地獄百貨一年有幾個很不適合營業的日子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcy804CNCxJ
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例如週年慶第一天。77Please respect copyright.PENANAY0dyOordFQ
例如員工尾牙隔天。77Please respect copyright.PENANAF2T1tWreAJ
例如七夕。77Please respect copyright.PENANATIFXfc2Avj
例如農曆七月第一個週末。77Please respect copyright.PENANAebyLQe6P0T
例如所有人剛分手的隔天。77Please respect copyright.PENANApoomMMCxfW
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而其中最不該開門的——77Please respect copyright.PENANAi92IVcqr2K
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就是情人節。77Please respect copyright.PENANAM6oPDqcqDH
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但地獄百貨不只開門。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKSZBzkCCZX
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它還會辦特展。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1QaPEperHD
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而且每年都辦得很大,像生怕大家那天過得太平靜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvZkxfwqWGT
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今年的主題,光看名字就知道有病。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJYRMEnMEpA
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那天一早,我才剛走進一樓,就看到中庭掛著一整排巨型布條。77Please respect copyright.PENANAuZuDeKM4Cf
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上面用非常漂亮、非常精緻、非常想讓人原地轉頭回家的字體寫著:77Please respect copyright.PENANAPv1t1UAhFS
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情人節特展77Please respect copyright.PENANAYeli9wHxGS
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《不准單獨進場》77Please respect copyright.PENANAJykNeDXk3j
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我站在原地,沉默三秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANABybZflrAlX
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然後很真心地說了一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANAgAEHmzLqLH
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「這棟樓到底有沒有良心?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAatMIvqSVnH
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旁邊正在掛愛心燈飾的小妖怪聽到了,還很自然地接話:77Please respect copyright.PENANASAOm6S8CGo
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「沒有喔。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAWqtCqZzCH9
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我轉頭看他。77Please respect copyright.PENANAlD4zWYuS4h
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他一邊爬梯子一邊補充:77Please respect copyright.PENANAFEPZWBBA0t
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「今年主打雙人限定,所以如果是自己來,工作人員會幫忙配對體驗。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA6dAC0wSJ7e
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我:「……什麼叫配對體驗?」77Please respect copyright.PENANA2ONH6j4W0M
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小妖怪一臉很開心。77Please respect copyright.PENANABPupNh01C8
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「就是您可能會被安排跟陌生鬼一起逛特展。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAcCxAgLmDwe
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我直接倒退一步。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzrBeFgo5hU
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「誰想出來的?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAdAfJRO18Oi
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小妖怪低頭翻了一下手上的流程表。77Please respect copyright.PENANAwWCvSQpfWq
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「六樓、二樓、還有行銷部聯合提案。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA5mNDPu56th
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……很好。77Please respect copyright.PENANAF1gStNARVe
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最會搞事的三個部門聯手。77Please respect copyright.PENANABnyeFtSYaA
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我本來還想裝作沒看到,結果入口處的告示牌又很欠:77Please respect copyright.PENANAz7JIhZFtQA
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- 77Please respect copyright.PENANAe87LvAuaa9
- 單獨進場者,將由系統自動配對
- 拒絕配對者,請簽署《我今天不想面對任何關係切結書》
- 本館不保證配對對象是人、是鬼、是前任,或是您想看到的那一位
- 如在特展中情緒失控,七樓提供快速通道
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我看完之後,只想回家。77Please respect copyright.PENANATeAwZorBW7
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問題是,我還得上班。77Please respect copyright.PENANAyed6xZCGNB
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情人節特展主場設在六樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbwgu2kfVMw
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這很合理。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZXcWDbloqy
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畢竟六樓平常就在賣一些「本來會在一起」「沒送出去的東西」「沒有再戴上的戒指」這種不太有利於心理健康的玩意。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfR44T7O1oq
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所以情人節到了,六樓整層直接大升級。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5nnzdqbVOv
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一出電梯,我就差點被閃瞎。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAC5LDhGgV5
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不是因為裝潢多華麗。77Please respect copyright.PENANACxRZWhmyFq
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是因為——77Please respect copyright.PENANA440yEFOVhd
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太多粉紅色。77Please respect copyright.PENANA9d78D0z1mR
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粉紅燈。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzRoNTywJRO
粉紅布幔。77Please respect copyright.PENANAM7djLTJ3GA
粉紅氣球。77Please respect copyright.PENANA78Eb6SSsyB
甚至連地板指引線都是粉的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxWMzGGMxqc
