地獄百貨一年有兩個最危險的日子。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPk0eph2MJO
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第一個,是週年慶第一天。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOTplvxUzhk
第二個,是員工尾牙。53Please respect copyright.PENANAD9QlICieZz
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週年慶危險,是因為客人會失控。53Please respect copyright.PENANAcE0f1UAPoD
尾牙危險,則是因為——53Please respect copyright.PENANA9pMP0cUWBh
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員工也會失控。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKAR1zjbx6i
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而且比客人更嚴重。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnafyeNcpuN
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因為客人頂多亂買。53Please respect copyright.PENANArBFoAR9HRk
員工會亂講話、亂告白、亂翻帳、亂哭、亂唱歌,還會在喝醉之後,試圖替自己管的商品主持公道。53Please respect copyright.PENANAunYbXyNues
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這件事情,我本來不知道。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxVTFSq10Tr
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我本來真的以為,尾牙就只是大家吃個飯、抽個獎、看孟婆喝醉後罵主管、看牛頭馬面坐得比平常近一點、看二樓櫃哥拿香水當酒互相敬來敬去,頂多再加上一點小妖怪抽獎抽到「七樓支援三日券」的大型哀號現場。53Please respect copyright.PENANAeifUeAxvSD
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我沒想到的是——53Please respect copyright.PENANAaV1dKV8g3q
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那天晚上,連商品都喝了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAcWjBS6pDl3
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地獄百貨的尾牙,辦在四樓跟五樓中間那個平常不對外開放的員工宴會廳。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHoZfSIM2Tb
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名字很正常,叫「多功能活動中心」。53Please respect copyright.PENANAD7H93i4Sfa
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但只要是百貨員工都知道,這地方根本不多功能。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMQkD0OsA9C
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它唯一的功能就是:53Please respect copyright.PENANAP8HbwG40S1
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每年把大家累積一整年的情緒,集中引爆一次。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKJfLaC72aq
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我到的時候,門口已經掛滿紅布條。53Please respect copyright.PENANAsOlOwc9LU5
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上面寫得非常地獄:53Please respect copyright.PENANA2Iwr0qIbZM
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- 53Please respect copyright.PENANA99RaY5YFDm
- 謝謝各位今年也沒有真的離職
- 恭喜生還,明年再戰
- 抽到七樓加班券請不要當場哭
- 本日酒水無限,但請自行承擔後果
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我才剛走到門口,就被一隻頭頂禮帽的小妖怪攔下來。53Please respect copyright.PENANADeZimVUwUH
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「您好,請出示員工證。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAs62lkGl1V9
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我把證件遞過去。53Please respect copyright.PENANAinv8H6nNzJ
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小妖怪低頭掃一下,立刻露出一個很懂的表情。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlqywNPW4qW
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「喔,妳今年有被七樓借調過。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAdHJZJlOV6x
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我:「……怎樣?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAoBKXShlGMl
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小妖怪很誠懇。53Please respect copyright.PENANARApCUe4gPe
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「那妳今天可以先去領心理防護飲料。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAlqkDKbtDCj
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我:「有這種東西?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA1cjJlWVEB5
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小妖怪點頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAT3Rh69Sjh9
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「有啊,在報到桌旁邊,紫色那桶。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAdEWEK7eLOD
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我轉頭一看,還真的有。53Please respect copyright.PENANA3408L47524
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桶子上貼著大大的標籤:53Please respect copyright.PENANAPvbZiGVZCi
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《先不要認真》53Please respect copyright.PENANAAOWJyAa2PM
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……很好。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIHkfA1EwM0
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這很尾牙。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4UlAgd6MqQ
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我走進去,裡面已經吵成一鍋。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPZPxXjMHvw
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真的就是一鍋。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ue5lWpHET
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因為三樓餐飲區這次直接包辦尾牙餐點,現場瀰漫著烤肉味、炸物味、奶茶味、酒味,還混著某種很像「反正今天都算了」的集體鬆弛感。53Please respect copyright.PENANAp9S2p1RBf3
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二樓香水區的人甚至連空氣都不放過,入口處還設了一個香氛拱門,名字叫:53Please respect copyright.PENANAr72eGXQdkr
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《今晚講太多也沒關係》53Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7YNGGOuj7
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我一走過去,差點笑出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiJFvdbDoOa
