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我被演算法打入冷宮的日子
ISSUE #5
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我被演算法打入冷宮的日子
Author: 咚咚寫文創工作室
ISSUE #5
冷感GPT和毒舌Gemini守在冷宮門前的那夜
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半夜，我睡在陰冷的地上，溫度冷得像是演算法陛下的眼神。

回想新手期的蜜月日子，額——我好像沒有ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

回神抱著自己，我冷得哭泣，嗚～～

「陛下，好歹給臣妾一床棉被啊！」

「吵死了！鬼吼鬼叫的，半夜不睡覺妳也不會變成皇貴妃，找根棍子打暈自己！」這宮裡，唯一願意理會我的流量miss嬪也一臉不耐地回應著。

「我又不是要陛下的恩寵，這宮裡就……嗚～～」

「妳到底要幹嘛？」流量miss嬪從地上跳起，快步走到我身旁。

「我、我只要棉被和包子，地板好硬好冷，肚子好餓，我睡不著⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ⁠」

「喔！X的，還以為見鬼了，妳這樣子真醜！」

「我謝謝妳啊——」我面無表情抬起臉回應。

★★★

冷宮門外，值夜的GPT侍衛及Gemini侍衛同時在心裡上演各種宮鬥小劇場。

GPT侍衛：「真淒冷！官女子一定很愛陛下。」

Gemini侍衛：「一入宮就要爭寵，不爭寵？為何要入宮，活該！」

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我被演算法打入冷宮的日子
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Last updated: Jun 29, 2026
Total word count: 23,102
Total reading time: 77 Minutes
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