肥佬一手就箍住個賊揸刀嘅右手，另一隻手就用個鐵衣架箍佢條頸。我就用兩個木衣架係咁車輪扑佢個頭！條友係咁掙扎，阿傑、基佬榮同基佬輝跟住都過埋嚟…… 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB2PHXLwAE
肥佬：“快撚啲，我就快撳晤撚住佢！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tCNhcWpJb
基佬榮攞起旁邊一個兩呎高嘅瓷器花樽，兜頭就掟落去：“去死啦！”。終於，個恐怖分子晤再郁，個頭下面有好多血慢慢滲出嚟……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW42vhqT8TB
Maggie，好驚咁揞住把口：“好多血呀！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDV81vZOIe
肖維維：“殺屎（死）人喇！好京（驚）呀！呀！呀！呀！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOV3OSKlQL
我哋5個男人已經坐晒喺個地吓度唞大氣，好似打完一場仗咁冇晒力。Sor9ly，晤係‘好似’，我哋真係打完一場大仗！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ57ioH0uTC
基佬榮：“屌，呢個時候晤係佢死就係我亡嘎啦！晤只呢個，下面嗰2個都應該死撚埋添嘞！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcPk3IOsJl
基佬輝即刻幫佢條仔：“我哋係自衛殺人啫！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUNcwG7B7f
肥佬：“呢班係恐怖分子，係賊嚟嘅，死有餘辜，只要係佢哋死晤撚係我死，我就冇意見！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zu50Ln2Iy
阿傑：“我都冇閪意見…… ”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CgCpOYG0i
我雖然覺得殺人（就算係自衛）晤係好妥，但係確實係如果佢哋晤死，我哋呢鋪就一定死梗……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPVCU3DDfl
就咁，呢一場‘海之戀商場惡戰’就終於結束嘞。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPxPUzIMgE
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我哋7個人落返L2，入到去‘噹噹Donkey’，見到另外嗰2個恐怖分子都已經香埋，我哋終於鬆咗一啖氣，準備喺呢度休整一吓再照原定嘅計劃出發去警局。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98F0KUVz7X
我：“頭先俾啲消防花灑淋到成身濕晒，不如我哋喺度搵啲乾嘅衫嚟換？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY98H7D1rpQ
其實L2仲有幾間賣衫嘅鋪頭，不過我哋最後都係揀返‘飄豹’，始終運動裝比較方便啲走動。‘飄豹’入便都仲有好多有膠袋套住嘅衫冇俾花灑淋濕，我哋就一人揀咗一套運動套裝。我都係揀返深灰色、Maggie就深藍色、簫小姐就棗紅色、其他幾個都係盡量揀深色，晤使咁招搖……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i29KeYD8k
跟住我諗咗一諗，就對Maggie講：“Errr …… 其實你哋可以換埋裡面嘅…… ”。我指一指斜對面嗰間‘安芳芳內衣’，有啲晤係幾好意思……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6XL6saTFo
‘嗯…… ’，Maggie即刻紅都面晒，就拉埋簫小姐急急腳咁走去‘安芳芳’……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyBurSnDlT
喺度等緊兩條女換衫嗰陣，我生理同心理都有少少攰，之前崩到行晒嘅身體慢慢放鬆落嚟，就坐咗喺‘飄豹’入便俾人試鞋嗰張櫈度，個心就喺度諗緊，Maggie着住‘安芳芳’嘅性感爸爸會係咩嘢樣嘅呢？我又有冇機會親手解開佢呢？…… 越諗就越…… 下面扯到行晒……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLllhP0Lv6
就喺度想入非非幻想緊嘅時候……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNVRkGHZMh
啪！肥佬一嘢拍落我膊頭度，差啲將我拍咗落地吓！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwnF8sKCYd
肥佬：“‘笨蕉文’，喺度諗撚緊啲咩鹹濕嘢呀？係咪想偷偷哋去昅你條女換衫呀？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt4ASibn8w
我：“死肥佬，你咪亂咁噏喎！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ180Zxkf4X1
肥佬：“怕咩醜啫！男人老狗昅女好撚正常啫！如果晤係條老簫嘅全相我都睇撚過晒，我就已經走咗過去昅佢啦！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbTChfGfs8
我：“我警告你咪諗住昅Maggie呀，晤係我一定打柒你㗎！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcePKUI5Jtn
