地獄百貨營業中 - 鬼月限定：不是每個回來的都想見你

地獄百貨一年最不講理的檔期，不是情人節。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SvKJ6yMLc

也不是週年慶。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWfrupFJUW

甚至不是過年團圓商品全面上架那段時間。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqlrAy7OiO

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鬼月限定檔83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwkFtZ0O5S

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因為別的檔期，亂的通常是活人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPTTtEdwBQ

鬼月不一樣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcRR9J68OM

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鬼月是——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQzE9fzUYM

活人跟鬼一起亂。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHlEPFyBET

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而且最麻煩的是，雙方通常都對彼此抱有非常不切實際的幻想。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlbDMpzQFK

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活人以為鬼月是「回來看看家人、溫馨相聚、祖先保佑、舊情重逢、心願未了」。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk72Fafm9k

鬼則通常比較實際。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mNEytZZl1

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他們大多數的想法是：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUaZBexag4

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我只是回來拿個東西
我只是順便經過
我沒有要見誰
我不想被看到
我甚至不想被想起來

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所以地獄百貨每年鬼月的主視覺都很誠實。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuwQyFJjcZ

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今年中庭掛的紅黑色布幔上，只寫了一行大字：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYzgzA1Vkh

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鬼月限定83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODXdjKtBuS

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《不是每個回來的都想見你》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpLhd3U52A

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我站在一樓中庭，抬頭看了很久。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CQTvSYYKz

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「這句話也太沒禮貌了吧。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3jTQOhrfK

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旁邊正在掛紙燈籠的小妖怪頭也不回地接話：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09X8TNk0q2

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「但去年客訴說寫『回來看看你』太容易造成誤會。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5opSo7NUL

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我轉頭看他。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNAKvKddf4

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「誰客訴？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqFc9bZSE1

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小妖怪翻了翻板夾。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMuXDsUCps

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「回來的那些。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm0XsB4vu9

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……很好。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXJIY5nNVC

這很鬼月。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa5UvuY547

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鬼月檔期最先爆的，不是一樓，也不是五樓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynjS9FpFrP

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客服台。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gvT9YdAuu

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因為每年鬼月一開始，就會有大量活人客人跑來問一些很離譜、但又很真誠的問題。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0Dfvc9DgY

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例如：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOyV9YJYLw

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「請問我夢到我阿公三次，是不是他想見我？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Eom2hf6u

「我家門口那雙拖鞋自己歪掉，是不是有誰回來了？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L6qHbBQeb

「如果我前男友在鬼月出現，我要先哭還是先報警？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJLXNwx6Qv

「請問『覺得有東西跟著我』算是百貨公司活動範圍內嗎？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRnqv5hLgQ

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客服台小妖怪今年直接把最常見問題印成看板，立在櫃檯旁邊：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYQEuc9yVU

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鬼月常見問答83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV32cJHmTa

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Q1：夢到過世的人，就是他很想我嗎？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7kWckx98S

A：不一定，也可能只是你白天太閒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq32ljX75L0

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Q2：有東西回來，是不是代表有執念？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8xmodWqcm

A：也可能只是有東西沒拿。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR70hT0Qu63

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Q3：鬼月見到熟人，是不是應該打招呼？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNoTSYupRD

A：不建議，除非對方先看起來很想理你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOfms5Ej3u

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Q4：如果回來的不是我想見的人怎麼辦？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreTP1JdGUQ

A：這屬於個人情緒管理問題，本館不負責。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRyR4L0o7R

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我站在看板前，笑到肩膀發抖。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI0tKQLwgT

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不是，這哪是客服台。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiINS7FhYTI

這是把活人最後一點浪漫幻想直接打爛的地方。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSHI02ppqx

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更扯的是，客服台今天人潮真的很多。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqBaaxtyMt

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一位阿姨鬼帶著活人媳婦一起來問：「如果祖先回來，會不會嫌我今年供品不夠？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbOU4kC58o

另一個男生拿著手機，一臉認真：「請問凌晨三點有人敲我房門三下，這種算普通回訪還是高風險接觸？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjteiwUteEe

