本鬼窩在咖啡杯不願出來。29Please respect copyright.PENANAIRXCSTtUpG
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是的,本鬼闖禍了。29Please respect copyright.PENANAnJAiC4FbUO
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事情是這樣的。29Please respect copyright.PENANANOzI48wxEc
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吸血鬼把本鬼從幼兒部扔去了小學部。小學部有奇奇怪怪的作業,要用不同的詞語造句。29Please respect copyright.PENANAgsaCY6ZpAh
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本鬼收到要用剪刀、繩子造句,所以本鬼寫了兩句,分別是:29Please respect copyright.PENANACG1VuC4358
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剪刀是用來剪說謊鬼魂的舌頭。29Please respect copyright.PENANA2LeVwsM43Q
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吊死鬼是用繩子把自己吊死的。29Please respect copyright.PENANAuTC0uLdDjS
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結果嘛......29Please respect copyright.PENANAja7PK7xyhH
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那個小學部的臭老師在作業旁寫下叫家長來見他的字,還給了本鬼一個鴨蛋!本鬼很生氣,本鬼又没有錯!29Please respect copyright.PENANA9bwwXrKOSB
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「小鬼君,你今天怎麼了?」吸血鬼關心道。29Please respect copyright.PENANAoKDMSC2DdC
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䁱是本鬼今天留堂沒畫花悟明的功課本,讓吸血鬼覺得反常了吧。29Please respect copyright.PENANAFhTatUGLan
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本鬼哼了哼,睹氣地沒說話。29Please respect copyright.PENANABCWmD9euk1
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悟明用筆敲敲木屋:「小鬼君,你今天怎麼了?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAqz5WlSgNIB
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「嘶!」別碰本鬼!29Please respect copyright.PENANARYjGZx8Npl
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悟明舉高雙手,無辜道:「報告沈老師,小鬼君他今天吃了炸藥。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAbj5uBHEr71
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嘶!死道士,本鬼今天撕了你!29Please respect copyright.PENANAx7JLxcfl8B
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本鬼凶狠地盯着臭道士,露出獠牙和利爪。29Please respect copyright.PENANADxVKlSVRxX
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吸血鬼淡淡道:「我聽得出來。」29Please respect copyright.PENANA4eS91O7wpr
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悟明搖着筆桿:「小鬼君,你今天沒課業嗎?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAXldPOsPaZN
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「嘶!」不要提課業兩個字!29Please respect copyright.PENANAuIUQfxErO0
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悟明偷笑了一下,賊兮兮道:「哎喲,該不是我們的優等生課業不合格了吧?」29Please respect copyright.PENANArWsCNCL7Zu
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「嘶!嘶!嘶!」本鬼一腳踢開了小木屋的門,就要衝出來把他咬死!29Please respect copyright.PENANAZbm86RlXsO
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吸血鬼眼疾手快地把木屋攬在懷裏,把木屋的門緊緊關上。他怒道:「悟明同學,拜託你不要再刺激他了。」他放緩了一點語氣:「小鬼君,你冷靜一下。」29Please respect copyright.PENANA8hzOGRZTE6
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本鬼冷靜個屁啊!本鬼要撕了這個狗口長不出象牙的蠢道士!29Please respect copyright.PENANAwpDL9UKGpZ
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吸血鬼道:「學着跟這種人相處也是學校的一門課。陽間不是冥界,可以不計後果打個你死我活。陽間這裏要講法律,講規則,和人打架是要付法律責任的。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAWvjLAKN455
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嘖!悟明你最好祈禱自己長命百歲!要是那天你掛了,本鬼高低得打你兩百拳!29Please respect copyright.PENANAAQIbCwySfq
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平靜過後,本鬼才把鴨蛋作業扔了出去。29Please respect copyright.PENANAzYIG4SQHKX
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本鬼不要上學了,本鬼討厭上學!29Please respect copyright.PENANAEzTLarpopW
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