地獄百貨的一樓，平常最危險的是鞋子。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOWeCnByZu
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二樓最危險的是香水。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4SPZcIaOG
三樓最危險的是奶茶。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb037YiovI
六樓最危險的是所有名字看起來像忠告，實際上像陷阱的東西。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZFpZtDlDY
七樓則沒有什麼「最危險」這種說法，因為那裡本身就是危險。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpw3YPSjWt
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但只要一下雨——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIiBRfAepg
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整棟樓最危險的地方，就會立刻換人。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGev1npUYCN
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變成一樓中庭旁邊那個平常沒什麼人在意、只有天氣不好時才會突然爆滿的地方：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNCHtENW76
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雨傘區41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhqaPtsyWr
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而且不是普通危險。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAET78Qv5X
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是那種——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3126YBxkGT
平常沒事，雨一來，所有客人就會突然一起做錯決定的危險。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hpCOavTfc
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那天雨大到不像人間會下的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKqZuI2TQ3
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不是傾盆大雨那種帥氣的下法。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvccc02PA0
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是綿綿密密、一直下、下到你鞋襪都開始懷疑人生、下到整個城市像被泡在一鍋灰色的湯裡的那種雨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr8Qihewyw
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地獄百貨中庭天井上全是水聲。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdCAc28nQ0
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啪答啪答，像有人在樓上一直抖傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CRN8Qd5JT
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我原本在七樓幫忙分流情緒過大的退貨客人，結果才剛把一位堅持要退《今天先這樣》的女鬼勸回休息區，樓管就來了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeSmZG9ha3
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他站在櫃台前，只說一句：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuNn3XnbXA
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「下樓。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzdEVUaWd4
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我抬頭看他。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlptfwiQllH
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「又怎樣？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFZRxTwiCG
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樓管語氣很平。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe7uk3FzWU
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「雨傘區爆了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUTRuWSKOm
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我沉默兩秒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F4goCzep7
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「……爆了是什麼意思？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD4YjGQuss
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樓管看著我。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQEdHvylvs
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「客人太多，商品太多，情緒也太多。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ojTK1hs2H
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我當場懂了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsAj9hqCQs
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也就是說——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwbdjQ1cTa
今天一樓不只是下雨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBTgfh3sdI
還下瘋了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl1VDtOVw7
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我一到一樓，就知道事情真的很嚴重。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUq9dnVEmb
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整個雨傘區外面排滿人，地上濕成一片，試傘區像戰場，收銀台前大排長龍，服務鈴響個不停，還混著各種非常不妙的對話：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeKixeNDoq
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「我只是想買一把普通的！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dXrTdFs4z
「沒有普通的了！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrl3zcCeog
「這把為什麼兩個人撐會自己靠近！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi5GkV9TkY
「這把怎麼會自動偏向左邊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAs0i4lKqq
「我不要會提醒我以前事情的傘！！！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjySitGK8VY
「那您可能不適合今天來逛。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bp5lFJN4D
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我站在入口，直接笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7xay41msk
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很好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySOmBIgyct
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這就是《地獄百貨》下雨天該有的樣子。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTK2PrUDnA
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而最顯眼的，是掛在區域正上方那張超大的臨時標語：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzUVltx2db
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下雨天特別提醒41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfllIjsa06A
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雨傘區今日不接受「只是順便幫別人買」類客訴41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SfVUtyNI0
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我一看就知道這標語一定是今天才加上去的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP4OBiyckE
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因為字跡還有點濕，像剛印完。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2Cjm8HQvA
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旁邊負責拉人流的小妖怪一看到我，立刻像看到救星。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYd9wUkpYl
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「妳終於來了！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmlYHdTFke
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我看他一眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe85pxYC8z
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「現在是什麼情況？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGVwMPBcku
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小妖怪一臉快升天。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCpiuYAB05
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「雙人傘區全滅，單人傘區也快了，摺疊傘區剛剛有一把自己打開嚇到客人，最裡面的《今天不要淋到心情》已經缺貨，還有三組客人在吵『到底誰比較該撐裡面』——」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYSuuCllOx
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我直接抬手阻止他。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ8BuFuR9W
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「停，先一個一個來。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11KZAlnZjZ
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小妖怪深呼吸，重新整理語言。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT9d47iwLe
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「總之，今天最危險的是雙人傘。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl1j8shzky
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……很好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaELmRI12C
