數日後,瀞靈廷一處幽靜的花園咖啡廳。18Please respect copyright.PENANAv4Vtw8aPrb
這座庭園種滿了四季綻放的現世花卉,空氣中飄散著濃郁的研磨咖啡與烤鬆餅的香氣。陽光穿過藤蔓交織的綠蔭,碎金般地灑在白色歐式鐵藝桌椅上。18Please respect copyright.PENANAQPPUm4U3rM
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第一階段的模擬約會,就在這裡展開。18Please respect copyright.PENANAQpWk0OFbGI
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日番谷冬獅郎坐在一張雕花鐵椅上,身上的死霸裝換成了質地舒適的深藍色現世休閒服。他單手撐著下巴,看著桌上精緻的三層下午茶點心與散發著甜膩香氣的水果茶,額角隱隱有青筋跳動。18Please respect copyright.PENANA38LtHNOCHy
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坐在他對面的雛森桃同樣換上了現世的洋裝,雙手端正地放在膝上,臉上掛著無懈可擊的溫柔微笑。對冬獅郎來說,這是今天下午最大的亮點了。18Please respect copyright.PENANAloO2nyuQCZ
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而隔壁桌的樹蔭下,松本亂菊戴著一頂誇張的大草帽和墨鏡,手裡拿著一本厚厚的筆記本,一雙眼睛在墨鏡後方閃閃發亮,嘴裡還塞著一塊剛偷渡過去的司康餅。18Please respect copyright.PENANAGumJUUtIg1
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「……那麼,開始吧。」冬獅郎深吸了一口氣,還好對面是雛森,他強壓下轉身就走的衝動,生硬地開口。18Please respect copyright.PENANAClz4qSJwtJ
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他看著雛森,回想亂菊給他的「指導原則」——要主動開口。冬獅郎僵硬地問出第一個問題:「你……平時在訓練時,一分鐘能斬擊幾次?始解的解放語需要多久能放出來?」18Please respect copyright.PENANA3pysRAiESd
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隔壁桌頓時傳來一聲響亮的咳嗽聲。18Please respect copyright.PENANAG8geoKBjDF
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亂菊一邊拍著胸口一邊瘋狂搖頭,壓低聲音咬牙切齒地抱怨:「重來!太扯了隊長!你這是在徵選十番隊的席官嗎?誰約會第一句話問這個啊!」18Please respect copyright.PENANAlGZ7GnhJcl
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雛森的微笑也僵硬了一秒,隨即無奈地嘆口氣:「日番谷君,現在我是仰慕你的女孩子,不是你的下屬。你需要關心的是我的生活,不是我的戰鬥力。」18Please respect copyright.PENANACA4FxU5ZrS
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冬獅郎的嘴角抽動了一下。他換了個姿勢,放在膝蓋上的手微微握拳,再次生硬地開口:「……那你平時幾點起床?每天的勤務時間是怎麼分配的?報告都能準時完成嗎?」18Please respect copyright.PENANAAIiEeR59pN
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「卡——!」18Please respect copyright.PENANAbV9AsxGT0w
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亂菊忍不住直接站起身,用手在空中比了一個大大的叉,一臉痛心疾首:「這更糟!這完全是隊長在考核副隊長啊!你是在催報告嗎?重新來過,問一點有情調的!」18Please respect copyright.PENANAyigj5hq7OZ
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面對亂菊的咆哮和周圍少數顧客投來的異樣眼光,冬獅郎的臉色已經有些發黑。他閉上眼睛,在心中默念了幾遍「為了一個月的公文」,這才勉強平復下暴躁的情緒。18Please respect copyright.PENANA53pPmFwJrw
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他重新睜開眼,盡量讓自己的聲音聽起來平靜、和緩:「……抱歉。你平時休假的時候,喜歡做些什麼?」18Please respect copyright.PENANAaPTdsj7mOH
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「嗯,這句可以。」隔壁桌的亂菊一屁股坐回椅子上,一臉欣慰地在筆記本上打了個勾。18Please respect copyright.PENANATwz5Z4DFDM
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雛森也稍微鬆了一口氣,微微歪著頭,笑著回答:「我喜歡去潤林安散步,或者在五番隊的庭院裡看書。有時候也會做些手工藝,比如編織或者做點心。那日番谷隊長呢?平時除了工作和修練,有什麼興趣嗎?」18Please respect copyright.PENANALQeC6Iro11