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而且每一區的名字,一個比一個有病:77Please respect copyright.PENANAiaHjlhl28e
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- 77Please respect copyright.PENANAG7sIBKz9lu
- A區:如果那天有留下來
- B區:本來可以一起看的電影
- C區:雙人限定,請不要嘴硬
- D區:還沒在一起也可以先體驗
- E區:看完不要怪我們
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我才剛站穩,蘇晚就從服務台那邊看到我了。77Please respect copyright.PENANABfdtHTI9ub
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她今天穿得很正式,黑襯衫、細金鍊、妝一樣精緻,但眼神裡明顯有一種「今天不會好過」的疲憊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAC10ExNpgeg
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她一看見我就說:77Please respect copyright.PENANAuMOub8j58n
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「妳來得正好。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAj2veRXnmTX
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我立刻警覺。77Please respect copyright.PENANA4RbOuWxqaF
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「不好,我要下樓。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAGrs1BrqjZu
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蘇晚非常平靜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxbTKcYiwrT
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「不行,今天二樓、六樓、七樓都在借人。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAIJuY1NgYqK
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我指著自己。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5RWYbB8mGP
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「為什麼每次都借我?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAGZlNXGYxnB
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她淡淡回答:77Please respect copyright.PENANAka9hZvs5E9
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「因為妳看起來最像不會當場哭的人。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAwNNJisMilq
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我:「……妳這句到底是誇還是咒我?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAyB1x2SRchW
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蘇晚很誠實。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXBaJqYJdlu
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「今天這種日子,算誇。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAZILwQtzJQr
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……行。77Please respect copyright.PENANA4UBaux9Szx
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這標準也太低了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAf7ugMW2S7x
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情人節最先爆的,不是六樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdrRKoQ3e9n
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是二樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANARmfIOxwdXp
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因為香水區推出了情人節限定雙瓶組。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1AhnQxkxih
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名字非常不要臉,叫做:77Please respect copyright.PENANAynock9xP2d
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《如果你先靠近》對香組77Please respect copyright.PENANA1pBLQ3LaKq
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男香一瓶、女香一瓶,當然也可以不分男女,但總之設計概念就是——77Please respect copyright.PENANAD8cJxUjFTl
兩個人噴在一起,味道會變。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYjwJXm8jxS
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光是這設定就已經夠危險了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAp0ia0us5iO
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偏偏二樓那群人還做了更過分的活動:77Please respect copyright.PENANAMk4byw3tKw
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現場配對試香77Please respect copyright.PENANA5kyGFRyhFF
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也就是說,如果你今天一個人來,工作人員就會遞給你一張號碼牌,再把你跟另一個也單獨來的人湊成一組,然後請你們互噴對香。77Please respect copyright.PENANAt05T1KQrSs
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我站在二樓入口,看著那一整排單身鬼抱著手臂、表情警戒、像在排隊打疫苗一樣等配對,差點笑出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjl2q6HzdIA
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第一組上場的是一個高瘦男鬼,跟一個穿長裙的女鬼。77Please respect copyright.PENANADdUYm0c0cf
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兩個人一看就都不是自願的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAq7CPaiFebo
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二樓櫃哥笑得非常專業:77Please respect copyright.PENANAjZvKD6PahI
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「兩位不用緊張,只是試香,不代表任何關係成立。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAQMG2RgPbAT
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男鬼立刻點頭:77Please respect copyright.PENANA8YQzzWRHio
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「很好,這句很重要。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAHr0hC2cYyD
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女鬼也點頭:77Please respect copyright.PENANAd2ssVUnOg7
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「對,我先說,我今天只是路過。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA9oFjkm8Yz8
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我站在旁邊,心想——77Please respect copyright.PENANAWr5MyqGQOj
很好,這兩個已經是地獄百貨標準開場白了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA23m5g3msCO
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結果他們才剛互噴完,味道一出來,女鬼整個人就愣住了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6jtUdxTpTM
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男鬼也愣了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2aRy2KdZdk
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兩個人看著對方,空氣安靜兩秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANATmHGA8lRLf