肥佬：“朋友妻，咪走雞…… Errr…… 晤係，你係我個friend，我晤會昅你條女嘅…… ”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8BU0pdLk1
我：“我晤同你講呢啲！”，我搵藉口叉開個話題：“我哋喺度睇吓有啲咩物資可以帶走仲好啦！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRemRRdatv
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終於，Maggie同簫小姐換好晒衫。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLBK4cOYAs
我哋7個人而家都着晒‘飄豹’嘅同一款運動裝，但係個個唔同顏色。頂，忽然間我哋好似變咗日本電視啲特攝片‘彩虹戰隊’咁款！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4peZwnxxc
我哋喺‘飄豹’再一人攞咗一個背囊，喺兩個超市裝咗好多食得嘅、飲得嘅嘢，又搵咗啲急救用品、好似消毒酒精、紗布、膠布、紅藥水，仲有一啲工具好似𠝹刀、較剪咁。槍我哋冇攞到（兩把俾酒浸過同俾火燒過、一把已經冇晒子弹添），但係就收集咗嗰3個恐怖分子嗰3把Rambo刀……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQlkxsl9HB
準備妥當，我哋就出發。目標，荃景圍警署！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsT6oDE2fF
肥佬：“屌，我刮腳晤撚施服，仲要我奔走行！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d3R6HBFPY
我：“頭先都叫你換咗對死人Crocs嘎啦，‘飄豹’咁多波鞋都晤揀返對！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsQmigimB8
肥佬：“屌，我晤撚鐘意着波鞋焗住晒，就係鐘意對Crocs夠涼爽！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ8QajveQ5
我：“咁晤想奔走行就躝啦，晤識躝就爬！”（大圍某商場保安主任金句）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOMb9b82eQ
阿傑：“或者跳都得，你一跳都應該可以跳九里！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb76zAHaAt0
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出咗海之戀，經過咗荃灣西站……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhubvMzl0Z
我：“我哋繞過如心廣場二期，再穿過祁德尊新村去到大涌道，由大涌道一直走。我哋小心啲昅清楚有冇其他嘅巡邏隊喺度搜人…… ”。好彩一直都見晤到。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuXTrLXQog
沿住大涌道有兩段好長嘅H型嘅天橋一直去到荃錦中心。荃錦中心地面有個好大嘅馬會投注站（另一個投注站就喺沙嘴道我屋企嗰邊）。晤使落天橋，喺荃錦中心2樓商場左轉就繼續有天橋去到愉景新城商場，喺愉景新城商場落去個巴士總站嘅對面就係差館喇。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhPc4vHQiC
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上咗第一段天橋，居高臨下，就更加容易睇清楚街上面有冇恐怖分子。我哋嘅左手便就係沙嘴道頭、柴灣角街（晤好意思，柴灣角街晤係喺柴灣，而係喺荃灣！）、白田壩街（一樣，白田壩街晤係喺白田！）一帶嘅工廠區，海盛路仲有最出名嘅有線電視大廈。天橋嘅右手便就係香車街街市一帶。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8hve3EJNv
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我哋好小心咁喺天橋上面向北走，落咗第一段天橋再上第二段，過去對面就可以跨過青山公路，經過荃錦中心，去到愉景新城，臨過青山公路嘅右手便就係福來村。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fT1W8dzLB
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終於有驚無險咁入咗愉景新城個商場。好好彩喺街度冇發現有恐怖分子，好可能佢哋全部都入晒啲商場同樓入便洗樓，所以我哋嚟到愉景新城商場就要更加小心啲！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJBPxDl9TF
喺商場入便，我哋要由東面2樓嘅天橋入口，穿過成個商場去到西面再落一層先至可以去到巴士總站。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRgzfVtDYP
就快去到商場西面嘅扶手電梯，嗰度有一間賣化妝品嘅鋪頭。我哋經過嗰陣，阿傑就話：“你哋聽晤聽閪到鋪頭入便好似有人喊咁嘅聲？……”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QsLAQgcOX
肥佬：“我哋喺啲咁緊張嘅環境，我又晤撚施服，仲喺度奔走行緊，咁你都聽到聲？阿傑你果然晤只係毒舌閪，仲係毒耳閪！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJXpsZp5Q5
