地獄百貨一年最不講理的檔期,不是情人節。57Please respect copyright.PENANARHqjaymjTs
也不是週年慶。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIuviHXjQe9
甚至不是過年團圓商品全面上架那段時間。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8Qw9A5zlEH
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而是——57Please respect copyright.PENANAw4j8AsWJjT
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鬼月限定檔57Please respect copyright.PENANAREWE1Lz1pd
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因為別的檔期,亂的通常是活人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWPedORk9ef
鬼月不一樣。57Please respect copyright.PENANAgx6Ia7m3mE
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鬼月是——57Please respect copyright.PENANASzYHwNiy9z
活人跟鬼一起亂。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7H8KRzvC7E
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而且最麻煩的是,雙方通常都對彼此抱有非常不切實際的幻想。57Please respect copyright.PENANAg3B5U5rzgi
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活人以為鬼月是「回來看看家人、溫馨相聚、祖先保佑、舊情重逢、心願未了」。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlK3crDHhkV
鬼則通常比較實際。57Please respect copyright.PENANAw69kW5hcNH
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他們大多數的想法是:57Please respect copyright.PENANAKF4q3kaeJ7
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- 我只是回來拿個東西
- 我只是順便經過
- 我沒有要見誰
- 我不想被看到
- 我甚至不想被想起來
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所以地獄百貨每年鬼月的主視覺都很誠實。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtebVOBLovW
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今年中庭掛的紅黑色布幔上,只寫了一行大字:57Please respect copyright.PENANAwRuLIehjkF
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鬼月限定57Please respect copyright.PENANAb9LqsCEuRL
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《不是每個回來的都想見你》57Please respect copyright.PENANAzo04kQWzIp
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我站在一樓中庭,抬頭看了很久。57Please respect copyright.PENANAx6hAsJcvt0
然後非常真心地說:57Please respect copyright.PENANAbTkMwLtgJB
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「這句話也太沒禮貌了吧。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAQfT1qfLOOf
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旁邊正在掛紙燈籠的小妖怪頭也不回地接話:57Please respect copyright.PENANANHvu3zLbm4
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「但去年客訴說寫『回來看看你』太容易造成誤會。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAPw2BnzAVlZ
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我轉頭看他。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1f6DldSXJk
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「誰客訴?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAEHajS7xnHA
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小妖怪翻了翻板夾。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQAgAk3v10v
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「回來的那些。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAVIuzw9D1x4
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……很好。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqz8956EYy6
這很鬼月。57Please respect copyright.PENANAna6drY29RU
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鬼月檔期最先爆的,不是一樓,也不是五樓。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIFEYPjbeRG
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是——57Please respect copyright.PENANAAuDUvUskRZ
客服台。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8iHpPq8oLi
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因為每年鬼月一開始,就會有大量活人客人跑來問一些很離譜、但又很真誠的問題。57Please respect copyright.PENANA33FEoW0pXA
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例如:57Please respect copyright.PENANAFAnERBNZ6t
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「請問我夢到我阿公三次,是不是他想見我?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAauvUU0eo2C
「我家門口那雙拖鞋自己歪掉,是不是有誰回來了?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAwcxKgZEwYn
「如果我前男友在鬼月出現,我要先哭還是先報警?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAa8mMhfTA98
「請問『覺得有東西跟著我』算是百貨公司活動範圍內嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANA0WMQqy3Muh
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客服台小妖怪今年直接把最常見問題印成看板,立在櫃檯旁邊:57Please respect copyright.PENANAm3NcjBag1h
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鬼月常見問答57Please respect copyright.PENANAuGCVGjQjh6
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Q1:夢到過世的人,就是他很想我嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAFBMAGEeYdc
A:不一定,也可能只是你白天太閒。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4eAxmTQ5oO
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Q2:有東西回來,是不是代表有執念?57Please respect copyright.PENANA8NP1FCU634
A:也可能只是有東西沒拿。57Please respect copyright.PENANAywpXoshNLm
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Q3:鬼月見到熟人,是不是應該打招呼?57Please respect copyright.PENANA3IZYW8AXde
A:不建議,除非對方先看起來很想理你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAImDr8s58ZJ
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Q4:如果回來的不是我想見的人怎麼辦?57Please respect copyright.PENANAQmxZwqRrci
A:這屬於個人情緒管理問題,本館不負責。57Please respect copyright.PENANAh3457LoNcP
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我站在看板前,笑到肩膀發抖。57Please respect copyright.PENANADqYXaUsvBJ
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不是,這哪是客服台。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2OP5LS23NO
這是把活人最後一點浪漫幻想直接打爛的地方。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWDvWNqhL7a
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更扯的是,客服台今天人潮真的很多。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEsooJhkaKv
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一位阿姨鬼帶著活人媳婦一起來問:「如果祖先回來,會不會嫌我今年供品不夠?」57Please respect copyright.PENANA7pEBtWx7K6
另一個男生拿著手機,一臉認真:「請問凌晨三點有人敲我房門三下,這種算普通回訪還是高風險接觸?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAyvqlxrbCUQ
