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「家人們,點選關注不迷路,今天我們玩大的——深入那個連上帝都要預約才能進的『地獄豪宅』。」139Please respect copyright.PENANABbPIt3c6nT
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我叫林躍,曾經是個玩跑酷的 KOL。當我還在天台玩命翻滾時,點擊率慘淡得連泡麵都加不起蛋;但當我開始潛入名人家裡偷拍他們的爛事時,我成了網路上的「真理之光」。139Please respect copyright.PENANABBEs9KaRgt
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原本,我只是想拍下那位「慈善企業家」在臥室裡的醜態,拿回我下個月的房租。139Please respect copyright.PENANAPfsi5wESAz
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誰知道,在那支微微晃動的 Gopro 鏡頭前,我因為手滑推倒了一個價值連城的青花瓷,順便……把那位正在對我大吼大叫、準備開槍的「全城首富」給砸死了。139Please respect copyright.PENANAeac67WOpeW
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鮮血濺在我的超廣角鏡頭上,我以為我的職業生涯和腦袋都要到此為止。139Please respect copyright.PENANA2UQ88fVExf
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沒想到,當警察把我押出大宅時,迎接我的不是臭雞蛋,而是漫天的花瓣和十萬人的歡呼。139Please respect copyright.PENANAyBCIPCRcne
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「英雄!謝謝你殺了那個吸血鬼!」139Please respect copyright.PENANAsW3joZtdsN
「林躍!你是我們的救世主!」139Please respect copyright.PENANAqmCGmRr7ju
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那一刻我才明白,這世界上最荒謬的事,不是我殺了人,而是全城的人都希望我再殺一個。139Please respect copyright.PENANA9uz1lKegpX
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我是死刑犯,但全城的人都瘋狂地愛著我。139Please respect copyright.PENANAc75zl9xJoe
甚至連我的斷頭台,都被贊助商貼滿了廣告。
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