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客服小妖怪頭都沒抬。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU4tCfrMP4

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「請問有監視器畫面嗎？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsXnmeCY4k

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男生一愣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DeHjT6T8E

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「沒有。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTAr7SuWhk

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客服小妖怪點點頭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6O9XLFgAm

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「那先當作木門熱脹冷縮。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BdNp2Eznh

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我差點當場鼓掌。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg0P2KCJON

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對。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1sF9Zw3As

先冷靜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nQ10hoH41

不要一上來就把所有怪事都浪漫化。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxxvfD2ZNs

這才是鬼月生存第一步。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLycT8NWsH8

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今年鬼月檔期的一樓主打商品，主題叫：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZs9VlYvTI

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《你不一定要認出來》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5huTcouvm

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整區都是一些很像給活人用的避險商品，但名字一個比一個有病。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncBTUq4k4x

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《今天先不要回頭》玄關鏡
《看到了也先當沒看到》門口拖鞋
《他只是經過》感應夜燈
《你家最近真的比較陰》除濕機
《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊
《先別急著叫名字》香灰盤

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我邊看邊笑，邊笑邊覺得這區真的很實用。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm9iMocqrO

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尤其《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊，解說牌還很認真：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjvbkKcvxr

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適合所有在鬼月期間習慣把“欸你回來啦”掛在嘴邊的人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNGq0dIou5

地墊將在使用者踩上時，自動提醒：先確認對象。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUv8hfVL56

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因為這真的很重要。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuws2HE86O

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這種話對活人沒事。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0m9boDYAh

對鬼，風險就很高。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzCqguoZLV

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而且更好笑的是——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ncdxa3tX

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一樓阿咩忙到一個不行，手上抱著一整疊鬼月限定居家拖鞋，一看到我就露出那種「妳最好不要只是路過」的眼神。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbSgaqbiuC

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「妳來得正好。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hUZjqdurh

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我立刻防備。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDzD7gNLD3

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「我今天真的只是看看。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlvpjv9Pfu

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阿咩冷笑一聲。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD4O4jkVmg

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「每個人鬼月都說自己只是看看，最後都會帶一盞《他只是路過》感應燈回去。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiPxKQxaij

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我笑到不行。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55R8v1auzK

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「這個也太缺德。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7LpU7XQoi

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阿咩翻開商品冊給我看。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq0EGaIbQy

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感應燈長得很可愛，圓圓的，還有兩段式開關：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4k6G4WB6I

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普通模式：有人經過就亮
鬼月模式：有人經過、但不一定是你認識的，也亮

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旁邊還有很欠打的一行註解：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdhmh3tT1F

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亮了不代表有事，不亮也不代表沒事。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbJ2bFYc3n

本商品僅供心理緩衝。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHahFlmLYVq

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我真心覺得地獄百貨行銷部應該加薪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooWdMG5EG1

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這種話都寫得出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRePoVz3xyf

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三83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuj0tQCsS7

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但鬼月最熱鬧、也最荒謬的，其實是五樓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UXcAdOpWy

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因為五樓今年做了個超級大展：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq96xl7i6xZ

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《回來的動線》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQgjInBHzH

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簡單來說，就是模擬那些「回來一下下」的鬼，通常會經過哪些地方、拿什麼、看什麼、不想看什麼。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK650gQlSNF

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這企劃一公開，活人震驚，鬼魂熱烈支持，七樓提前頭痛。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgWJmtiBwT

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展區入口還掛著一塊超欠的說明牌：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ydu1oHtew

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常見誤會更正：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlKiNydvvf

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不是每個回來的都要進夢裡講話
不是每個站在床邊的都想嚇你
不是每個回來的都對你有話要說
有些只是來看冰箱
有些只是來拿放在抽屜裡的東西
有些只是確認你有沒有把他的盆栽養死

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我看到最後一條，直接笑到彎腰。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj09MxJ8kix

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不是，盆栽這個也太具體了吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k9kMbFhw1