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櫃哥很興奮地問:77Please respect copyright.PENANAsGzylmeZC0
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「怎麼樣?有什麼感覺?」77Please respect copyright.PENANA2YgD8J3fAM
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男鬼很慢地說:77Please respect copyright.PENANA4ccWSiyGAe
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「……很像我以前家裡窗簾曬太陽的味道。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAQMdJB0igZl
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女鬼也一臉不可思議。77Please respect copyright.PENANA43iPfFRID5
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「為什麼我聞到的是熱豆漿?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAcKueHg2YxR
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全場安靜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkYKj8wJJzv
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然後櫃哥居然一臉感動地說:77Please respect copyright.PENANAYhy6sLI1JT
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「哇,這組是生活感路線耶。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAe2hZuGvFVI
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我直接笑出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAqnz9ebw8mB
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什麼叫生活感路線?77Please respect copyright.PENANASTkFC5hNyj
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你們二樓真的把戀愛當商品分類在做。77Please respect copyright.PENANAlDkYP36GEE
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更好笑的是,那兩個人原本都很警戒,結果因為聞到的東西太奇怪,反而開始認真聊天:77Please respect copyright.PENANAnZpzwna6F6
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「你家以前窗簾是什麼顏色?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAg5cxTTFUUR
「米白色,你呢?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAaMQZQBTMQK
「我家早餐店在樓下。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAw07aQbqWQC
「難怪是熱豆漿。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA16kYmnBx9t
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我站在旁邊,看著這兩個本來寫著「不要碰我」的人,突然開始討論窗簾和早餐店,真的快笑死。77Please respect copyright.PENANAV7CnZOlRYt
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二樓香水區這地方最邪門的就是——77Please respect copyright.PENANAL8SX2IESLV
它永遠有辦法讓一群本來很想逃的人,莫名其妙站著聊起來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWtv2rkvTYF
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四77Please respect copyright.PENANAr80ktORab0
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六樓這邊更離譜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAz75dwlKFgY
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因為他們今年推出的情人節限定活動是:77Please respect copyright.PENANAjm4kKSpmRU
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雙人場景預演77Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Z3oCEgiC
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翻成人話就是——77Please respect copyright.PENANAQAlteegWnd
你可以跟另一個人一起走進一個模擬場景,看你們兩個在某種「本來可以一起」的狀況下,會長什麼樣。77Please respect copyright.PENANAY0vvejhQq0
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場景有很多種:77Please respect copyright.PENANAyLjfpMhSCl
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- 一起買菜
- 一起看電影
- 一起在雨天撐傘
- 一起在夜市等位置
- 一起幫對方拿飲料
- 一起去宜家但還沒吵架
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光看到最後一個,我就笑到不行。77Please respect copyright.PENANADNNQ1Guhbe
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不是,宜家但還沒吵架是什麼戀愛高危模擬?77Please respect copyright.PENANAThUrTISPpB
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蘇晚站在入口處,正在指揮一群小妖怪分組。77Please respect copyright.PENANA17nTjKKoC7
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「雙人電影區先排左邊,夜市區人滿了,雨傘區請不要再塞,上一組還在吵誰撐得比較偏。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAOY4M6R4XKa
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我站在旁邊,看得眼花撩亂。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHfMJymwDyp
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最誇張的是,真的有人在這裡吵起來。77Please respect copyright.PENANALffmAjCUyd
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一對明顯是現實中就在交往的鬼,一走進「一起逛超市」模擬區,不到三分鐘就開始互相抱怨:77Please respect copyright.PENANArP6FXzu8yt
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「你為什麼每次拿東西都不看價格?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAM5gGDqShSz
「那妳每次都要比三家我也很累啊!」77Please respect copyright.PENANABbAfVtr4UW
「這就是預演的意義嗎?」77Please respect copyright.PENANApQDXZNFLYJ
「那你現在知道問題了嗎?」77Please respect copyright.PENANA1sd1slMTXb
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旁邊的導覽小妖怪一邊記錄一邊很專業地補一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANASnTwUxImy1
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「兩位配適度很高喔,已經進入穩定關係常態爭執模式。」77Please respect copyright.PENANARf9IUpgbFx
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我整個人直接笑到蹲下。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEqviXmQoSa
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這到底是情人節還是情侶壓力測試中心。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEnuXxuQvNo
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五77Please respect copyright.PENANAEXS04SlEQb
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七樓則完全不用宣傳。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaDdH4cp1v9
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因為它自己就會爆。77Please respect copyright.PENANAri2wY1Zvn6
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情人節這天,七樓的快速通道從早上就開始有人排。77Please respect copyright.PENANAb9S3gCsz0K
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排隊的人手上拿的東西,也都比平常更有節日感:77Please respect copyright.PENANAmhbmXUr4i3
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- 沒送出去的花
- 雙人套票
- 兩份沒吃完的蛋糕
- 一對只拆了一個的杯子
- 情人節限定對香
- 明明沒在一起卻買了兩份的東西
