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《人為生涯規劃導師》
ISSUE #59
Author: 院長
《人為生涯規劃導師》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #59
端午節
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家長：「端午節有什麼要教育小孩的嗎？」

導師：「如果你不是屈原，不要輕生。」

家長：「也是喇！屈原是風高亮節。」

導師：「屈原自殺，我們可以放假。」家長：「是這樣嗎？」

導師：「對呀！另外要教小孩吃糉。」

家長：「吃糉要教的嗎？」

導師：「要，吃糉要加豉油。」

家長：「加糖才對呀！」

導師：「你這異端！邪教！」

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《人為生涯規劃導師》
Comedy
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Last updated: Jul 3, 2026
Total word count: 8,841
Total reading time: 29 Minutes
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