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五樓導覽小妖怪今天超有精神，拿著雷射筆在大平面圖前講解：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo1SB7rnv9

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「這邊是最常見回訪路線，通常會先從玄關進來，停客廳，繞神桌，接著看冰箱、看陽台、看誰坐了他的位置，最後再決定要不要靠近房間。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt12HOBSlCf

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旁邊一個活人女生聽得一臉蒼白。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiipotaAsKg

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「等一下，所以……他們真的會看誰坐了他的位置？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfPUWgVJ3W

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導覽小妖怪點頭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCPpYAlY1F

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「會喔，尤其長輩型的。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATT9cD2n6A

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我直接笑出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaxJbSheUR

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好。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVseau8AtD

這超合理。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvDLS7Zepo

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而且五樓這次最熱門的互動區，叫做：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN36nLxmHQ

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《其實他回來不是來找你》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuH94jhbcL

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你一走進去，系統就會依照你以為對方回來想做的事，跟對方實際比較可能做的事，做一個比對。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBB6WzPwJG

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例如：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9bxQaqEWd

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你以為：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtCzd3ToIN

「阿嬤回來應該是想看看我過得好不好。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLL8rTT1AM

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系統推測：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNka7HJP1B

「阿嬤先看神桌供品，再看電鍋有沒有洗，最後才順便看你。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hRtxgbdvb

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全場先安靜，然後爆笑。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRHHjJHr0S

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一個女生當場摀住胸口。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVA1EPlLwI

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「太真了吧！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSux1GtoJLM

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我站在旁邊差點笑死。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaSjrRfyqP

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這個展最強的地方就在這裡——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkir4HvHdE9

它不是恐怖。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogHSpH6boq

它只是很誠實。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c1RthagJA

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誠實到你笑完之後，會突然覺得：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj56kCnyE5H

靠，好像真的是這樣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4WmxoTqh4

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四83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwzR7SA8Ur

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但真正讓全場失控的，是三樓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNQImEz6BE

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因為三樓每年鬼月都會推出限定餐飲。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDy737Xf5N

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今年主題叫：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdHDMgHRRJ

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《供品升級，不一定給你吃》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y7LIoICgh

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我一看到就知道這整區會很瘋。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAxi1vFwvA

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果然，奶茶店今年新品全都很有事：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ58qe84ol

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《他如果想喝自己會來》黑糖鮮奶
《今天不要亂拜託》仙草茶
《你先別怕，先喝水》冬瓜檸檬
《不是每個回來的都要講話》普洱
《拜完你也可以吃》紅豆湯

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點單小妖怪一看到我，照樣超快樂。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe9tOOnY4L

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「妳來了！要不要試新品？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs4O9xMBGp

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我看著那排名字，已經先笑到不行。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWjyDgfGgJ

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「《他如果想喝自己會來》到底是什麼東西？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnJSGpX89m

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點單小妖怪很驕傲。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jLk6TL4z4

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「這款是給那種一邊準備供品、一邊腦補“他是不是會回來喝一口”的人設計的，喝完之後可以降低自我嚇自己機率。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9LAaWmLOP

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我：「……這也太有市場了。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2sKPQ8kBS

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他用力點頭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwrhMLLuIk

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「賣超好！尤其半夜型客人！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdEcI7z14g

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我站在櫃台前，看著前面一位阿姨鬼很認真地說：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcqt3LVTdK

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「我要兩杯《你先別怕，先喝水》，一杯我自己喝，一杯給我媳婦。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTXf4RGCNI

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點單小妖怪很專業地問：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrrvxBb0BR

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「請問媳婦是容易怕，還是容易亂想？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p85iTVmoR

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阿姨鬼想了想。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBWQF5Z0xS

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「兩個都會。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOBVT1evZg

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點單小妖怪秒答：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm3KLzfrat

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「那建議加一點《先睡覺》。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKCBBrlWVO

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我整個人直接笑出聲。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTn5QcYAi6

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不是，三樓真的很會做實用商品。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesUWoxhaY5

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它們從來不浪漫。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4XG3fU74J