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七樓櫃台前方甚至臨時掛出了一張紅布條:77Please respect copyright.PENANA77unoy9PCa
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今天不處理「他明明知道今天是情人節」類客訴77Please respect copyright.PENANAL02fA4xGzS
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我看到這句直接笑出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAH4Ydv7XzHx
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蘇晚路過時,還很平靜地補充:77Please respect copyright.PENANAInmdEufdqP
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「因為今天這種理由太多,系統會當掉。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAjY2mN9lbQa
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……行。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjw0GNTbTg0
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這就是七樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzOuqUzG7Aj
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連客訴分類都很有經驗。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7QGHoSgYC
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六77Please respect copyright.PENANAG9K6L6fPab
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真正把全場推向高潮的,是下午三點。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhVc2SkfIyo
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因為系統出事了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsBN7OScGkF
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不是普通出事。77Please respect copyright.PENANAiWmJPkURRG
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是那個「單獨進場自動配對系統」突然開始亂配。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhjvlKnJMXA
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一開始只是二樓香水區那邊傳出騷動。77Please respect copyright.PENANAr2DfGoNx2O
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一個小妖怪衝上六樓,大喊:77Please respect copyright.PENANA5v8KSEmJCr
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「不好了!配對名單錯亂了!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAHqrZyRCRIw
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蘇晚抬頭,語氣還算鎮定。77Please respect copyright.PENANAFK3zbfbaqR
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「怎麼錯?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAl8GnHfbGXd
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小妖怪上氣不接下氣:77Please respect copyright.PENANAtZH63bqYaf
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「有一組本來要配兩個陌生鬼,結果配到前任!」77Please respect copyright.PENANA3uQfy5oWlt
「還有一組配到自己!」77Please respect copyright.PENANA80pRoSZ6QM
「還有一個男鬼被配到樓管!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAQxnv4bLqDE
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全場先靜一秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANABsVr8GKQdc
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接著直接炸爛。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAmjYvuHqP8
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我轉頭看樓管。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5VlxpKGbge
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樓管整個人一動不動,臉比平常更冷,像隨時想把系統部門整組拖去七樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANATcC4qF44CF
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旁邊白無常已經笑到不行。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaZB8T0fEXH
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「什麼叫配到自己?哈哈哈哈哈這個也太高級了吧!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAV6z8NgJdtH
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黑無常都忍不住抬眼。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5n64Lgx7R
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月老更誇張,已經整個人站起來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAB1dXGCaOX4
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「等等,配到前任那組在哪?我要看。」77Please respect copyright.PENANASIvbwvWnsZ
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樓管冷冷看他一眼:77Please respect copyright.PENANAD3ZnSYA06P
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「坐下。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAsCsslSBadH
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月老很識相地坐回去,但臉上還是滿滿「太精彩了」的興奮。77Please respect copyright.PENANALXezW0hJoR
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那個來報告的小妖怪繼續崩潰:77Please respect copyright.PENANAgi9M7uf2VH
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「而且系統現在還在自動發號碼,二樓已經開始有人拿著對香跟陌生鬼互瞪,五樓那邊有一組配成祖孫,七樓甚至出現一個人同時領到三張情人節快速通道券——」77Please respect copyright.PENANAeVU07e8ne0
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我真的快笑昏。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJLJKG0ZJsA
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不是,這也太亂了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIUpEwma76u
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地獄百貨今天真的把「不准單獨進場」執行到瘋掉。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsbUXnHraTW
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七77Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fp8QlRtfJ
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樓管最後親自下場。77Please respect copyright.PENANAmnUNfjn4uo
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他一出現在二樓,整個香水區像被按靜音。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKeBDja1okU
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本來還在互相懷疑「你是不是我前任」「你是不是系統故意羞辱我」的人,全都先閉嘴。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHUBDyYk4b0
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樓管站在配對櫃台前,看了一眼亂成一團的名單,語氣很淡:77Please respect copyright.PENANAiKGKOJesW6
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「先停配對。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA412vCcDwx4