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不是,你們二樓到底多會。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMBrNC0kHzC
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尾牙最大的看點,永遠不是舞台。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFagPlIjZu2
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是座位表。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvDoh7vH9K6
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因為每一年,座位表都會造成某種程度的災情。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0DgzfAQnDD
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今年也不例外。53Please respect copyright.PENANAVohbRb9yyx
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我站在入口處看板前,看到自己的名字時,差點當場掉頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAcIEVZckZkf
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我的位置在——53Please respect copyright.PENANAa5kDUqr62v
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二樓香水區、五樓生活用品區、七樓退貨地獄支援桌。53Please respect copyright.PENANA6VfQ1bhjmx
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換句話說:53Please respect copyright.PENANApOz4w71rVk
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我左邊是蘇晚。53Please respect copyright.PENANApvOOsqmEmK
右邊是那個二樓三隻眼櫃哥。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhIzlYTGQ4I
對面坐兩個七樓櫃台小妖怪。53Please respect copyright.PENANAYrrhWKP25K
斜前方還有那個紙巾站的小妖怪。53Please respect copyright.PENANARpyp4P6Kyj
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我直接閉眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvxfO6vqcfT
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「這桌也太會講話了吧……」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqfKWbzTMxc
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旁邊一個報到小妖怪聽到,還很開心地補一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAG5ZdFs7STt
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「這桌是『很會接住人但自己都不太正常組』喔。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA00b3xCFQ5r
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我:「……誰分的?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAcaZ4AMrgLq
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報到小妖怪翻名單。53Please respect copyright.PENANARiWd0PfLwU
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「樓管核准。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAEnaL0aVeo3
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我整個人立刻懂了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAoQ7gOv2mD3
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很好。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWIsOu2UYwD
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又是他。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWNtiDT7vlB
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我轉頭掃全場,很快就找到樓管本人。53Please respect copyright.PENANACmVWDhF0ji
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他站在最前面那桌,跟幾個主管還有部門長坐一起,臉還是一樣冷,跟整個尾牙現場格格不入,像一張誤入婚宴的調查報告。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQm20hpZcNe
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旁邊的孟婆已經先替自己倒了一杯,看起來今晚完全沒有要控制。53Please respect copyright.PENANAsi97iQrmmK
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月老居然也來了,而且還穿得像主持人,金髮亮得我眼睛痛。牛頭馬面則坐在三樓餐飲區那一桌,看起來都很正常,但也就看起來而已。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZn6vHLt7XL
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我剛坐下,蘇晚就把一杯紫色飲料推過來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwbACONH6GB
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「先喝。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAeauDBgxafz
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我低頭看杯子。53Please respect copyright.PENANAENFPi0Sa8o
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《先不要認真》53Please respect copyright.PENANAkkoYrW6F6W
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我抬頭看她。53Please respect copyright.PENANAsiyjQphl55
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「這有用嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA8djEGyBliK
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蘇晚想了想。53Please respect copyright.PENANAW7gi4JTG2L
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「對別人有。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAZqwzbHPc90
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「對我呢?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA90ljPl3nQV
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她很淡地回:53Please respect copyright.PENANARPt5ZhlK6Z
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「妳先喝了再說。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAftgZMF8Pqx
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……行。53Please respect copyright.PENANAil8pQSsKpW
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這桌真的沒有一個人正常。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7cU1d6MlA2
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尾牙正式開始的第一個流程,叫做:53Please respect copyright.PENANAaMn1Ql6Mqt
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年度回顧影片。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJNMr897v6k
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正常公司放這種影片,通常是感謝大家辛苦、回顧業績、展望來年。53Please respect copyright.PENANAna3sX5ySTi