但非常能救命。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvVpmtYAxd

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而且鬼月期間，三樓還開了限時服務：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0ks101qs4

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供品試吃區83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRilcgDWd0Y

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這區最荒謬的地方在於——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7SVM1s4p4

活人可以先試吃，看看「如果是你回來，會不會想吃這個」。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdl2cbkbLZ

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這個概念一推出，大家本來都覺得很好笑。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi3fgFzlz6

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結果一排隊就排爆。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuX80v36TH

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因為——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjp3DkdBH0

你一旦想到「如果我死了回來，只看到這盤泡麵配茶葉蛋」，真的會開始認真挑供品。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3UJhtrT1m

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我親眼看到一個男鬼站在試吃台前，吃了一口《先不要再拜我鳳梨酥》，整個人沉默了三秒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuR8ZAce8q

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接著他很真誠地說：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyQSWxkQmg

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「……如果是我，我也不想回來。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HMfITkzQz

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全場笑到差點掀桌。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciEQmzKYxI

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三樓這種地方，真的很適合處理鬼月。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXanBUaDMn9

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因為它最擅長把人從「我是不是要被嚇」拉回「先吃一口再說」。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8fTBm8mHW

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五83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF4WpOehLi

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而最有戲的，永遠還是牛頭馬面。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0DkILVxe3

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因為鬼月這種日子，他們兩個在地獄百貨裡根本像大型吉祥物。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8pj5bdtU4

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不對，是高風險目擊樣本。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMrJaSx2Tb

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我下午經過一樓中庭的時候，就看到他們站在鬼月限定「回家用品區」前面。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XzvQijYvQ

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牛頭手裡拿著一盞《他只是經過》感應燈。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyglG6D13V

馬面則抱著手臂，一臉「我根本不想在這裡」的表情。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcdG4M1HeL

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一樓阿咩今天照樣非常敢死。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sxEDOA3eH

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她走過去，笑得超甜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAPfGT6OPc

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「兩位今天要不要看看鬼月伴手禮？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1yAozxYR1

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馬面立刻皺眉。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTjCdTWqSi

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「鬼月也有伴手禮？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX2l4EB3No

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阿咩笑容不變。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLvnonQR9T

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「有啊，很多人回去看看，也不能空手嘛。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEeENTXOkG

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我站在旁邊差點笑翻。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7kfh1CVKG

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不是。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ9Pn8HOvg

你這個「回去看看」用在這裡是不是有點不太吉利。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5sAAEAtR9

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阿咩已經很順手地拿出商品冊。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVT3isLQTA

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《我只是順便回來一下》水果籃83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr001fsBAr

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《不用招呼我》餅乾盒83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrczvOj43B

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《今年還是先放門口》供品托盤83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqtPiVA6Zo

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《你們先拜，我晚點看》茶具組83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUCNgG3SAM

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我直接笑彎。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYAuXkdjii

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阿咩真的太會賣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmynii8s2GD

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而且最狠的是，她一邊翻商品，一邊不忘補刀：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV0RSt2ZZb

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「如果是比較熟的回訪對象，我們還有雙人套組喔。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQy8vcCSk7

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馬面整個人立刻警覺。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhqFEJOT8D

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「什麼雙人套組？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN9wbQJg31

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阿咩翻到下一頁，語氣非常自然：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawsZnCrZib

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《如果你也剛好回來》對杯組83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZFfVVV6FH

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全場安靜一秒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VKlFrxQEd

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我直接扶住展示架。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1Tm5qvQvT

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不是，這也太扯。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJSW4aasvi

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牛頭低頭看了一眼那對杯子，居然還很認真地問：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nKVqu2DHp

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「有保溫功能嗎？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2EKj2bjlU

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我當場差點笑死。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsR6Uxnglk

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馬面整張臉都變了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sJpyH5liY

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「你問這個幹嘛？！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexmbL2ijhf

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牛頭很平靜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbaDsXPRHu

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「順便。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn7Zu3LjQW

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馬面立刻回：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDvzzZRsmM

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「你最好是順便！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuafiEQ0ou

