後一個知情的人。8Please respect copyright.PENANAmZWrDQvDss
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十番隊隊舍內,日番谷正專注地批改公文。十年的歲月拉長了他的身形,原本略顯寬大的隊長羽織如今穿在他筆挺的肩上顯得威嚴無比,昔日的少年已然成了沉穩的青年,瀞靈廷女性眼中的天菜。8Please respect copyright.PENANAl0PQNkayNP
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砰!8Please respect copyright.PENANAZwgHzqJXg1
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辦公室拉門被粗魯地拉開。松本亂菊手裡捲著一本雜誌,踩著不穩的步伐走進來,臉上帶著因飲酒而泛起的潮紅。8Please respect copyright.PENANANZlZdMyBp4
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「隊長~大消息!您被我『迫害』了十年,全瀞靈廷現在都要來拯救您呢!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAH9CYhzdfTV
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亂菊一屁股坐在辦公桌上,將那本《瀞靈廷通信》大剌剌地攤在日番谷面前,指著那行煽動性的標題,笑得花枝亂顫。8Please respect copyright.PENANAItMIkuJ1mS
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日番谷眉頭緊鎖,目光掃過那篇將亂菊形容為「十番隊隱形毒藥」的文章。空氣中的溫度,在這一瞬間驟然降到了冰點。8Please respect copyright.PENANAdtq2KOZgZD
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亂菊身子往前一探,大剌剌地將手肘撐在日番谷剛整理好的公文堆上。8Please respect copyright.PENANAD4cRhYwaPF
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「您仔細看這段,隊長。」亂菊指著內文,笑得全身晃個不停,「這裡寫著:『松本副隊長終日流連居酒屋,以無盡之行政疏失塞滿日番谷隊長之大腦,使其終日與紙墨為伍,徹底杜絕一切浪漫相遇之可能,實乃十番隊之毒藥、隊長前途之重枷。』」8Please respect copyright.PENANAYJeJ229baY
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她揚起下巴,神色得意洋洋:「哎呀,真沒想到我在『那些女人』眼裡,居然是個一手遮天、耽誤純情美少年前途的惡毒大姐頭呢。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAUyukUMj3CR
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日番谷面無表情地看著她,目光在「流連居酒屋」和「行政疏失」幾個字上停留了片刻。他合上筆蓋,聲音冷得像結了冰:8Please respect copyright.PENANAi98kUngC6N
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「這上面寫妳偷懶、酗酒、把所有報告丟給我的部分,全都是事實。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAIM5GHFiflO
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「這怎麼能叫偷懶呢?」亂菊雙手一攤,臉上毫無愧色,反而理直氣壯地挺胸一晃,「這叫『合理的職責分配』!隊長,您想想,如果您不批改公文,您要在哪裡展現您那超越常人的行政長才?我這是把表現的機會讓給您啊。再說了,要不是有我這個『毒藥』天天在辦公室裡幫您擋著,那些狂熱的女人早就衝進來把您生吞活剝了。我可是用我寶貴的名譽在當您的盾牌,您不感激我也就罷了,還跟著外人一起指責我,我好傷心啊~」8Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ5GUXWyGa
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辦公室內的氣溫在這一瞬間陡降。日番谷按在案牘上的指關節因用力而微微發白,周圍的空氣中開始凝結出細小的冰晶,白色的寒氣從他腳下無聲地蔓延開來。8Please respect copyright.PENANAH5i4PJIJlI
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「松本。」日番谷緩緩抬起頭,額角青筋暴起,雙眸閃爍著危險的冷光,「把妳的詭辯留著去跟中央四十六室說。現在,立刻把這半個月的隊務報表給我——」8Please respect copyright.PENANAGOhECClhag
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「哎呀!糟糕!我突然頭痛得厲害,一定是剛剛被流連居酒屋的流言給傷到心了!」8Please respect copyright.PENANA77iPPUHjQi
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在寒氣徹底爆發的前一秒,亂菊靈巧地一扭身,順手撈起桌上的酒壺,整個人如同一陣風般閃出了大門。8Please respect copyright.PENANA4PjaGWn9wZ
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「我去幫您調查敵情了,隊長!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAgIHu7QNS1i
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厚重的木門「砰」一聲關上,只留下亂菊得意的笑聲在走廊上迴盪,以及辦公室裡氣得渾身散發寒壓的日番谷。
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