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一個渾渾噩噩已經成功生存咗 36 年的男人！

回望過去，發現自己喺「世俗成就」呢個遊戲入面，等級低到連新手村村長都懶得同我對話，銀行戶口嘅儲蓄仲薄過張雙層廁紙。用最低嘅成本，刷爆咗最多嘅人生體驗服！
回顧自己前半生，根本就係一部低配版嘅史詩災難片：經歷過無數次「以為得咗」同「跌到仆街」嘅幻得幻失之後，心靈終於由當初嘅火山爆發，成功修煉成今日嘅「死水微瀾」。
點解依家只想每日平平淡淡、靜靜地生活？
  1. CPU過載保護：以前愛情要生要死，依家連覆個 WhatsApp 都覺得手指攰。唔係無情，只係將靈魂調配咗去「慳電模式」。
  2. 只要我冇理想，邊個都破壞唔到我夢想：後生時以為自己係要改變世界嘅主角，依家發現自己連改個生活習慣都難。理想幻滅咗？唔緊要，起碼連負擔都冇埋。
  3. 看透世事嘅最高境界：人哋開跑車，想起跑車底盤低、過減速博實刮底；人哋餐餐安格斯牛扒，我諗起三高同埋尿酸。
人哋笑我 36歲一事無成、一無是處，我大可以飲啖暖水，露出一個看透世事嘅微笑話佢知：
「你明咩吖？我呢啲叫『賺足經驗值，提早進入二周目休閒養生模式』。你慢慢執金，我先躺平為敬！」

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