我一直認為自己是個與超自然事務絕緣的麻瓜。畢竟你想想,當你有個有陰陽眼的青梅竹馬時不時就帶你去墳墓、廢棄老宅、荒廢倉庫大冒險,卻從來沒有見過她口中的「好兄弟」時,你真的會打從心裡認定自己是看不見鬼的幸福無知人士。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7eWuLv4X7B
順道一提,這種「大冒險」佔據了我大部分的童年時光。換句話說,我十二歲之前除了學校與家裡,有大半時間都在墳墓玩錢仙、或著比誰敢對著墳墓喊出棺材裡那位往生者的名字。直到有一天,我們被墳墓管理員逮到送到雙方父母腳跟前,我們被父母暴打一頓後才停止這種愚蠢的遊戲。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8r7yAvBub5
長大後回想起來,我當年才七、八歲,第二性徵尚未發育應該不會有精蟲衝腦的問題,為甚麼我會答應長得很可愛的鄰居去墳墓堆裡遊蕩?果然是初生之犢不怕虎嗎?現在叫我夜深人靜去義山看螢火蟲我絕對掉頭就跑。給我再多的錢我也不幹──40Please respect copyright.PENANAg61qeWdLw7
好吧,如果給我一百萬叫我去睡墳墓一個晚上我說不定會答應。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7KcHoJDyg2
鬼很可怕,貧窮更可怕。窮學生表示只要能賺錢,我連墳墓都敢睡。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMjfY0MDWdF
「旭安,再喝一杯啦!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAIdm64DKcbA
「我已經喝很多了──」40Please respect copyright.PENANAgCM8Nu9odf
「你哪有喝很多,你看起來還那麼清醒,剛剛在算酒錢的時候一杯都沒算錯──」40Please respect copyright.PENANAecQZutYvls
「我沒什麼錢啊!如果不是阿雄你說甚麼『我失戀了想找人喝一杯』,我也不會踏進酒吧好嗎!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAxz0siSSw2t
一杯調酒比我的時薪還要高啊!作為家裡沒礦只能自立自強的成年男子,懂得為自己的生活費坐規劃與分配是正常的吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANAVvx3XOVeBu
「你沒來過酒吧?」這回換阿雄震驚了,震驚到酒都醒了一半的感覺,「我們學校方圓一百米少說也有五十間酒吧、餐酒館、夜店,你跟我說你一間你都沒去過?你在學校兩年都在幹嘛?」40Please respect copyright.PENANARxNX7PxWlk
上學、打工?大學生不跑酒吧很不正常嗎?就沒錢啊!但我知道這不是阿雄想要的答案,所以我很聰明地選擇沉默。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3FZK0v7mEP
「來啦,這次你就放心地喝!不醉不歸!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmSkqnBFr3Y
「可是,我的生活費──」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4CM8luFspP
「安啦,我請你喝!你這甚麼眼神?老子沒腦袋沒臉蛋沒女朋友,就是口袋有錢啦!來,酒單來!沒看到你喝到吐我不放你回去!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4GfnsSye0Z
就算我一再拒絕,阿雄還是被一大杯長島冰茶塞到我面前。有鑑於沒喝掉也是倒掉,我只好勉為其難地接受。不得不說,今天的調酒喝起來都不錯。雖說我對酒沒什麼研究說不出甚麼專業的術語,但是今天喝到的酒我都蠻喜歡的。40Please respect copyright.PENANA47bZnknmY8
於是乎,我聽著阿雄抱怨他的前女友兩個小時,再哭得唏哩嘩啦說他很想她兩個小時後,先醉死在吧台上的反倒是他。40Please respect copyright.PENANAoCEig7CUoW
「這位同學,你挺會喝的嘛!」吧台後的酒保欽佩地看著我,「你確定要喝完它嗎?威士忌的shot很烈喔!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAn00GH6FXuc
啊哈哈……我也不想。但是沒喝完很浪費啊!現在的我應該還算清醒,頂多就是四口威士忌,應該不會有事吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANA7Pln9sSct4
我他媽錯得離譜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAyonF5Bitfz
「幹……頭好痛……」雖然說吐完後反胃感消退了許多,但不代表頭痛有所改善。尤其是當我抬頭,發現酒吧廁所門口貼著「若吐在馬桶之外,加收清潔費一千元」的標語時,我只好撐著近乎炸裂的額頭把馬桶與洗手台都清潔一輪。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8HAC5Qshbv
以後真的不敢喝酒了……這種又貴又只會給人帶來不適的東西到底有甚麼好喝的?這是我在擦拭洗手台時的唯一想法……直到我抬起頭看到鏡子裡的倒影時。40Please respect copyright.PENANAklWy7wTBDz
鏡子裡,除了一個吐到臉色蒼白的我本人,還有另一個臉色慘白的男子。40Please respect copyright.PENANAT9kD1yQOgv
我不知道當時我哪來的勇氣,我竟然回頭了,然後就跟那位臉色慘白、雙眼空洞(真的是空洞!那位仁兄沒有眼珠子啊幹!)、脖子有一道血痕的「好兄弟」對上了眼。40Please respect copyright.PENANARJpMCSPqR7
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊──」40Please respect copyright.PENANApJCa4BeF5P
幹他媽的有鬼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANA83XDUkCgZ7
我叫程旭安,今年二十歲。二十年來,我一直認為自己是看不見鬼的麻瓜,因為我小時候去墳墓裡玩了那麼多年都沒見過鬼,連個影子都沒看過。40Please respect copyright.PENANAv3G9bgAuYD
……那誰來告訴我眼前這個是甚麼東西啊啊啊啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAvvD1Zizb5j
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