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這很合理。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBuzykSibA
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下雨天、雙人傘、地獄百貨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYeDkMsP8X
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這三個元素放一起，本來就不可能有好事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvot5zpJNCL
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我先衝去雙人傘區。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6jJhXi8LP
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才剛走近，就看到牛頭馬面站在那裡。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mkhVVq6s4
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我第一反應是：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bkP85PrrK
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完了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN20lhTsbAt
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今天這區真的不會平靜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSt5L8uJmH
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牛頭手裡拿著一把黑色長傘，表情看起來還算正常。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27aBCT6IlE
馬面則雙手抱胸，一臉「我真的只是來看一下」的防禦姿態。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb9fqssw1R
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我走過去，還沒開口，旁邊櫃姐就先對我使了個眼色。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonHsqmexMy
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那眼神的意思大概是：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDqpwiGvaE
妳來得正好，這兩個已經站在這裡十分鐘了，但誰都不承認自己在幹嘛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UVvQrTR3s
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我差點笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLJfpWR8YM
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果然。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABvlORTtFK
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這兩個人跟雨傘區的危險程度，根本是雙向奔赴。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUikqbeF84
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櫃姐清了清喉嚨，非常專業地介紹：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEEGvdmpaa
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「兩位目前拿的這把，是本季下雨天限定主打——」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOHsLcqabu
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她把牌子翻出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWmtIrDzAL
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《本來只想一起躲一下》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAlE1K36tK
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我當場就想笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHeJFiaQHW
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不是，你們命名真的越來越不收斂了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioT7BMveB3
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馬面一看到這名字，整個人立刻皺眉。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinGPewd3Pw
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「這什麼鬼名字？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qRb0hGjke
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櫃姐微笑不變。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzQvox1GJC
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「主打短時間共傘需求喔，適合那些嘴巴上說只是剛好順路，但其實走得比平常慢一點的人。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzumlEedZa
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牛頭看著那把傘，沒說話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4NxCpDl9O
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馬面則立刻反駁：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6UwiB5VHO
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「誰走得比平常慢？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOkX9QAPG7
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櫃姐非常有素養地回答：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgISF7MJSx
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「商品不會對號入座，請客人自行判斷。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT410ly8uk
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我直接轉頭，肩膀開始抖。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLHKVNWp70
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這真的太櫃姐了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYpiqWnAcP
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馬面顯然也知道自己被講了，但又找不到地方發作，只能硬把話題轉掉。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZvD68xpcs
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「那它跟一般雙人傘差在哪？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZQEjFF2Pc
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櫃姐一臉這題我很熟。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuYFQfVDz2
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「這把傘平常看起來只是普通尺寸，但在兩個人一起撐的時候，會自動依照雙方實際在意程度調整距離。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL7zqSv752
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全場安靜一秒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNMaOgEcl3
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我抬頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZdZ6T7RYa
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「……什麼意思？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHC4UR7dJy
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櫃姐很平靜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIyTwGSzh8
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「簡單來說，如果兩個人其實沒有那麼熟，傘面會自然拉開一點，保持禮貌社交距離。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWXhhB0Xen
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「但如果其中一方，或雙方，明明嘴巴很硬，身體卻不是那麼想保持距離——」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw7EfU9cg9
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她停頓一下，露出一個標準微笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RxaGJIKQZ
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「傘會自己往中間收。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDneJLn0suk
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我直接笑出聲。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAlWIts45w
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而且是很大聲的那種。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNCEtgoYwQ
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因為——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxbKezyUxG
這也太過分了吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDh3MsObqx
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馬面整張臉瞬間開始有要紅的跡象。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C6WZIOmaP
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「這種東西到底誰會買？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ExCToSPbn
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櫃姐還沒回答，旁邊一個阿姨鬼已經默默舉手。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJbSycE5zn
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「我兒子剛剛買了一把。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytnwvDWpjB
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全場先靜一下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxO6UOqVi0
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然後一起笑瘋。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EzWBzo4MT
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牛頭居然在這時候很平靜地補了一句：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9AcbS71wJ
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「聽起來很實用。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3536RrPrC8