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問題拋了回來。18Please respect copyright.PENANAny30PzUJiw
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冬獅郎挑了挑眉,覺得這個問題簡單多了,非常流暢且理所當然地答道:「回老家看婆婆,與斬魄刀交流,還有午睡。」18Please respect copyright.PENANA9HpgSUTAzZ
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空氣再度陷入一陣詭異的沉默。18Please respect copyright.PENANA9DaCUgCKcw
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藤蔓上的假山流水發出清脆的叮咚聲,卻襯托得這桌的氣氛無比死寂。18Please respect copyright.PENANAApxvAjbVF2
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「……沒了?」雛森等了幾秒,試探性地問。18Please respect copyright.PENANAwVro8BhblB
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「沒了。」冬獅郎回答得斬釘截鐵。18Please respect copyright.PENANAqdUKnyLO7E
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隔壁桌傳來亂菊用筆記本猛敲自己額頭的聲音。18Please respect copyright.PENANA5cnZtTfE4Z
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雛森嘆了口氣,用一種混合了同情與無奈的眼神看著他:「小白,這答案……真的太無趣了。女孩子聽到這裡,話題就完全死掉了喔。你就沒有什麼更……更具備少年感、或者是讓人覺得有反差萌的嗜好嗎?」18Please respect copyright.PENANA1y2vERR9iK
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「這就是我的實話。難道要我編造謊言去騙人?」冬獅郎的聲音沉了下去,眼神銳利得像要掉出冰渣。他雙手撐在桌面上,身體前傾,咬著牙低聲道:「而且,午睡有什麼不對?那是促進發育的重要基礎!妳也很需要不是嗎?」18Please respect copyright.PENANAQqHb9KszN6
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「人家發育完就是這樣,小白妳要人家怎麼樣嘛!」雛森被冬獅郎戳到弱點,聲音也大了起來,顯得有點惱火。18Please respect copyright.PENANAHH5KnuUZbq
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眼看冬獅郎已經在爆發邊緣,雛森也不太高興,亂菊默默在筆記本的「趣味性」那一欄填上了一個刺眼的「D-」,出面打圓場:18Please respect copyright.PENANArM4x8ejscP
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「好吧,這個話題先跳過。我們回去再加強。進行下一個話題吧。」於是雛森繼續進行,「那我們進入下一個階段——嘗試稱讚對方的外表。日番谷君,請看著我,說出三個我的優點。不可以是工作上的喔!」18Please respect copyright.PENANAhlxfeSIMsf
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亂菊心想:好樣的雛森美眉,剛剛才被冬獅郎戳了身材上的弱點,現在就要他說幾句好聽話來補償,高招啊。18Please respect copyright.PENANADobWHjIi9v
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冬獅郎看著眼前這個從小一起長大的青梅竹馬正用著那雙會說話的大眼睛充滿期待地看著他,再感受到隔壁桌亂菊那等著看好戲的嘲諷目光,他死死地捏著拳頭,內心交織著無盡的荒謬與屈辱。18Please respect copyright.PENANA2G7KB04ygi
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雛森總是有辦法正經八百地提出讓冬獅郎窘迫到快瘋掉的要求。要他當面說出雛森的三個優點,這簡直比亂菊用胸部夾他的頭還要窘上十倍。18Please respect copyright.PENANAgj0gWfGecy
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天使比魔鬼還可怕,冬獅郎終於體會到了。
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《月亮很大,而青春正盛》 少年冬獅郎的約會災難
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2.1 第二章:〈鋼鐵直男的下午茶地獄考核〉
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