廚房裡面有把聲嗌出嚟:“你哋係咩人?咪入嚟呀,晤係我會劈鳩死你哋㗎!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAIUYGlGIzAX
基佬榮同阿傑已經圍埋嚟,基佬榮:“咪睇撚吓我把槍快定你把刀快?”25Please respect copyright.PENANANIX2aOao4G
Bernard:“我哋晤係壞人嚟㗎,我係香港警察!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAVm0dnkBbqx
聲音:“你點證明你係警察?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAKYm8NW44P5
Bernard:“我冇得證明,你信就信!”25Please respect copyright.PENANASFsuDRzD7V
隔咗一陣,把聲再嚮:“好!信你哋。我哋出嚟,你哋咪亂嚟!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAs0EcvBjupC
Bernard:“放心,你哋晤亂嚟,我哋都晤會…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAFCTES8TKpB
有兩個男人慢慢咁行出廚房。一個矮矮哋細細粒,成個周星星嗰套‘鬧劇King’入便做陀地(後尾入咗電視台,最初都係成日做陀地)嗰個演員一模一樣!另外一個高啲肥啲,前面掛住條油淋淋嘅廚房圍裙。兩個都揸住把斬肉刀,好緊張咁舉喺面前。25Please respect copyright.PENANApg8LP7k3G2
Maggie:“晤使咁緊張,我哋晤係壞人,我哋都係荃灣嘅居民諗緊辦法離開荃灣。我之前其實都有幫襯過你哋斬料㗎。”,Maggie好識得喺呢啲時候出聲搞好氣氛,真係叻!25Please respect copyright.PENANA8PdaxOw3hm
我(幫口):“係呀,我成日嚟幫襯,我最鐘意食你哋嘅肥叉飯㗎!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAzsEUAckW8j
圍裙男:“我好似都見過吓呢條𡃁仔…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAEJqlLbTAkW
我:“係喱,我都話我係街坊嚟嘎啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAe7CtNTcYRh
兩個人慢慢放鬆戒備……25Please respect copyright.PENANAWxCB6LWpN6
陀地男:“我係呢度嘅老闆,我姓楊,個個都叫我做楊仔。”25Please respect copyright.PENANAT47cSftA2G
圍裙男:“我係呢度嘅燒臘師傅,啲人叫我德哥,最叻係整燒鴨,所以熟嘅人都叫我OK 德(Duck)!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAL6D7ERwLAM
楊仔:“我同OK德匿咗喺鋪頭3日,如果見到有人嚟,就會匿入廚房個燒豬爐入便。啱啱煮撚好飯準備食就見到你哋成班人行緊過嚟,咁我哋咪又匿撚返入廚房咯…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAnPoKJVSUH6
Maggie:“咁即係你哋仲未食嘢?嚟,不如我哋一齊食埋餐飯先啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAh1dqDcdkk8
楊仔、OK德:“好!我哋都好撚肚餓啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAwg4wF2jkbV
就喺大家難得咁可以坐低食餐熱飯嘅過程之中,我哋將之前幾日嘅經歷同情況好簡單咁講俾楊仔同OK德知……25Please respect copyright.PENANAyi3nifkZ7f
Bernard:“跟住我哋諗住上去地鐵站再兜路去警方嘅新界南總部,你哋一晤一齊?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAd4iFD3BM9v
楊仔:“你哋晤撚使諗嘞!我同OK德兩個一早已經試撚過想上地鐵站,但係喺綠楊嗰邊嘅出口度就有恐怖分子重兵把守,我哋呢三日都有偷偷哋去昅過,睇落佢哋晤撚似會走…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAUzTYD95Nm3
阿丹(喊咗出嚟):“哇…… 咁點算呀?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA5N63beAh44
肥佬:“屌!咁撚辛苦走到嚟呢度,仲犧牲埋毛老闆,最後都係掘頭路!頂!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA07rXEuINH9
Dick:“個天已經開始黑啦,如果去晤到地鐵站,我哋而家就要諗吓今晚要喺邊度過夜。呢間鋪頭匿晤到我哋十幾人!”25Please respect copyright.PENANABLVAhLNPUD
楊仔:“你哋有冇問過我俾晤俾你哋匿喺呢度先?!咁多人咁撚張揚,容乜撚易招惹班恐怖分子過來搜㗎…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAhZvAuhiSLk
基佬榮(舉起支突擊步槍):“你講乜撚嘢呀,喺咪話我哋會陀累你哋呀,信晤信我而家就先打柒你老味吖嗱?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA5NYawNvsVC
我:“大家晤好撈嘈,我提議不如去海霸街、荃灣街市對面嗰個鬼場‘荃立方’吖?嗰個場得個好細嘅門口上2樓,平時都已經鬼影都冇隻,啲恐怖分子搜過一次半次之後可能都晤會再搜嗰度,就算真係搜到嚟,我哋守住個門口仔都容易啲啦…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAbLItO4Z1Xb
Bernard:“如果大家都冇意見,咁我哋就跟Benjamin嘅提議去荃立方?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAUU1vGyQJoT
大家當然都係冇晒心機同埋意見……25Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ3U6gScRs
Bernard:“咁楊仔你同埋OK德join晤join我哋?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAxzqhOkPFqT
