林 杙。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMvWy27d89B
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一名高中女學生,成績優異,醫學知識已逼近臨床水準。她對醫學的理解近乎本能,知識與直覺交織雖不成體系,卻異常精準,足以讓人誤以為她受過訓練。94Please respect copyright.PENANAkuKqa3Taux
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她從不愛補習、不愛戀愛、更加甚少與班上的同學互動,卻對人類行為學與市場機制異常着迷。
一天,她在班上滑着手機,同學不斷討論着幾天前的墜樓事件。94Please respect copyright.PENANAqD5oSB8icB
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事因各出不同:是為情?為學業壓力?被霸凌?還是他殺?版本千千萬,總有一個能對得上追求八卦的人。94Please respect copyright.PENANAoy8hpCggSd
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林 杙沒有理會,只是在網路媒體上瀏覽。94Please respect copyright.PENANABKwcd45zeT
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又一則新聞貼文:「突發!!一名校女學生墮樓亡!!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA9SFQ8R7toI
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這新聞她今天受夠了,已分不清是人傳染媒體,還是媒體傳染給人。94Please respect copyright.PENANAUSyell4H2Z
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她變得麻木,不感興趣,滑過。
突然,她滑過一則匿名貼文:「女方G3P2A1,還敢開口要88萬彩禮?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAW2fW4XHURy
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這事件標題反而吸引她,她仔細閱讀內文,靈光一閃,笑了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAnciNS5HmH8
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她開始在地下社群開設「婚檢諮詢服務」,專門為婚前男女提供「GPA分析報告」與「婚姻風險評估」。94Please respect copyright.PENANAvsrW43bpcf
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她不做醫療,只做「數據解讀」——用她的醫學知識,結合心理學與社會學,打造一套「婚姻投資模型」。
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她的客戶群迅速擴展:94Please respect copyright.PENANAw5TcpHgIK3
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男性客戶希望「買到完壁之身」,她就提供「GPA低風險女性名單」,甚至根據陰道菌群報告預測「生育穩定性」。94Please respect copyright.PENANAD0sggoBqlW
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女性客戶則請她「美化報告」,或學習如何「包裝自己」成為「高價婚姻標的」。94Please respect copyright.PENANAVUixLKZNWj
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診所的牆上掛着幾張「投資金句」:94Please respect copyright.PENANAG25PsXwbZq
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「子宮是最古老的資產,卵子是最昂貴的期權。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAyCzA0i5Avu
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「婚姻不是契約,是期貨。你買的不是現在,而是未來的波動。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAsrcOjwdpFd
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「離婚率就是市場波動率,彩禮是保證金。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAulTg7mBGoX
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診所裏,林 杙翻開報告。 94Please respect copyright.PENANAwqbQZDS7mT
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GPA:2-1-1。 94Please respect copyright.PENANAwgF2IdciLJ
菌群:穩定。 94Please respect copyright.PENANAjSoOD8oZbB
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她把這些數字被轉化為婚姻風險評估,像股票指數般冷冷閃爍。 94Please respect copyright.PENANAXDZRdtAwDU
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人們在她面前排隊,只為得到一份『婚姻投資分析』。 94Please respect copyright.PENANAd9CXXenxKL
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客戶們在等待時讀着這些語錄,神情半信半疑。林 杙則冷冷補上一句:94Please respect copyright.PENANA6PShgc6QnQ
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「市場沒有感情,只有價格。」94Please respect copyright.PENANACH6YhNC1Ke
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她的語錄在圈內流傳甚廣: 94Please respect copyright.PENANAJPbBTkfIfb
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「G1P0A0是藍籌股,穩定但昂貴;G3P2A1是高風險債券,若懂得操作,收益更驚人。」 94Please respect copyright.PENANAms4mXQBbf6
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「G1P0A0是稀缺資源,但也可能是情緒不穩定的高風險投資。」 94Please respect copyright.PENANAVDQs4Qenrc
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「G3P2A1不代表失敗,只要包裝得當,仍可定價百萬以上。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA11nwStfG8L
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某天,一位男客戶怒氣沖沖地找上門:「你說她G1P0A0,結果她根本是G5P3A2!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAttn8RquEem
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林 杙淡定地翻開報告:「我說的是她的『社會呈現型』,不是醫院記錄。你買的是形象,不是歷史。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAzcD1KLKsrd
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男客啞口無言,但也不能怎樣,畢竟他要求的,就是那樣的"商品",最後憤而離去。
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課堂上,老師在講「愛情」的話題,底下同學們在傳紙條告白。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeotUsz8Gi0
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林 杙卻在筆記本上畫着「婚姻市場供需曲線」,並在旁邊寫下:「愛情是最不穩定的衍生品。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAd5KbvVDRF3
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她抬頭,看着前排一對小情侶竊笑,眼神中閃過一瞬的空白。 她心裏問自己:94Please respect copyright.PENANAu6QZKRuafs
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「如果一切都能被量化,那我為什麼還會對這種『不可計算的東西』感到困惑?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAkPzriBWg6x
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直至一天,一名女客戶忽然反問她:「那妳呢?妳的GPA是多少?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAgAP3hYDcQj
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林 杙愣了一下,手指停在鍵盤上。她抬起頭,眼神在女客戶身上停留片刻。94Please respect copyright.PENANAKvhtkxZnoN
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對方與自己年紀相仿,甚至比她更顯年少。94Please respect copyright.PENANAujyzdS4Cgv
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她的臉,線條清麗,容貌甚美,冷靜而優雅。她纖細挺直,長髮微微飄動,像是來自人間外的少女。94Please respect copyright.PENANAcFeQ6hAqPR
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林 杙只是微笑應對,卻沒有回答,那一刻,她第一次意識到,自己或許也在這個市場裏,只是還沒被定價。94Please respect copyright.PENANAEfnSpcJ4YO
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接着把問題寫進了自己的研究筆記:「我是投資人,還是商品?或是非賣品?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAkd2cfe5Zok
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送走了少女,坐在診所中的林 杙,翻着《人類行為經濟學》。94Please respect copyright.PENANAFEDejsm451
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她輕聲自語:「人類的繁殖行為,果然比病毒還複雜。」
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林 杙 備忘錄:關於GPA報告
GPA報告94Please respect copyright.PENANArlMZclrJxA
女生病歷表或婦產科檢查報告中,G-P-A 是用來記錄女性的「孕產史」:94Please respect copyright.PENANAccVl7XjKrj
.G (Gravida) 懷孕次數:不論最後有沒有生產,只要懷孕過就計算(包含流產、子宮外孕、目前正懷著的胎兒)。94Please respect copyright.PENANAIcCzN1iUUN
.P (Para) 分娩次數:懷孕滿 20 週以上(或胎兒重達 500 克以上)不論活產或死產的生產次數。94Please respect copyright.PENANAelzNccltZ4
.A (Abortus) 流產次數:在懷孕 20 週以前人工流產(墮胎)或自然流產的次數。


