地獄百貨的一樓,平常最危險的是鞋子。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlYBT17LuTF
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二樓最危險的是香水。60Please respect copyright.PENANARHznuKwE8h
三樓最危險的是奶茶。60Please respect copyright.PENANAcg4oGDpIkv
六樓最危險的是所有名字看起來像忠告,實際上像陷阱的東西。60Please respect copyright.PENANABy6EZpEgda
七樓則沒有什麼「最危險」這種說法,因為那裡本身就是危險。60Please respect copyright.PENANABx08TciztZ
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但只要一下雨——60Please respect copyright.PENANADkYXvhcUos
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整棟樓最危險的地方,就會立刻換人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdiUQBLt1KH
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變成一樓中庭旁邊那個平常沒什麼人在意、只有天氣不好時才會突然爆滿的地方:60Please respect copyright.PENANAE2DjIsUnG2
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雨傘區60Please respect copyright.PENANA0J6KppuAwc
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而且不是普通危險。60Please respect copyright.PENANANnLzImkIM9
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是那種——60Please respect copyright.PENANAsm7VC8cI2z
平常沒事,雨一來,所有客人就會突然一起做錯決定的危險。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkSfrx0fAkw
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那天雨大到不像人間會下的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAIvJC4WY6H0
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不是傾盆大雨那種帥氣的下法。60Please respect copyright.PENANAB4nAogBupq
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是綿綿密密、一直下、下到你鞋襪都開始懷疑人生、下到整個城市像被泡在一鍋灰色的湯裡的那種雨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAiivywQ0oNK
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地獄百貨中庭天井上全是水聲。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVj37vw1CdS
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啪答啪答,像有人在樓上一直抖傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVXSjRh300T
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我原本在七樓幫忙分流情緒過大的退貨客人,結果才剛把一位堅持要退《今天先這樣》的女鬼勸回休息區,樓管就來了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAktLo5FaReh
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他站在櫃台前,只說一句:60Please respect copyright.PENANANQXjaUjkuz
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「下樓。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAZzNClmXx6C
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我抬頭看他。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXanolaZtUf
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「又怎樣?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAd1EF1EkEmU
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樓管語氣很平。60Please respect copyright.PENANAvVfeLB0wXt
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「雨傘區爆了。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA8SQAse5qRS
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我沉默兩秒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOUPvltrfZ6
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「……爆了是什麼意思?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAENDc97UiNe
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樓管看著我。60Please respect copyright.PENANAC4KGdUbcnd
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「客人太多,商品太多,情緒也太多。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA1C2Ey3CvpC
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我當場懂了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAV02btf9oCn
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也就是說——60Please respect copyright.PENANAVD2ibeZEpt
今天一樓不只是下雨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgS0X9XQVfA
還下瘋了。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y5vxietoS
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我一到一樓,就知道事情真的很嚴重。60Please respect copyright.PENANACLgrD6lwkR
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整個雨傘區外面排滿人,地上濕成一片,試傘區像戰場,收銀台前大排長龍,服務鈴響個不停,還混著各種非常不妙的對話:60Please respect copyright.PENANA0mQOvRa9Qf
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「我只是想買一把普通的!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA6WBKQXtTZL
「沒有普通的了!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA7zNactth5e
「這把為什麼兩個人撐會自己靠近!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAFRgLWoqTMm
「這把怎麼會自動偏向左邊!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAbAegYSyQQ6
「我不要會提醒我以前事情的傘!!!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAnOJeF5XsEM
「那您可能不適合今天來逛。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAIGGpwVX8EH
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我站在入口,直接笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAg95ejlB7tY
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很好。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOEzpH0ybaG
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這就是《地獄百貨》下雨天該有的樣子。60Please respect copyright.PENANACN4fDI8yIJ
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而最顯眼的,是掛在區域正上方那張超大的臨時標語:60Please respect copyright.PENANA7uvI5KSkip
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下雨天特別提醒60Please respect copyright.PENANAYuM4KlXd3w
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雨傘區今日不接受「只是順便幫別人買」類客訴60Please respect copyright.PENANAOOpCM2BGU7
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我一看就知道這標語一定是今天才加上去的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAA2NBH6g75y
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因為字跡還有點濕,像剛印完。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5HAdDhJRjI
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旁邊負責拉人流的小妖怪一看到我,立刻像看到救星。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUJabwegtMe
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「妳終於來了!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAAGSCdXNO6T
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我看他一眼。60Please respect copyright.PENANArllcMqCqU0
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「現在是什麼情況?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAYFSlAVCsDN
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小妖怪一臉快升天。60Please respect copyright.PENANArASIM51cve
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「雙人傘區全滅,單人傘區也快了,摺疊傘區剛剛有一把自己打開嚇到客人,最裡面的《今天不要淋到心情》已經缺貨,還有三組客人在吵『到底誰比較該撐裡面』——」60Please respect copyright.PENANAdx4RmFT5h2