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客服小妖怪頭都沒抬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOtxDpe3VBX
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「請問有監視器畫面嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANACsGeIUaV0X
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男生一愣。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxtDd5wZ2Nr
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「沒有。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAy8NngDpPMh
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客服小妖怪點點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJFbT0R0Ham
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「那先當作木門熱脹冷縮。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAYjTFkvGBsU
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我差點當場鼓掌。57Please respect copyright.PENANATKkZctiGzw
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對。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8txqV4eI33
先冷靜。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6Vo6eU8GBw
不要一上來就把所有怪事都浪漫化。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4xJLE76mXK
這才是鬼月生存第一步。57Please respect copyright.PENANAazmqGXzSd6
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今年鬼月檔期的一樓主打商品,主題叫:57Please respect copyright.PENANAzIhXd2G3Sb
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《你不一定要認出來》57Please respect copyright.PENANAEayilpjdld
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整區都是一些很像給活人用的避險商品,但名字一個比一個有病。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEC27nazfp3
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- 57Please respect copyright.PENANAegMU6Gbbi3
- 《今天先不要回頭》玄關鏡
- 《看到了也先當沒看到》門口拖鞋
- 《他只是經過》感應夜燈
- 《你家最近真的比較陰》除濕機
- 《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊
- 《先別急著叫名字》香灰盤
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我邊看邊笑,邊笑邊覺得這區真的很實用。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsV8hmm5uSe
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尤其《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊,解說牌還很認真:57Please respect copyright.PENANA6l9EMvqhQI
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適合所有在鬼月期間習慣把“欸你回來啦”掛在嘴邊的人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAK3n1FeiCSu
地墊將在使用者踩上時,自動提醒:先確認對象。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6lvfSMXzJI
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我直接笑出聲。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVorInKFKys
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因為這真的很重要。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf2egrnlJq7
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這種話對活人沒事。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIiWho5MFkX
對鬼,風險就很高。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnokG20iodk
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而且更好笑的是——57Please respect copyright.PENANAokUgBZcbSn
它賣得超好。57Please respect copyright.PENANA57SyIB5Zxb
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一樓阿咩忙到一個不行,手上抱著一整疊鬼月限定居家拖鞋,一看到我就露出那種「妳最好不要只是路過」的眼神。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXsMIqPachF
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「妳來得正好。」57Please respect copyright.PENANARR1gnGNkgU
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我立刻防備。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkRZfLoXfXr
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「我今天真的只是看看。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAtqSvyN5s7i
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阿咩冷笑一聲。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8p7LTb0m5e
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「每個人鬼月都說自己只是看看,最後都會帶一盞《他只是路過》感應燈回去。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA1on8D6ZwGW
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我笑到不行。57Please respect copyright.PENANAngKx0V798d
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「這個也太缺德。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA37xhL8CDxw
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阿咩翻開商品冊給我看。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdwcxMh2lhL
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感應燈長得很可愛,圓圓的,還有兩段式開關:57Please respect copyright.PENANAcplWYOuiUI
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- 57Please respect copyright.PENANAk0vBxNVfsK
- 普通模式:有人經過就亮
- 鬼月模式:有人經過、但不一定是你認識的,也亮
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旁邊還有很欠打的一行註解:57Please respect copyright.PENANA828eHoeEJy
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亮了不代表有事,不亮也不代表沒事。57Please respect copyright.PENANAL6zB5j4NwN
本商品僅供心理緩衝。57Please respect copyright.PENANAic38ZpqPlQ
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我真心覺得地獄百貨行銷部應該加薪。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9bKTEeN3sX
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這種話都寫得出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3cnxEg0gco
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三57Please respect copyright.PENANAAB3nK5k5bD
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但鬼月最熱鬧、也最荒謬的,其實是五樓。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtRJhHJh7OQ
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因為五樓今年做了個超級大展:57Please respect copyright.PENANAZMZMQRO7TL
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《回來的動線》57Please respect copyright.PENANALQft6W9Typ
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簡單來說,就是模擬那些「回來一下下」的鬼,通常會經過哪些地方、拿什麼、看什麼、不想看什麼。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcLXQmUsTjP
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這企劃一公開,活人震驚,鬼魂熱烈支持,七樓提前頭痛。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOfolbt4VdC
