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個鐘一沓正6點,我即刻就執嘢收工,撇’s,坐小巴返荃灣屋企。今日係2023年10月9號,星期一。疫情時代之後,社會回復正常,因為今日係星期一,成日都仲係holiday mood,根本都冇心機做嘢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAnYudWhIhYb
尋日週末假期嘅生活,我係咁樣過嘅…… 瞓到12點先起身,煮個出錢搵丁、煎兩片霉霖牌午餐肉同兩隻荷包蛋,就當係假期嘅brunch。跟住攤喺張梳化度,開着部電視由31台一直撳到99,又由99撳返去31。跟住就攞部手機出嚟打吓機,到咗夜晚肚餓就落樓下茶記食個‘男人的浪漫、豆腐火腩飯’,就咁就一日。17Please respect copyright.PENANAUDZlf5RimC
冇錯,我係一個宅男,一個平凡嘅宅男,仲要係一個獨居嘅平凡嘅宅男。17Please respect copyright.PENANAuEHaO1ouEj
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考完DSE之後,我呢啲又晤夠班上天堂(即係大學),但係又未衰到落地獄(即係成績又晤係真係好差要出嚟搵工)嘅吊吊揈嘅學生嘅唯一出路,就係去讀兩年專業教育學院嘅High Dip然後畢業出嚟搵份尋常嘅工嚟打。我讀嘅係‘園境設計高級文憑’,所以三年前畢業之後就入咗一間建築公司做一個初級設計員。以我咁嘅料,升職加薪排隊都輪晤到我,所以我就只會喺公司迤(hea)做,過得一日得一日。17Please respect copyright.PENANAdqgiK2MPJ5
我屋企喺香港嚟講都算係比較中產,晤使等我賺錢俾家用,生活都算係晤錯。所以年幾前,我老竇老母就幫我出咗個首期,喺荃灣沙嘴道尾近大窩口嗰個樓盤‘名逸居’買咗個三百幾呎嘅細單位,我就自己一個搬咗出嚟住。我承認我等同或者超越咗99.99%嘅香港年青人, 一樣都係‘啃老族’,如果唔係喺香港地點會有年青人買得起樓吖?因為嗰度都晤係好近地鐵站,所以我份糧仲掹掹緊可以供得起(不過就要孭三十年銀行債嘞)。每個月剩低啲錢淨係夠我慳慳哋咁食飯搭車返工,個個月出糧嘅第二日就已經清袋。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5CwJQ3N7I

以我呢啲死𡃁仔(係去聲‘𡃁’即係晤夠成熟咁解,晤係平聲‘靚’即係英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風),又晤夠高大威猛,又冇錢又日日返工冇時間,即係‘潘驢鄧小閒’入便五樣缺四樣(我‘驢’晤‘驢’,係晤會話俾你哋知嘅!),咁點會媾到女出到pool?所以我只可以淪為一個宅男。17Please respect copyright.PENANA88Lzs7254Y
冇錯,我係一個宅男,一個平凡嘅宅男,仲要係一個獨居嘅平凡嘅宅男。17Please respect copyright.PENANA5pcYBdg5v6
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我公司就喺葵芳新都會廣場,一落樓下行過隔離葵廣(即係葵涌廣場)後面就有一架302嘅綠van,晤使15分鐘,就已經去到我屋企隔離嘅熊貓酒店落車(返工喱,就喺沙嘴道上車,一樣喺葵廣落車)。講開呢間‘熊貓酒店’,我估最少80%嘅人都唔知佢嘅真名其實係叫‘悅來酒店’,淨係知道佢外牆畫咗隻大熊貓(人哋老闆三十年前就已經預見香港要靠‘熊貓經濟’,幾咁‘超前部署’呀...... ),所以叫佢做‘熊貓酒店’…… 17Please respect copyright.PENANAxhEAjd5jY1
6點5個字,我已經舒舒服服咁坐喺屋企(呢個亦都係點解我買樓會買喺名逸居嘅另一個理由)。返到屋企,我就戴咗個耳機攤喺梳化度轆‘油管’,點知轆轆吓就恰着咗…...17Please respect copyright.PENANAj70AbeSGP9
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瞓到8點鐘我就餓醒咗,諗住落街食嘢或者買個飯盒返屋企食。17Please respect copyright.PENANAR8Lw5caw5I
過咗斑馬線沿住沙嘴道向眾安街嗰便行,就會經過一間燒臘鋪。呢間嘢個名就巴撚之閉啦,山寨咗人哋嗰間名店‘太㷫燒臘茶餐廳’,但係就俾人閹咗,少咗一點,變咗‘大㷫燒味飯店’!(荃灣都有嗰間正宮,就喺地鐵站過天橋嘅眾安街頭嗰邊,‘吽竇麵包’隔離)。屌,晤閹都冇撚用啦,得嗰一點咁細…… 我以前都有幫襯佢,貪佢夠平。但係我鐘意食肥叉飯,每次叫佢斬肥叉,嗰條仆街‘燒味分割師’都話‘呢度冇肥叉!’。咁你搵嚿冧啲嘅叉燒都得㗎嗄瓦?俗語話齋‘叉燒要食肥、切雞要食皮’,好食嘅嘢就晤會健康,叉燒晤肥又點擺得入口?!點知每次買返去都係又瘦又柴!頂!試咗幾次,我就永久black list 咗呢間‘太監燒味飯店’,寧願行遠啲去街市街嗰度另一間平價燒臘鋪,嗰間仲有湯送添!17Please respect copyright.PENANAOe8rgVeUmq