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我直接抬手阻止他。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPMvi1II3TJ
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「停,先一個一個來。」60Please respect copyright.PENANALOgnMtIl8Q
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小妖怪深呼吸,重新整理語言。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1aVP0hg7B1
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「總之,今天最危險的是雙人傘。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAmBexwamwlU
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……很好。60Please respect copyright.PENANACnHKYvZJgl
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這很合理。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWVgcOF9tfU
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下雨天、雙人傘、地獄百貨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAD4ud7LX3mz
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這三個元素放一起,本來就不可能有好事。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEFHUhGDnSb
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我先衝去雙人傘區。60Please respect copyright.PENANAm2qATEWm7B
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才剛走近,就看到牛頭馬面站在那裡。60Please respect copyright.PENANApdwVoiwfAt
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我第一反應是:60Please respect copyright.PENANAvmqgDUelsQ
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完了。60Please respect copyright.PENANADZBhNyGBmk
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今天這區真的不會平靜。60Please respect copyright.PENANApW756n3ylr
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牛頭手裡拿著一把黑色長傘,表情看起來還算正常。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPdbbPgZCza
馬面則雙手抱胸,一臉「我真的只是來看一下」的防禦姿態。60Please respect copyright.PENANAKuSB2MnmAp
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我走過去,還沒開口,旁邊櫃姐就先對我使了個眼色。60Please respect copyright.PENANA811Wn1e37Q
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那眼神的意思大概是:60Please respect copyright.PENANAMRoEXmjJYs
妳來得正好,這兩個已經站在這裡十分鐘了,但誰都不承認自己在幹嘛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGywOqou9FQ
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我差點笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhoYgVeyUOg
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果然。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyV1vsNzTRX
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這兩個人跟雨傘區的危險程度,根本是雙向奔赴。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwyBZ0dem8G
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櫃姐清了清喉嚨,非常專業地介紹:60Please respect copyright.PENANAx8ERdQAdqe
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「兩位目前拿的這把,是本季下雨天限定主打——」60Please respect copyright.PENANAQfakP7ysiA
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她把牌子翻出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANApOyMPm8BFs
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《本來只想一起躲一下》60Please respect copyright.PENANAOb6xxFpX1H
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我當場就想笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9dnR4eq9G
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不是,你們命名真的越來越不收斂了。60Please respect copyright.PENANALlyPWQeyZy
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馬面一看到這名字,整個人立刻皺眉。60Please respect copyright.PENANARL6KKK8aWl
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「這什麼鬼名字?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAlKrp47Thld
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櫃姐微笑不變。60Please respect copyright.PENANAa9vmlGYAFB
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「主打短時間共傘需求喔,適合那些嘴巴上說只是剛好順路,但其實走得比平常慢一點的人。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAirX9SlVwWf
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牛頭看著那把傘,沒說話。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdbEBEJD4i4
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馬面則立刻反駁:60Please respect copyright.PENANAFsOgzfXUdI
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「誰走得比平常慢?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAWLyuidvnLs
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櫃姐非常有素養地回答:60Please respect copyright.PENANAgjS16jIuDy
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「商品不會對號入座,請客人自行判斷。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA6s1Xt0lC3D
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我直接轉頭,肩膀開始抖。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9jl00z8yqG
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這真的太櫃姐了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAZyGLAN5heh
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馬面顯然也知道自己被講了,但又找不到地方發作,只能硬把話題轉掉。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEJzt2h4sI5
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「那它跟一般雙人傘差在哪?」60Please respect copyright.PENANArls6QVVYES
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櫃姐一臉這題我很熟。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUMk74VTzUc
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「這把傘平常看起來只是普通尺寸,但在兩個人一起撐的時候,會自動依照雙方實際在意程度調整距離。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAHJrK8gmbOB
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全場安靜一秒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAcPS8DT52Mg
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我抬頭。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtukm8NfLHz
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「……什麼意思?」60Please respect copyright.PENANABJxK5JO8Aj
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櫃姐很平靜。60Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Azwwrqbb
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「簡單來說,如果兩個人其實沒有那麼熟,傘面會自然拉開一點,保持禮貌社交距離。」60Please respect copyright.PENANATWQQ0zARlK
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「但如果其中一方,或雙方,明明嘴巴很硬,身體卻不是那麼想保持距離——」60Please respect copyright.PENANAeiQNHU1AtO
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她停頓一下,露出一個標準微笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzr54E5ld4W