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展區入口還掛著一塊超欠的說明牌:57Please respect copyright.PENANAlTTiku9x1W
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常見誤會更正:57Please respect copyright.PENANATS1pZhHY0y
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- 不是每個回來的都要進夢裡講話
- 不是每個站在床邊的都想嚇你
- 不是每個回來的都對你有話要說
- 有些只是來看冰箱
- 有些只是來拿放在抽屜裡的東西
- 有些只是確認你有沒有把他的盆栽養死
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我看到最後一條,直接笑到彎腰。57Please respect copyright.PENANA48lyB8cF0b
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不是,盆栽這個也太具體了吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsFqoKIinri
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五樓導覽小妖怪今天超有精神,拿著雷射筆在大平面圖前講解:57Please respect copyright.PENANAm2MdVOVFUu
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「這邊是最常見回訪路線,通常會先從玄關進來,停客廳,繞神桌,接著看冰箱、看陽台、看誰坐了他的位置,最後再決定要不要靠近房間。」57Please respect copyright.PENANATZ8oIo3Ku4
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旁邊一個活人女生聽得一臉蒼白。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5zULmEk3rO
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「等一下,所以……他們真的會看誰坐了他的位置?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAnrqGjYhagf
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導覽小妖怪點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAagq7gdHU7R
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「會喔,尤其長輩型的。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAnGnNFe5UDJ
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我直接笑出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGgtxFSPp8M
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好。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWRE5YbyBXZ
這超合理。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1JWmIJQRPs
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而且五樓這次最熱門的互動區,叫做:57Please respect copyright.PENANA0I8ZmvveO7
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《其實他回來不是來找你》57Please respect copyright.PENANAwN36fNnAaw
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你一走進去,系統就會依照你以為對方回來想做的事,跟對方實際比較可能做的事,做一個比對。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZOEnGaC98C
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例如:57Please respect copyright.PENANA2m9K9IB5uM
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你以為:57Please respect copyright.PENANAcRs1vrnm48
「阿嬤回來應該是想看看我過得好不好。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAyMiY2x5XMI
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系統推測:57Please respect copyright.PENANAy7ez4HKQQE
「阿嬤先看神桌供品,再看電鍋有沒有洗,最後才順便看你。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA49KRXHdHsG
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全場先安靜,然後爆笑。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0mVv5tp0YV
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一個女生當場摀住胸口。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEcn4ZWA3kV
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「太真了吧!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAfvTv12Zb3s
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我站在旁邊差點笑死。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkG3ZxIn7hW
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這個展最強的地方就在這裡——57Please respect copyright.PENANABqs2AKolGu
它不是恐怖。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiHBdDZR5r8
它只是很誠實。57Please respect copyright.PENANAICQSbufFa2
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誠實到你笑完之後,會突然覺得:57Please respect copyright.PENANAkwQJN2lZcH
靠,好像真的是這樣。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFvYftOLQUH
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四57Please respect copyright.PENANAdjsFcTPHbD
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但真正讓全場失控的,是三樓。57Please respect copyright.PENANAppBXOqCvkI
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因為三樓每年鬼月都會推出限定餐飲。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYWRR7aoYj1
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今年主題叫:57Please respect copyright.PENANAAL9atXIKra
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《供品升級,不一定給你吃》57Please respect copyright.PENANADDkmM3x4OM
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我一看到就知道這整區會很瘋。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAvd2UsLv8M
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果然,奶茶店今年新品全都很有事:57Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8aHFNdws0
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- 57Please respect copyright.PENANAzmqtiANaGZ
- 《他如果想喝自己會來》黑糖鮮奶
- 《今天不要亂拜託》仙草茶
- 《你先別怕,先喝水》冬瓜檸檬
- 《不是每個回來的都要講話》普洱
- 《拜完你也可以吃》紅豆湯
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點單小妖怪一看到我,照樣超快樂。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9XhjZKROiw
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「妳來了!要不要試新品?」57Please respect copyright.PENANATWpzi8bd7d
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我看著那排名字,已經先笑到不行。57Please respect copyright.PENANAhHfPexQjWY
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「《他如果想喝自己會來》到底是什麼東西?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAHHfVuzUMIq
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點單小妖怪很驕傲。57Please respect copyright.PENANABIZAGiU4zP
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「這款是給那種一邊準備供品、一邊腦補“他是不是會回來喝一口”的人設計的,喝完之後可以降低自我嚇自己機率。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAbOZRBUePB7
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我:「……這也太有市場了。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAnwYiCd7JkS
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他用力點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWGwzNFyWie
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「賣超好!尤其半夜型客人!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAffeeMDerJl
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我站在櫃台前,看著前面一位阿姨鬼很認真地說:57Please respect copyright.PENANA6LJFw7Iyek
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「我要兩杯《你先別怕,先喝水》,一杯我自己喝,一杯給我媳婦。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAXvvqVSRuVB
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點單小妖怪很專業地問:57Please respect copyright.PENANAb35Ma4Yh05
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「請問媳婦是容易怕,還是容易亂想?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAI1TIx5zKnH
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阿姨鬼想了想。57Please respect copyright.PENANAMKLm1xtiNw
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「兩個都會。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAmUpsZUPSu8
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點單小妖怪秒答:57Please respect copyright.PENANAnuxc1T3wpz
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「那建議加一點《先睡覺》。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAadSvvBnN8Q
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我整個人直接笑出聲。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsd9mGdghC4
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不是,三樓真的很會做實用商品。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQlnmF0aouL
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它們從來不浪漫。57Please respect copyright.PENANA74sRLEgTg3
但非常能救命。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkFpEEb5sJB
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而且鬼月期間,三樓還開了限時服務:57Please respect copyright.PENANAsPSmcZuXLm
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供品試吃區57Please respect copyright.PENANAwkSGHxlxd5
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這區最荒謬的地方在於——57Please respect copyright.PENANAepOyTzICZx
活人可以先試吃,看看「如果是你回來,會不會想吃這個」。57Please respect copyright.PENANATMwhuCBWpu
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這個概念一推出,大家本來都覺得很好笑。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKhmImCe0Cg
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結果一排隊就排爆。57Please respect copyright.PENANAY5JmrhMnHX
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因為——57Please respect copyright.PENANAWt8zuWYzm3
你一旦想到「如果我死了回來,只看到這盤泡麵配茶葉蛋」,真的會開始認真挑供品。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEbCToyj8ai
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我親眼看到一個男鬼站在試吃台前,吃了一口《先不要再拜我鳳梨酥》,整個人沉默了三秒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAz9mG01XmWq
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接著他很真誠地說:57Please respect copyright.PENANAFgjLMAyfyX
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「……如果是我,我也不想回來。」57Please respect copyright.PENANANklPjwpRzv
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全場笑到差點掀桌。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjoedjSpLWP
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三樓這種地方,真的很適合處理鬼月。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkbo0WedBgM
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因為它最擅長把人從「我是不是要被嚇」拉回「先吃一口再說」。57Please respect copyright.PENANArKHZRhN7zZ
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五57Please respect copyright.PENANAMHjEZzhw5o
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而最有戲的,永遠還是牛頭馬面。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYf7undLCcd
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因為鬼月這種日子,他們兩個在地獄百貨裡根本像大型吉祥物。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnxMOLaneCK
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不對,是高風險目擊樣本。57Please respect copyright.PENANAx5Q9VHbPCU
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我下午經過一樓中庭的時候,就看到他們站在鬼月限定「回家用品區」前面。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVPRvJmIuwG
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牛頭手裡拿著一盞《他只是經過》感應燈。57Please respect copyright.PENANAu4qfB78mwP
馬面則抱著手臂,一臉「我根本不想在這裡」的表情。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfprtpiEsMR
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一樓阿咩今天照樣非常敢死。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHoCxduQXJa
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她走過去,笑得超甜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjyTdLwYy0x
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「兩位今天要不要看看鬼月伴手禮?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAMmee3Jo01N
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馬面立刻皺眉。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9WKV3aPsvX
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「鬼月也有伴手禮?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAufrn8wvWIi
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阿咩笑容不變。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaS0kLexsSD
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「有啊,很多人回去看看,也不能空手嘛。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kxb3mUWn2
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我站在旁邊差點笑翻。57Please respect copyright.PENANAa9QsQP5rMN
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不是。57Please respect copyright.PENANApy6jOfbNCf
你這個「回去看看」用在這裡是不是有點不太吉利。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeIGKBbR7lc
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阿咩已經很順手地拿出商品冊。57Please respect copyright.PENANA60LEsWCws9
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《我只是順便回來一下》水果籃57Please respect copyright.PENANAc78I4iDd7X
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《不用招呼我》餅乾盒57Please respect copyright.PENANASvX0sbULrw
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《今年還是先放門口》供品托盤57Please respect copyright.PENANA7owdJ12Uc8
