《他和她的SOTU》 - 第五回：化妝品與洗頭水

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周子謙企喺銅鑼灣一幢商業大廈嘅樓下，手上面拎住一杯咖啡同一袋牛角包。佢今朝着咗件淺藍色恤衫，冇打領帶，領口解開一粒鈕——佢查過資料，呢種休閒得嚟不失正式嘅造型，適合陪同女性出席化妝預約。

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九點零三分，葉凱霖出現。

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佢今日冇着皮褸。換咗件黑色衛衣，但係衞衣上面有隻大口仔，牛仔褲換咗另一條，膝頭都有窿。佢咬住牙籤，頭髮亂到一個地步，你會懷疑佢啱啱由床上碌落嚟。

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「你冇梳頭？」周子謙問。

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「梳咗啦。」

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「你確定？」

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「你煩唔煩呀？」葉凱霖搶過佢手上嘅咖啡，飲一啖，「屌，凍嘅。」

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「我買咗半個鐘，等你。」

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「你唔識買完直接上嚟呀？」

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「我唔知你鍾意咩口味，所以等你到咗先一齊去買。」

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葉凱霖望住佢，沉默兩秒。「⋯⋯傻仔。」

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「又係呢句。」

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「因為你係。」

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佢哋一齊行入大廈，搭電梯上十二樓。走廊盡頭有一間細細嘅化妝工作室，門上面掛住一塊手寫牌：「Maggie Makeup——敬請預約」。

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周子謙敲門。開門嘅係一個三十幾歲嘅女人，短髮，戴眼鏡，着住件沾滿化妝品漬嘅圍裙。佢一見到葉凱霖，眼神閃過一絲⋯⋯專業嘅鎮定。

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「你好，我係Maggie。」佢笑一笑，「請問邊位化妝？」

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「佢。」周子謙指一指葉凱霖。

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葉凱霖企喺度，咬住牙籤，好似嚟到仇家地頭咁。

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Maggie由頭到腳打量佢一次，然後好冷靜咁講：「入嚟坐低先。」

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工作室入面有一張化妝椅，前面係一大塊有燈泡嘅鏡。牆上面貼滿咗明星嘅簽名相，證明呢個化妝師唔係普通人。葉凱霖坐低，雙腳分開，兩隻手擺喺大脾上，姿勢似準備搏擊多過似化妝。

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「放鬆少少。」Maggie將一條毛巾鋪喺佢膊頭，「你平時有冇化開妝？」

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「冇。」

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「護膚呢？」

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「洗面。」

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「用咩洗面？」

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「清水。」

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Maggie望一望周子謙。周子謙輕輕點一下頭，眼神傳達咗一個訊息：係，你冇聽錯。

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Maggie深呼吸。「咁我由最基本開始。」

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佢拎出一支洗面奶、一枝爽膚水、一枝精華液、一盒面霜，排開喺枱面。葉凱霖望住嗰堆瓶瓶罐罐，個樣好似見到軍火庫。

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「咁多？」

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「基本咋。」

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「基本？！」

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周子謙坐喺旁邊嘅梳化上，打開個牛皮紙袋，拎出一個牛角包，好悠閒咁咬咗一啖。

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葉凱霖由鏡入面見到佢食包，兇狠咁講：「你喺度食包？」

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「我等你化完妝先去食早餐。」

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「你而家咪食緊囉！」

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「呢個係前菜。」

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Maggie打圓場：「小姐，不如你閂埋眼先，我幫你清潔皮膚。」

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葉凱霖唔情願咁閂埋眼。Maggie開始幫佢洗面，手法好輕，好溫柔。

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「你皮膚底子其實幾好㗎，」Maggie邊做邊講，「係乾咗少少，同埋有啲防曬斑。」

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「我唔搽防曬㗎。」

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「睇得出。」

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葉凱霖想反駁，但係Maggie嘅手指喺佢面上按摩，舒服到佢嘅燥底慢慢降溫。周子謙見到佢嘅眉頭由緊鎖變成放鬆，嘴角由向下變成平直。

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佢又咬一啖牛角包，覺得呢個畫面好⋯⋯安寧。

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Maggie開始上底妝。粉底液、遮瑕膏、碎粉，一層一層，薄到好似冇嘢咁。

