次席官員遭到亂菊反酸，雖然憤怒，然而「副隊長的其它任務」這個話題繼續討論下去只會對亂菊有利，不如先停在這裡。於是，次席強壓著怒火，翻開卷宗拋出下一個指控：9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OE8T7sJRZ
「那頻繁的缺勤與遲到呢？妳有大半的時間根本不在隊舍！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeXHsi1zfb
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​「那是我去深入基層，探訪十三隊隊員的身心狀況。」亂菊面露悲憫，煞有介事地嘆了口氣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0q3qviVBP
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「至於遲到，全是因為前一晚為了協助基層隊員排解感情與生活困難，忙到深夜，才耽誤了隔天的起床時間。管理隊士可沒那麼容易，我這是為了護廷十三隊的內部和諧，無私奉獻啊。」說著說著還緩緩搖了搖頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpN7rGUoVc
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​大廳內的嘈雜聲明顯拔高，幾名年輕的官員已經忍不住憤怒地咒罵。次席官員咬牙切齒，將一疊照片狠狠甩向地面：9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMshi7cwdeM
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「那這些照片呢？上班時間在居酒屋喝酒、醉倒在路邊，這就是妳所謂的關懷隊員？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72DHe2K0nw
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這明顯打臉的證據，使得大廳內的咒罵聲更加高漲。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2UIxzC6bX
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然而亂菊面對不利的證據，不但毫無退縮，反而堆起了笑容，環視那些正在咒罵的官員：9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNeUoRwDEA
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​「大人明鑒，那不叫酗酒，那是情報搜集。」亂菊做了個喝酒的手勢，笑盈盈地解釋：9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OvXI2zudW
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「不喝點酒，那些害羞的基層隊員怎麼可能對我吐露真心話？我這是用酒精卸下他們的防備，及早發現隊伍裡的隱患。我去居酒屋完全是為了公務呢！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5Ix2Zpfhu
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「居酒屋就是我的辦～公～室～」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ZsOPJ4qv
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一邊說著，亂菊一邊將雙手向前大字伸出，展現出滿滿的自豪。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnSdxRanpS
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​「夠了！一派胡言！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOM5GNcCXk
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「簡直目無法紀！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDaJqNTcY0
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​審判廷上徹徹底底譁然，拍桌聲與怒吼聲此起彼落，官僚們的血壓被這番毫無羞恥心的詭辯逼到了極限。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiD1pzrFKU
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​次席官員氣得渾身發抖，指著最後一張天色昏暗、身形高大的日番谷冬獅郎面帶慍色背著亂菊的照片，厲聲喝道：9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Hji4egJU
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「那這張呢？讓妳的隊長在深夜背著爛醉的妳！這也是妳的特殊職責嗎？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfZZagPmSQ
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隨著次席的質問，看到這張照片，許多官員也指著亂菊，七嘴八舌地指責著。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8uj9KxDOj
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​面對全場憤怒的注視，亂菊的笑容卻在此刻達到了最燦爛的高峰。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf96nTLDEan
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​「哎呀，關於這張照片，各位大人真是誤會大了。」亂菊拍了一下手掌，拔高音量蓋過嘈雜，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnhuH0VHur
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「本來這只是下班時間的事，也不需要勞煩各位大人費心。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIWk0bYe5r
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吵雜的聲音安靜了不少，確實，下班時間是屬於私事，亂菊不解釋也是可以的。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDK3eih9v0
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「不過非常恰巧，其實這是我犧牲下班時間，為了十番隊而向隊長實施的一項特殊訓練啊！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p02PeyW2b
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​大廳內突兀地一靜，所有人瞪大眼睛等著看她還能編出什麼鬼話。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcOYajIS9C
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​「大家也知道，我們隊長現在長成了多麼俊美的成年男子，瀞靈廷裡那些瘋狂的女人天天盯著他。所以，我才故意喝醉，用自己的身體當作防禦器材！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFZ8KRvxc9
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​亂菊面帶微笑，掃視在席官員，大聲宣告：「隊長一邊背著我，一邊就能以『必須護送醉酒副官』為由，光明正大地拒絕所有女人的搭訕與追求。我這不是毒藥，我這是十番隊最強的『人肉防彈盾牌』啊！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNyXcmsY3n
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一邊說著，一邊拍著自己胸口讓「人肉」狂晃，彷彿是要「物理證明」她是最好的「人肉防彈盾牌」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSY0k0FrFP
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​這番驚世駭俗的言論，終於成為壓垮四十六室理智的最後一根稻草。整個大廳瞬間陷入了前所未有的瘋狂大暴動。伴隨著茶杯被猛力砸碎的清脆響聲，無數的卷宗與照片如同雪片般被憤怒地拋向空中；有年邁的審判官當場翻了白眼、抱著心臟往後倒去；更有年長的女性官員氣到當場破音，不顧形象地狂吼到差點窒息：「妳這算哪門子盾牌！給我向全瀞靈廷的女性...呼...呼...和日番谷隊長...呼...道歉！！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPeexiTh6H
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​面對眼前這片宛如世界末日的混亂，十番隊副隊長松本亂菊，只是優雅地放低了雙手，頭一傾，微微一笑，低語著:「哎呀，你們怎麼都不相信呢？」1234 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡApNKHNjasr 尼

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