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櫃台小妖怪快哭了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAr0wqpswBaS
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「可是已經配出去三十七組——」77Please respect copyright.PENANAvnAc39O1lx
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樓管點頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvHZhLHwjqe
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「那就讓三十七組先完成。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAh1Imo0qnd2
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我站在旁邊,差點笑出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKCF27bqep3
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不是,這叫哪門子處理方式。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZUdtAyqrGG
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結果更好笑的是——77Please respect copyright.PENANAHZXdsqTN0M
這個方式居然很有效。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjMogFwZUfa
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因為原本還在罵的人,突然就被一句「都配了,先做完」給鎮住。77Please respect copyright.PENANAwEyPk9IC4h
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一組一組開始回到流程。77Please respect copyright.PENANAuTXQfm2XWu
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有人臉臭得像被押去體檢。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7QNIP48u0u
有人全程盯地板。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6Z96MZ78vv
還有人一看到對象是前任,當場翻白眼,結果二樓櫃哥還很熱情地說:77Please respect copyright.PENANATEcdv9Ws6v
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「哇,這組我們很少遇到,等等請務必填回饋問卷。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA7PmfqIygeD
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我在旁邊真的要笑死。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWj7ApngOfU
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最經典的是那個「配到自己」的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIH5mru5ZcU
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那是一個看起來很安靜的女鬼。77Please respect copyright.PENANALpKwhgqj2r
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她拿著兩張號碼牌,站在櫃台前,一臉世界已經沒有什麼好怕的表情。77Please respect copyright.PENANAG9ewqISGQ8
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櫃哥低頭確認資料後,也安靜了兩秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANALYK9ipRXWR
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接著他很專業地說:77Please respect copyright.PENANA8XwgYOqhuO
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「恭喜您,系統判定您今天最適合一起逛的人,是您自己。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAhZV2gDaNGy
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全場先靜住,接著莫名其妙鼓掌。77Please respect copyright.PENANAj1NVCRjLNk
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因為——77Please respect copyright.PENANAiQmJPqSKzD
靠,這也太情人節。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOAWDvAbDDA
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那女鬼自己都愣了半天,最後竟然笑出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAGlutWCD3gO
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「那我可以去雙人電影區嗎?」77Please respect copyright.PENANASiEYXVWA0k
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櫃哥點頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtowZkNGL5s
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「可以,而且您一個人看電影應該不會吵架。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAviFKAe3Dww
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我整個人直接拍桌。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7qbzQyTGFS
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二樓這些櫃哥真的太會了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAO2D3DeblNE
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八77Please respect copyright.PENANAicriJf1GuS
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77Please respect copyright.PENANAvT7JXJPhVB
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但是,最精彩的還不是這些。77Please respect copyright.PENANALKewIjPpXs
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77Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ7JnpwY5f
最精彩的是——77Please respect copyright.PENANAocsm1QXwbS
那個被配到樓管的男鬼。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzq7I7foueK
77Please respect copyright.PENANADleqrNMSvQ
77Please respect copyright.PENANAwTD9FAJwjF
我一開始以為是小妖怪報錯。77Please respect copyright.PENANAyqDlyqJ7XY
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結果不是。77Please respect copyright.PENANAymchgigFwL
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真的有一個高高瘦瘦、戴著眼鏡、看起來像某種文職人員的男鬼,手裡拿著一張配對卡,站在樓管面前,一臉生不如死。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHIlPWS0xVu
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配對卡上清清楚楚寫著:77Please respect copyright.PENANA3DVsFbWm3o
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配對對象:樓管77Please respect copyright.PENANAIJQWDv64eR
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我當場差點噴笑。77Please respect copyright.PENANAv2lYw9qoJy
77Please respect copyright.PENANACkblfJpOl9
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樓管本人低頭看了那張卡,沉默整整三秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAH7XhMISF9I
77Please respect copyright.PENANAXibBBgfymq
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旁邊全部人都在憋。77Please respect copyright.PENANATNJ5hlqRzf
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白無常憋到臉都紫了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAPGaTmWyze4
月老眼睛亮得像今天終於活過來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvbjOj6TAsW
蘇晚轉頭假裝看另一邊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkBIPT6c9fb
我直接低頭咬手。77Please respect copyright.PENANATUK4D0VbQD