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「你嘅膚色偏冷，適合玫瑰調嘅胭脂。」Maggie好似同自己講嘢，「眼影用大地色，自然得嚟有神。」

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葉凱霖全程閂住眼，雙手揸實張椅嘅扶手，指節發白。

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「放鬆。」周子謙喺梳化上講。

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「你收聲啦！」

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「你咁緊張，化出嚟會唔好睇。」

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「我理得佢好唔好睇——」

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「我理㗎。」

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工作室靜咗一秒。

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Maggie嘅手停低咗，望一望周子謙，再望一望葉凱霖，嘴角有一下好微妙嘅上揚。然後佢若無其事咁繼續。

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葉凱霖嘅耳仔又紅咗。好彩有粉底遮一遮，冇咁明顯。

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眼影、眼線、睫毛液，每一步葉凱霖都忍得好辛苦。佢嘅眼皮好敏感，Maggie一畫眼線佢就眨眼，眨到Maggie要出絕招——「小姐，你望住上面，望住盞燈。」

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「我望住盞燈好刺眼呀！」

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「咁你諗啲開心嘅嘢。」

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「我冇開心嘅嘢！」

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周子謙喺梳化上輕聲講：「諗吓大排檔嘅雲吞麵。」

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葉凱霖嘅眼皮真係定咗落嚟。

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Maggie趁機畫好眼線，忍唔住笑：「你男朋友幾識氹人喎。」

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「佢唔係——」

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「多謝。」周子謙又係同時間講。

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葉凱霖睜大眼，由鏡入面啤住周子謙。周子謙若無其事咁食埋最後一啖牛角包。

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最後係唇膏。Maggie拎出一排唇膏，由裸色到深紅色。

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「揀隻色。」Maggie話。

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葉凱霖望住嗰排唇膏，選擇困難。「⋯⋯你幫我揀。」

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Maggie望一望周子謙。

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周子謙企起身，行到化妝椅旁邊，望住嗰排唇膏。佢嘅眼神好認真，好似喺度分析武器性能咁。

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「呢隻。」佢指住一支豆沙色嘅唇膏，「唔會太搶眼，但係有氣質。」

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Maggie點一點頭：「好眼光。」

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佢擰開唇膏，輕輕塗上葉凱霖嘅嘴唇。葉凱霖唔習慣嘴唇有嘢，下意識舔咗一下。

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「唔准舔。」周子謙話。

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「你管我？」

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「唇膏有毒㗎。」

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「你呃我？」

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「真㗎。長期食唇膏會重金屬中毒。」

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葉凱霖即刻定住，嘴唇僵硬到好似蠟像。

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Maggie忍笑忍到幾乎手震，幫佢塗完最後一筆。

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「得啦。你望吓。」

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葉凱霖睜大眼，望住鏡入面嘅自己。

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呆咗。

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鏡入面嗰個女人⋯⋯係佢嚟嘅咩？皮膚好細緻，眼睛好有神，嘴唇係溫柔嘅豆沙色。佢塊面嘅輪廓仲係自己，但係成個感覺唔同咗——好似有人將佢入面嘅嘢輕輕托咗出嚟。

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「⋯⋯」佢摸一摸自己塊面，「呢個係我？」

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「係你。」Maggie笑住話，「只係你平時唔化妝啫。」

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葉凱霖望住鏡，望咗好耐。然後佢轉頭望住周子謙。

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周子謙企喺度，雙手插袋，望住佢。

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佢嘅表情好平靜，但係對眼⋯⋯對眼好光。

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「點呀？」葉凱霖問，「好奇怪呀？」

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周子謙搖搖頭。

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「咁即係點呀？」

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「⋯⋯好靚。」

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兩個字。好輕，好簡單。

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但係葉凱霖嘅耳仔紅到化妝都遮唔住。

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「收声啦。」佢細細聲講，語氣冇咩力。

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Maggie喺旁邊收拾工具，若無其事咁講：「你哋兩個好有火花喎。做呢行咁耐，好少見到情侶感情咁好。」

