In a faraway island there were two cats. They were the only cats on that island. But the island was also full of lizards which they would eat.
"Ugh I'm so sick of eating lizards," said Coconut.
"Your name is Coconut maybe we can find some delicious coconuts. But the Lizard King controls that part of the island," said Gingerbread.
"So are you eating the Lizard King or me? Dude so old meat must be chewy," Coconut said.
"If that's what you want but I'd rather chomp and drink some delicious coconut. Fat old stinky Lizard King sounds disgusting to me."
"btw we are cats you sure we can eat coconut?" Coconut wondered.
"Only one way to find out."
The cats decided to begin their journey in the Emerald Abyss. It was a deep cavernous maze filled with magic mushrooms that gave off an eerie luminescent glow.
"Those mushrooms smell good!" Coconut thought and ate one.
Coconut grew and grew into a rotund fat ball. She couldn't control her movement and flew down a cavern.
"Noooooooo--" Gingerbread shouted as Coconut flew down. No way he was running fast enough to catch her, so he ate a mushroom too.
As he ate the mushroom he noticed from the corner of his eye that the mushrooms still adhered to the wall bore tiny evil faces which grit disgusting yellow teeth. Sneering, they laughed "Down they go!!!" It was obvious to Gingerbread they had been caught in some kind of trap.
When Coconut stopped she found herself in front of a big BBQ rack. The rack had all kinds of cuts of meat on it and seemed just cooked. Coconut looked around and since nobody else was there she quickly bit into them and started feasting.
Gingerbread was so huge he got stuck in the crevice down which Coconut had already fallen. He smelled something oddly pleasant and sweet. It was Coconut chomping on BBQ ribs! The mushrooms behind him were poking his bottom trying to force him down the well. He was so hungry and jealous with rage.
But Gingerbread was not going down at all, not even a tiny bit. Fortunately the effect of the mushroom only lasted for five minutes so he fell down right next to Coconut who was already laying flat burping.
"Where food at??" Gingerbread thought and looked but apparently Coconut ate them all. But someone raged before he did. They heard a super angry sound and heavy steps approaching that made the cavern shake.
It was the Lizard King. Draped in a deep crimson robe with his ceremonial crown. He had just returned from a day of oppressing his minions stomping them to death under his heavy claws, as was the usual hobby of the serpentine elite on the island.
The two cats shook with terror and from eating every last rib, Coconut almost threw up. Gingerbread whispered "throw up throw up, this beast might be satisfied even with that after a long day."
Coconut rolled her eyes and said, "Maybe I should just feed you to him. So disgusting!"
The Lizard King looked at the empty BBQ with disbelief and roared super loud to summon all the minions. The minions recognised the cats too and they wanted their revenge.
The cats knew they were in trouble. They gathered as much air as might be left in this dark desolate cave into their rotund bellies and let out a harrowing scream. "Mewaaaaaaaawrrrrrrrr!"
Suddenly stalagmites fell impaling many minions. They almost impaled themselves. The Lizard King was furious. For such an insult against his majesty he condemned these two to prison to be made into BBQ for his upcoming Serpentine Serenade, a vile and cruel mating ritual in which the King Lizard would impress his potential mates with live sacrifices.
Right before the Lizard King got a hold of them, Coconut saw that there was a bucket of oil next to the BBQ rack. She picked that up and poured it all over the lizards.
"What do you think you're doing? Trying to give us a bath with oil??" the Lizard King said, even more angry.
But then Coconut picked up a burning wood from the fire and threw it onto the lizards. The lizards all started burning.
Gingerbread yelled, "Now you're the barbeque - forget the coconut I want some lizard tonight!!!"
Coconut rolled her eyes. "Lizards again?? I thought we came the whole way here to have some other food!!" But at least they were made with coconut oil.
"Ouch!" Gingerbread proclaimed. "What the heck why is my neck so warm."
He opened his eyes. His body was getting really hot from the sun and the heat of the barbeque. Coconut was throwing empty remains of coconut shells at him as he laid on the beach.
"Hey fatty wake up. Having another one of your nightmares again? Come over here and plump up I made you some delicious lizard barbeque."
He sighed with relief. It was all just a dream.
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