阿傑：“含撚啦你，死肥佬！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1fWWNZH2F
肥佬：“含你條撚？我又唔係基佬榮，我晤啱呢味嘢嘅喎。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc11ITlE4Z3
基佬榮：“死肥佬，你晤含撚，咁你瀨晤瀨閪嘅呢，究竟？”
肥佬當堂呆咗5秒鐘！五…… 四…… 三…… 二…… 一！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPULq64ygfb
肥佬：“…… 我就知你好呢味…… ”
我：“晤好拗嘞，睇吓間鋪頭咩料仲好啦！”
我哋即刻擸架撐出嚟（三把Rambo刀俾肥佬、阿傑、同基佬榮揸住，我同基佬輝就攞住喺‘飄豹’個衫架拆落嚟嘅兩支鐵通…… ），然後就慢慢咁行入去間化妝品鋪頭度……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyvmzke0sZ
肥佬大喝：“有咩撚嘢牛鬼蛇神，同我通通出嚟！我哋晤卸你哋㗎！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZklGFmxdL
Counter後面，就傳出一把女仔聲：“嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚…… 晤好殺我呀…… 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚…… ”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCKVNUtoQA
肥佬就一個箭步衝過去counter後面，然後我見到佢忽然兩眼放光，佢再慢慢咁扶咗一個女仔出嚟。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc71NmMAYeM
Maggie：“你晤使驚，我哋晤係壞人嚟㗎，我哋都係周圍避緊恐怖分子嘅荃灣市民。點解你會一個人喺度嘅？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLb8qZJCXj
女仔：“我喺呢間鋪頭度做教人化妝㗎。尋晚有一班人嚟商場係咁捉人，我一直匿喺櫃檯下面個窿度，我都晤知點解咁好彩佢哋一直都搜我晤到…… ”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvJhGlX6m1
我：“你頸晤頸渴，肚晤肚餓？使晤使飲啲嘢同食啲嘢？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2WPrynq4S
女仔：“要！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd6b3LU9H8
Maggie即刻喺個背囊度攞咗啲乾糧同飲品出嚟。就喺個女仔狼吞虎嚥緊嘅時候，我哋就了解咗呢個女仔叫阿丹，係一個化妝妹。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRZ35LXBMG
阿丹個口裡面仲𡁻緊個麵包，佢就口𦧲𦧲咁講：“求吓你哋帶埋我走得晤得？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXbrTwuiI3
基佬榮：“帶住個姐手姐腳嘅，幫晤撚到手到時累撚埋我哋嘅喎！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiay7kV7vXf
肥佬忽然好熱心，完全晤符合佢嘅性格：“屌那星，我哋做人點可以咁撚樣㗎！男人大丈夫，要挺身而出幫撚助啲弱質女流至得嘎嘛！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTGso6VUd0
Maggie：“咁我哋投票啦，我贊成一齊走。”，女人梗係幫返女人嘎啦。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxFoJtXY8k
肥佬、肖維維：“贊成！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNUNly3IU
基佬榮、基佬輝、阿傑：“反對！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdARtw2eZyE
跟住7對眼望住我投決定嗰神性一票！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve5C01oyfa
仲使估？我梗係又要異性又要人性啦，Maggie投乜我就投乜！“我贊成。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvusSw2BZCn
Maggie：“四比三通過！歡迎你加入，阿丹！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdySdxzzkvy
阿丹好開心咁笑。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGsk1bjsqr
基佬榮：“屌鳩你個死肥佬，你晤撚似咁有正義感嘅喎？！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiba21vJM1
肥佬：“我以前有個我好撚好撚鐘意嘅女朋友，都係做化妝嘅，所以我對做化妝嘅特撚別有感情㗎！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9mtW4KbiO
“屌！” “屌！” “屌！” “屌！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNCIE60JH7
喺0.4秒鐘之內，我、基佬榮、基佬輝、阿傑同時發出一聲“屌”！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncMgCdfDGd
