廚房裡面有把聲嗌出嚟：“你哋係咩人？咪入嚟呀，晤係我會劈鳩死你哋㗎！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmgLlnAvEY
基佬榮同阿傑已經圍埋嚟，基佬榮：“咪睇撚吓我把槍快定你把刀快？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnofTIZMqWi
Bernard：“我哋晤係壞人嚟㗎，我係香港警察！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFUSJUUKMo
聲音：“你點證明你係警察？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXai4axlPfL
Bernard：“我冇得證明，你信就信！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB8ZkUaUpK
隔咗一陣，把聲再嚮：“好！信你哋。我哋出嚟，你哋咪亂嚟！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wHg5RAcbr
Bernard：“放心，你哋晤亂嚟，我哋都晤會…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Di74rePre
有兩個男人慢慢咁行出廚房。一個矮矮哋細細粒，成個周星星嗰套‘鬧劇King’入便做陀地（後尾入咗電視台，最初都係成日做陀地）嗰個演員一模一樣！另外一個高啲肥啲，前面掛住條油淋淋嘅廚房圍裙。兩個都揸住把斬肉刀，好緊張咁舉喺面前。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MNN10qFDf
Maggie：“晤使咁緊張，我哋晤係壞人，我哋都係荃灣嘅居民諗緊辦法離開荃灣。我之前其實都有幫襯過你哋斬料㗎。”，Maggie好識得喺呢啲時候出聲搞好氣氛，真係叻！26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwdU82nnS8
我（幫口）：“係呀，我成日嚟幫襯，我最鐘意食你哋嘅肥叉飯㗎！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj1VP2WHgF
圍裙男：“我好似都見過吓呢條𡃁仔…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpum29RoUQY
我：“係喱，我都話我係街坊嚟嘎啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4IVG87uIB
兩個人慢慢放鬆戒備……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3RfWTt2bJ
陀地男：“我係呢度嘅老闆，我姓楊，個個都叫我做楊仔。”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQPEZF5Gka
圍裙男：“我係呢度嘅燒臘師傅，啲人叫我德哥，最叻係整燒鴨，所以熟嘅人都叫我OK 德（Duck）！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Ori0f6NO
楊仔：“我同OK德匿咗喺鋪頭3日，如果見到有人嚟，就會匿入廚房個燒豬爐入便。啱啱煮撚好飯準備食就見到你哋成班人行緊過嚟，咁我哋咪又匿撚返入廚房咯…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrKROYe1rj
Maggie：“咁即係你哋仲未食嘢？嚟，不如我哋一齊食埋餐飯先啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ld9j43fV
楊仔、OK德：“好！我哋都好撚肚餓啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjjXVdm6ue
就喺大家難得咁可以坐低食餐熱飯嘅過程之中，我哋將之前幾日嘅經歷同情況好簡單咁講俾楊仔同OK德知……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAqMII55Jk
Bernard：“跟住我哋諗住上去地鐵站再兜路去警方嘅新界南總部，你哋一晤一齊？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYlnZ9upSp
楊仔：“你哋晤撚使諗嘞！我同OK德兩個一早已經試撚過想上地鐵站，但係喺綠楊嗰邊嘅出口度就有恐怖分子重兵把守，我哋呢三日都有偷偷哋去昅過，睇落佢哋晤撚似會走…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvPTmRG9rc
阿丹（喊咗出嚟）：“哇…… 咁點算呀？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWraZdEYZC
肥佬：“屌！咁撚辛苦走到嚟呢度，仲犧牲埋毛老闆，最後都係掘頭路！頂！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BPqRmfnj7
Dick：“個天已經開始黑啦，如果去晤到地鐵站，我哋而家就要諗吓今晚要喺邊度過夜。呢間鋪頭匿晤到我哋十幾人！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKixxejxIr
楊仔：“你哋有冇問過我俾晤俾你哋匿喺呢度先？！咁多人咁撚張揚，容乜撚易招惹班恐怖分子過來搜㗎…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIWz5Qlqmt
基佬榮（舉起支突擊步槍）：“你講乜撚嘢呀，喺咪話我哋會陀累你哋呀，信晤信我而家就先打柒你老味吖嗱？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPmXCH0CK1
我：“大家晤好撈嘈，我提議不如去海霸街、荃灣街市對面嗰個鬼場‘荃立方’吖？嗰個場得個好細嘅門口上2樓，平時都已經鬼影都冇隻，啲恐怖分子搜過一次半次之後可能都晤會再搜嗰度，就算真係搜到嚟，我哋守住個門口仔都容易啲啦…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2KphWElrK
Bernard：“如果大家都冇意見，咁我哋就跟Benjamin嘅提議去荃立方？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ukjGhIURb
大家當然都係冇晒心機同埋意見……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOosVzMTIwF
Bernard：“咁楊仔你同埋OK德join晤join我哋？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6jPY1FKXn
楊仔：“咪撚搞！我哋匿燒豬爐匿撚咗幾日好好哋，呢度有得食有得瞓，晤撚想周圍走！你哋決定去第度就快撚啲過主啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBt9Myztiu