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《你們先拜,我晚點看》茶具組57Please respect copyright.PENANA5nkUM4pgXR
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我直接笑彎。57Please respect copyright.PENANApiYdk5GU1V
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阿咩真的太會賣。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxvweKncHmm
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而且最狠的是,她一邊翻商品,一邊不忘補刀:57Please respect copyright.PENANAWw9vaZHdtp
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「如果是比較熟的回訪對象,我們還有雙人套組喔。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAOK8oekpM1U
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馬面整個人立刻警覺。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1fIBOi7j9C
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「什麼雙人套組?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAjK11ZJjtI9
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阿咩翻到下一頁,語氣非常自然:57Please respect copyright.PENANA9nxRlvBzfN
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《如果你也剛好回來》對杯組57Please respect copyright.PENANABacYKLPWsh
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全場安靜一秒。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9SM1PCmukZ
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我直接扶住展示架。57Please respect copyright.PENANArWowgd9Bn5
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不是,這也太扯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAhMIxzbeCBD
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牛頭低頭看了一眼那對杯子,居然還很認真地問:57Please respect copyright.PENANADr273y5kO2
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「有保溫功能嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAICihTDXYs3
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我當場差點笑死。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1oxKk9KrHY
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馬面整張臉都變了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1LtLeYYKzR
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「你問這個幹嘛?!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAkKZ9u1207Y
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牛頭很平靜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQrtJdEyr7f
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「順便。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA5ksa00NakM
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馬面立刻回:57Please respect copyright.PENANA9RM6pld48L
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「你最好是順便!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAANSbIgecDL
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阿咩站在旁邊笑得非常有職業道德。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuFIgKh1oQ2
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「這款保溫普通,但很適合那種——明明都說只是順便回來看看,結果最後站在門口講很久的人。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAQxiydwGd9B
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我已經笑到沒力。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHanJj3jYbz
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一樓真的很狠。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsDcS2HKT4K
而且最恐怖的是——57Please respect copyright.PENANArTzCrZTYUH
它狠得還有邏輯。57Please respect copyright.PENANATi4zaVqdvs
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最後牛頭居然真的把那對杯子拿起來看了兩秒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuLyXn3Girb
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馬面一看到,耳根瞬間開始泛紅。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8tqh0wCdSm
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「你不要亂拿!」57Please respect copyright.PENANApbDmfTxsfj
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牛頭語氣還是很穩。57Please respect copyright.PENANARGnGtg0Efr
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「只是看看。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAg2IVe3ZujE
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全場一起沉默。57Please respect copyright.PENANATpAHCGh3f7
然後一起笑瘋。57Please respect copyright.PENANAx510bFf2hN
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因為——57Please respect copyright.PENANAyFFG0VozoA
對。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaxvz6HYJnt
所有事情都是從「只是看看」開始的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOUKm9xayQr
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六57Please respect copyright.PENANAqHqsUAOQbi
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鬼月檔期真正的大爆炸,發生在晚上九點。57Please respect copyright.PENANACszFX2WZO9
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因為地獄百貨今年搞了一個非常瘋狂的活動:57Please respect copyright.PENANAwFO8qxQXnE
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《回來動線實境夜場》57Please respect copyright.PENANAg4mUMBm9WG
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意思就是,晚上九點到十點,整棟樓會模擬「如果真的有人回來一下」,商品、燈光、聲音、動線全部一起配合,讓活人客人實際體驗:57Please respect copyright.PENANA3JuqPZ8ncD
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那些你以為很恐怖的「回來」,其實大部分都很忙。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlK8HfpQ69n
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這個企劃概念一出,全館員工先是沉默,然後樓管親自盯流程。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFUi1yD4wFv
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因為——57Please respect copyright.PENANAmbuvxEguly
一個搞不好,就會從「教育活動」變成「集體驚嚇」。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAoyeKud8lq
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果然,活動一開始就出事。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWn9zHcDZc6
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第一站是一樓玄關模擬區。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxW2mCqsdum