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那個男鬼小聲開口:77Please respect copyright.PENANAHh6uSTeGGs
77Please respect copyright.PENANAjPR13zfCzV
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「那個……我也不知道為什麼會這樣……」77Please respect copyright.PENANA0XoD7c05AK
77Please respect copyright.PENANAii01poq495
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樓管抬頭看他。77Please respect copyright.PENANABFkMMvXgZY
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語氣一如往常,平到不能再平。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEz69fHanSc
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「你今天想逛什麼?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAn0rh1YXmt6
77Please respect copyright.PENANADPmuzqlRwR
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全場瞬間靜止。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMr2yjF2pe2
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不是,真的假的?77Please respect copyright.PENANAfu7mqNYgRV
他要陪走流程?77Please respect copyright.PENANAM88QNW7QC6
77Please respect copyright.PENANAaCsMcH53au
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男鬼整個人嚇到眼鏡都快滑下來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQCHCwPcDoh
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「我、我只是想買個東西……」77Please respect copyright.PENANA7aYaN7MsBw
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樓管點頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUkH6GeA7xC
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「那走吧。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAvuSgXAkgNV
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全場直接炸開。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEMs6r0YXsy
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我笑到蹲地。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKYLn0mifeG
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不是,這也太地獄百貨了吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANA8MnZ9pNk14
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結果最誇張的是,那個男鬼後來真的被樓管帶去走了一圈六樓情人節特展,回來時整個人恍惚到像剛看完人生預告片。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHTGHKz63BC
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白無常立刻衝上去問:77Please respect copyright.PENANAXiUwPtxVB5
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「怎麼樣?你們逛了什麼?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAMTPhR0YCVI
77Please respect copyright.PENANAS270WCO3Ph
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男鬼扶著牆,很虛弱地說:77Please respect copyright.PENANAHRQ8hJTyuZ
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「……一起買菜。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAt5W3F0vKY6
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全場笑到天崩地裂。77Please respect copyright.PENANA9LE1SaHtCa
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白無常更誇張。77Please respect copyright.PENANACqKMfKJQn8
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「然後呢?」77Please respect copyright.PENANA1ctvxe0ouh
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男鬼眼神空洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANABx8yJLskhq
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「他問我馬鈴薯為什麼拿那麼多。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAv3hAP2X8o4
77Please respect copyright.PENANAelzOksyqn4
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我整個人笑到站不起來。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3FPWr6ZGgX
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好,這個情人節可以了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAb4tOEBdteh
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誰都不要說自己今天白來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaCgtEaZLXe
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九77Please respect copyright.PENANAShPLzpCKsh
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到了晚上,系統總算穩住一點。77Please respect copyright.PENANACMraDWzXBC
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沒再亂配樓管,也沒再把前任配成雙人對香示範組。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2fIhhHiLfw
77Please respect copyright.PENANAuNs4nCY4dT
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但整棟樓已經被攪亂了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeXgJu3NnRB
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二樓那邊,有人明明本來是陌生鬼,噴完對香後真的坐下來聊天。77Please respect copyright.PENANA4NHTKx3DXR
五樓則出現一組被系統配成「一起整理房間」的兩個單身鬼,最後居然真的在討論收納。77Please respect copyright.PENANA4jXaimjWmm
三樓奶茶區今天更瘋,因為情人節限定新品推出了:77Please respect copyright.PENANAEo29loc3up
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《不然就一起喝》77Please respect copyright.PENANAZhoga7CibC
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我一看到名字就知道完了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAP06WnP2GI3
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而果然,整個晚上三樓都在發生這種事:77Please respect copyright.PENANAes4bAvVk5R
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「兩位要不要點雙杯套組?今天第二杯只要加半份《先試試看》喔。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAEUDak415kv
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「不用謝謝。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAVenN93qFs0
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「那《只是朋友》也有買一送一。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAN3IEAW5ClJ
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「……那先給我看看。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAhSnc1JTW3d
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我整個人笑到不行。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0kLeIIxPQc
77Please respect copyright.PENANAO9OM1Yv2z4