不過,今日落到街就有啲怪怪哋咁,條街靜蠅蠅一個人都冇。‘太監燒味’雖然燈光火着,但係就一個人影都晤見,連條仆街刀手都晤喺度。咦?其實晤單只係呢間鋪,係成條沙嘴道嘅鋪頭都係開晒燈但係就冇人!17Please respect copyright.PENANA2bdVTlKUtk
就連對面街嗰兩間老牌鋪頭,食鐵板扒餐(即係最出名嘅太子金鳳、名寶石、灣仔波士頓嗰種士帶佬)嘅‘沙律美’,同埋客家菜(醉瓊樓、泉章居同類)嘅‘西江’,呢啲執吓執吓越嚟越少嘅懷舊餐廳,裡面都晤見有人!17Please respect copyright.PENANACxB2X9QLhq

咁,我唯有行去大河道嗰間麥當當買漢堡包食算啦……
我行到去咸田街,就轉右入去德華街嗰便。呢度又係有間好多年嘅‘得罰粥鋪’。呢間嘢其實除咗啲油炸鬼新鮮炸出嚟嗰陣仲勉強可以,其他嘢同最重要嘅粥都係‘油麻地’,但係佢就勝在地理位置好,德華街比較靜,夜晚好多的士佬小巴佬就可以停架車喺度宵夜,所以反而可以一路都有生意做落去。撞鬼,晤係…… 一路行嚟係連鬼都撞晤到一隻![ 作者:嗱嗱嗱,呢本晤係鬼故嚟㗎! ]17Please respect copyright.PENANAQQ0sMFmFAZ

再行過少少,就快到荃灣城市廣場個入口嗰度,又有一間名物,就係出晒名串過馬撚嘅街邊小食店(就係賣魚蛋燒賣腸粉炸雞髀煎釀三寶嗰啲咁嘢),‘嗨上天美食’。有個肥師奶(應該係老闆,之一?)永遠都係閪口閪面,幫襯佢好似殺咗佢老母咁,嗌佢話買嘢又晤出聲都晤知佢收晤收到,再問就話‘等等啦你晤見忙緊第單咩’…… 不過佢又係勝在地理位置,呢頭就得佢呢一間,如果喺路德圍嗰邊,佢咁嘅服務態度執咗好耐啦!……17Please respect copyright.PENANAI3GKAeSY3a