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「傘會自己往中間收。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAwH0UKkIWtc
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我直接笑出聲。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1owqk70Zal
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而且是很大聲的那種。60Please respect copyright.PENANAbQQ6fbhG4l
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因為——60Please respect copyright.PENANA94woKOQZBe
這也太過分了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAD8P6Ajhiz
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馬面整張臉瞬間開始有要紅的跡象。60Please respect copyright.PENANAglNByjKhkN
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「這種東西到底誰會買?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAIUcuGXvSLk
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櫃姐還沒回答,旁邊一個阿姨鬼已經默默舉手。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8wArOjr2nI
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「我兒子剛剛買了一把。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAm4Uc3DRZfl
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全場先靜一下。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlBuLsRzkJo
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然後一起笑瘋。60Please respect copyright.PENANAe9rGn8yCJj
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牛頭居然在這時候很平靜地補了一句:60Please respect copyright.PENANAUNKj0Xcw6D
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「聽起來很實用。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAUnGVEKHol5
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我整個人差點當場鼓掌。60Please respect copyright.PENANADhVM5eTYRR
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不是,你們兩個今天到底是來買傘,還是來增加全場娛樂值的?60Please respect copyright.PENANAWMMA4UC8cX
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馬面立刻瞪他。60Please respect copyright.PENANAj7v3ymb7DV
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「哪裡實用?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAB42ULZZfAl
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牛頭看著傘,很淡地說:60Please respect copyright.PENANArlVWb7zNCA
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「至少不用一直問有沒有淋到。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA94yhZJGDY1
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全場又安靜。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnJRvIH3ATS
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接著——60Please respect copyright.PENANA348zW0Bn2m
轟然爆笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfLXT6TD8bl
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因為靠,這句也太細了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkN0o4Gbhuf
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這根本不是買傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5R2Hh0QSH5
這是承認你會注意對方有沒有淋到。60Please respect copyright.PENANABfB2lSc9UC
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馬面耳朵整個紅掉,轉頭就想走。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuh5TxG476Y
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結果櫃姐很不怕死地補一句:60Please respect copyright.PENANAkSQQT66RKK
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「今天這把買一送一喔。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAiikplLDghm
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馬面當場停住。60Please respect copyright.PENANATjgD0gc3Lu
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全場也停住。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9uWdXoc4y
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我低頭笑到快斷氣。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuX3C3PZBbH
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不是,買一送一這招也太狠。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9D4LmWS7HT
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牛頭倒是很自然地問:60Please respect copyright.PENANAtqu5PDHbo0
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「送哪一把?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAEmLCQwjJAs
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櫃姐翻開目錄。60Please respect copyright.PENANA77wzxVUYW1
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「可以搭配《今天先送你回去》摺疊傘。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAcVfljCaUiK
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……行。60Please respect copyright.PENANAS3Cw3hlx4z
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你們雨傘區真的很懂人類自欺欺人的層次。60Please respect copyright.PENANAKTR1ISJyHt
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四60Please respect copyright.PENANAgJykr26CGX
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雙人傘區很亂,但真正的災情其實在試傘區。60Please respect copyright.PENANArfOKmO2R2z
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因為那裡不是靜態展示。60Please respect copyright.PENANA3lEeREBAVM
是實戰。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ab2ey40lo
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雨傘區特別做了一條人工降雨走道,讓客人可以真的撐著傘走進去,看看效果。60Please respect copyright.PENANAFGSYaFfWjs
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這個設計本來很合理。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwo1Nz5b2vM
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直到你把地獄百貨的雨傘放進去。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5vdy2UCj0f
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我才剛走到那邊,就看到一對看起來像情侶、又像剛吵完架的鬼,正在試一把傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXY0ghNMuXC
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傘面是墨綠色的,款式很好看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtEvpbwxDXz
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牌子寫著:60Please respect copyright.PENANAautz24MJ13
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《今天不要再講反話了》60Please respect copyright.PENANAp8kUNKpqFj
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我一看到名字就先想笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAe7ARLazDvA
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而果然,那兩個人一走進人工雨區,傘還沒撐穩,問題就來了。60Please respect copyright.PENANATAvZqYOzoj
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女生站進去,明明左肩已經在外面,嘴巴卻還是很硬:60Please respect copyright.PENANAE8wfjfKLVc
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「沒關係,我這樣就好。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAbcHGaKPYDz
