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才不神，我只是想準時下班
ISSUE #10
Author: 夜朧堂主
才不神，我只是想準時下班
Author: 夜朧堂主
ISSUE #10
REPORT 09：「反物質星系前流星雨的寧靜」
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27項目辦公室中，核聚燈依舊昏暗，但年輕平準員周遭卻滿是愉快氣氛，手上的粹能筆飛快地書寫著，寫報告恍惚是一件樂事。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFT3OXHT8L
這時年老平準員抬著厚重的，滿是塵埃的舊檔案進來。

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「哥，這些是怎麼回事？」

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「是本金及利息，給隔壁的。」

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(**厚重的檔案被放到桌上。**)

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「什麼本金利息，這些不是舊的機密檔案嗎？」

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「對，也是時間作處理，清出空間放新物資。」

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「用反物質桶處理吧，拿過來弄到滿是塵埃…」

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「反物質桶被你弄壞了，上次生病時…」

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「呀…那哥你打算如何做，守則規定要粉碎處理。」

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「就是一併當利息還給隔壁。上次借星星時發現那附近有反物質星星們。」

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「原來如此。但湮滅後產生的只是低階能量，質量不守恆。」

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「先補回總量吧，往後轉化廢料時慢慢補回。」

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「哥，是想著還可以節省不少配額吧。」

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「你小子開始成長了。」

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「是哥你教得好啦！」

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(**一份舊文件被弄成球形。**)47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnSDtCvXNG
「客套話到此為止，我拋。」

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(**文件球在反物質星系邊擦過。**)

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「哈…哥不行呀。」

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「剛才只是熱身，再來。」

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「這次好一點，總算是擦邊。」

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「要不這次你來。」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcfsbmTczM
(**一個文件球被遞給年輕平準員。**)

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「哈…差一點。哥再給我一個。」

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「我先來，滾吧！KPI。」

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「哈…去吧！加班！」

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「主管的臭臉！」

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「沒完沒了的會議！」

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「永遠稀少的配額。」

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「偷藏喚魄液的傢伙！」

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「…」

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「…」

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(**數目眾多的文件球雨不停被拋向反物質星系。**)

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「呼！這滿解壓的。」

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「對呀，哥，我們下次也這樣處理舊文件。上班就應該開開心心的。」

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「可以呀，不過我有問題。」

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「什麼事？」

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「從剛剛開始我就沒給你舊文件，你拋的是什麼？」

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「唔…對耶，太開心隨時拿文件就拋…」

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「不會是什麼重要文件吧…」

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「嘩！是趕著要提交的報告書！」

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「不是吧…那可是寫了半天的。」

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「樂極忘形了…」

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「算了吧…明天回來重寫就是。」

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「哥，我加班重寫吧！」

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「其實也不是這麼急的，你志願不是要準時下班嗎？」

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「但這種加班，我樂意。」

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「嗯…為了三聖果，努力！」

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「為了高級喚魄液，拚命！」

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“…緊急報導，天文學家觀測到又一天文異象，在離我們約400光年的宇宙空間，大量的流星雨與一星系發生撞擊。從觀測到的數據顯示，流星雨與星系均出現湮滅現象，天文學家相信該星系為反物質星系。過往由於反物質星系與一般星系在觀測數據無異已從未被發現，而本次異象所收集到的珍貴數據，相信可為將來辨識反物質星系提供更準確的參考…”47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgB4zehJI9
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本REPORT純屬主觀觀測及虛構，47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTXgiBeTx9
如有冒犯，敬請務必於開放聯絡時間內與當值主管［夜朧堂主］聯絡。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpf8XpsKaW
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本中心現已關閉47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAhTTp0Pww
在下班路上，敬請勿擾，感謝。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ0PyW33CY
晚安。

檔案編號：INS-27-R-09 | 版權歸屬：夜朧堂

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