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燈忽明忽暗,感應夜燈亮起,《看到了也先當沒看到》拖鞋自動歪掉一隻,門口地墊亮起「先確認」兩個字,整體氣氛其實做得很到位。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nopq5sbsy
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結果一位活人阿姨才剛走進去,就看到旁邊《不要亂講歡迎回來》地墊自己動了一下,當場大喊:57Please respect copyright.PENANAhGQHlbphly
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「來了是不是!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAXtZaWwobzR
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全場先靜一秒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOzDuw5LS11
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導覽小妖怪立刻衝上去:57Please respect copyright.PENANAFdfAY01ClY
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「沒有沒有阿姨,那個是展示效果!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAUxof8FLVfW
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阿姨鬼扶著胸口:57Please respect copyright.PENANAbTHFTW5FEY
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「我就知道你們地獄百貨很會嚇人!」57Please respect copyright.PENANA9CLnZj0L2u
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我站在旁邊,真的快笑出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAG8uWbypdIM
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因為——57Please respect copyright.PENANAh9kjpyqy2w
這就是鬼月最真實的樣子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkrE0MUnw7C
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你嘴巴說想知道、想看、想體驗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAu4fupSCXR4
真的有點動靜,你又會立刻後悔。57Please respect copyright.PENANAR6RzFN5VsQ
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第二站更精彩。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJjk8hGqJJj
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五樓「回來動線」模擬到客廳區時,系統會自動讓《以前很吵現在突然變安靜的客廳》發出一點點杯盤聲、遙控器移動聲,還有那種很像有人剛剛坐過沙發、但又不確定是不是錯覺的聲音。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlCKt9dUyxq
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本來設計得很好。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtc6WcGy4Pm
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結果有個阿伯鬼看了半天,忽然很不滿地舉手:57Please respect copyright.PENANAIGvAByn6hB
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「等一下,這個位置不對。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA2ghmu6ofoB
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全場愣住。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFQqwKWWQlS
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導覽員小妖怪走過去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAMb8omyFxLB
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「請問哪裡不對呢?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAHpbA7aUfzX
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阿伯鬼很嚴肅。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf7jumDl6bL
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「我們家以前茶几不是擺那邊。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA3NkiCusK2q
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全場先靜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAH5dbzK7OL7
然後直接笑爛。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYB8iwvsfUB
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不是,現在居然有回來的在糾正場景擺設?57Please respect copyright.PENANAFLATQVnkFm
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小妖怪也很上道,立刻拿出平板。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9fnO30TyFW
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「好的,我們這邊幫您登記優化建議。」57Please respect copyright.PENANA3PeZSc08Ue
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我真心佩服。57Please respect copyright.PENANAy39ZUV0gmr
地獄百貨這群人不只會接活人的情緒,連鬼的客訴都敢處理。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlwmn17kDDY
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七57Please respect copyright.PENANAKGCUa7IP2J
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但真正把整場夜場活動推到最高點的,是最後一站。57Please respect copyright.PENANArOWSK9Lkmv
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——中庭。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ix7hOwcJ1
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這裡做成了一個「如果你剛好回來,最想先看哪裡」的互動票選牆。57Please respect copyright.PENANASaAHEMV1Lo
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活人可以投自己猜測。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4YSeUW1DxZ
回來的也可以投真實答案。57Please respect copyright.PENANAetJ6rPu6lq
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本來大家以為票數會很溫馨。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2pG4RknE5p
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例如:57Please respect copyright.PENANAe6MQmArU0v
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- 57Please respect copyright.PENANAFrLqYpZ5Im
- 看家人
- 看房間
- 看神桌
- 看寵物
- 看以前的照片
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結果一開票,全場傻眼。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9ehRwQkK0f
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目前票數第一名是:57Please respect copyright.PENANAbKg8vRkuCF
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冰箱57Please respect copyright.PENANAYXOnzbSn09
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全場安靜三秒。57Please respect copyright.PENANANlQ4yUGTgt
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然後爆笑。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkU8Xr2Oy3U
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第二名是:57Please respect copyright.PENANANMk6Vetwss
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我以前的東西到底有沒有被亂丟57Please respect copyright.PENANAIAyR1Awld0
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第三名:57Please respect copyright.PENANA9MjwylVoOe
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誰坐了我以前的位置57Please respect copyright.PENANA8dcWO0s6zo
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第四名才是:57Please respect copyright.PENANAkVHnX4qn2k