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男生也跟著嘴硬:60Please respect copyright.PENANA50eHhC2OyP
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「妳可以再進來一點。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAMQ5sRxk1we
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女生立刻回:60Please respect copyright.PENANAGxEMXOa5tW
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「不用,我沒事。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA40cPZrm9z9
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下一秒——60Please respect copyright.PENANAoqg57gFlRj
那把傘自己往女生那邊偏。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfSoGZ1fyVH
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偏得非常明顯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzn1lwXGhuS
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全場先是靜住。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEtmOtiqMAu
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接著試傘區整排人開始笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANA81gb3oOl6n
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男生愣了一下,還想裝沒事。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4mxEftktZk
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「這把是不是重心不穩?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAsdMlU4xQJA
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旁邊負責解說的小妖怪眼睛發亮,超有精神地說:60Please respect copyright.PENANASLYB2D6BVy
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「不是喔,這是商品功能!它會自動往比較嘴硬但其實快淋到的那一邊偏!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA2z1u473ZOH
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我整個人直接扶住展示架。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXOCQRUDer7
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太誠實了。60Please respect copyright.PENANALRKDd7TfwC
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女生臉紅得不行,立刻反駁:60Please respect copyright.PENANARFNo00n1x9
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「我才沒有快淋到!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAtqlcefirQ1
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結果她話才講完,那把傘又很用力地往她那邊一歪。60Please respect copyright.PENANA3DQSDtgNta
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全場掌聲雷動。60Please respect copyright.PENANACtSemi2Ny8
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連後面排隊試傘的阿姨鬼都笑到拍腿。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVtfS3ikjYg
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「買啦買啦!這種傘回家有教育功能!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA4xv749mwg3
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男生也忍不住笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANA72BzTU8xcq
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女生雖然還在瞪傘,但嘴角已經壓不住。60Please respect copyright.PENANADaLjB8WEcc
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最後她居然真的問:60Please respect copyright.PENANArl7jLUJgNl
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「……多少錢?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAfgxgKG7pRu
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小妖怪立刻秒報價。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWZvnTmCJZn
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我站在旁邊,只能感嘆:60Please respect copyright.PENANAudVoBaxXgt
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這就是地獄百貨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUaZmwhvDFI
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你本來是來測試一把傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWXed8K5rbX
結果最後測試出的是你們兩個到底誰比較會嘴硬。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1DIuuHsEcm
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五60Please respect copyright.PENANAusIQ4foqVQ
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再往裡面一點,是單人傘區。60Please respect copyright.PENANAi17TRcXmBE
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理論上這裡應該比較安全。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXmJowNwnHG
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因為單人傘,聽起來就比較不容易出事。60Please respect copyright.PENANAInHsK0rWm2
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我錯了。60Please respect copyright.PENANABqeNWL9VKy
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單人傘區今年新品更壞。60Please respect copyright.PENANAbHfGaJN52c
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第一把就很有病:60Please respect copyright.PENANA11rYTCkkd8
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《不要期待有人來接你》60Please respect copyright.PENANAhabfyX9Tho
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黑色長柄傘,簡單俐落,乍看還很實用。60Please respect copyright.PENANAcLSPciMrro
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結果解說牌上寫著:60Please respect copyright.PENANAAefm4z3s5K
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下雨天使用時,會自動降低使用者對於「也許等一下有人會出現」的錯誤幻想。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1mgCsqpFb4
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我看著那行字,差點笑到不行。60Please respect copyright.PENANAS9Rt3nW6Zg
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這根本不是雨傘,這是行動式清醒裝置。60Please respect copyright.PENANArkd2RIPUFM
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一個剛失戀沒多久的男鬼站在前面,盯著它看很久,最後很小聲地問店員:60Please respect copyright.PENANAV9lxnROz7S
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「這把……會不會太直接?」60Please respect copyright.PENANA3FIvJm2IiI
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店員是一個看起來年紀很小、但眼神已經歷盡滄桑的小妖怪。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXT9nI27VfN
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他很淡地回答:60Please respect copyright.PENANA840Wa8GX6a
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「會喔。」60Please respect copyright.PENANACLGM45R7an
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男鬼沉默。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4eZLzP7bjG
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「那……比較溫和一點的有嗎?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAtlHqYW3M8i
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小妖怪翻了一下櫃子,抽出另外一把淺灰色的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJKNhF8GNdY