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三樓根本就是愛情詐騙溫床。77Please respect copyright.PENANArQem2yaBQk
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更扯的是牛頭馬面還被抓去拍宣傳照。77Please respect copyright.PENANA4VSKXSIL6Y
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原因很簡單——77Please respect copyright.PENANA1ISM7uJIMR
餐飲區覺得他們現在太有「一起喝一杯」的代表性。77Please respect copyright.PENANATh7p6oivUG
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馬面當場拒絕:77Please respect copyright.PENANAnzzWE6uGWx
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「我不要!」77Please respect copyright.PENANA0vPH4q9vfe
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點單小妖怪很努力勸他:77Please respect copyright.PENANAGW6MazpPMz
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「可是你們坐在一起真的很有說服力欸!」77Please respect copyright.PENANA8wWC8NGF2o
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馬面耳根紅到不行。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2doTHlzDTB
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「誰有說服力!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAit3nZnQJdZ
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牛頭在旁邊很平靜地喝奶茶,然後補一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANA1MRNj2N28M
77Please respect copyright.PENANA6c1q36E8xM
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「你剛剛有幫我吸管拆好。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAGSh6N0jcEj
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全場再度爆笑。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7UGa0RQPca
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馬面大概此生第一次想把吸管發明者一起處理掉。77Please respect copyright.PENANABEOkkmte4u
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十77Please respect copyright.PENANACqtXN0XAtI
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晚上十點,情人節特展準備收場。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3RN4JksNhg
77Please respect copyright.PENANA5L5iIxfxDH
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整棟樓雖然亂,但也慢慢有一種鬧夠了的疲憊。77Please respect copyright.PENANA9rCIIOWZCN
77Please respect copyright.PENANAnfEJjBJpyj
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有人捧著對香離開。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdwn93oVpDU
有人抱著單身電影票根笑。77Please respect copyright.PENANABxrW8EgiP8
有人把原本要退的花又拿回去。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdbcGdiwmQU
還有人明明一整天嘴上都說「我只是被系統亂配」,最後卻在手扶梯口站很久,像是在等對方先走,還是自己先走。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKDOUmK29ED
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我站在六樓的欄杆邊往下看,忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1k39Hwq6r
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也很像情人節。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdnBAcYVv3u
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樓下那麼亮,那麼吵,那麼多愛心燈、香味、奶茶、票券、雙人套組,看起來像全世界都在逼你承認你有沒有在意誰。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0GNflbBFRo
77Please respect copyright.PENANAccv5bClGv0
77Please respect copyright.PENANAfxpRZN76V4
但其實——77Please respect copyright.PENANAtm6Is2GZae
大家今天最常講的一句話,還是:77Please respect copyright.PENANAjBNgZGIsF0
77Please respect copyright.PENANAAWY65vKRlD
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「我只是剛好來。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAsuzwXN7HDH
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這句話,我今天至少聽了三十次。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeSW1Kuhd2v
77Please respect copyright.PENANAMyjqiWgnDv
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每一個講的人,都很真誠。77Please respect copyright.PENANA291qee7Fhe
每一個聽到的人,也都知道那不是真的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxa9UoHDmh7
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可地獄百貨很神奇。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAG30Grnmf0
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它從來不會逼你拆穿自己。77Please respect copyright.PENANAz71Ajclnp8
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它只會把那些你嘴上不承認的東西,做成香水、做成奶茶、做成場景、做成號碼牌、做成一個跟你配對的陌生鬼,然後笑咪咪地放到你面前。77Please respect copyright.PENANANKMyYwOjvt
77Please respect copyright.PENANAz9bPXHutdt
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你要不要拿,自己決定。77Please respect copyright.PENANASSELKCz6UO
你要不要承認,也隨便。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAJo9VIGRUC
77Please respect copyright.PENANAFCe1v4bmeh
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但你今天至少會看見一次。77Please respect copyright.PENANAK4Ri3FK7N5
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這大概就是地獄百貨版的浪漫。77Please respect copyright.PENANATObavjA6IM
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很煩。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIyr5Gf8b9d
很吵。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxcOE5qR0Y4
很荒謬。77Please respect copyright.PENANAgCKwv2gfe5
但也很誠實。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtfA9gAMrBp
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十一77Please respect copyright.PENANAegWWCGpso4
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我本來以為今天這樣就算結束了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnA6ScEBCwW
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結果要下班的時候,蘇晚忽然叫住我。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzTMleArbho
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她遞給我一張小卡。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnnN3x7B6Fg
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我低頭一看。77Please respect copyright.PENANATlam4noTQn
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是一張情人節特展的紀念券,上面寫著:77Please respect copyright.PENANA9nwe4QNGu3
