地獄百貨一年有幾個很不適合營業的日子。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoKvCgLW61
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例如週年慶第一天。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwqIdeqnuB
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例如農曆七月第一個週末。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCB5Tk0hiDO
例如所有人剛分手的隔天。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQNlOUaRi5
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而其中最不該開門的——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMBj0ideTf
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就是情人節。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIcBhDAicr
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但地獄百貨不只開門。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnwYvLwLF6
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它還會辦特展。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ5Fv8MFyS
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而且每年都辦得很大，像生怕大家那天過得太平靜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfhLomVJxw
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今年的主題，光看名字就知道有病。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBklHo860zB
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那天一早，我才剛走進一樓，就看到中庭掛著一整排巨型布條。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHBrHLSMLt
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上面用非常漂亮、非常精緻、非常想讓人原地轉頭回家的字體寫著：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj9EpQSQC2
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情人節特展40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0D8FbfKfZ
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《不准單獨進場》40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E2jxmFyFY
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我站在原地，沉默三秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpNI6q6sDW
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然後很真心地說了一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkT1DAzYIH
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「這棟樓到底有沒有良心？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJOJdbKQwd
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旁邊正在掛愛心燈飾的小妖怪聽到了，還很自然地接話：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2dtTjlZ2B
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「沒有喔。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1DgO6obOA
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我轉頭看他。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIyyq6GHH1
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他一邊爬梯子一邊補充：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjcqgfex5c
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「今年主打雙人限定，所以如果是自己來，工作人員會幫忙配對體驗。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd6gbIXX5M
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我：「……什麼叫配對體驗？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH178tZNsqq
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小妖怪一臉很開心。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0US5EZOdC0
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「就是您可能會被安排跟陌生鬼一起逛特展。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7jPEiOTcc
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我直接倒退一步。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj0DMzHnXm
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「誰想出來的？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE4wNs5t96
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小妖怪低頭翻了一下手上的流程表。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyW2qjRajG
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「六樓、二樓、還有行銷部聯合提案。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0dW2sRIHJ
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……很好。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNRoXJWCvE
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最會搞事的三個部門聯手。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrNFD2Ulf5
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我本來還想裝作沒看到，結果入口處的告示牌又很欠：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uWSv3HYPW
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- 單獨進場者，將由系統自動配對
- 拒絕配對者，請簽署《我今天不想面對任何關係切結書》
- 本館不保證配對對象是人、是鬼、是前任，或是您想看到的那一位
- 如在特展中情緒失控，七樓提供快速通道
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我看完之後，只想回家。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DnY8PzCHR
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問題是，我還得上班。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP4Vfh98jb
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情人節特展主場設在六樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmNmpD0Lzt
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這很合理。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa6qAlIgqd
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畢竟六樓平常就在賣一些「本來會在一起」「沒送出去的東西」「沒有再戴上的戒指」這種不太有利於心理健康的玩意。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9lGVw7idJ
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所以情人節到了，六樓整層直接大升級。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx8qnqf1Tx
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一出電梯，我就差點被閃瞎。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmUFhORgEC
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不是因為裝潢多華麗。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2jGxsRj7w
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是因為——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqx3XgGY3
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太多粉紅色。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNZ6H3QivJ
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粉紅燈。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNT6lblBoc
粉紅布幔。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHjZhH8IHf
粉紅氣球。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p8nQdMJ6D
甚至連地板指引線都是粉的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yS5WBeZdD
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而且每一區的名字，一個比一個有病：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBynM4FZ40X
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- A區：如果那天有留下來
- B區：本來可以一起看的電影
- C區：雙人限定，請不要嘴硬
- D區：還沒在一起也可以先體驗
- E區：看完不要怪我們
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我才剛站穩，蘇晚就從服務台那邊看到我了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjQHqAgMxu
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她今天穿得很正式，黑襯衫、細金鍊、妝一樣精緻，但眼神裡明顯有一種「今天不會好過」的疲憊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlShzLGrBDD
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她一看見我就說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBA4NdWbQ6
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「妳來得正好。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalpVlu0O6a
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我立刻警覺。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBCI9LALta
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「不好，我要下樓。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk5fyq2Gyz
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蘇晚非常平靜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVV7BrZfvG
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「不行，今天二樓、六樓、七樓都在借人。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0XWLgNb1c
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我指著自己。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84dOLKEIHU
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「為什麼每次都借我？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡton6DYw0SP
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她淡淡回答：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oqU4BNB0V