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《他今天不會來,但你還是可以回家》60Please respect copyright.PENANA2SmHnD44tj
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我當場笑得差點蹲下去。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYmp5kwFq82
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不是,雨傘區怎麼會這麼會。60Please respect copyright.PENANAiqK96aE1eY
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這把的語氣甚至比七樓還有人情味。60Please respect copyright.PENANAn1Ta2oCMaD
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男鬼接過那把傘,看了很久,最後居然很平靜地點頭:60Please respect copyright.PENANAtXH5NjjHpc
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「這把比較適合我。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA5UGDSuNahb
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我站在旁邊,突然覺得一樓真的很壞。60Please respect copyright.PENANA3rWgIWx3TL
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壞得很準。60Please respect copyright.PENANAY2iRjH785w
也壞得很溫柔。60Please respect copyright.PENANASdx7KVXhpE
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它從來不是只會捅你。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4x6Kjzb01j
它有時候還會在捅完之後,很敷衍但也很實用地給你一把傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAiwIpgRwsTJ
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讓你至少不要一路淋回去。60Please respect copyright.PENANA83UcQ5EJzb
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但雨傘區真正最危險的,還不是情侶,也不是剛分手的人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjNPwoltFre
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是——60Please respect copyright.PENANAleTRjwOfMS
那種明明單獨來,卻說自己是來幫別人買傘的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAbzlymhNv74
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這種人通常嘴硬程度高、風險意識低,而且最容易挑到不該挑的傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAmVGs1JslrB
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而今天,就有一個典型。60Please respect copyright.PENANARaYVqG5P8g
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她穿著白色上衣、黑色長裙,表情很穩,走到櫃前時語氣也非常自然:60Please respect copyright.PENANAsRiIWCAutK
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「我想幫朋友買一把傘。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAp9OQPtgHQS
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店員抬頭看她,嗯了一聲。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEXBwRb14lg
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「什麼樣的朋友呢?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAbUECw1uZXh
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她停頓一秒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAU91YeRO8bX
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「……普通朋友。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAbJcojuxN3G
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店員低頭在冊子上畫了一筆。60Please respect copyright.PENANAe3WWTzpPaK
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我站在旁邊一看就知道,不妙。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9buR1TlSeo
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因為只要店員開始畫筆記,通常不是在登記庫存。60Please respect copyright.PENANATsidqP63R7
是在判定客人屬性。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnNmKceUHso
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果然,店員再抬頭時,眼神已經變得很懂。60Please respect copyright.PENANASXRHO0t6r8
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「那您朋友平常會自己帶傘嗎?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAzXDDN1MT7G
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女生想了一下。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzGssHxtwdl
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「會吧。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAxY9IgZg2Nx
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店員再畫一筆。60Please respect copyright.PENANAogG8NhY7XW
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「那您今天為什麼想幫他買?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAKNdHDOi6lx
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女生這次停得更久。60Please respect copyright.PENANAK5breolWth
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最後很自然地說:60Please respect copyright.PENANAH2JmZYY4kO
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「因為……下雨。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA7oZ7EFwauw
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全場先安靜一秒。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0W6bsr9rsj
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我站在旁邊,已經快笑了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzmugmEfaE8
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這回答太沒說服力。60Please respect copyright.PENANAC9C6zHy16h
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店員卻一本正經,還真的點頭:60Please respect copyright.PENANAa3JyhArZXP
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「了解。那我推薦這把。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAue5qW1uBRI
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他從最裡面抽出一把深藍色的摺疊傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyDsXNiLLVs
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標籤寫著:60Please respect copyright.PENANAc9opmREF3k
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《只是順手幫你帶一把》60Please respect copyright.PENANArVac1KH4HI
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我整個人差點拍桌。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyO8AYNJPNc
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不是,這名字也太準了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVjhK0LuLjy
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女生看到的瞬間,表情非常精彩。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfrFLJ3neEn
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有一點被戳中。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqL7YB0zcqv
有一點想裝沒事。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGeYrgZje9G
還有一點點「靠,這間店真的有病」。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4EWz6dSwFi
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她沉默兩秒,才開口:60Please respect copyright.PENANAkyL6HbZ8UQ
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「有沒有……更普通一點的?」60Please respect copyright.PENANA0oThxHVDWu