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地獄百貨的影片一開場,就是樓管的聲音。53Please respect copyright.PENANAT0AmNzRKLG
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而且不是他本人站上台講,是直接把他平常巡樓時的語音紀錄剪成精華。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAt3S1f1o3Q
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第一句就非常有代表性:53Please respect copyright.PENANAT9eax769mO
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「誰讓《應該沒差吧》加量的?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAKVnoqplvU2
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全場直接爆笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0v5nBXNBdg
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畫面接著切到今年各大災情:53Please respect copyright.PENANASWSfGqWI1q
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- 一樓《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》上市第一天,翻到缺貨
- 二樓《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》連三週蟬聯客訴冠軍
- 三樓奶茶店出現一整排客人端著半杯飲料要求退貨
- 五樓《沒有再回去的房間》展區出口紙巾一天補六次
- 六樓《本來會在一起的人》體驗排隊排到手扶梯
- 七樓退貨櫃台在情人節後直接崩盤
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每放一段,對應樓層的員工就開始起鬨。53Please respect copyright.PENANApB5zZYzUtR
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三樓最吵。53Please respect copyright.PENANAla0cGVzWW0
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因為牛頭馬面的畫面一出來,全場立刻開始鼓掌。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJYCXZMICBG
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畫面裡是馬面紅著耳朵在一樓結帳,牛頭面不改色幫他拿鞋盒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAbvXIMNhp6z
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白無常在後排直接大喊:53Please respect copyright.PENANAQvWTR9NIXg
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「放慢一點!這段我要再看一次!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAJhN87L90k3
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黑無常坐在他旁邊,雖然一臉不關我事,但嘴角明顯在抖。53Please respect copyright.PENANAGhIrtmHENo
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馬面整個人從脖子一路紅上去,立刻轉頭怒吼:53Please respect copyright.PENANAuXL4GXXmgq
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「誰准你們把這段剪進去的?!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAJoHElnBFMv
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影片很壞,立刻接下一段。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhJN8e49c83
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是三樓香水區那次,牛頭買《想起來也不會怎樣》,瓶底刻字:53Please respect copyright.PENANAlJirsKnmaS
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今天先放過自己。53Please respect copyright.PENANA35dTwYtvGh
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全場直接炸爛。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvVyxgpIwpN
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三樓那桌整排笑到拍桌。53Please respect copyright.PENANAduJj3GHp2G
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連我都笑到眼淚快出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAl4Q29kpuq3
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而最過分的是,影片最後還加字幕:53Please respect copyright.PENANA2yXDzouSKZ
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本年度最佳雙人購物行為獎(非自願入圍)53Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ8dDANSYV
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我真的很佩服影片部。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5tYuw5Z5zT
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他們沒有死,算命大。53Please respect copyright.PENANAdfjLgGDp28
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四53Please respect copyright.PENANAcFHiQel12X
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影片播完,進入第一輪抽獎。53Please respect copyright.PENANAGc3MMruHsA
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而地獄百貨的抽獎,比客訴還可怕。53Please respect copyright.PENANANtAnM6Gi6P
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因為這裡的獎品,從來不是什麼電器、禮券、按摩椅。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKFlcr4JEjv
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這裡的獎品是:53Please respect copyright.PENANAbnPRv5dCOf
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- 53Please respect copyright.PENANA6aJ7pMtli0
- 七樓免值班券一張
- 可指定不接待《最後一次》類商品一週
- 五樓單人靜坐室使用權三次
- 二樓新品試香豁免權
- 樓管巡查時可假裝沒看到一次
- 三樓《不然先喝水》終身免費續杯
- 與孟婆同桌吃午餐豁免權
- 情人節當週強制休假一天
- 六樓高危商品陪同說明豁免券
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我一開始還覺得很好笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWxKg62tH0X
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直到主持抽出第一個獎:53Please respect copyright.PENANAVxdGLBXg7Y
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「恭喜七樓櫃台小妖怪阿寶,獲得——情人節當週強制休假一天!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAWd07GG6xSM
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七樓那桌直接全員起立鼓掌,阿寶本人當場哭出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOjtQ02iKcP
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「我終於可以不用看那群拿著半束花來退的人了——」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqemSgSlAtA
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我笑到不行。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0xZH0NARSW
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但更精彩的是下一個。53Please respect copyright.PENANArbNt9szM15
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「恭喜一樓服飾區阿咩,獲得——樓管巡查時可假裝沒看到一次!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAef1EFdlMXd