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阿咩站在旁邊笑得非常有職業道德。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pv6ULJkUX

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「這款保溫普通，但很適合那種——明明都說只是順便回來看看，結果最後站在門口講很久的人。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrKIaJsl9l

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我已經笑到沒力。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B1W8UkvW7

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一樓真的很狠。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5EwzCmRFT

而且最恐怖的是——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqWcLEryaR

它狠得還有邏輯。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcwrrOUerR

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最後牛頭居然真的把那對杯子拿起來看了兩秒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmr35N4XAV

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馬面一看到，耳根瞬間開始泛紅。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgWu7LlE6y

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「你不要亂拿！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4m4e7FQfD

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牛頭語氣還是很穩。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKajl0UF1zP

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「只是看看。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpq6hV32QX

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全場一起沉默。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKxc5aFcfN

然後一起笑瘋。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNvxmE5AQj

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因為——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkzCk1x5LO

對。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCBKqDi34p

所有事情都是從「只是看看」開始的。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSES3W0aDbF

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鬼月檔期真正的大爆炸，發生在晚上九點。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFvmOgcIX7

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因為地獄百貨今年搞了一個非常瘋狂的活動：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMfNJpsJeU

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《回來動線實境夜場》83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtbmAZj20z

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意思就是，晚上九點到十點，整棟樓會模擬「如果真的有人回來一下」，商品、燈光、聲音、動線全部一起配合，讓活人客人實際體驗：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrUocmJ50

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那些你以為很恐怖的「回來」，其實大部分都很忙。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8v1mDBsZ5

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這個企劃概念一出，全館員工先是沉默，然後樓管親自盯流程。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2CnCuj2Bo

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因為——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNSg8IBAAX

一個搞不好，就會從「教育活動」變成「集體驚嚇」。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAaaExre0L

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果然，活動一開始就出事。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0jWCtEuow

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第一站是一樓玄關模擬區。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3F4jNdhCp

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燈忽明忽暗，感應夜燈亮起，《看到了也先當沒看到》拖鞋自動歪掉一隻，門口地墊亮起「先確認」兩個字，整體氣氛其實做得很到位。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQmFH9LPEB

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結果一位活人阿姨才剛走進去，就看到旁邊《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊自己動了一下，當場大喊：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRgTUimqbQ

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「來了是不是！！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUlGgpoaBi

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全場先靜一秒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ931gmtPmQ8

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導覽小妖怪立刻衝上去：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKCW1dKOks

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「沒有沒有阿姨，那個是展示效果！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGXSDx4T97

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阿姨鬼扶著胸口：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs9JFbS8I6

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「我就知道你們地獄百貨很會嚇人！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wrj4UHFtD

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我站在旁邊，真的快笑出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq39dqAOfr

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因為——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBwkcmVpYT

這就是鬼月最真實的樣子。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLxhqM7H3s

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你嘴巴說想知道、想看、想體驗。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e8NI5eTyh

真的有點動靜，你又會立刻後悔。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjZO2Ta4on

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第二站更精彩。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty6XPx9VjK

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五樓「回來動線」模擬到客廳區時，系統會自動讓《以前很吵現在突然變安靜的客廳》發出一點點杯盤聲、遙控器移動聲，還有那種很像有人剛剛坐過沙發、但又不確定是不是錯覺的聲音。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIJMbtkPqO

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本來設計得很好。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq4bcibGZK

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結果有個阿伯鬼看了半天，忽然很不滿地舉手：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauLMBGFFzB

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「等一下，這個位置不對。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDspbimicI

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全場愣住。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLAnafidsf

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導覽員小妖怪走過去。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2z6qdDHGF

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「請問哪裡不對呢？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzqfIxSI9I

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阿伯鬼很嚴肅。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCA18vXuvu

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「我們家以前茶几不是擺那邊。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWtcqxT51v

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全場先靜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5kHCZDKPz

然後直接笑爛。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE45KIDOJPB

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不是，現在居然有回來的在糾正場景擺設？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIF6vfyBkg

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小妖怪也很上道，立刻拿出平板。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCazALdBNr

