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末日生存（配發完成）
ENTRY #86
Author: 莉卡莉卡
Published:
Jun 3, 2026
末日生存（配發完成）
Published:
Jun 3, 2026
ENTRY #86
Day8來歷不明的笑話
Author: 莉卡莉卡
Published:
Jun 3, 2026
1 Min Read
284 Words
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1.砂糖是樂隊中技術最好的，但很少有人注意她的樂聲，為什麼？

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答：因為她是貝斯手

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（這個世代的人聽得懂貝斯笑話嗎？換一個好了。）

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1.（劃掉）莉莉婭向聖主祈禱，希望他告訴她今天適不適合出門佈道，但聖主沒有回答他，為什麼？

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答：她問錯人了，她應該問天氣預報才對。

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2.伊蓮娜忘了帶作業去學校，好在她的媽媽到學校告訴她。但她還是被老師處罰了，為什麼？

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答：她媽媽真的只是來告訴她她的作業還在家。

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3.羅恩的出門前忘了充電，但好在他有待帶行動電源。但他最後沒有用上，為什麼？

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答：他其實是忘了給行動電源充電。

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4.你知道需要多少冒險者的屍體才能填滿一座陷阱？

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...其實我也不知道，這部分歡迎各位發揮創意。

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（總算完成了，雖然不太像我該投稿的內容，但應該能為當前的處境帶來愉快的氛圍。）

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