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《人為生涯規劃導師》
ISSUE #18
Author: 院長
《人為生涯規劃導師》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #18
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家長：「將小孩影相放上網不行嗎？」

導師：「那表示小孩乏善可陳。」

家長：「那應該放什麼上網？」

導師：「小孩的成績和獎項。」

家長：「有什麼分別？」

導師：「如果是十優成績，將來去選香港小姐，記者上網搜尋小孩的舊資料，立即就是十優港姐。」

家長：「沒有十優可以放上網呢？」

導師：「那就放奧運金牌吧！將來可以做議員。」

家長：「如果都沒有呢？」

導師：「那放食物相就好了。」

家長：「什麼食物？」

導師：「叉燒。」95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFeiT6lwBP

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《人為生涯規劃導師》
Comedy
Dystopia
Sarcasm
Last updated: Jul 12, 2026
Total word count: 9,895
Total reading time: 33 Minutes
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