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店員很認真地想了想。60Please respect copyright.PENANAi7QH7hu9Zv
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「有。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAoJwEAmliE2
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然後又抽出一把。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7vOmyhDMl3
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《我沒有在管你有沒有淋到》60Please respect copyright.PENANAEwZTjz8Pqf
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全場直接笑瘋。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqxXn5TAnMf
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連那個女生自己都沒忍住,低頭笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAokefmcLn1F
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我站在旁邊看著,忽然覺得——60Please respect copyright.PENANA6d61MY71ym
下雨天真的很不公平。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyrca6uz4WH
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因為平常很多東西你還可以裝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAvzoPV5Yfmn
雨一下來,就很難裝了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWs5NsRnarY
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你要不要撐傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAw1qZ4jAoVb
你要不要等。60Please respect copyright.PENANAeB1GttTp45
你要不要問。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZXW8t3rei
你有沒有多帶一把。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwScSH5GIwp
你到底是順手,還是有在意。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAjPrg6bu70
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雨水會讓很多藉口看起來變薄。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkJUDEsVJ2Y
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而地獄百貨,只是把這件事做得比較明顯而已。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgTn7WJS2z9
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七60Please respect copyright.PENANA4LwhWQQvKC
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下午四點半,雨傘區正式進入災難巔峰。60Please respect copyright.PENANATSOVGbFFEK
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因為外面的雨沒有變小。60Please respect copyright.PENANA3dO5xrLNg6
而《本來只想一起躲一下》——賣完了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgxszhO1WUL
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對。60Please respect copyright.PENANADqhIHE7yIu
賣完了。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZbmfR7LSx
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一整排雙人傘最危險的那把,居然全數售罄。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7EYR4M3ebC
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我站在櫃後看著空掉的架子,只有一個想法:60Please respect copyright.PENANApIqrkE0e1B
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完了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAslNcaFBPzr
今天晚上一定會有人拿著這把來七樓客訴。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8KiqYUmh0v
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果然,不到十分鐘,就有人來鬧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaUUddGLL8w
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是一個年輕男鬼,手裡抓著空空的購物籃,表情像剛錯過人生最後一班車。60Please respect copyright.PENANAza9GIxObac
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「怎麼可能賣完?!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAjPDgL89YCk
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店員很誠懇。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkvPlXycRXP
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「因為今天下雨。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAuMS9ZDRaFo
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男鬼更氣。60Please respect copyright.PENANARryAK8u22C
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「不是,這把平常根本沒這麼多人買吧!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAFbXUtborFh
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店員繼續很誠懇。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnipPvXAlbq
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「因為平常不下雨啊。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAZXv31J9RUL
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我真的快笑死。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwRfiJQJ7Lb
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這對話太無解了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAR7JDc0IXAR
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男鬼急到不行:60Please respect copyright.PENANAPfe3SgKvgl
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「那有沒有類似的?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAWavq9DgIK4
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店員想了想,翻了一下備案架。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjkR0TBxfhY
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「有一把功能接近的。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAl6NNW4bLmK
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男鬼瞬間燃起希望:60Please respect copyright.PENANA23swWRyXYl
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「哪一把?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAvHjAIDorfS
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店員把一把黑色自動傘拿出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAt6x5unVSC3
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《不然你過來一點》60Please respect copyright.PENANAt4X1BFabZm
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全場先靜。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlWvGB9YRkZ
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接著開始笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfJnk0aGMpJ
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不是,這名字也太直接。60Please respect copyright.PENANApqKrrr6UQE
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男鬼一看到就臉紅,立刻擺手:60Please respect copyright.PENANAA1NIUi6UKk
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「不是不是,我不是那種情況!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAHrWE7ZvjGO
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店員很有職業道德地問:60Please respect copyright.PENANAflPH8eA5kF
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「那您是哪種情況?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAkPaYhuRG8Y
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男鬼噎住。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVZAujMPc7l