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我整個人差點當場鼓掌。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FNj4S96MT
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不是，你們兩個今天到底是來買傘，還是來增加全場娛樂值的？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo7jTnbamR
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馬面立刻瞪他。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2eDeYqNEy
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「哪裡實用？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65FZykgKli
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牛頭看著傘，很淡地說：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ6gly2u4i
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「至少不用一直問有沒有淋到。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KTc1ClUS3
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全場又安靜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflwY5yvsjy
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接著——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9wQV0DQtz
轟然爆笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yHGIG55WN
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因為靠，這句也太細了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5aFPT55nc
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這根本不是買傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgvaf0ptOH
這是承認你會注意對方有沒有淋到。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S81FLphcS
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馬面耳朵整個紅掉，轉頭就想走。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTd7Z186Da
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結果櫃姐很不怕死地補一句：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2Lg1EQwAq
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「今天這把買一送一喔。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RTkOGxC3s
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馬面當場停住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGuMskWOOK
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全場也停住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQboD9RDEEc
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我低頭笑到快斷氣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiNB7417ev
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不是，買一送一這招也太狠。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbpr0W8IKV
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牛頭倒是很自然地問：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRR3sWT6bSe
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「送哪一把？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Iub2M2N9
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櫃姐翻開目錄。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULzPzCA35c
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「可以搭配《今天先送你回去》摺疊傘。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwgaRS8kAi
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……行。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar8RhFClsP
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你們雨傘區真的很懂人類自欺欺人的層次。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioBHG071fg
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四41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp71EmWPMfl
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雙人傘區很亂，但真正的災情其實在試傘區。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAR9JJUzG3
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因為那裡不是靜態展示。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV7c8RRcRx
是實戰。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZMxzLULJX
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雨傘區特別做了一條人工降雨走道，讓客人可以真的撐著傘走進去，看看效果。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQhLRo1WYQ
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這個設計本來很合理。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Adbkl1Mdi
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直到你把地獄百貨的雨傘放進去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8licqt7bmJ
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我才剛走到那邊，就看到一對看起來像情侶、又像剛吵完架的鬼，正在試一把傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOVD9A15A8
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傘面是墨綠色的，款式很好看。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC99lpe5DO
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牌子寫著：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM88bT1b2Q
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《今天不要再講反話了》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IJ0pMU1Xj
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我一看到名字就先想笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92DeWjTsgE
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而果然，那兩個人一走進人工雨區，傘還沒撐穩，問題就來了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2WTc3KfNL
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女生站進去，明明左肩已經在外面，嘴巴卻還是很硬：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTpizs6eqB
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「沒關係，我這樣就好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk277ly4z60
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男生也跟著嘴硬：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gqKJdX1F2
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「妳可以再進來一點。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtmX0x1a8w
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女生立刻回：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMEASco11N
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「不用，我沒事。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZjCGrXPl2
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下一秒——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAdEv1op29
那把傘自己往女生那邊偏。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnsUnbKr2B
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偏得非常明顯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYZb9FcVSR
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全場先是靜住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAQOUQh7dH
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接著試傘區整排人開始笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAIbq2xPMv
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男生愣了一下，還想裝沒事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYgNkwVlVe
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「這把是不是重心不穩？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH4e1LEun4
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旁邊負責解說的小妖怪眼睛發亮，超有精神地說：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxshSIUzQj
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「不是喔，這是商品功能！它會自動往比較嘴硬但其實快淋到的那一邊偏！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHuducyrG5
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我整個人直接扶住展示架。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4elQRdGc7x
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太誠實了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwQAGX31o1
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女生臉紅得不行，立刻反駁：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTt0xXImAG
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「我才沒有快淋到！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFr3Ouad11