楊仔:“咪撚搞!我哋匿燒豬爐匿撚咗幾日好好哋,呢度有得食有得瞓,晤撚想周圍走!你哋決定去第度就快撚啲過主啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAU5RHab1td5
Bernard:“咁我哋都晤會勉強你嘅。祝你哋好運啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAdI5LUQVl8P
跟住我哋退咗出連發,喺麥當當轉角好快咁經過川龍街,未到鰲地坊之前,就再轉左入海霸街,經過喺一排綠van站,總共都晤使1分鐘就已經到咗荃立方,我哋全部人喺嗰個細到死嘅門口上咗2樓。25Please respect copyright.PENANA8abttOnAcp

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[星期四 11:30PM]25Please respect copyright.PENANAjSbUJAhIM7
荃立方2樓。25Please respect copyright.PENANA9p5siFpTcL
我哋7點幾上到嚟,就將一啲枱枱櫈櫈、櫃呀木架呀咁可以搬得郁嘅嘢都搬到2樓對住行人電梯嘅附近,set咗個‘卜落’(係路障,唔係爸爸),萬一有恐怖分子上嚟,我哋可以喺路障後面反擊佢哋。搞呢壇嘢都搞咗成個幾鐘。25Please respect copyright.PENANAeWHi6nuTim
然後,國際慣例,每組兩個男人輪流睇實,剩低嘅人就喺遠少少嘅地方就地休息(啱啱食飽連發燒臘飯,又體力勞動咗一輪,個個都有啲想搵周公傾計…… )。25Please respect copyright.PENANAV6f26Fssgc
大家休息咗一段時間,有啲人喺壓力之下晤係好瞓得着,第一個出聲嘅就係,最口毒嗰個……25Please respect copyright.PENANA4jlx7jnbtf
阿傑:“你哋覺晤覺閪得,我哋喺沙嘴道俾班恐怖分子圍,晤閪似係偶然撞到,而係班賊係有心喺嗰度伏閪我哋嘅?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAvFGAIZ1r89
基佬榮:“你講講吓又好撚似係喎!佢哋連一啲啲窒都冇,好似已經舉定槍等緊我哋咁,一見撚到人就啡!”25Please respect copyright.PENANALBeLBTnML5
基佬輝:“係呀係呀!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA2AgyQ5YMTP
Lawrence:“同埋,正常佢哋巡邏頂多都係一隊人兩隊人,點撚解呢次成十幾人喺撚埋同一個地方?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAIolGNjsULs
Raymond:“晤通佢哋跟蹤我哋,知道我哋幾時會喺嗰個街口出現?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAdWUZCGDRNE
芝士Paul:“冇理由㗎,我哋尋日成日一樣都係咁走嚟走去,又晤見佢哋跟蹤到我哋嘅?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAhvBl4jRQAP
肥佬:“唔通我哋有內鬼?!?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAwjIYNy1C6r
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肥佬一提出‘內鬼’呢個詞,所有人即刻定咗一定,冇人再出聲。跟住你眼望我眼,望完一個望另一個,眼裡面充滿嘅都係懷疑、緊張、驚恐……25Please respect copyright.PENANAPo3d7VWgR5
基佬榮第一個發爛鲊:“芝士Paul,你咁蛇𠺌 [ 作者注:‘蛇𠺌’即係話一個人大驚小怪,慌慌失失咁。有人話係由‘蛇驚’諧音過嚟,有人話係英文‘scare’翻譯過嚟。] ,係咪你驚死所以出賣我哋?!” 25Please respect copyright.PENANAz3gOTQmz6t
基佬輝:“係咯!一定係你啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAt7GXgEfarx
芝士Paul:“梗係晤係啦!基佬輝你夠蛇𠺌咯,話晤定係你賊喊捉賊咋瓦!?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAf3SIgieByW
芝士Paul:“嗰兩條女阿丹同埋肖維維夠郁吓就喊郁吓就嗌啦,咪仲蛇𠺌過我?!佢哋似內鬼多過我喎!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAdbeXR8ZQ47
肖維維:“屎(死)拜(白)卡佬,里(你)咪嫩(亂)講喎!里(你)先係呢(內)鬼!里(你)全家都係呢(內)鬼!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAw5s9GBbRZq
肥佬(幫實化二):“屌鳩你個死芝士Paul呀,你有病就返青山啦,阿丹點撚有可能係內鬼!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAcHJnKrEIcq
呢個時候,負責緊放風嘅Bernard 同阿Dick聽到大家嗌到火紅火綠,走返過嚟出聲……25Please respect copyright.PENANAttlal8AlZQ
Bernard:“大家冷靜啲,我哋要理性分析件事先得。”25Please respect copyright.PENANAo32wXrHQND
Dick:“係嘞,大家唔好感情用事去針對人,我哋要先對事再對人。”25Please respect copyright.PENANAAFOQtlVgBF
Bernard:“首先,由表面情況嚟講,呢次伏擊晤係偶遇,而係有預謀嘅,班恐怖分子一早知道我哋會經過沙嘴道街口,預早喺嗰度埋伏我哋。呢點,有冇人反對?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAOtYFS7liPm
基佬榮:“一撚定晤係咁啱撞到正!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAfNs42wHjas
基佬輝:“冇錯,一定係預謀!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA67plsCXzKu
大家都岌頭同意。25Please respect copyright.PENANA7CILGPwMa6
Bernard:“然後,學芝士Paul話齋,我哋尋日成日一樣都係咁走嚟走去,都冇俾恐怖分子跟蹤埋伏,咁即係,我哋嘅行蹤係今日之後先至洩露嘅。”25Please respect copyright.PENANAIJgii2MvWc
