二零三一年九月七日,銅鑼灣皇家香港遊艇會。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0SofKICPac
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夜幕低垂,維多利亞港的燈火如寶石般灑落在海面上,與遊艇會露台上的水晶杯交相輝映。這裡的空氣彷彿都被過濾過,沒有春柍街的鹹腥與市井氣,只有雪茄的醇香與昂貴香水的味道。53Please respect copyright.PENANATEu1nYNbke
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長桌旁坐著六個人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwrFeqzp6H1
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如果外人知道這六個人的身份組合,大概會以為香港發生了什麼驚天動地的大事。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaahc6yQVc4
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陳明道,洪興龍頭,雖然穿著 Ralph Lauren 的 Polo 恤,依然像頭隨時會噬人的老虎;陳太,以柔克剛的黑道主母;黃信陵,助理總執達主任,外表斯文卻身懷太極絕技;藍詠珊,全港最辣的新聞女王;黃信瑜,頂級律師行的鎮山之寶;駱致孝,商界法律界的超級金手指。53Please respect copyright.PENANABvAvjRWcMR
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這六個人,被後世戲稱為「家長會六大寇」。此刻,他們正舉起酒杯,慶祝一個剛剛達成的「世紀共識」。53Please respect copyright.PENANAT0fs50mCdS
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「乾杯。」駱致孝微笑著,眼神裡透著一種掌控全局的自信,「為細佬仔嘅『自由』。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAsBSJgLvJ77
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「自由?」黃信瑜輕晃著杯中的白酒,嘴角勾起一抹嘲諷的弧度,「表哥,你個仔真係好野。金管局 MT?虧佢諗得出啲咁嘅橋。佢以為入咗個公營機構,就可以避得到唔使俾你管?嗰個圈子,更加講究出身同背景。無你陳明道嚟塊招牌,佢起嗰啲大鱷眼邊,就係條鮮嫩多汁嘅魚毛。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA9uNtxtQO38
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陳明道切了一塊半生熟的牛扒,動作優雅得像個外科醫生,完全不像個拿刀砍人的主。「表嫂,妳唔使激我喎。嗰個衰仔,從細我就睇死佢。佢以為自己識飛,其實風箏線仲起我手入邊。金管局嗰邊嘅人,我唔識多都識少,只要我放句聲氣,佢在入邊連杯咖啡都未必有人敢斟給佢飲。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA7i1LI32sDh
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「噗——」正在喝水的阿珊差點噴出來,趕緊拿紙巾擦嘴,「陳生,你係唔係對 MT 呢個職位有乜嘢誤解呀?MT 是 Management Trainee,但起金管局都只高級打雜。他唔使斟咖啡給人飲已經偷笑啦,仲想有人斟給佢?佢起入邊唔俾嗰啲老屎忽點到暈陀陀,我個『藍』字倒轉寫嚟寫。」53Please respect copyright.PENANABrvno5Hk6K
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「呃……」陳明道愣了一下,隨即有些惱羞成怒地揮揮手,「總之!佢起外面受咗氣,自然會知道屋企好。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA1WCGQIgVAr
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「咁就啱啦。」阿信淡淡地接過話頭。他雖然第一次見陳明道,但對這種強勢的人物並不陌生。「澄澄都係。DOJ 係乜嘢地方?Point 13 嘅 CP,講好聽啲係檢控主任,說難聽點就係會郁動嘅活靶,程序做少樣嘢都俾個官省到立立令。如果無阿妹去教路,佢遲早喊著返嚟搵姑姐。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAYGwY7OZsi2
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「無錯。」陳太溫柔地總結,眼神卻透著一絲精明,「我哋依家要做嘅,就係貫徹『放養』。絕對唔出手,絕對唔幫忙。甚至……如果有人想俾啲苦頭佢哋受,我哋仲要要起旁邊拍手叫好。」六個人相視而笑,那是屬於頂層掠食者的默契。53Please respect copyright.PENANAGdJLbdipol
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在他們的劇本裡,這兩個不知天高地厚的小魔王,會在高端社會的絞肉機裡被磨得遍體鱗傷。到那時,他們就會明白,那個他們急著逃離的家,才是最堅實的堡壘。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5mMYHLhfUY
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然而,這群聰明絕頂的家長,千算萬算,卻算漏了一點。這兩個小魔王,從來就不按劇本出牌。就在這群家長陶醉在自己的預言中時,鏡頭的另一端,北角春柍街的一間地產代理鋪裡,正在上演著一場完全不同的戲碼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAx3F2G5Ys8p
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「恭喜兩位!這間屋風水好呀,上一手業主發了達才換樓的!」地產經紀 Cat 姐滿臉堆笑,將一份厚厚的文件推到陳文遜和黃靖澄面前。這是一份「臨時買賣合約」。桌面上,放著一張支票。那是樓價 5% 的細訂,大概三十六萬五千。53Please respect copyright.PENANAemiPupf3il