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「好的，我們這邊幫您登記優化建議。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1eyDuhxEc

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我真心佩服。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvXq8ft6hJ

地獄百貨這群人不只會接活人的情緒，連鬼的客訴都敢處理。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB11wT7TAg

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但真正把整場夜場活動推到最高點的，是最後一站。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs2QuNHmqL

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——中庭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ldWMEcfUr

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這裡做成了一個「如果你剛好回來，最想先看哪裡」的互動票選牆。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsllbp62Px

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活人可以投自己猜測。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyKXpTFizJ

回來的也可以投真實答案。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaclTorRlo7

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本來大家以為票數會很溫馨。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf86beIi3lg

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例如：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbCB2rhPdl

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看家人
看房間
看神桌
看寵物
看以前的照片

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結果一開票，全場傻眼。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Fnf0VYGv

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目前票數第一名是：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0eQS8nl0x

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冰箱83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITHQ06YXsb

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全場安靜三秒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLcH2Qvm6w

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然後爆笑。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQOsl4UoGe

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第二名是：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdpQCS04zz

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我以前的東西到底有沒有被亂丟83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt6f9y0eCa

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第三名：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxuWrqbthS

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誰坐了我以前的位置83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zxf8VWzn0

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第四名才是：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhxyWRJYmO

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看一下人83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8LH5AsN2c

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我站在票牆前，整個人都笑到不行。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUYuXozpk6

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不是。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp62bypEFL

這也太真了吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZIG9gGzXz

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白無常在旁邊都快笑到蹲地上。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxPBjJKbuF

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「我就說！我就說吧！根本沒那麼多鬼一回來就先看活人！」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi8orpek0R

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旁邊一個應該是真的回來逛逛的鬼還很贊同地點頭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigIiVMb7u3

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「對啊，先看冰箱比較重要。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZmOEjj6vV

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全場笑得東倒西歪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQKNXwcQIo

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而最壞的是，票牆旁邊還附了一行說明：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgKL1q5b5U

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「很多時候，不是他不想你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh6D6xMNPu

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只是他想看的事情比較多。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmWoT90PId

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我一看到這句，直接笑到無法自理。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AgScx3IZq

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這就是《地獄百貨》最煩的地方。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBPSni9xDC

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它永遠有辦法在你快要被一點氣氛感動的時候，補一刀超級現實的東西進來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3jFG54Wio

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讓你笑著承認：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXTzWxH9Rl

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對。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCuFhfqXa6

真的很有可能。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIRBC5T8xo

阿公回來先看電鍋。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSTRMIYDUK

阿嬤先看冰箱。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8CRi4tFXi

某些人先看你有沒有把他的東西亂丟。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2Oxmqbqge

真的要看你，大概排在後面。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4KLw3hCQy

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但這又怎樣？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpwT6lA5Ze

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這不代表沒有在意。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIZYA0Ekkp

只是——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5Bbj00OLV

每個回來的人，優先順序不太一樣而已。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMFXavNCaX

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夜場快結束的時候，我站在中庭欄杆邊，忽然覺得今年鬼月檔期真的很會。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSDKRvDdYd

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它沒有故意把「回來」做得很溫馨。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbbtkH2LyQ

也沒有故意把它弄得很恐怖。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ozXpLUsy5

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它只是很誠實地把這件事情拆開來看——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPByTUrlzxi

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有些回來的，真的很想見你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBzq4eH2aG

有些回來的，只是順便。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdcAt5u4u8

有些回來的，連理你都懶。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCXLWbf4bO

還有些回來的，會先看冰箱。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqKUeAF6d7

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這樣想起來，其實也沒那麼可怕。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnQUP2mLLo

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反而有點好笑。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEDb5TDPBP

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因為人最常犯的錯，就是把所有事都往自己身上想。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKkElr4UBv

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看到一點動靜，就覺得是不是衝著自己來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJqWTpztVF

夢到一次，就覺得是不是有話沒講完。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP7yLnRlaY

聞到熟悉味道，就開始覺得是不是誰回來了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKRvv8BJGB