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全場爆笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwurnTrVUOV
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因為所有人都知道,阿咩一年到頭最怕被樓管抓到她誇大話術。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHdvY7yQ2X1
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阿咩本人甚至激動到差點站到椅子上。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJuEKOViUUV
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「真的嗎?!是真的可以假裝沒看到嗎?!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7mH0GopUd
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主持小妖怪很大聲:53Please respect copyright.PENANAtvY0HQk0V6
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「限一次!不可拆分使用!不可累積到週年慶!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAKLXgrErBD7
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阿咩雙手合十,整個人像要感謝天地。53Please respect copyright.PENANADJTU1cAgYB
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而最猛的是——53Please respect copyright.PENANAd8YlWC15I1
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抽到「與孟婆同桌吃午餐豁免權」的,是月老。53Please respect copyright.PENANAue3xQ10xyG
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整個會場瞬間笑到翻掉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaPDBoZyQQx
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孟婆本人靠在椅子上,笑得很冷。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwLWjX8WwW8
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「什麼意思?跟我吃飯很可怕是不是?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAYgZJ9zHpYW
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月老立刻舉手,一臉正經。53Please respect copyright.PENANACMMbm3L1FO
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「不是可怕,是危險。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqXUcZen1fk
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白無常邊笑邊補刀:53Please respect copyright.PENANAEjXKmUIk46
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「他上次跟妳吃完飯,回去把紅線打成死結欸!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAKT1OuZ6gta
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孟婆直接拿桌上的花生丟他。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQnSek1Mbkf
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全場再次爆炸。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWc6E5bEyks
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五53Please respect copyright.PENANAbetO7IM6Sr
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尾牙最危險的第二個流程,叫做:53Please respect copyright.PENANAnGkZsEjVz6
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自由敬酒。53Please respect copyright.PENANADrFSdRWY1e
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這個流程看起來很平常。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1NUWf5Tvzj
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實際上是——53Please respect copyright.PENANACZPdCRikSV
所有平常不敢講的話,會借著敬酒的名義開始亂竄。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKgitNYTnUP
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二樓最先亂。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhFyxntXUxw
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因為香水區那個三隻眼櫃哥一站起來,整桌就知道不妙。53Please respect copyright.PENANAexCoRKvJfO
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他端著一杯透明液體,笑容非常標準。53Please respect copyright.PENANAdJObQtqIKj
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「我先敬七樓。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAvANE4qjvU2
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七樓那桌立刻警戒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAw0DCuifsLg
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蘇晚抬眼看他。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxXLCom9u9J
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「敬什麼?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAvTBcigvH2P
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櫃哥笑得很有禮貌。53Please respect copyright.PENANApaHVerQKvM
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「敬妳們這一年,替我們善後很多《客人自己也知道不該買,但還是買了》的東西。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8Zzux6PSZ
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全場笑聲先起來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAsBQck73uWI
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七樓兩個小妖怪立刻站起來回敬。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHBaBayopir
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「我們也敬二樓,謝謝你們持續生產客訴主力。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAtrTeto0gr1
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「尤其是《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》,真的很努力。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAlaVZb723Oi
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櫃哥居然還很驕傲地點頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhehVceFPr1
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「這支今年表現不錯。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAHBbzWtVtFW
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我在旁邊喝《先不要認真》都快喝出內傷。53Please respect copyright.PENANAr3YSIqwG32
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不是,這兩層平常表面客氣,尾牙一到全部開打。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWbAGM9yY4h
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蘇晚這時候也慢慢站起來,手裡杯子一抬,很淡地說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAaN3nZoMSdO