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「因為妳看起來最像不會當場哭的人。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgNyzQmraZ
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我：「……妳這句到底是誇還是咒我？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9RBVhiTQA
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蘇晚很誠實。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VJSW0yLBI
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「今天這種日子，算誇。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG2CwG8yWY
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……行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJJQv84HaE
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這標準也太低了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElvUeBK3c4
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情人節最先爆的，不是六樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO9KTz5OXV
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是二樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVunpLlPe0p
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因為香水區推出了情人節限定雙瓶組。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDWfh7WjOA
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名字非常不要臉，叫做：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAMsOeJDMV
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男香一瓶、女香一瓶，當然也可以不分男女，但總之設計概念就是——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa1w8IyfkZ
兩個人噴在一起，味道會變。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdyhCQjc4h
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光是這設定就已經夠危險了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEBuEOb1wR
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偏偏二樓那群人還做了更過分的活動：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbeBN3Mjas
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現場配對試香40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrr85Uh63z
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也就是說，如果你今天一個人來，工作人員就會遞給你一張號碼牌，再把你跟另一個也單獨來的人湊成一組，然後請你們互噴對香。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uHro33NjP
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我站在二樓入口，看著那一整排單身鬼抱著手臂、表情警戒、像在排隊打疫苗一樣等配對，差點笑出來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiEBzvPHwj
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第一組上場的是一個高瘦男鬼，跟一個穿長裙的女鬼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ304UryCLmC
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兩個人一看就都不是自願的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXmAwFFnUo
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二樓櫃哥笑得非常專業：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirxNOcbSky
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「兩位不用緊張，只是試香，不代表任何關係成立。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcnmcYPliP
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男鬼立刻點頭：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjCk5x61EO
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「很好，這句很重要。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNkMHkU1U6
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女鬼也點頭：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd0875Y6f2
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「對，我先說，我今天只是路過。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnkdMHyhzB
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我站在旁邊，心想——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRMPFQgXLe
很好，這兩個已經是地獄百貨標準開場白了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuCP905hc6
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結果他們才剛互噴完，味道一出來，女鬼整個人就愣住了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nAAxjr5n0
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男鬼也愣了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhldc57Koy
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兩個人看著對方，空氣安靜兩秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHT3OFLFV9
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櫃哥很興奮地問：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tKMTpWVDq
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「怎麼樣？有什麼感覺？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3K2CQ7D24
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男鬼很慢地說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcffAKtNw1
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「……很像我以前家裡窗簾曬太陽的味道。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbgSLqjL8M
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女鬼也一臉不可思議。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OzxXHu8VC
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「為什麼我聞到的是熱豆漿？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZPSV6N840
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全場安靜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRQoMntRkw
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然後櫃哥居然一臉感動地說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHiNC6iD7R
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「哇，這組是生活感路線耶。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUt3pzvy57
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我直接笑出來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4RXQG69PI
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什麼叫生活感路線？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhAQHOcaI4
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你們二樓真的把戀愛當商品分類在做。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0fvT6TlR0
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更好笑的是，那兩個人原本都很警戒，結果因為聞到的東西太奇怪，反而開始認真聊天：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oIutOqRdf
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「你家以前窗簾是什麼顏色？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshoHoBbpGk
「米白色，你呢？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbMPqUMVtB
「我家早餐店在樓下。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs49hJCA8W
「難怪是熱豆漿。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc2btYnEyB
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我站在旁邊，看著這兩個本來寫著「不要碰我」的人，突然開始討論窗簾和早餐店，真的快笑死。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbDOhtHx2J
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二樓香水區這地方最邪門的就是——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFE0ls6Q0Z
它永遠有辦法讓一群本來很想逃的人，莫名其妙站著聊起來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYTH4IwdRr
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六樓這邊更離譜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh0BpQe5ky
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因為他們今年推出的情人節限定活動是：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jG1xxTBHf
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雙人場景預演40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPanyatv58i
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翻成人話就是——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOvik7Ajxq
你可以跟另一個人一起走進一個模擬場景，看你們兩個在某種「本來可以一起」的狀況下，會長什麼樣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeQg9VE2kP
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場景有很多種：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANS0AkozHp
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- 一起買菜
- 一起看電影
- 一起在雨天撐傘
- 一起在夜市等位置
- 一起幫對方拿飲料
- 一起去宜家但還沒吵架
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光看到最後一個，我就笑到不行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOgGAW0moy
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不是，宜家但還沒吵架是什麼戀愛高危模擬？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ibXlbaW2