Dick:“咁尋日同今日,我哋‘荃灣平民求生戰隊’有咩變化?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAWUJQaSveq5
大家諗咗一諗,然後不約而同咁望住Clement!25Please respect copyright.PENANAgSuxby2x2B
阿傑:“今日咪多閪咗呢條死肥佬同埋毛老闆囖。毛老闆都死閪咗,咁肯閪定佢晤閪係內鬼啦!咁內鬼即係你呢條死肥閪啦!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA9Lh5yi612v
基佬榮(即刻舉起佢把步槍指住Clement):“一撚定係你嘞!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAPo8ascO2uE
基佬輝:“係你啦係你啦,死內鬼!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA4qYxmuFyq7
Clement:“你哋冇實質證據晤好老屈我喎!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ0JjvW2jG
Bernard:“我哋俾機會你解悉,證明你晤係內鬼!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA8NYfZsT23P
Clement:“我自從join咗你哋之後,由中午12點到1點幾我哋俾人埋伏,都只係1個鐘鬆啲,呢1個鐘有好多對眼望住我,證明我冇同任何壞人接觸,咁我點通知班恐怖分子呀?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAjHl2LG00MS
Lawrence:“晤撚俾你身上有定位器噶?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAUnQhazSu64
肥佬:“係呀,有定位器啲賊咪知道我哋點行點走囖!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAtwxV6Rodpi
Clement:“我可以俾你哋搜身同埋搜我個袋呀!我身上一定晤會有定位器囖!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA2BNWMOWsBX
基佬榮:“好,等我嚟搜你條肥閪!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAXR9LM08Tit
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經過咗一輪搜身同埋搜Clement個背囊,都搵晤到任何疑似定位器嘅嘢……25Please respect copyright.PENANAOM04tBGQY8
基佬榮:“死肥閪算你好彩!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAZA2hStXGRN
Clement:“嗱,我都話我晤係內鬼嘎啦,而且我冇定位器喺身!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAOBj5epzb90
Clement:“反過嚟,喺咪應該所有人都要搜吓身證明一吓清白?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAiJLWEJ5VmD
基佬榮:“搜咪搜囖,驚你有牙呀?”25Please respect copyright.PENANAPRR2KeLWkp
阿傑:“我都晤閪怕俾人搜身!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAZsVLIi6wgC
肥佬:“我除撚埋條底褲俾你哋睇都得!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA6WNJPYzjDx
我:“妖,死肥佬,冇人想睇你條前後反轉再前後着4次嘅底褲!!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAQEYuG7lk5S
Maggie:“咁我哋幾個女仔都可以互相證明…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAGk7eXxe8tU
阿丹:“咁肉酸…… ”25Please respect copyright.PENANAO3LY9Qpc7e
肖維維:“…… 鵝(我)…… 晤惠(會)俾里(你)迪(哋)搜身㗎!!!”25Please respect copyright.PENANANUusrfauxW
基佬榮:“晤撚得!要搜就全部人都要搜!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAnfrkwG5jom
Bernard:“冇錯,大家都晤想俾人懷疑嘎嘛!”25Please respect copyright.PENANA5foJ9FU8U0
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又經過再一大輪嘅搜身同搜袋,所有男嘅都搜晤到嘢。25Please respect copyright.PENANA7TBwztFzoD
女嘅,Maggie同阿丹互摷(可惜晤係我同Maggie互摷…… ),最後剩低簫小姐……25Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7QupoEUJp
肖維維(退後兩步,雙手舉起護喺心口前面):“里(你)迪(哋)晤好掂鵝(我)!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAUWwrYhcGPQ
阿傑:“你怕乜閪?晤通你身有屎?!”25Please respect copyright.PENANAIp3eURcQl4
肥佬:“橫掂我都摸勻佢全身嘎啦,等我嚟箍實佢,靚女你嚟搜身!”
肥佬肥屍大隻,得鋪蠻力,好容易就制服咗簫小姐,由後面一個熊抱就將簫小姐連佢兩隻手都箍到實一實,雖然簫小姐兩隻腳係咁喺度亂踢,但係Maggie都可以埋到去搜佢嘅身。
終於……25Please respect copyright.PENANAEGxXMdQ39E
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Maggie喺簫小姐嘅褲袋入便攞咗一個鵝蛋形嘅嘢出嚟,個嘢表面仲有個LED燈一秒閃一次咁慢慢喺度閃!!!25Please respect copyright.PENANAB1MEwwLhXq