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可其實很多時候——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X2nQoOxW3

人家只是順便。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXDh9pDNvA

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只是剛好經過。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd0gnQS4xd

剛好回來一下。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29tP0WWUmc

剛好想看一下電鍋有沒有洗。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9WDljmkpD

剛好確認你有沒有把那盆植物養死。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Fg4glmSC

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地獄百貨很壞。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWUSRIoSjU

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但它壞得很準。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4t917VtUs

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它不會把所有「回來」都包裝成深情款款。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8foRP1VVd

它只會很誠實地告訴你：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2khsKiWjGr

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不是每個回來的都想見你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmXhSfNuMA

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但——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXWrFGzhpV

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我低頭看著中庭票牆，又忽然覺得，這句話後面其實還藏著另外半句。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEcjPMDdBM

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不是每個回來的都想見你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1Mza9SJKb

可是——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe89DATT6rU

有些真的會。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TLvN4VXHp

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只是你通常很難知道，是哪一次。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lzu3SW76w

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所以人還是會在鬼月看著門口。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvMlMu1u7o

還是會在夜裡聽到一點聲音就停住。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhD7snWG6d

還是會在看到那盞燈自己亮起來的時候，先愣一下。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTZW5hwAv0

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因為再怎麼嘴硬，83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NHxJ6hBlT

再怎麼被地獄百貨教育過，83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzabZjmUWvN

心裡還是會有一點點很小很小的地方，想著：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLQQYtMpQC

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……萬一呢？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcCGZBnUfr

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我正站著發呆，樓管就從旁邊走過來了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef4SKt0Kms

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他看了一眼中庭那面票牆，又看了一眼還在笑鬧的人群，語氣一如既往地平。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhuTLRsiJ5

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「今天還行。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBcYKsfC1x

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我看著他。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrnBdJAYTM

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「你們這次鬼月很壞欸。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpX3H9cAm2

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樓管點頭。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1InHqVOMpI

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「有嗎？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftwJYo6NN4

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我指著票牆第一名。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21ZeolqvJB

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「冰箱。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlGBCXK1Ny

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樓管停了一下。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDN3AV9VP0

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很淡地說：83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE5E2CWgjd

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「這很實際。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLdJlqbtvP

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我直接笑出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG01xDrJ4D

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「所以你也覺得合理？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlug9DDSzx

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樓管想了想。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrqy7FvwL5

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「如果是我，我會先看抽屜。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv0wkx05tt

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我一愣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmDBZ20wCy

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「哪個抽屜？」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD2pQ4w8ff

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樓管看我一眼，語氣平平。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF65KC6sh4

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「重要的東西會放抽屜。」83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWXMT0Ysdf

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我安靜兩秒，然後很不厚道地笑了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagGDZmtZ54

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因為——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qz3mrOWVn

靠，這句也太像他了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2MvZhgcWn

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別人鬼月回來看家人、看神桌、看冰箱。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW7BWZRPYp

他回來先檢查抽屜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuAwE4EUtM

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不是，這個人真的從裡到外都很像樓管。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnDgBFefjM

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但我笑著笑著，忽然又覺得——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFDLYNitV7

好像也挺合理。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj8hokfbEu

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每個人都有自己最先看的地方。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWukmdOM1ZD

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有的人先看飯。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUux8ldkkBa

有的人先看位子。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM1lzsX8Uv

有的人先看植物。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBwoIax4SP

有的人先看抽屜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxzMw0FEkd

有的人……可能才是先看你。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jTqJopZ3H

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而這件事，說穿了本來就沒有標準答案。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3dhwydpjZ

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我低頭看著中庭那些還亮著的紙燈籠，忽然覺得，鬼月其實跟很多節日一樣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M5EiGQxpN

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大家吵吵鬧鬧，嘴上很硬，心裡很多戲，整棟樓都很忙，商品也很有病，最後卻還是會留一點很小的空隙給人自己想。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MvzQXZGV3

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地獄百貨不會幫你確定誰會回來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUI69NPGCO

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