Spells Gone Ker-Plop | The Clumsy Village Magician Who Failed in the City | Comedic Tavern Song122Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dZySM5kRA
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From a sleepy village where the wheat fields sway,
I packed up my wand and I strode off one day.
With a pointy hat tilted and a grin ear to ear,
I marched to the city to conquer and cheer!
My first grand illusion made the mayor turn blue,
He thought he was a chicken—cluck-cluck, what a view!
The crowd threw tomatoes, the guards chased me twice,
But I slipped through their fingers like a handful of rice!
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So raise up your tankards and sing it out loud,
For the village magician who failed in the crowd!
The city lights flickered, my spells went ker-plop,
But here in the tavern we’re never gonna stop!
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I conjured a dragon that turned into a goose,
It honked at the nobles and stole all their juice!
My flying spell dropped me right into the stew,
The chef yelled “You’re dinner!”—I laughed till I flew!
The fancy guild wizards all sneered at my tricks,
Said “Country boy magic just don’t do the clicks.”
But I turned their sour frowns into giggles and glee,
With a shower of sparks that spelled “Free drinks for me!”
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So raise up your tankards and sing it out loud,
For the village magician who failed in the crowd!
The city lights flickered, my spells went ker-plop,
But here in the tavern we’re never gonna stop!
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Now I’m back with my buddies, the ale flowing free,
No more fancy stages—just you lot and me.
I’ll make coins disappear and pull rabbits from hats,
And the only applause that I need’s from you cats!
The big city glitter was shiny and grand,
But home’s where the laughter and old friendships stand.
So I’ll keep on failing in the jolliest way,
And dance with you all till the break of the day!
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So raise up your tankards and sing it out loud,
For the village magician who failed in the crowd!
The city lights flickered, my spells went ker-plop,
But here in the tavern we’re never gonna stop!
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