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這間地產鋪充滿了北角的特色,牆上貼滿了密密麻麻的樓盤廣告,冷氣機發出轟隆隆的巨響,旁邊還有個阿伯在用大嗓門講電話。53Please respect copyright.PENANAb8JBRprNxA
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但陳文遜和黃靖澄的注意力,全都在那份合約上。或者更準確地說,是在合約的第一欄:「買方」。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtER7nJdUzl
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「呃,關於個業主嘅名字……」Cat 姐拿著原子筆,看了看陳文遜,又看了看黃靖澄,「雖然有啲說話唔好聽,但我 Cat 姐做生意最講老實。你哋兩位又未結婚,咁大筆首期又係陳生你出嘅……」53Please respect copyright.PENANAkbtdiR3PBQ
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Cat 姐頓了頓,擺出一副過來人的姿態:「為咗保障雙方利益,最好就係寫陳生你名囉。大吉利是講句,萬一將來分開,業權清晰,唔使爭到面紅耳赤嘛。依家你哋啲後生仔拍拖好化學,今日糖黐豆,聽日水溝油……」這話雖然難聽,卻是世俗的真理。在 Cat 姐眼裡,這不過又是一對靠父幹買樓的小情侶,男的出錢,女的住,天經地義寫男方名字。53Please respect copyright.PENANACSpuwSRaMn
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「寫我哋兩個嘅名。」黃靖澄突然開口,語氣堅定。53Please respect copyright.PENANAP6wlxqFShD
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她今天穿著一件簡單的白色 T 恤,頭髮隨意地紮了個馬尾,但在這一刻,她身上那股法律人的嚴謹勁兒出來了。53Please respect copyright.PENANADvPH7qsODf
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「Cat 姐,我們打算長住嘅。既然係共同建立嘅家,當然要 Joint Tenancy。」黃靖澄看著陳文遜,眼裡沒有絲毫貪念,只有坦蕩,「陳文遜,我雖然出唔到首期,但我會負責供樓同裝修。呢個係我們共同嘅資產。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyAyA5VqEy9
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「吓?聯名?」Cat 姐愣了一下,隨即用一種「妳傻的嗎」的眼神看著黃靖澄,然後轉向陳文遜,「陳生,你點睇?聯名即係一人一半業權喎。如果你出咗首期,將來有乜嘢冬瓜豆腐,黃小姐分分鐘可以分你一半身家。你計數叻過我,呢條數點樣計都不啱數呀?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAHCAZSPKkXT
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空氣突然安靜了下來。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5kpIp7Rtv7
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陳文遜坐在那張略顯破舊的轉椅上,手裡把玩著那支原子筆。他的眼神清澈銳利,沒有近視,也不需要眼鏡來遮掩那股與生俱來的傲氣。53Please respect copyright.PENANAcFBosnQ89K
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他在金管局每天處理的都是億萬級別的數據,對於風險評估,他比誰都清楚。從純理性的角度,Cat 姐是對的。未婚,男方付首期,寫自己名是唯一的標準答案。53Please respect copyright.PENANALoANfIzVqK
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但是,他是陳文遜。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMDKJuJtxo2
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他是那個敢在陳明道的眼皮底下建立自己小金庫的「逆子」,是那個敢把洪興太子這層皮撕下來、換上西裝去闖蕩金融圈的狂徒。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7kEp4YsNHz
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「Cat 姐。」陳文遜終於開口,聲音平靜得像是在談論今晚吃什麼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxLqgsgjRnx
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「係,陳生請講。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA68H8dSLat5
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「妳呢份合約,改唔改得?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2MxPjoC94
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「改?當然得!你想加啲乜條款?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA89bf2FteW0
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陳文遜指了指「買方」那一欄,語氣不容置疑:「唔使寫我名。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAUhjlVnia0s