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結果她話才講完，那把傘又很用力地往她那邊一歪。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAUgZ20Doz
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全場掌聲雷動。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyLy5cA2KS
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連後面排隊試傘的阿姨鬼都笑到拍腿。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYH2tZFZRZ
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「買啦買啦！這種傘回家有教育功能！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyr8Ll1ArG
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男生也忍不住笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNEoyGALQM
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女生雖然還在瞪傘，但嘴角已經壓不住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC6vqaT70Y
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最後她居然真的問：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOt3PvbqAE
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「……多少錢？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp97gtlc0q
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小妖怪立刻秒報價。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznxcwvCv8R
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我站在旁邊，只能感嘆：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EIVI4uLXa
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這就是地獄百貨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyjUDM5bYw
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你本來是來測試一把傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TOrlZaYLI
結果最後測試出的是你們兩個到底誰比較會嘴硬。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60y3imRBSs
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再往裡面一點，是單人傘區。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw0bBSyG2n
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理論上這裡應該比較安全。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4TKoemBPd
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因為單人傘，聽起來就比較不容易出事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19R9PbZ6yk
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我錯了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWSdGrQWHC
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單人傘區今年新品更壞。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBayZ7xUzv9
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第一把就很有病：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV4wM4hzh5
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《不要期待有人來接你》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP87MtUT7lX
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黑色長柄傘，簡單俐落，乍看還很實用。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3fXG8jdlC
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結果解說牌上寫著：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vibIV8HPV
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下雨天使用時，會自動降低使用者對於「也許等一下有人會出現」的錯誤幻想。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnHY8PKSHv
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我看著那行字，差點笑到不行。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOMtlke0l1
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這根本不是雨傘，這是行動式清醒裝置。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4wzsSDXwY
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一個剛失戀沒多久的男鬼站在前面，盯著它看很久，最後很小聲地問店員：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMkLjZ0Vyh
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「這把……會不會太直接？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Rf50KBVVU
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店員是一個看起來年紀很小、但眼神已經歷盡滄桑的小妖怪。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvnmApEL00
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他很淡地回答：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP56VetCobl
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「會喔。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20skcIfHSD
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男鬼沉默。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ftsKv0UFa
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「那……比較溫和一點的有嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KF6nKCHrx
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小妖怪翻了一下櫃子，抽出另外一把淺灰色的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D0TuzPE6k
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《他今天不會來，但你還是可以回家》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CKGYr7YKE
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我當場笑得差點蹲下去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf4Zd4fLmj
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不是，雨傘區怎麼會這麼會。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWVVFi1BMB
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這把的語氣甚至比七樓還有人情味。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0GuqLZgXn
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男鬼接過那把傘，看了很久，最後居然很平靜地點頭：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiHhalC6Is
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「這把比較適合我。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuifJgb4tw
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我站在旁邊，突然覺得一樓真的很壞。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSq3u4YbXe
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壞得很準。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfiIpairzB
也壞得很溫柔。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrE11BsRwo
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它從來不是只會捅你。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslKXOU9BLy
它有時候還會在捅完之後，很敷衍但也很實用地給你一把傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2gz6hn2zr
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讓你至少不要一路淋回去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASHXXSZfFQ
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但雨傘區真正最危險的，還不是情侶，也不是剛分手的人。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna0rkeiIEF
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是——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaDfgOFx8U
那種明明單獨來，卻說自己是來幫別人買傘的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvacT7Evyzl
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這種人通常嘴硬程度高、風險意識低，而且最容易挑到不該挑的傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBowacLh26
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而今天，就有一個典型。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs829hBmfeD
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她穿著白色上衣、黑色長裙，表情很穩，走到櫃前時語氣也非常自然：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoTlt9L3Jt
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「我想幫朋友買一把傘。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RVHuuYZF9
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店員抬頭看她，嗯了一聲。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD2mr4Jgny
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「什麼樣的朋友呢？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbucTRRUWo2
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她停頓一秒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVV73D1PLn
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「……普通朋友。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVuDz3uo28
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店員低頭在冊子上畫了一筆。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c1LggJ7NX