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蘇晚站在入口處，正在指揮一群小妖怪分組。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIUEH89V3Z
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「雙人電影區先排左邊，夜市區人滿了，雨傘區請不要再塞，上一組還在吵誰撐得比較偏。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoEZTOcyF7
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我站在旁邊，看得眼花撩亂。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1FpKRl5yl
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最誇張的是，真的有人在這裡吵起來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIWWpF7Q6d
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一對明顯是現實中就在交往的鬼，一走進「一起逛超市」模擬區，不到三分鐘就開始互相抱怨：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlnaW7ZjQL
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「你為什麼每次拿東西都不看價格？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DEhUFeu90
「那妳每次都要比三家我也很累啊！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2TCWnqVXu
「這就是預演的意義嗎？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsecWa06qok
「那你現在知道問題了嗎？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSRNB5Vjr1
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旁邊的導覽小妖怪一邊記錄一邊很專業地補一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5En4f92UgK
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「兩位配適度很高喔，已經進入穩定關係常態爭執模式。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHdOylUMjm
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我整個人直接笑到蹲下。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlQXTQjKVt
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這到底是情人節還是情侶壓力測試中心。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdp7Hwsioq
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七樓則完全不用宣傳。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IYLeTOtO5
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因為它自己就會爆。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsAlB26hYj
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情人節這天，七樓的快速通道從早上就開始有人排。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PhI7nvTTz
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排隊的人手上拿的東西，也都比平常更有節日感：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTo1JepWLi
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- 沒送出去的花
- 雙人套票
- 兩份沒吃完的蛋糕
- 一對只拆了一個的杯子
- 情人節限定對香
- 明明沒在一起卻買了兩份的東西
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七樓櫃台前方甚至臨時掛出了一張紅布條：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tyoVUjt52
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今天不處理「他明明知道今天是情人節」類客訴40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC5LHS3i53
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我看到這句直接笑出來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlsZsOqQMV
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蘇晚路過時，還很平靜地補充：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf9BdBN6Wc
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「因為今天這種理由太多，系統會當掉。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcWBVb9uP5
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……行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFNSXWQqJS
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這就是七樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykO6JEnDvO
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連客訴分類都很有經驗。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ5OP6VC6Q
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真正把全場推向高潮的，是下午三點。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPoLretQDp
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因為系統出事了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeyL64qoGA
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不是普通出事。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvtVuWKcNt
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是那個「單獨進場自動配對系統」突然開始亂配。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRXiwOJAFR
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一開始只是二樓香水區那邊傳出騷動。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSyz2CAgnv
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一個小妖怪衝上六樓，大喊：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3gIjj4x3N
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「不好了！配對名單錯亂了！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrCXaPEM2N
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蘇晚抬頭，語氣還算鎮定。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2x1ukbttW
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「怎麼錯？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ0b6ROCub
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小妖怪上氣不接下氣：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcgg20bTW5
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「有一組本來要配兩個陌生鬼，結果配到前任！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPIMg2MJxE
「還有一組配到自己！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPreSeupCq
「還有一個男鬼被配到樓管！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKxvdI5Lku
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全場先靜一秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wbcMkZwvl
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接著直接炸爛。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpUlavev69
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我轉頭看樓管。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQoi2F1uhw
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樓管整個人一動不動，臉比平常更冷，像隨時想把系統部門整組拖去七樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo7ObwyTqr
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旁邊白無常已經笑到不行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjJFmt9Y1t
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「什麼叫配到自己？哈哈哈哈哈這個也太高級了吧！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUsR5J4BaW
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黑無常都忍不住抬眼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbaSClBdin
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月老更誇張，已經整個人站起來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWtr0V5mUk
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「等等，配到前任那組在哪？我要看。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbWxxjAZJR
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樓管冷冷看他一眼：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcsscFjnvu
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「坐下。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVN7WHcYPG
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月老很識相地坐回去，但臉上還是滿滿「太精彩了」的興奮。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOlRfwuq00
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那個來報告的小妖怪繼續崩潰：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd8hhcBGvT
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「而且系統現在還在自動發號碼，二樓已經開始有人拿著對香跟陌生鬼互瞪，五樓那邊有一組配成祖孫，七樓甚至出現一個人同時領到三張情人節快速通道券——」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2jLfYGOtJ
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我真的快笑昏。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jp1cyPeUY
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不是，這也太亂了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrPMpbuuGJ
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地獄百貨今天真的把「不准單獨進場」執行到瘋掉。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnn0S3ZM5e
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樓管最後親自下場。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7Ueu0fqcE
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他一出現在二樓，整個香水區像被按靜音。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRwIU3NfF7
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本來還在互相懷疑「你是不是我前任」「你是不是系統故意羞辱我」的人，全都先閉嘴。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRUjrJmoLW
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樓管站在配對櫃台前，看了一眼亂成一團的名單，語氣很淡：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo7ujdzEDN
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「先停配對。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObZRgok17L
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櫃台小妖怪快哭了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXaXVY5d1Z
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「可是已經配出去三十七組——」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT1BfOiFaz
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樓管點頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTshYa8dUG6
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「那就讓三十七組先完成。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNLBrqixo3
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我站在旁邊，差點笑出來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vWwEKvcHs
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不是，這叫哪門子處理方式。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyPLaGP0cy
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結果更好笑的是——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxTaaBau0o
這個方式居然很有效。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcTElR0VbY
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因為原本還在罵的人，突然就被一句「都配了，先做完」給鎮住。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IX6K87Y4D
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一組一組開始回到流程。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nGiyE66DY
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有人臉臭得像被押去體檢。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uBGOLWlBK
有人全程盯地板。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3VYfRtDdo
還有人一看到對象是前任，當場翻白眼，結果二樓櫃哥還很熱情地說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtUrZZyZm7
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「哇，這組我們很少遇到，等等請務必填回饋問卷。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAyvTtXGQK
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我在旁邊真的要笑死。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiHS6ViHi9
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最經典的是那個「配到自己」的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqedmMAHZD8
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那是一個看起來很安靜的女鬼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFTi2yQAh7
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她拿著兩張號碼牌，站在櫃台前，一臉世界已經沒有什麼好怕的表情。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCVWn89gcR
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櫃哥低頭確認資料後，也安靜了兩秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxldDXw3YH
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接著他很專業地說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiQJlQNd9I
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「恭喜您，系統判定您今天最適合一起逛的人，是您自己。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL7n7ZNn6t
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全場先靜住，接著莫名其妙鼓掌。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKFXBflQHc
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因為——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFlYCHCSQZ
靠，這也太情人節。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOlB6ZYJJu
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那女鬼自己都愣了半天，最後竟然笑出來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8uhAbHeRK
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「那我可以去雙人電影區嗎？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5s6KI9vJa
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櫃哥點頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyii5tw5EFI
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「可以，而且您一個人看電影應該不會吵架。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuIK8yYkve
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我整個人直接拍桌。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSnBp0o9zV
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二樓這些櫃哥真的太會了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20R0qCuVVN
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但是，最精彩的還不是這些。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIoDnTOPuW
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最精彩的是——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefdsQKWjq2
那個被配到樓管的男鬼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gLT2HK6IV
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我一開始以為是小妖怪報錯。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4P8Y2YLs1
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結果不是。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCZFwWWcOu
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真的有一個高高瘦瘦、戴著眼鏡、看起來像某種文職人員的男鬼，手裡拿著一張配對卡，站在樓管面前，一臉生不如死。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtKQPSLnrW
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配對卡上清清楚楚寫著：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsZD8fCFe4
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配對對象：樓管40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ3EvuNUG0
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我當場差點噴笑。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRrd8ongoW
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樓管本人低頭看了那張卡，沉默整整三秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbyFT1XMZE
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旁邊全部人都在憋。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbATXiZnLmP
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白無常憋到臉都紫了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQK1KWbUEM
月老眼睛亮得像今天終於活過來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd0WrRq8zm
蘇晚轉頭假裝看另一邊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenSrVoCTXu
我直接低頭咬手。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj1DVxq3GC
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那個男鬼小聲開口：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9fci7FzbV
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「那個……我也不知道為什麼會這樣……」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisj3AsuGSo
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樓管抬頭看他。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwd2DQn0Yp
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語氣一如往常，平到不能再平。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFIwszB0EP
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「你今天想逛什麼？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZDcZmxWes
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全場瞬間靜止。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRpZ5fuYxO
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不是，真的假的？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HmQpE2f72
他要陪走流程？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp8XRHiqvu
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男鬼整個人嚇到眼鏡都快滑下來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ01K1pwkc4
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「我、我只是想買個東西……」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lKr4pzS6c
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樓管點頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacXfua9z7c
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「那走吧。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXJYrvgeDK
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全場直接炸開。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPliDKe59an
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我笑到蹲地。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4irrkGhLvL