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「吓?」Cat 姐和黃靖澄同時叫了出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANALfEt7X5Gl6
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「陳文遜,你講咩呀?」黃靖澄瞪大了眼睛,以為自己聽錯了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKinxbLJ969
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「我話,唔使寫我名。」陳文遜轉過頭,看著黃靖澄,嘴角勾起一抹玩味的笑,「寫黃靖澄。Sole Owner。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAaSAPpcyvzU
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整個地產鋪彷彿被按下了暫停鍵。連旁邊那個講電話的阿伯都停了下來,張大嘴巴看著這邊。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwnzF5P0nbw
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「陳……陳生……」Cat 姐結結巴巴地說,「你……你係唔係無聽清楚?呢個雖然不是全數(Full Pay),但首期都好幾百萬呀!你就這樣寫女朋友個名?你們還沒註冊喎!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAbF3U2jr6V6
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「不可以嗎?」陳文遜挑了挑眉,「法律有規定買樓一定要寫出首期那個人的名嗎?這是送贈(Gift),不可以嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAcF8FGyimos
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「可以是可以……但是……」Cat 姐做了三十年地產,見過無數為了層樓爭崩頭的夫妻父子,從沒見過這種闊佬。53Please respect copyright.PENANATBaLy8EJ0F
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「不行!」黃靖澄猛地站起來,臉漲得通紅,「陳文遜,你發乜嘢神經?呢度係你成副身家!寫我名做乜?包養我呀?我有手有腳,唔使你送層樓俾我!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAtZlk1CTgkp
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「坐低。」陳文遜伸手拉住她的手腕,稍稍用力,將她拉回椅子上。他的動作很輕,但力量卻大得驚人,不容反抗。53Please respect copyright.PENANAb6ZKt6htFd
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他湊近黃靖澄的耳邊,用只有兩個人聽得到的聲音說:「黃靖澄,妳聽住。呢層樓唔係送俾妳,係用嚟『鎖』住妳。」黃靖澄愣住了,看著近在咫尺的那雙眼睛。那裡面沒有金錢的算計,只有一種近乎偏執的佔有慾。53Please respect copyright.PENANAY8cpNnOPjE
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「成班大人以為我們會玩玩下,以為我們會因為錢銀瓜葛而嘈交。」陳文遜冷笑一聲,彷彿看穿了遠在遊艇會那群老狐狸的心思,「佢哋依家一定係想睇戲,我就要讓呢場戲演唔到落去。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAWTlbJhxW8U
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他直起身子,恢復了那種淡漠的語氣:「寫妳嘅名,咁層樓就係妳嘅。如果將來我對妳不好,或者我出咗啲乜事,妳隨時可以趕我走,咁層樓就係妳最後嘅保障。但係,只要我唔走,妳就永遠唔好念掉甩我。因為我係呢層樓唯一嘅『租客』,而且是簽咗死約嗰種。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAff2XV1NMJT
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這是一個極其瘋狂的賭注。他把自己的後路全斷了,把所有的安全感都交到了黃靖澄手上。這不僅是對黃靖澄的信任,更是對那群家長的一種無聲挑釁。53Please respect copyright.PENANA2koEXM92Zj
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「陳文遜……」黃靖澄的眼眶微微發紅。她當然明白這意味著什麼。這個男人,是在用最笨拙、也最霸道的方式,給她一個承諾。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEzwkCMK1Hb
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「Cat 姐,寫啦。」陳文遜轉頭看向已經石化的經紀,直接無視了剛才所有的反對意見,「業主:黃靖澄。身分證號碼:K123456(7)。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA6yNd2Qn6lK
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「好……好……」Cat 姐手都在抖,心裡暗罵了一句痴線,但手上的筆卻飛快地填寫著。這單生意不做是傻子,管他是不是痴線,有佣金收就得。黃靖澄看著陳文遜,深吸了一口氣,然後從手袋裡拿出印章。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJWsXtxSz2Y