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過了很久,才小聲說:60Please respect copyright.PENANA8ISQarCLK5
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「……就,剛好今天她沒帶傘。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA52KXFYwJqa
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店員點頭。60Please respect copyright.PENANAe0EUo4Xbm3
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「喔,那您很適合這把。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAxIwJ4cT6T5
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我在旁邊已經笑得快蹲在地上。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8fdBxq9bFW
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真的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjjjggWpVNt
這區的店員每個都像練過。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHLWWKjQmwq
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不是銷售。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5pZSOS4Z4y
是審訊。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkrFl3B4MZz
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而且偏偏每一句都很像有道理。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlNE4mCNM65
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男鬼最後還是買了。60Please respect copyright.PENANARfrnu7DXmk
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而且結帳時整個人都不太敢看店員,像明明只是來買傘,結果不小心把自己的心思一起刷卡了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAKJCawxE3qw
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快打烊的時候,雨終於小一點。60Please respect copyright.PENANAf21msFgle8
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整個雨傘區像打完一仗。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGQSz3MEIeF
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地上到處是水。60Please respect copyright.PENANAbubjTf9n9Z
展示傘歪掉一半。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWcKGjOtGTz
店員們頭髮都濕了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAs4Lqxsl8m1
雙人傘區幾乎被掃空,剩下一把《你自己撐吧》孤伶伶掛在最角落。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6eqfGgxcJF
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我站在收銀台後面整理庫存,忍不住看著那把傘笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANABhpBsDWB6X
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「這把今天都沒人買?」60Please respect copyright.PENANArMBrOsqJeX
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旁邊小妖怪翻庫存表。60Please respect copyright.PENANAek3EutAzU8
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「沒有,連拿起來看的人都很少。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAwECMkNCqQd
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我點頭。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWdhs0E2FDa
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「合理。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAsCTaTNG52m
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這把太誠實了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAFdJ8Bp7JNK
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大家都喜歡買《不然你過來一點》,不喜歡買《你自己撐吧》。60Please respect copyright.PENANASQKU2GL2fl
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明明兩種情況在人生裡都很常發生。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9rEZP7KCd1
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但你真要選,還是比較想選前者。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPXxvbziS3a
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哪怕只是下雨天限定。60Please respect copyright.PENANAFmu6cKtBCg
哪怕只是撐一小段路。60Please respect copyright.PENANAy9nr6FmBX3
哪怕最後還是各自回家。60Please respect copyright.PENANAV6p2um1Wnp
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人就是這樣。60Please respect copyright.PENANA38DZM6to6q
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知道歸知道。60Please respect copyright.PENANAZfR1dtoaN7
嘴硬歸嘴硬。60Please respect copyright.PENANALJ7FCvFWGT
真的下起雨來,還是會忍不住去看那一排雙人傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAoAX9LnrM3S
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我正想得有點出神,樓管就走過來了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAljtUDQzDAP
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他看了一眼整排被搬空的架子,語氣很淡。60Please respect copyright.PENANA81nIuxHiLx
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「今天不錯。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAqZWLdx00Fb
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我抬頭看他。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4nj9OWdfgW
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「你是指業績,還是災情?」60Please respect copyright.PENANANIMwfJ6UkF
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樓管停了一下。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOVZzmQGVRG
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「兩個都是。」60Please respect copyright.PENANALVAKJBnisL
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我直接笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUhhKpTkx9C
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行。60Please respect copyright.PENANA18SBkQWcMq
這答案很合理。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7YWSJMImBt
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我把最後一把《你自己撐吧》掛正,隨口問他:60Please respect copyright.PENANA6VuEljfdwi
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「你覺得今天哪把最危險?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAbzKKjaQoei
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樓管想了想。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5a4tgpgXkr
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「《不然你過來一點》。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAYMrLswKhKU
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我挑眉。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPxQV0azOku
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「為什麼?不是《本來只想一起躲一下》比較危險?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAwe98BIptBN
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他看我一眼。60Please respect copyright.PENANAQuI2P2BLXX
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語氣很平:60Please respect copyright.PENANA6O2w6mTY0R
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「那把至少承認是一起。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAxJjAvs1pGa