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不是，這也太地獄百貨了吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfreIfEorZ
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結果最誇張的是，那個男鬼後來真的被樓管帶去走了一圈六樓情人節特展，回來時整個人恍惚到像剛看完人生預告片。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSmtTsaTDR
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白無常立刻衝上去問：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7epPwKzqE9
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「怎麼樣？你們逛了什麼？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00J26CFhiN
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男鬼扶著牆，很虛弱地說：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSdSe9v3dc
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「……一起買菜。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25UhLYA13O
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全場笑到天崩地裂。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqQCVwmXVp
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白無常更誇張。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw7yBKuTp2
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「然後呢？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9VgxNFlCs
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男鬼眼神空洞。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbzrffd7CX
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「他問我馬鈴薯為什麼拿那麼多。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw2RrskIVX
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我整個人笑到站不起來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbx1l4BKlM
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好，這個情人節可以了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mah0DFRzJ
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誰都不要說自己今天白來。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxK1L7oLQB
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九40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5YYpROuBF
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到了晚上，系統總算穩住一點。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFDvGzoaUl
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沒再亂配樓管，也沒再把前任配成雙人對香示範組。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDc011zf2A
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但整棟樓已經被攪亂了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiY7EmeOsm
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二樓那邊，有人明明本來是陌生鬼，噴完對香後真的坐下來聊天。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkrQRk0su3
五樓則出現一組被系統配成「一起整理房間」的兩個單身鬼，最後居然真的在討論收納。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnqcCV3K8T
三樓奶茶區今天更瘋，因為情人節限定新品推出了：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5YCKhCck2
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《不然就一起喝》40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpvz2EU2S0
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我一看到名字就知道完了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbynWRHhKz
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而果然，整個晚上三樓都在發生這種事：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4t921QBTS
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「兩位要不要點雙杯套組？今天第二杯只要加半份《先試試看》喔。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjHRU25yR1
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「不用謝謝。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5toQj3c2ZX
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「那《只是朋友》也有買一送一。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy0IpH8DH7
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「……那先給我看看。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdIOfx3QGi
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我整個人笑到不行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyspPlp9HQ
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三樓根本就是愛情詐騙溫床。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1Mt9qpDJo
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更扯的是牛頭馬面還被抓去拍宣傳照。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEKRW0cufK
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原因很簡單——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wnaPgHjeK
餐飲區覺得他們現在太有「一起喝一杯」的代表性。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PHjXPcqAs
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馬面當場拒絕：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI65NTl3fg0
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「我不要！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZITdNise7y
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點單小妖怪很努力勸他：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffaZuPVwsj
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「可是你們坐在一起真的很有說服力欸！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM4ZbbJSsO
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馬面耳根紅到不行。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq1auFqBI7
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「誰有說服力！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK5iEkvWB5
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牛頭在旁邊很平靜地喝奶茶，然後補一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeax8YOGU0I
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「你剛剛有幫我吸管拆好。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6hfHivAqp
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全場再度爆笑。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW0uY1visg
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馬面大概此生第一次想把吸管發明者一起處理掉。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hA204KO6V
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晚上十點，情人節特展準備收場。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLElWgiAT9J
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整棟樓雖然亂，但也慢慢有一種鬧夠了的疲憊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvnPFHAIL6
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有人捧著對香離開。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwDGOi1F1C
有人抱著單身電影票根笑。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYso7kzqvD
有人把原本要退的花又拿回去。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFqSitwUgC
還有人明明一整天嘴上都說「我只是被系統亂配」，最後卻在手扶梯口站很久，像是在等對方先走，還是自己先走。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlCZ2fdR8O
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我站在六樓的欄杆邊往下看，忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDfAtCA0cG
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也很像情人節。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDbEk3CrOH
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樓下那麼亮，那麼吵，那麼多愛心燈、香味、奶茶、票券、雙人套組，看起來像全世界都在逼你承認你有沒有在意誰。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsus9GaGJo
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但其實——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD85TH1j8V1
大家今天最常講的一句話，還是：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ORaOdF3m3
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「我只是剛好來。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmuIEXQgaM
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這句話，我今天至少聽了三十次。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAFg7odopf
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每一個講的人，都很真誠。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bdjk74bB3
每一個聽到的人，也都知道那不是真的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6St2LvYVd
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可地獄百貨很神奇。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlnpDrybyz
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它從來不會逼你拆穿自己。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqRvZhyyN1