Bernard：“咁我哋都晤會勉強你嘅。祝你哋好運啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs8DaFIM5a
跟住我哋退咗出連發，喺麥當當轉角好快咁經過川龍街，未到鰲地坊之前，就再轉左入海霸街，經過喺一排綠van站，總共都晤使1分鐘就已經到咗荃立方，我哋全部人喺嗰個細到死嘅門口上咗2樓。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFuclRbk9s
26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhUMYFQH5c
……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu5bVAPmpF
[星期四 11:30PM]26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKFT1TrXsO
荃立方2樓。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaVz1fqAUX
我哋7點幾上到嚟，就將一啲枱枱櫈櫈、櫃呀木架呀咁可以搬得郁嘅嘢都搬到2樓對住行人電梯嘅附近，set咗個‘卜落’（係路障，唔係爸爸），萬一有恐怖分子上嚟，我哋可以喺路障後面反擊佢哋。搞呢壇嘢都搞咗成個幾鐘。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrKMafClxT
然後，國際慣例，每組兩個男人輪流睇實，剩低嘅人就喺遠少少嘅地方就地休息（啱啱食飽連發燒臘飯，又體力勞動咗一輪，個個都有啲想搵周公傾計…… ）。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3BxGOU5DD
大家休息咗一段時間，有啲人喺壓力之下晤係好瞓得着，第一個出聲嘅就係，最口毒嗰個……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyQN1MaCXm
阿傑：“你哋覺晤覺閪得，我哋喺沙嘴道俾班恐怖分子圍，晤閪似係偶然撞到，而係班賊係有心喺嗰度伏閪我哋嘅？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdNEa8BSLF
基佬榮：“你講講吓又好撚似係喎！佢哋連一啲啲窒都冇，好似已經舉定槍等緊我哋咁，一見撚到人就啡！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhdNIT7puD
基佬輝：“係呀係呀！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2POmW29u4R
Lawrence：“同埋，正常佢哋巡邏頂多都係一隊人兩隊人，點撚解呢次成十幾人喺撚埋同一個地方？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk6vRdLgbR
Raymond：“晤通佢哋跟蹤我哋，知道我哋幾時會喺嗰個街口出現？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFinTacwWIB
芝士Paul：“冇理由㗎，我哋尋日成日一樣都係咁走嚟走去，又晤見佢哋跟蹤到我哋嘅？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTe2anGR7p
肥佬：“唔通我哋有內鬼？！？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy9kleXdu8
……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqgz4tq01Y
肥佬一提出‘內鬼’呢個詞，所有人即刻定咗一定，冇人再出聲。跟住你眼望我眼，望完一個望另一個，眼裡面充滿嘅都係懷疑、緊張、驚恐……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gjZtFSsIk
基佬榮第一個發爛鲊：“芝士Paul，你咁蛇𠺌 [ 作者注：‘蛇𠺌’即係話一個人大驚小怪，慌慌失失咁。有人話係由‘蛇驚’諧音過嚟，有人話係英文‘scare’翻譯過嚟。] ，係咪你驚死所以出賣我哋？！” 26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8GX5IuCxI
基佬輝：“係咯！一定係你啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Y48Uv7fx
芝士Paul：“梗係晤係啦！基佬輝你夠蛇𠺌咯，話晤定係你賊喊捉賊咋瓦！？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCExFHqEnnT
芝士Paul：“嗰兩條女阿丹同埋肖維維夠郁吓就喊郁吓就嗌啦，咪仲蛇𠺌過我？！佢哋似內鬼多過我喎！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3apsSUYoIA
肖維維：“屎（死）拜（白）卡佬，里（你）咪嫩（亂）講喎！里（你）先係呢（內）鬼！里（你）全家都係呢（內）鬼！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MHlqOrhcG
肥佬（幫實化二）：“屌鳩你個死芝士Paul呀，你有病就返青山啦，阿丹點撚有可能係內鬼！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzky7L15niL
呢個時候，負責緊放風嘅Bernard 同阿Dick聽到大家嗌到火紅火綠，走返過嚟出聲……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWjprk2MZJ
Bernard：“大家冷靜啲，我哋要理性分析件事先得。”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rukotFHdP
Dick：“係嘞，大家唔好感情用事去針對人，我哋要先對事再對人。”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOCAfI4Wfy
Bernard：“首先，由表面情況嚟講，呢次伏擊晤係偶遇，而係有預謀嘅，班恐怖分子一早知道我哋會經過沙嘴道街口，預早喺嗰度埋伏我哋。呢點，有冇人反對？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCS03q8WaQ
基佬榮：“一撚定晤係咁啱撞到正！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3VENqePMH
基佬輝：“冇錯，一定係預謀！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJSQt8F2KX
大家都岌頭同意。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK36prfcNLF
Bernard：“然後，學芝士Paul話齋，我哋尋日成日一樣都係咁走嚟走去，都冇俾恐怖分子跟蹤埋伏，咁即係，我哋嘅行蹤係今日之後先至洩露嘅。”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzeo5Vss5S