阿丹就係咁望實死肥佬，眼都晤眨……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn3i1LsLvw
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就咁，阿丹就得到一個外號，叫‘化二’。即係，肥佬以前條女係‘化妝妹一號’，阿丹就係‘化妝妹二號’！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeceHHxy1GL
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而家有8個成員嘅‘戰隊’準備繼續任務……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgK4v4I95Q
阿丹：“其實呢，我尋日返工嘅時候帶咗我屋企隻西施狗一齊，尋晚咁亂我都晤知佢走咗去邊，會晤會俾啲壞人捉咗㗎？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4r6gR4eEw
Maggie：“咁我哋喺商場入便搵吓啦，你隻狗叫咩名呀？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD86zJCgKWQ
阿丹：“冰冰，係女仔嚟㗎！我當佢係我個女一樣㗎！淺啡色毛嘅。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF9zTenEBW
阿傑：“你晤閪會係姓范嘎嘛？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54LqNanFaB
阿丹：“晤係。我個姓好特別㗎，姓‘華’。我個直系祖先係秦始皇個阿爺個阿爺即係秦惠文王，佢有個細佬‘華公子’，由‘華公子’改姓‘華’一直傳落嚟嘅。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMLA5F1GsN
基佬榮：“而家我俾你個老竇做皇帝都冇撚用啦！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YbIsLQ1AZ
但係，個商場咁大，我哋又晤敢大聲嗌阿冰冰，搵咗半個鐘始終都晤見佢出現……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBz2CUa4PH
毒舌傑：“可能冰冰已經俾恐怖分子打閪死咗喇！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfmfjZsnr0
阿丹：“嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚…… 晤會嘅…… 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚…… ”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIdqinYNqT
Maggie就鬧鳩阿傑：“未fact check過嘅嘢就晤好亂咁講！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDh3TuIX3F
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荃灣大會堂，演奏廳。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uDB48yc5r
Ron好急咁走上個台度。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrh402N6mp
Ron：“Albert，search team Kappa失咗聯，4個鐘頭一更，但係佢哋已經遲咗一個鐘都冇返到嚟……”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGvIJhGd7b
Albert：“Kappa係負責邊一區？”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmDTm7fI8k
Ron：“西鐵站周邊。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3zT2B7HsN
Albert：“雖然search team為咗熟路啲，大部份都係用返香港人，冇combat team嗰班前軍人咁有戰鬥力同埋咁好裝備，但係search team嘅武器對付普通市民都應該係從從容容游刃有餘。要小心香港呢班有病嘅差佬嗰邊仲有冇漏網之魚喺度搞破壞，靜靜雞搞掂咗Kappa！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTWDLCfUpP
Ron：“知道，我搵幾隊人去嗰邊睇吓咩情況！”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxbroEmxxt
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Kappa係希臘字母嘅第11個，即係恐怖分子最少有11隊搜索隊…... ]45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7zrMO7bYy
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晤怪之得喺‘海之戀商場惡戰’5條茂利可以好驚險咁打贏嗰3個恐怖分子啦，因為search team嘅戰鬥力其實係次一等嘅，晤係最打得嗰班！ ]45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuorBdm3qb
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