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「那我順便敬三樓。」53Please respect copyright.PENANABxhyKXrezc
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三樓那桌瞬間一靜。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7iOL5tyde
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牛頭還算穩,馬面已經有不妙預感。53Please respect copyright.PENANAH5GFzgFM3z
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蘇晚慢條斯理地開口:53Please respect copyright.PENANASTatoasAgN
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「謝謝你們每次把客人弄亂之後,還能讓他們心甘情願再點一杯。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAfe0dRzPWzt
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三樓整桌直接拍桌狂笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAzI6RZY1lhH
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馬面還很不服氣。53Please respect copyright.PENANAkzrAllxhbJ
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「什麼叫弄亂?我們那叫餐飲陪伴!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAZW0Y5B44Qr
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白無常立刻插一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAgTp8QVNS1A
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「你們那叫加料犯罪!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqJFrlqyw7J
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整場又炸一次。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhzmybQQyCj
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尾牙的第三個失控點,發生在酒過三巡之後。53Please respect copyright.PENANANnxJOTeOlw
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孟婆喝醉了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAGYNjyGlNGr
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這件事平常也會發生。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWXtHZMi32z
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不稀奇。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFNnmMLtBIM
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稀奇的是——53Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dj5qzYsOE
她今天喝醉之後,突然開始替商品抱不平。53Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Q7KEcYG4
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她站起來,手裡拎著半杯不知道是酒還是奶茶的東西,指著全場,眼神很亮,氣勢很足。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHAu5hBgN9a
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「我跟你們講!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAemgHScVPys
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全場立刻安靜。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9RYc2ZNoOw
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因為孟婆喝醉之後,通常都很好看。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zi3DPWsh9
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她第一句就很猛:53Please respect copyright.PENANAktoU3jGCuh
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「《最後一次》根本沒有錯!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAVCs5pX6QQ6
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全場瞬間笑出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANA8T34xKMhid
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孟婆拍桌:53Please respect copyright.PENANANL5FgnCvb7
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「錯的是你們!每次點完都說最後一次,結果自己又跑去續杯,憑什麼怪商品!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5a5qni4f0
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三樓那桌直接鼓掌。53Please respect copyright.PENANA2FsvXRjkjD
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點單小妖怪甚至大喊:53Please respect copyright.PENANAGy0NHnzNwR
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「對!!我們也很委屈!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAEYU3Opj9BR
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孟婆越講越上頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZW6F3fsKf9
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「還有《他應該會回我》!那支也沒錯!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAIvpQvUXPJV
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二樓櫃哥立刻舉杯致意。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlWeO8b5zr2
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孟婆一揮手,差點把杯子裡的液體潑到月老臉上。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0e9Ywhivja
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「那支的作用本來就是讓你承認你自己在想,不是叫對方真的回!你們到底有沒有看說明!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAD5ANS1o0iJ
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我整個人笑到快坐不住。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnhM4Zf6x9A
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因為她罵得太有道理了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAgY3JjQw5Fi
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而且最扯的是——53Please respect copyright.PENANABAanIfplOf
台下居然開始有人心虛。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAiN2bD2b0L
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真的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAGDL2fdWb1N
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七樓某個小妖怪默默低頭,不敢看她。53Please respect copyright.PENANAjRmvLKEjbZ
三樓剛剛抽到免費續杯券的員工,把杯子往桌下藏。53Please respect copyright.PENANAoZ02g0cWOc
連馬面都很可疑地移開視線。53Please respect copyright.PENANACn9JVFlWcb
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孟婆越講越嗨,最後直接點名:53Please respect copyright.PENANA4ope4QuvOG