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看一下人57Please respect copyright.PENANAzQvDbkXzdT
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我站在票牆前,整個人都笑到不行。57Please respect copyright.PENANANWakH6uJDb
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不是。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3fL7GIwRnz
這也太真了吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAt2EnJFvwKV
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白無常在旁邊都快笑到蹲地上。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFm6tCmkYHl
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「我就說!我就說吧!根本沒那麼多鬼一回來就先看活人!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAwy1p1mHLbl
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旁邊一個應該是真的回來逛逛的鬼還很贊同地點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ0vFlqh9H
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「對啊,先看冰箱比較重要。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAr6eyZ6hf0f
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全場笑得東倒西歪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJl7HHN5hf3
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而最壞的是,票牆旁邊還附了一行說明:57Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ3dOMODVa
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「很多時候,不是他不想你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAguK8NdWWRt
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只是他想看的事情比較多。」57Please respect copyright.PENANACEZL3uzebL
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我一看到這句,直接笑到無法自理。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFvBncoKc7s
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這就是《地獄百貨》最煩的地方。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYuuVWALNNd
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它永遠有辦法在你快要被一點氣氛感動的時候,補一刀超級現實的東西進來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFyJ2Sq8KGP
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讓你笑著承認:57Please respect copyright.PENANAax0dV2TxGm
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對。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaODPBU8CQm
真的很有可能。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiZooWWFevo
阿公回來先看電鍋。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkgMF6Orjr3
阿嬤先看冰箱。57Please respect copyright.PENANApP4JbmX3bm
某些人先看你有沒有把他的東西亂丟。57Please respect copyright.PENANASA0PJQnxWm
真的要看你,大概排在後面。57Please respect copyright.PENANAn9sx8sQErR
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但這又怎樣?57Please respect copyright.PENANAC396Ela83a
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這不代表沒有在意。57Please respect copyright.PENANA16mk2T3sbN
只是——57Please respect copyright.PENANA0lSk9hjRts
每個回來的人,優先順序不太一樣而已。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2aYzGsXLBj
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夜場快結束的時候,我站在中庭欄杆邊,忽然覺得今年鬼月檔期真的很會。57Please respect copyright.PENANA502QpzvBHH
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它沒有故意把「回來」做得很溫馨。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdtyZmZywDh
也沒有故意把它弄得很恐怖。57Please respect copyright.PENANAppCWrcxF1H
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它只是很誠實地把這件事情拆開來看——57Please respect copyright.PENANAt1RjPSvzHY
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有些回來的,真的很想見你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJP7gjKkKAh
有些回來的,只是順便。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6xIEPaEy18
有些回來的,連理你都懶。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOSpqagqGBQ
還有些回來的,會先看冰箱。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtCyTMYZjgi
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這樣想起來,其實也沒那麼可怕。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2fN6WdhQ4
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反而有點好笑。57Please respect copyright.PENANA75rNtjJQa5
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因為人最常犯的錯,就是把所有事都往自己身上想。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyA8BN3t2Lm
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看到一點動靜,就覺得是不是衝著自己來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuuhlgdH8Jp
夢到一次,就覺得是不是有話沒講完。57Please respect copyright.PENANApM0ZPuQ3mB
聞到熟悉味道,就開始覺得是不是誰回來了。57Please respect copyright.PENANASI8F7kzKmc
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可其實很多時候——57Please respect copyright.PENANAHH1JC9627b
人家只是順便。57Please respect copyright.PENANAT62enwBGbk
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只是剛好經過。57Please respect copyright.PENANARI58BMOuwb
剛好回來一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1m3nVFpV5R
剛好想看一下電鍋有沒有洗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQDGBAikn94
剛好確認你有沒有把那盆植物養死。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4xuVw4sZZf
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地獄百貨很壞。57Please respect copyright.PENANAy7E41S9cbr
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但它壞得很準。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPcP4WBd97e
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它不會把所有「回來」都包裝成深情款款。57Please respect copyright.PENANAUG4NyPCdbz
它只會很誠實地告訴你:57Please respect copyright.PENANA98miPYZtHB
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不是每個回來的都想見你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqtgEgnXerI
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但——57Please respect copyright.PENANA3DQu25Ms9P
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我低頭看著中庭票牆,又忽然覺得,這句話後面其實還藏著另外半句。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfoIoEHsCIu
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不是每個回來的都想見你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaTwYoiVakQ
可是——57Please respect copyright.PENANAVjgefCEXzg