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今日未使用完畢之配對資格,可保留至明年。77Please respect copyright.PENANA04EpCtc6pP
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我直接抬頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAALimL2FoFX
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「這是什麼鬼東西?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAqY1Ee6xQgb
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蘇晚很平靜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAGVnEFyTUKD
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「系統自動發的。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAeI2Zx807sQ
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「我今天又沒配到誰。」77Please respect copyright.PENANARWX2xgFLLI
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蘇晚看我一眼。77Please respect copyright.PENANACODFk4J3Di
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停了一秒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaXCvIPMwmu
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「妳確定?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAkaMq0fnsoh
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我整個人愣住。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaq8IFzIvWJ
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然後瞬間想到——77Please respect copyright.PENANAXMU78nWTsQ
樓管。77Please respect copyright.PENANALnYBKwBVg8
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不是,等等。77Please respect copyright.PENANAyORY8lj7vS
那個配對到樓管的是別人。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZUemjcnbHc
我今天沒有配對。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMrZXTG8xFZ
但這張卡為什麼發給我?77Please respect copyright.PENANAzuXf1jVpTH
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我正要說話,旁邊忽然傳來很淡的一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANAKhkFpsMig5
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「拿著吧。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAAlTz943Qcj
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我轉頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAt9bzWMmJh
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樓管不知道什麼時候站在那裡。77Please respect copyright.PENANA56YZiOC7EP
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還是一樣平靜,一樣像根本不會被情人節這種東西影響半分。77Please respect copyright.PENANA8BRsX5oUr9
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我看著那張卡,又看著他。77Please respect copyright.PENANASTB1PB1yuU
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「為什麼?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAzLh7DVJspk
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樓管看了我一眼。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWpcV83frqS
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語氣很平:77Please respect copyright.PENANAmybWjF1sPV
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「明年可能用得到。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAiXCXtHXUm5
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我:「……」77Please respect copyright.PENANA8gu1U5vnLs
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全場最會講幹話的人,根本不是月老。77Please respect copyright.PENANArRKhrdAB2q
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是你吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAh4VsaJKKM6
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蘇晚很識相地轉身走了,留我一個人站在那裡,拿著那張該死的卡,耳根莫名有點熱。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjfb6oqorsB
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樓管倒是很自然,說完就準備下樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAFLUFhkGK3t
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我看著他的背影,最後還是沒忍住,衝著他背後問了一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6nNeX8q2v
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「你們系統是不是故意的?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAadPRwt48Va
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他停了一下,沒回頭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoXpxJyYeIA
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只很淡地丟下一句:77Please respect copyright.PENANAWTnYQT7V5Q
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「本館系統,偶爾很準。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAeKo549Kwmv
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然後就走了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhz45bnwDrE
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我站在原地,低頭看著手裡那張卡,先是想翻白眼,後來卻忍不住笑了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1WQI4HCBxz
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很好。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVHznz6EsUF
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今年情人節,整棟樓最不該發生的事,差不多都發生了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfZnA5Hsyck
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有人配到前任。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnpvwICrP28
有人配到自己。77Please respect copyright.PENANARgLuE7I2Hu
有人被樓管帶去買菜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAyAnIxI6AMK
有人聞個香水開始聊窗簾和早餐店。77Please respect copyright.PENANANPfAfpegl6
有人明明只是想喝奶茶,最後帶著兩杯走。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUjUDxkeR62
有人嘴巴說只是朋友,卻一起拎著同一袋東西下樓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAld6p40Lsl7
77Please respect copyright.PENANA3eGdvLsEc7
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而我拿著這張不知道算不算預告的卡,忽然覺得——77Please respect copyright.PENANAhycjLGp92R
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這棟地獄百貨,真的很煩。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJI7ug7Yvtq
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但也真的……很會。