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我站在旁邊一看就知道，不妙。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGa2nCXD6Y
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因為只要店員開始畫筆記，通常不是在登記庫存。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ855zSwHHKa
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果然，店員再抬頭時，眼神已經變得很懂。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuk7Wf3hjl
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「那您朋友平常會自己帶傘嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx69nmLyRwM
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店員再畫一筆。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNXkHMwQV9
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「那您今天為什麼想幫他買？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4ikcAdwmB
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女生這次停得更久。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgbpVEMIwu
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最後很自然地說：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULcVMVJaNU
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「因為……下雨。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj1pemPW1v
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全場先安靜一秒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyXYCfrssQ
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我站在旁邊，已經快笑了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoahWaGmDh5
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這回答太沒說服力。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MmLeHLuTp
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店員卻一本正經，還真的點頭：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QnM3itzbR
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「了解。那我推薦這把。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycZpI7IXvo
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他從最裡面抽出一把深藍色的摺疊傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgG4uv5zoJ
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《只是順手幫你帶一把》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CbJ5LvuVc
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我整個人差點拍桌。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAGIUpFHXj
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不是，這名字也太準了吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcegXUpfL2
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女生看到的瞬間，表情非常精彩。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYsg41ZDpE
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有一點被戳中。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS7uPZUkCt
有一點想裝沒事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf21buNg1i
還有一點點「靠，這間店真的有病」。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBCKIRK2w9
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她沉默兩秒，才開口：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCZAY1A2v5
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「有沒有……更普通一點的？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oeZpHDNC3
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店員很認真地想了想。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbiA4s1U2Y
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「有。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnlQhdQN4a
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然後又抽出一把。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzfj31iltv
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《我沒有在管你有沒有淋到》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hYI8se4TS
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全場直接笑瘋。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkj5FLxhWG
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連那個女生自己都沒忍住，低頭笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQeHdlM6C7
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我站在旁邊看著，忽然覺得——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tu6sYWj1R
下雨天真的很不公平。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AQeKkOfus
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因為平常很多東西你還可以裝。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbBpOeGtv9
雨一下來，就很難裝了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWcOIQmUTI
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你要不要撐傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwVDJyj8Uu
你要不要等。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwWuOO9tGA
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你到底是順手，還是有在意。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri0TWZr77r
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雨水會讓很多藉口看起來變薄。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wm0JuhWyQ
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而地獄百貨，只是把這件事做得比較明顯而已。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJVZxjHNyB
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下午四點半，雨傘區正式進入災難巔峰。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZie9dYMh8N
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因為外面的雨沒有變小。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWR6MzHsB3
而《本來只想一起躲一下》——賣完了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx4fJXHgbt
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對。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wI8cUm9zz
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一整排雙人傘最危險的那把，居然全數售罄。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcKGBSPlhN
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我站在櫃後看著空掉的架子，只有一個想法：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBp00UKWti
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今天晚上一定會有人拿著這把來七樓客訴。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxblpUJSjDA
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果然，不到十分鐘，就有人來鬧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S18ZGv3af
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是一個年輕男鬼，手裡抓著空空的購物籃，表情像剛錯過人生最後一班車。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tew0T7Wqe
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「怎麼可能賣完？！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pVv7IKsky
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店員很誠懇。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ibWiuWV4Q
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「因為今天下雨。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJMHz5UcDS
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男鬼更氣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz7OUlAa67
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「不是，這把平常根本沒這麼多人買吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIQleoqgrA
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店員繼續很誠懇。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sRFh5P8vD
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「因為平常不下雨啊。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzXzMKZNsO
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我真的快笑死。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsOlRQVhp1
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這對話太無解了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmMq4gCoTU
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男鬼急到不行：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGRx98YuXB
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「那有沒有類似的？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkH6DKR6LI