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「好,寫我名。」她看著陳文遜的眼睛,一字一頓地說,「不過你記住,陳文遜,呢層樓雖然寫我名,但呢個家,永遠有你一半。如果你敢走,我就把呢層樓賣咗,捐俾愛護動物協會,一毫子都不留俾你!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAjM46Z70XUQ
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「成交。」陳文遜笑了。在那張薄薄的臨時合約上,黃靖澄簽下了自己的名字。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPVBXQoqGCW
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「搞掂!」Cat 姐收好支票,立刻恢復了精明能幹的本色,笑得見牙不見眼,「恭喜陳太……哦不,恭喜黃小姐!榮升業主!呢單 Deal 其實你們都好彩,呢間屋真係好搶手。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA78yL6I32J9
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她一邊整理文件,一邊像機關槍一樣輸出:「既然簽咗臨約,接落嚟仲有好多手續。我知道你們年輕人工作忙,律師樓嗰邊我有相熟嘅,收費公道,專做樓契,包保沒問題。仲有嗰啲差餉、地租、水費電費轉名,俾埋啲資料我,我一次過幫你們搞掂,唔使收額外費用,純粹服務街坊!」53Please respect copyright.PENANACmr5ywnwur
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「咁就麻煩妳啦,Cat 姐。」黃靖澄點點頭,Cat 姐這種老派經紀雖然話多了點,但勝在辦事妥貼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAE2dwCX31wM
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「至於裝修師傅呢……」Cat 姐剛想開口。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5BN9emgpCq
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「唔使。」陳文遜直接打斷,「裝修我哋會自己處理。」兩人走出地產鋪,外面的春柍街依然人聲鼎沸。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnFssexHCo6
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「喂,陳文遜。」黃靖澄挽著他的手臂,感覺腳步有點飄,「我們真係買咗?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAHFthuEfuEd
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「買咗。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA9WrFYRJZkE
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「我真係變咗個擁有七百萬資產嘅小富婆?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAWiJkWACVzf
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「係。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAdfA9r4QsUk
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「那你依家係唔係個身無分文嘅窮光蛋?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAdWgzBzZVjT
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「差唔多啦。戶口都仲剩一百幾十萬裝修費。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAL0fYWQWzqX
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「咁……」黃靖澄突然停下腳步,轉過身,踮起腳尖,在他的臉頰上用力親了一口,「今晚豪氣點,我請你食……雙拼蠔餅!」陳文遜摸了摸被親的地方,看著這個剛剛身家暴漲卻只想著食蠔餅的女朋友,忍不住笑了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhiwNbvgEjh
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「遵命,業主大人。」在這個光怪陸離的香港,有人在遊艇會算計著人心,有人在舊區的街道上交換著真心。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9qOKXfLNea
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天堂有路你不走,地獄無門闖進來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAM2wWP7iOxI
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這兩個小魔王,顯然是打算在地獄裡,裝修出一個天堂來給那群家長看看。53Please respect copyright.PENANAyYNERxcq4S
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【劇情吐糟】53Please respect copyright.PENANA1oDqAGYTUF
**陳明道的「MT 誤解」**:阿珊直接指出 MT 是「高級打雜」,戳破了陳明道對兒子工作環境的幻想,也顯示出家長們對職場認知的代溝。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlapf6OOGc6
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