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「還有牛頭馬面!你們兩個最沒有資格嫌商品有病!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAmf6pWtF2ls
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全場先靜一秒,接著笑到天花板快掉下來。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7mgxM5ReX4
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馬面當場站起來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxkytq5CRwy
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「關我們屁事!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAUjAGmE1CrT
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孟婆醉醺醺地指著他:53Please respect copyright.PENANAHki7ksZnIX
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「你上次買那個《本來只想做朋友的雙人傘》,回去之後是不是自己打開試三次!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA14vz0u7HHt
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我整個人直接趴桌。53Please respect copyright.PENANACPfrPSEC6H
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這種料她到底是從哪裡知道的?!53Please respect copyright.PENANAvThYsJorWL
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牛頭坐在旁邊,很安靜,安靜到詭異。53Please respect copyright.PENANAyQhSlldZl0
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結果全場吵成一團的時候,他忽然很平靜地補一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANA5DJEFYreNr
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「四次。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAZVZeMZIp9W
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全場先是死寂。53Please respect copyright.PENANAg2IYMiDiiq
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然後——53Please respect copyright.PENANAjS9RqXR3f2
轟的一聲,炸到最高點。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4nkjYHW8i3
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連樓管那桌都有人笑出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEToeruXJtn
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馬面整張臉瞬間熟透,轉頭看牛頭的表情像要當場把他烤了。53Please respect copyright.PENANALf37YdrwrN
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「你閉嘴!!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAoz3lihJw0m
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牛頭依然坐得很穩,甚至還幫他把快滑下椅子的外套拉了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAH2w4sfAIlD
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這個動作一做,全場笑到桌子都在晃。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKAA8YbMuTc
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白無常已經不行了,整個人靠著黑無常狂拍桌:53Please respect copyright.PENANA0xKnQOvV3B
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「不行!我要死第二次!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAOrsNU41RW5
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黑無常一臉嫌棄,但也沒有推開他。53Please respect copyright.PENANAVt2K1XukVO
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……很好。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0Op6ZRWikq
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今晚整場已經沒人正常了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWVkki7QOdu
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七53Please respect copyright.PENANAn83GjW8C2H
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我本來以為,尾牙最離譜大概就到這裡。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7maaxhUybf
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我還是太天真了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAVf14SkBBE6
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因為真正的災難,是在甜點上桌之後發生的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIr5tv4rNce
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三樓餐飲區為了尾牙特製了一批限量甜點,名字全部非常不妙:53Please respect copyright.PENANAcKQhITwR4R
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- 53Please respect copyright.PENANA92G1A6EQ1U
- 《明天不要想起來》提拉米蘇
- 《講太多了》熔岩蛋糕
- 《先這樣》布丁
- 《我沒有在等》奶酪
- 《不然抱一下》泡芙
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我一看到最後一個名字就覺得事情要出問題。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIPv3akOODc
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而果然,問題真的來了。53Please respect copyright.PENANADmff3hHZiy
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問題出在——53Please respect copyright.PENANAiZAxqudjeD
有個小妖怪把《不然抱一下》泡芙端去經過牛頭馬面那桌時,不小心被後面醉醺醺的月老撞了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANA90F1pWkQmZ
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整盤泡芙直接飛出去。53Please respect copyright.PENANAERrjcAcEzN
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全場先「喔——」一聲。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlpQMwO6seI
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下一秒,泡芙沒掉地上。53Please respect copyright.PENANA8afpAwCtWk
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因為——53Please respect copyright.PENANAWJMEC3bpiA
牛頭反應很快,伸手接了一個。53Please respect copyright.PENANAfHb6geNfuT
馬面反應更快,伸手也接了一個。53Please respect copyright.PENANAA2YD1fGCBE
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而且兩個人接的時候,不知道怎麼搞的,手背還剛好撞在一起。53Please respect copyright.PENANAybaA004fqs
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整場燈光下,那畫面精準得像誰特意排過。53Please respect copyright.PENANAG75bKRHE1p
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泡芙是接住了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAjnlQxL6h2u