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店員想了想，翻了一下備案架。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzxFYdRxKf
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「有一把功能接近的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDaXbz9qXD
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男鬼瞬間燃起希望：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC41C62uQd6
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「哪一把？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5EorIwK0Z
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店員把一把黑色自動傘拿出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD717JkVTyd
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《不然你過來一點》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R5t54ZAhX
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全場先靜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcfIcDEktX
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接著開始笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1SWdZjl7V
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不是，這名字也太直接。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpp5VuUT4Q
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男鬼一看到就臉紅，立刻擺手：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSakefB9H6
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「不是不是，我不是那種情況！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3cu994pmT
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店員很有職業道德地問：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4HDQAxhd3
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「那您是哪種情況？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqGi6Q2g4c
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男鬼噎住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXCQqcN6T8
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過了很久，才小聲說：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUDJAHYBJC
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「……就，剛好今天她沒帶傘。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsDKz8tzKY
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店員點頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI2arYFvnO
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「喔，那您很適合這把。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3eU58kIe3
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我在旁邊已經笑得快蹲在地上。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbZufjK1vF
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這區的店員每個都像練過。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGExNCyxif
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而且偏偏每一句都很像有道理。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sUeIADJLr
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男鬼最後還是買了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5efNFKMc4c
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而且結帳時整個人都不太敢看店員，像明明只是來買傘，結果不小心把自己的心思一起刷卡了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCvPmUNljn
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快打烊的時候，雨終於小一點。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGusMIDiVl
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整個雨傘區像打完一仗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t6xxLDfoI
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地上到處是水。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TI3xh1EYJ
展示傘歪掉一半。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHzotkaFYW
店員們頭髮都濕了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGC2ePNR2M
雙人傘區幾乎被掃空，剩下一把《你自己撐吧》孤伶伶掛在最角落。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jZgLtp7ul
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我站在收銀台後面整理庫存，忍不住看著那把傘笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqvL3U1lf9
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「這把今天都沒人買？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkt2xha8Go
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旁邊小妖怪翻庫存表。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRRkdLhC6q
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「沒有，連拿起來看的人都很少。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGJ0BeTrBk
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我點頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrjM5aplfN
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「合理。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGOuZ1mn1R
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這把太誠實了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoipb2kQNlx
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大家都喜歡買《不然你過來一點》，不喜歡買《你自己撐吧》。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NziyUi0Ol
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明明兩種情況在人生裡都很常發生。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRJWtOvTTh
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但你真要選，還是比較想選前者。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbF8FxocmQ
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哪怕只是下雨天限定。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiEBJpR9u2
哪怕只是撐一小段路。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHmiA8oY3C
哪怕最後還是各自回家。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn7RgCLpa0
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人就是這樣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh1yzb8UPK
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知道歸知道。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwGunFyXhJ
嘴硬歸嘴硬。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9McawtSBi2
真的下起雨來，還是會忍不住去看那一排雙人傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxWV78kFwP
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我正想得有點出神，樓管就走過來了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMUU2LcYwI
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他看了一眼整排被搬空的架子，語氣很淡。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoMHBvqoHS
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「今天不錯。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MuPvDjmc5
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我抬頭看他。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjwKnYcJ8a
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「你是指業績，還是災情？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1yAC4CUYE
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樓管停了一下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgpvc5tW4Y
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「兩個都是。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKVn2QBnSy
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我直接笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7jOokhVNB
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行。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsdrvAX4i0
這答案很合理。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX23KZIprX5
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我把最後一把《你自己撐吧》掛正，隨口問他：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5kY3evUir
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「你覺得今天哪把最危險？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbzHH95UPo
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樓管想了想。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxrWI2ZJ3F