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它只會把那些你嘴上不承認的東西，做成香水、做成奶茶、做成場景、做成號碼牌、做成一個跟你配對的陌生鬼，然後笑咪咪地放到你面前。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41nCNnsRq0
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你要不要拿，自己決定。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kwavLMlWq
你要不要承認，也隨便。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX1VC9FNhn
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但你今天至少會看見一次。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdg1u9WgMKX
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這大概就是地獄百貨版的浪漫。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRPk0YtlUB
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很煩。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXDASZKoF0
很吵。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD00azb2Xd7
很荒謬。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnfwU8RWhi
但也很誠實。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo3bOTARor
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十一40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy1XTCWa4W
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我本來以為今天這樣就算結束了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegzGWvekK3
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結果要下班的時候，蘇晚忽然叫住我。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V0KvBAFpJ
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她遞給我一張小卡。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0nWygRBM1
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我低頭一看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5COS7NxyD
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是一張情人節特展的紀念券，上面寫著：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCZFVbEvO0
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今日未使用完畢之配對資格，可保留至明年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrjbiEDmkH
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我直接抬頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i0TfFyIDW
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「這是什麼鬼東西？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFja2uA9av
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蘇晚很平靜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSWsR6boB9
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「系統自動發的。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLkVQqUPtp
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「我今天又沒配到誰。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlLTIrvO4S
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蘇晚看我一眼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdKOvcKSXN
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停了一秒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4YzXpmsVs
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「妳確定？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnm1OlEl63
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我整個人愣住。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtLFjHIep7
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然後瞬間想到——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzbuGUeWaj
樓管。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fck3sAkuL
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不是，等等。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpul7DJw4g
那個配對到樓管的是別人。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAsFAl2w12
我今天沒有配對。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeh5habgQ6
但這張卡為什麼發給我？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcDd81vaWW
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我正要說話，旁邊忽然傳來很淡的一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IkqdYrSdH
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「拿著吧。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvQrEeFBYa
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我轉頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wp264Kjif
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樓管不知道什麼時候站在那裡。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESyugXTknF
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還是一樣平靜，一樣像根本不會被情人節這種東西影響半分。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdU7rdeI4W
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我看著那張卡，又看著他。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqVu1FA8Tf
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「為什麼？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIz0I5otJC
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樓管看了我一眼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVjDTBfpJ5
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語氣很平：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2JuqGWS91
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「明年可能用得到。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIKvlCaM7i
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我：「……」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uggItbwtI
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全場最會講幹話的人，根本不是月老。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzefyhUnUjL
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是你吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNO0dC4H7c
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蘇晚很識相地轉身走了，留我一個人站在那裡，拿著那張該死的卡，耳根莫名有點熱。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwbVjkgDrO
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樓管倒是很自然，說完就準備下樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnTv5naEPH
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我看著他的背影，最後還是沒忍住，衝著他背後問了一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzkLK4SqcD
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「你們系統是不是故意的？」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8SqlhBYNZ
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他停了一下，沒回頭。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCDoEa1gNV
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只很淡地丟下一句：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YocxPm7HA
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「本館系統，偶爾很準。」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXccM17SaX
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然後就走了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoAv5an55B
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我站在原地，低頭看著手裡那張卡，先是想翻白眼，後來卻忍不住笑了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj2poYWs1t
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很好。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHwpseAfu7
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今年情人節，整棟樓最不該發生的事，差不多都發生了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGg5XPzp1C
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有人配到前任。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1s6nlvtrL
有人配到自己。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1VpA2ERGd
有人被樓管帶去買菜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHE7OfpvMO
有人聞個香水開始聊窗簾和早餐店。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN0YU54NjI
有人明明只是想喝奶茶，最後帶著兩杯走。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytNjG1ZeJq
有人嘴巴說只是朋友，卻一起拎著同一袋東西下樓。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKtraelKvP
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而我拿著這張不知道算不算預告的卡，忽然覺得——40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mYmBG8arm
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這棟地獄百貨，真的很煩。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBtJkXlJAU
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但也真的……很會。
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