Dick：“咁尋日同今日，我哋‘荃灣平民求生戰隊’有咩變化？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31oHHWuCIA
大家諗咗一諗，然後不約而同咁望住Clement！26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWJNOobdOz
阿傑：“今日咪多閪咗呢條死肥佬同埋毛老闆囖。毛老闆都死閪咗，咁肯閪定佢晤閪係內鬼啦！咁內鬼即係你呢條死肥閪啦！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnM1pGU6i4
基佬榮（即刻舉起佢把步槍指住Clement）：“一撚定係你嘞！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTdavz038u
基佬輝：“係你啦係你啦，死內鬼！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSflHwLq8Q
Clement：“你哋冇實質證據晤好老屈我喎！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9HXeamVe3
Bernard：“我哋俾機會你解悉，證明你晤係內鬼！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyln7ObnL2
Clement：“我自從join咗你哋之後，由中午12點到1點幾我哋俾人埋伏，都只係1個鐘鬆啲，呢1個鐘有好多對眼望住我，證明我冇同任何壞人接觸，咁我點通知班恐怖分子呀？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3ziztRZEV
Lawrence：“晤撚俾你身上有定位器噶？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGT2qPelf7
肥佬：“係呀，有定位器啲賊咪知道我哋點行點走囖！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0XrZM12Y0
Clement：“我可以俾你哋搜身同埋搜我個袋呀！我身上一定晤會有定位器囖！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ912QDy79zD
基佬榮：“好，等我嚟搜你條肥閪！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNunxi42DFP
……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhgTkiGWbk
經過咗一輪搜身同埋搜Clement個背囊，都搵晤到任何疑似定位器嘅嘢……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl2bSRx6YX
基佬榮：“死肥閪算你好彩！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU00H9iKqS9
Clement：“嗱，我都話我晤係內鬼嘎啦，而且我冇定位器喺身！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvx0kzO1SP
Clement：“反過嚟，喺咪應該所有人都要搜吓身證明一吓清白？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13f82yJbZb
基佬榮：“搜咪搜囖，驚你有牙呀？”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbbZzuOlsz
阿傑：“我都晤閪怕俾人搜身！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCsXm09xNW
肥佬：“我除撚埋條底褲俾你哋睇都得！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoZZQqgfSG
我：“妖，死肥佬，冇人想睇你條前後反轉再前後着4次嘅底褲！！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZRutQJxnX
Maggie：“咁我哋幾個女仔都可以互相證明…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8o01ZJyqp
阿丹：“咁肉酸…… ”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2kRHVEkvT
肖維維：“…… 鵝（我）…… 晤惠（會）俾里（你）迪（哋）搜身㗎！！！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW0Djh8yfY
基佬榮：“晤撚得！要搜就全部人都要搜！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT8AWVPqMV
Bernard：“冇錯，大家都晤想俾人懷疑嘎嘛！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWnqubR1a5
……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtad7M2BRN
又經過再一大輪嘅搜身同搜袋，所有男嘅都搜晤到嘢。26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPsl8SDYnN
女嘅，Maggie同阿丹互摷（可惜晤係我同Maggie互摷…… ），最後剩低簫小姐……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm9523aFNE
肖維維（退後兩步，雙手舉起護喺心口前面）：“里（你）迪（哋）晤好掂鵝（我）！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhYUhKqeQ5
阿傑：“你怕乜閪？晤通你身有屎？！”26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRm1uQ086b
肥佬：“橫掂我都摸勻佢全身嘎啦，等我嚟箍實佢，靚女你嚟搜身！”
肥佬肥屍大隻，得鋪蠻力，好容易就制服咗簫小姐，由後面一個熊抱就將簫小姐連佢兩隻手都箍到實一實，雖然簫小姐兩隻腳係咁喺度亂踢，但係Maggie都可以埋到去搜佢嘅身。
終於……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo74k0bWPDh
終於……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkXqZV9HEc
終於……26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSpQAbkTWA
Maggie喺簫小姐嘅褲袋入便攞咗一個鵝蛋形嘅嘢出嚟，個嘢表面仲有個LED燈一秒閃一次咁慢慢喺度閃！！！26Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xRxjScTDn
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