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停了一秒,又補一句。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYP5KDBzVgb
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「前一把比較像藉口。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAyWau7wFHpy
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我整個人安靜兩秒,然後忍不住笑了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUMVdNoYSF7
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靠。60Please respect copyright.PENANArBkneR0glB
這句也太準。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyw9w8TMgzM
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對。60Please respect copyright.PENANAprZs6cqH9c
《本來只想一起躲一下》至少還有種「都已經一起了,就先這樣」的誠實。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUEXexluyrB
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但《不然你過來一點》——60Please respect copyright.PENANAAoteCwmadp
那才是真正危險。60Please respect copyright.PENANAg6CgmNImYu
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因為那句話本身,就帶著一點點還沒講清楚的東西。60Please respect copyright.PENANADxjFOoVP3r
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不是邀請。60Please respect copyright.PENANANpS75M3k8G
也不是承認。60Please respect copyright.PENANAoQFExal6kw
只是看起來很合理的一句話。60Please respect copyright.PENANAQrg2QR6o8S
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可偏偏就是這種話,最容易讓人記很久。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqzWg3XvQqc
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九60Please respect copyright.PENANAgmyK85nGxg
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收完櫃之後,我準備下班。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEetkXEi1Fm
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走到門口的時候,外面還在飄小雨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGh7fAhlgii
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不是大雨了。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7aok90uTYo
是那種你可以撐傘,也可以勉強衝一下,但多半還是會選擇撐傘的雨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzNwbtxKnVh
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我站在門邊,看著外面一把一把撐開的傘,忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVWwgBrHX5P
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白天大家還在櫃上裝沒事。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUZOZBUO1q5
一到門口,該靠近的還是靠近了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJXgcblCxsk
該多帶一把的還是多帶了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAi9Pk88YEco
該嘴硬的,也還是會在對方鞋尖淋到的時候,默默把傘往那邊偏一點。60Please respect copyright.PENANAQqIruSeSdX
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然後嘴上再補一句:60Please respect copyright.PENANAii5mQUjsPX
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「我只是怕你把地板踩濕。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAF1bOD3WsD3
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真的很煩。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0SrhzoYupl
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也真的很好笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuiGwVneALS
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我正要走,旁邊店員忽然喊我:60Please respect copyright.PENANAM7JQJVnxty
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「欸,妳的傘!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA6kIj4YJk4N
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我回頭。60Please respect copyright.PENANA3kQogzgg5k
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他遞給我一把深灰色長傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAvtviJ2BDpA
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我低頭看標籤。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGoKejY5H9s
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《今天先送自己回去》60Please respect copyright.PENANAMWqMvwFqut
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我直接笑出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwQLJwgYi3J
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「這把名字也太好了吧。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA69ucQGosla
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店員很得意。60Please respect copyright.PENANANLNSUFNK4w
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「今天臨時加掛的新品喔,賣得也不錯。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAo8nov9fE9e
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我接過那把傘,打開看了一眼。60Please respect copyright.PENANAsiCWOSAG8u
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很普通。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPNLP1CR2Vk
很好撐。60Please respect copyright.PENANADPiZ31wS0J
也沒有什麼會自動靠近、偏向某一邊、或者提醒你以前怎樣的功能。60Please respect copyright.PENANAj69lUXTeJD
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就只是很穩。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgvxoPoytYQ
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我忽然就有點喜歡。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaGWjLtBUDj
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於是我撐開它,站在百貨門口,回頭看了一眼整棟地獄百貨。60Please respect copyright.PENANAS4ElTWDd9Y
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燈還亮著。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtQcueSeFac
裡面還是吵。60Please respect copyright.PENANASLZFkSklsd
還是有人在買些不太安全的東西。60Please respect copyright.PENANAY20eVPci12
還是有人明明說只是路過,卻會在某一區停很久。60Please respect copyright.PENANAycEVFqSGul
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但下雨天嘛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWVbkEP1vLj
很多事情,本來就會變得比較明顯一點。60Please respect copyright.PENANAIpck5pX57D
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比如誰在等。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqQjrWzzOCt
誰會問。60Please respect copyright.PENANARcZm4dCTaL
誰沒帶傘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjdDGdYAz8d
誰明明可以走,卻站在門口多看了一眼。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXcOAPHjatY
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而雨傘區最厲害的地方,大概就是——60Please respect copyright.PENANAyWIgeHpYMq
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它不會逼你承認任何事。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtqED7Z5hz0
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它只會在下雨的時候,把那些你平常說得很順的藉口,一把一把掛出來。60Please respect copyright.PENANAxnjAKhuDEh
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然後看你最後拿哪一把。