有些真的會。57Please respect copyright.PENANAx0VuTVU2YF
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只是你通常很難知道,是哪一次。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvlqj5f26hQ
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所以人還是會在鬼月看著門口。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYdRXTu4Sd8
還是會在夜裡聽到一點聲音就停住。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1eFmKO6AAA
還是會在看到那盞燈自己亮起來的時候,先愣一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7PbDGaSTPH
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因為再怎麼嘴硬,57Please respect copyright.PENANAfnriw0kedB
再怎麼被地獄百貨教育過,57Please respect copyright.PENANAvYkqyX5bv0
心裡還是會有一點點很小很小的地方,想著:57Please respect copyright.PENANAdLB8n9bS8l
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……萬一呢?57Please respect copyright.PENANAEPq9k8QeTk
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九57Please respect copyright.PENANA4iWpeJl0vf
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我正站著發呆,樓管就從旁邊走過來了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHZQJt7qPbE
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他看了一眼中庭那面票牆,又看了一眼還在笑鬧的人群,語氣一如既往地平。57Please respect copyright.PENANA47HEixktY1
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「今天還行。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAsA2WlfLoBS
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我看著他。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGjBOvD2xwm
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「你們這次鬼月很壞欸。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAmD5cmijcFv
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樓管點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xsvo1GcTi
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「有嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAFhICDEhuuT
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我指著票牆第一名。57Please respect copyright.PENANASYVRHxXGbR
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「冰箱。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAPnHc3PwDRM
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樓管停了一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwDvEQaJaxS
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很淡地說:57Please respect copyright.PENANAGoSKqJzjl8
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「這很實際。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAJfzpor3Fvx
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我直接笑出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANABjn9AVE1Dq
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「所以你也覺得合理?」57Please respect copyright.PENANArx8WOgKp3k
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樓管想了想。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8xGq6W7Duc
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「如果是我,我會先看抽屜。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAYRtf4dlLPS
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我一愣。57Please respect copyright.PENANA71x553lkw6
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「哪個抽屜?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAyqVQE4ZHTR
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樓管看我一眼,語氣平平。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEVPHTh1rEF
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「重要的東西會放抽屜。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAxA4QCgK42L
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我安靜兩秒,然後很不厚道地笑了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuUF2CxkfPO
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因為——57Please respect copyright.PENANAk6UxqnNs46
靠,這句也太像他了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAk7FDp7BhoD
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別人鬼月回來看家人、看神桌、看冰箱。57Please respect copyright.PENANAV7K1AmQCyV
他回來先檢查抽屜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAF5GX5ZH54X
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不是,這個人真的從裡到外都很像樓管。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXauL2ktfYt
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但我笑著笑著,忽然又覺得——57Please respect copyright.PENANAs1cwZ7aiEk
好像也挺合理。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1XJSw6EETM
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每個人都有自己最先看的地方。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2eugnhyVo4
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有的人先看飯。57Please respect copyright.PENANARfNMhnUSjB
有的人先看位子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaO5TgOesk4
有的人先看植物。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJKj3VWErNd
有的人先看抽屜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbQOOTPBRf0
有的人……可能才是先看你。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8rc2ZAQuch
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而這件事,說穿了本來就沒有標準答案。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbKfVfRA0rK
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我低頭看著中庭那些還亮著的紙燈籠,忽然覺得,鬼月其實跟很多節日一樣。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcfPkHtHBZs
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大家吵吵鬧鬧,嘴上很硬,心裡很多戲,整棟樓都很忙,商品也很有病,最後卻還是會留一點很小的空隙給人自己想。57Please respect copyright.PENANATFMXQU8Xl3
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地獄百貨不會幫你確定誰會回來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvB3QBwvufy
也不會幫你確認回來的是不是想見你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGKp71Vi6Rp
它頂多就是賣你一盞燈、一個香灰盤、一把玄關拖鞋,再很誠實地提醒你:57Please respect copyright.PENANAdwCRoD6H7Z
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別急著認。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2oFBsX9X4N
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但你要不要等一下,那是你的事。