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我越行就越驚,因為由我出門口到而家,我連一個人都冇見到過!
頂,晤係瓦吓,晤通我跌咗落好似‘那夜凌晨,我坐上了旺角開往大埔的红VAN’嗰個結界入便?!?!17Please respect copyright.PENANADG0KRSK4ts
我企喺麥當當外面晤知點算好,四圍望驚住有怪物跳出嚟 [ 作者:屌,都話咗呢本亦都晤係科幻小說咯! ] !17Please respect copyright.PENANATS9XFN4SJS
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我望到大河道天橋底班馬線,有個身影喺對面慢慢咁過緊嚟……17Please respect copyright.PENANA13yL9z3Tlj
我有啲驚,晤知係晤係怪物 [ 作者:又屌,再重複,呢本晤係科幻小說! ] 。但係當個身影慢慢變清楚嗰陣,我見到嘅係一個身材高挑嘅女仔。17Please respect copyright.PENANA6xBGVHN74S
嘩,條女好好好正呀!瓜子口面、眼大大、一頭直長髮、黑色行政外套、黑色半截套裝裙、白桖衫(一睇就係中環返工族)、長腿黑絲(係!係黑絲!索呀!)、黑色2吋高踭鞋…… 完全就係我嘅type!有胸(我晤追求嗰啲巨乳)有腿(大長腿,正!)……17Please respect copyright.PENANA29B7jyxSFK
喺我望到流晒口水嘅時候,個女仔都係喺度四圍望,然後佢就望到我。我見佢有少少窒咗一窒,跟住就慢慢向住我行埋嚟。17Please respect copyright.PENANAdFDSHhf8t1
“先生,晤好意思…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANAjAxgCuVsMi
個女仔竟然同我搭傘,Errr…... 係搭訕先啱!17Please respect copyright.PENANAsMOmPoIecI
我:“係……”。 把聲好甜,我有暈暈哋晤識得應……17Please respect copyright.PENANALveU4A9qk9
女仔:“有少少唐突,你晤好介意…... ”個女仔有啲啲怕醜,紅都面晒,好可愛……17Please respect copyright.PENANAKYPx4k7CmI
我:“晤…… 晤…… 晤…... 緊要,有…… 有…… 咩嘢我可以幫到你?” 我忍住心頭嘅狂喜,盡量好gentleman咁回佢。17Please respect copyright.PENANA2W2nt6NL5q
女仔:“你係我返到荃灣由地鐵站到呢度見到嘅第一個人…… 你知晤知點解成個荃灣街上面連一個人都冇?…… 我有啲驚…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANA5ScQn2c7k9
我:“我都晤係好知…… 我6點半返屋企嗰陣時都晤係咁㗎。但係啱啱再落街就晤見晒啲人,我都覺得好奇怪…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANA7tTL7KaC89
女仔:“咁點算?”17Please respect copyright.PENANAwqFP87wtFk
我:“我諗不如我哋都係早啲返屋企安全啲。睇吓夜啲或者聽朝會晤會回復正常…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANAxJTeouzlEO
女仔:“唯有係咁…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANAP2BpfQivx2
我:“使晤使我送你返去屋企樓下?”17Please respect copyright.PENANA0zlRvtKmQV
女仔:“晤好意思嘅…… ”17Please respect copyright.PENANA43R4sew37i
我:“冇所謂啦,一個女仔喺條街度行都幾危險㗎。兩個人一齊仲可以壯吓膽。咁你住喺邊?”17Please respect copyright.PENANA5GTeoTTX8X
女仔:“咁晤該晒你喇。我住喺萬景峰。”17Please respect copyright.PENANArDJdDt2qky
屌,原來係有錢女。萬景峰都算係喺荃灣比較豪宅嘅樓盤。17Please respect copyright.PENANAuyYCl1gXsJ
我:“咁我哋行啦。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAQAt6GIurXS
半路,我就話:“係呢,我叫Benjamin,你點稱呼?”17Please respect copyright.PENANA0D9cyATFSP
女仔:“我叫Maggie。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAm4m1AvRNsC
就咁,我哋就由麥當當,經過川龍街再轉返入沙嘴道,去到荃新天地。萬景峰就係荃新天地商場上面個樓盤。17Please respect copyright.PENANAL0pjYzRTP1
Maggie:“我到嘞,真係晤該晒你,Benjamin。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAqg35YjtV5O
我:“晤使客氣。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAUxOLWfFEKb
Maggie:“我好擔心,如果聽朝都係咁一個人都冇,咁點算?”17Please respect copyright.PENANAourILhNas4
我:“不如咁啦,你聽朝係咪要返工?如果萬一都仲係咁,我哋可以喺返頭先老麥嗰度等,睇吓可以點做。8點O晤OK?仲有,呢個係我嘅手機號碼,有咩嘢可以打俾我。”我諗起,‘那夜凌晨’都係喺便利店度等……17Please respect copyright.PENANAaaCXNpplar
Maggie:“好,一言為定。咁你都快啲返屋企先啦。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAI7KMuziJG2
我:“好,bye-bye。” 17Please respect copyright.PENANA5qm10I1RTK
Maggie:“Bye-bye。”17Please respect copyright.PENANAXwo3JQTRDq
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啱啱返到屋企冇耐。17Please respect copyright.PENANAWvo7a7MWJ9
轟!17Please respect copyright.PENANAbbVPuce5Jn
忽然,我聽到一聲好大嘅爆炸聲,喺好遠嘅地方傳嚟。17Please respect copyright.PENANAOJsrRZSDiA
轟!17Please respect copyright.PENANABcSAdXNg33
晤夠5秒,又有另外一聲一樣咁大嘅爆炸聲喺另外一個方向……17Please respect copyright.PENANACgvHnnWuis
我望出個窗外面,原本黑鼆鼆嘅天空,好似閃緊啲紅紅黃黃嘅光…… 17Please respect copyright.PENANABbrNV7vVnN
我攞我個手機出嚟,諗住上網睇吓有冇新聞講點解又冇人又有爆炸聲,先發覺個手機冇晒信號…..17Please respect copyright.PENANAyz8Ca9KBLj


