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《醍醐吟》
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Author: 无忌道人
《醍醐吟》
Author: 无忌道人
Intro
No Plagiarism!183MdsMgXfvgybloJCC7posted on PＥNAＮＡ

世人皆求天下第一，却不知第一的称号太坑，屁股还没坐稳，就有人来挑事。

若能躺平第一，谁还在这儿抡刀使剑，自寻苦恼？

莫提什么十年磨一剑，就算磨得起十年，再粗的铁柱也成了瓦丝。

还没刺向对手，拿在手，风一吹就断了。

倒不如在那狗尾草里一躺，管你谁是至尊，谁是英雄，

在老子眼里，都是搅人清梦的蚊子。

216.73.217.39

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《醍醐吟》
Wuxia
Humor
Fantasy
Last updated: Apr 25, 2026
Total word count: 125
Total reading time: 1 Minute
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无忌道人
无敌流#反转#躺平#无理头#扮猪吃老虎#轻松解压
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