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「《不然你過來一點》。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA2IJZDxZo
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我挑眉。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hx45pxCIB
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「為什麼？不是《本來只想一起躲一下》比較危險？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TMwAC9azx
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他看我一眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXqL5eUYo6
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語氣很平：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPY2FATh51
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「那把至少承認是一起。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa93EtEWxY0
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停了一秒，又補一句。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUomZsAsHds
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「前一把比較像藉口。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mjvhGzWui
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我整個人安靜兩秒，然後忍不住笑了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTDHvFQy4B
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靠。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOBO03U6ur
這句也太準。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFHR3WqTlB
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對。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwLNhintHz
《本來只想一起躲一下》至少還有種「都已經一起了，就先這樣」的誠實。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2aJ8EBcaE
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但《不然你過來一點》——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwIZXKUOvX
那才是真正危險。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICskWN22S0
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因為那句話本身，就帶著一點點還沒講清楚的東西。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZleT4QB2C
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不是邀請。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PsgLpwf9J
也不是承認。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XEgGWgX5J
只是看起來很合理的一句話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvnEks6bgd
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可偏偏就是這種話，最容易讓人記很久。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ur7fabQ3k
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收完櫃之後，我準備下班。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRsbSH4EJR
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走到門口的時候，外面還在飄小雨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFMH23UBpt
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不是大雨了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1TcqbH3xS
是那種你可以撐傘，也可以勉強衝一下，但多半還是會選擇撐傘的雨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl8V3Z8qKK
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我站在門邊，看著外面一把一把撐開的傘，忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2jr8NmJRq
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白天大家還在櫃上裝沒事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8pmLZR8pH
一到門口，該靠近的還是靠近了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHcEPcpeDe
該多帶一把的還是多帶了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo53u4wGzVl
該嘴硬的，也還是會在對方鞋尖淋到的時候，默默把傘往那邊偏一點。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ614b1mgeEZ
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然後嘴上再補一句：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdabx4I88gd
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「我只是怕你把地板踩濕。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c8VKYqDi6
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真的很煩。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8VLQYTps4
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也真的很好笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKo6pD58Eb
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我正要走，旁邊店員忽然喊我：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8z5zgKxkM
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「欸，妳的傘！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3nlLEbg3W
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我回頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPwAApDZ71
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他遞給我一把深灰色長傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGOZy7ujS2
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我低頭看標籤。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbqMtE3PvR
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《今天先送自己回去》41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ748PqxAjOI
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我直接笑出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1NRrRUdSa
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「這把名字也太好了吧。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rCDbZk1Zg
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店員很得意。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OmOvpK0db
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「今天臨時加掛的新品喔，賣得也不錯。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnxQ1pnRrb
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我接過那把傘，打開看了一眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AiC3tBFBg
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很普通。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D1q49SzzV
很好撐。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wgYNnydGM
也沒有什麼會自動靠近、偏向某一邊、或者提醒你以前怎樣的功能。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hD8CbH5im
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就只是很穩。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKmuEM28XD
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我忽然就有點喜歡。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM614ZjC9iN
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於是我撐開它，站在百貨門口，回頭看了一眼整棟地獄百貨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk09Etz3u40
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燈還亮著。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXBICDYUig
裡面還是吵。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQAoTk9gN9
還是有人在買些不太安全的東西。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUPB919oUx
還是有人明明說只是路過，卻會在某一區停很久。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzCZGUw3mb
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但下雨天嘛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnNMXrhuM4
很多事情，本來就會變得比較明顯一點。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUtbArHYDe
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比如誰在等。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gTGoJUsgZ
誰會問。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlthM8EYy2x
誰沒帶傘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyntyJrwqK
誰明明可以走，卻站在門口多看了一眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e5z6nBNME
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而雨傘區最厲害的地方，大概就是——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguxTZ06P08
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它不會逼你承認任何事。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuzepOd2eI
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它只會在下雨的時候，把那些你平常說得很順的藉口，一把一把掛出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYLNZC2Nsf
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然後看你最後拿哪一把。
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