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「我哋唔係情侶！」葉凱霖大聲否認。

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「我哋係搭檔。」周子謙補充。

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「搭檔？」Maggie望一望佢哋，笑一笑，「哦，搭檔。」

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嗰個「哦」嘅語氣，明顯係唔信。

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化妝完成之後，周子謙去畀錢。葉凱霖企喺鏡前面，望住自己，仍然覺得唔真實。

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佢伸手想摸塊面，又記得唔可以掂，隻手吊喺半空。

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「走啦。」周子謙行返嚟。

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「哦。」葉凱霖轉身，跟住佢行出去。

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行到走廊，等電梯嘅時候，葉凱霖突然問：「頭先你話唇膏有毒，係咪真㗎？」

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「假嘅。」

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「你——」

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「但係你唔好再舔啦。會甩色。」

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葉凱霖想鬧佢，但又忍唔住笑咗出聲。笑完又覺得自己好蠢，即刻收返。

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電梯到咗，佢哋行入去。

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「多謝你幫我book化妝師。」葉凱霖望住地板講。

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「唔使。」

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「我知你特登㗎。你唔係就咁book，你係搵過、比較過，先揀呢間。」

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周子謙冇否認。

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「你成日都係咁，」葉凱霖繼續講，「做咩都好有計劃，好仔細。連幫人book化妝師都要做功課。」

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「習慣嚟嘅。」

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「你嘅習慣好煩。」

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「你講過好多次。」

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「因為係事實。」

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電梯門打開，陽光湧入嚟。佢哋行出大廈，葉凱霖仲化住妝，着住大口仔衞衣，畫面好笑到極點。但係佢自己唔覺，因為佢已經開始習慣塊面有嘢。

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「跟住做咩？」葉凱霖問。

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「返總部，同文哥匯報進度。」

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「我個樣咁樣返總部？」

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「有問題？」

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「⋯⋯啲人會笑我。」

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「邊個敢笑你，我幫你鬧返佢。」

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葉凱霖望住佢，忍唔住又笑。「你？你鬧人？你連『仆街』都唔識講。」

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「我可以學。」

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「唔准學。你講粗口好難聽。」

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「你又知？」

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「我想像到。」

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佢哋一齊行去地鐵站。葉凱霖化住妝，引嚟唔少目光。有啲人望完佢，再望一望周子謙，眼神寫住「呢對情侶好奇怪」。

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周子謙完全唔理。佢嘅視線一直望住前面，步伐穩定。

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行行吓，葉凱霖突然話：「喂。」

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「嗯？」

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「你頭先話我靚⋯⋯」

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「係。」

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「你係真心定係任務需要？」

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周子謙停低，轉身望住佢。陽光由大廈之間嘅罅隙射落嚟，照喺佢塊面上。

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「我從來唔講任務需要嘅大話。」佢話，「我覺得靚，就係靚。」

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葉凱霖望住佢，望住佢嘅眼神，望住佢企得筆直嘅身軀，望住佢淺藍色恤衫上面嘅陽光。

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佢嘅心跳好快。

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快到佢覺得全條街都聽到。

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「⋯⋯你今日個頭有啲亂。」佢突然講，伸手撥一撥周子謙額前嘅頭髮。

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動作好輕，好快，好似蝴蝶掂一掂花瓣。

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然後佢縮手，繼續行，行得好快。

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周子謙企喺原地，摸一摸自己額頭。

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上面仲殘留住佢手指嘅溫度，同一陣淡淡嘅士多啤梨味——係佢洗頭水嘅味。

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「你今日用咗士多啤梨洗頭水？」周子謙追上去問。

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「關你咩事呀！！！」

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「我鍾意嗰隻味。」

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「你鍾意關我咩事呀！！！」

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「純粹好奇。」

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「你收聲啦行快啲啦！！！」

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葉凱霖大步行前，耳仔紅到好似滴血。

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周子謙喺後面跟住，嘴角翹到一個冇朋友嘅高度。

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佢諗起今朝出門之前，特登換咗一支新嘅洗頭水。

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薄荷味嘅。

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佢唔鍾意士多啤梨味。

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但係佢而家諗緊，聽日去超市，要買一支士多啤梨味嘅洗頭水。

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