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全場也靜了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAa7kKYAN3HA
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安靜到我甚至聽得到七樓那桌小妖怪倒抽氣的聲音。53Please respect copyright.PENANAa2kNrbPoyg
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然後,最欠的是白無常。53Please respect copyright.PENANAjAq6SR708M
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他居然在這種萬籟俱寂的時刻,超大聲地來了一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAysufYxK5a5
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「哇喔,這就是『不然抱一下』的實體示範嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA87injWIU6i
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整個會場瞬間瘋掉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJDGxoKNqiq
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馬面當場起身:53Please respect copyright.PENANAQsBDNh4ebx
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「白無常你今天不要回宿舍了!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANALssQ7G5TtZ
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牛頭看起來也有一點不自然,但比起馬面,他還算能撐。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMqH1DeNCoS
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他低頭看了一眼手裡那顆泡芙,很平靜地說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAUBhA5KAqhc
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「掉了可惜。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAX1VURTMHiV
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全場再次拍桌。53Please respect copyright.PENANA07XRKnPxdm
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不是,這理由也太爛了吧。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAan4ITjFM1
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但爛得很好笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAUCuLFLShNo
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月老喝得半醉半醒,還在旁邊補一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAsVTLD3WaSs
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「可以啊,你們明年情人節主視覺就用這張。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA3L5E5dF5Ue
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樓管終於抬頭,淡淡看了他一眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAzw2QFaXye3
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「你很閒?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAW6Ap4Yi6LT
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月老立刻閉嘴。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMXl6PHpGs1
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很好。53Please respect copyright.PENANACvogbQm97J
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世界終於稍微安靜兩秒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHbeGVQoVBy
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八53Please respect copyright.PENANAy9TOxpZo9W
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尾牙進行到後半段,開始有人醉。53Please respect copyright.PENANACHCiY7qa2I
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而地獄百貨的人醉了以後,跟正常公司的人不太一樣。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhSB2XDQadf
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別的公司醉了,可能開始唱歌、哭、講老闆壞話。53Please respect copyright.PENANASKU0tHVshY
地獄百貨的人醉了,會開始替自己那層樓的商品辯護。53Please respect copyright.PENANAf9VnWO2Bum
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一樓阿咩最先站上台。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9nkghbdJ9A
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她抱著麥克風,臉紅紅的,第一句就是:53Please respect copyright.PENANATHPWAwKSYz
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「《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》沒有在針對客人!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAkRYaDUOdCL
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全場立刻笑出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANA2APnCdRcJn
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阿咩不服氣,拍著胸口保證:53Please respect copyright.PENANAuaFACEXe61
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「它只是比較有自尊!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAptT9eOCDCw
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我差點把飲料噴出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnCqSirL6Hy
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旁邊一樓同事還在幫腔:53Please respect copyright.PENANAzGeES55w6G
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「對啊!是客人自己明明知道那雙不適合還硬穿!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA7ME8s5XJaa
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接著換二樓。53Please respect copyright.PENANA6tboTVtPqu
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三隻眼櫃哥拿著杯子站起來,非常優雅地說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAimVDWq4Si4
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「我們香水區再次聲明,《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》不是幻覺,它只是放大您原本就有的愚蠢。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAMuhVW10cIz
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全場先靜一秒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPO5SUL9Rvp
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接著爆炸。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIz9GK7gDfn
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二樓這群人真的嘴太毒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAi3DAF5wzwY
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甚至有七樓小妖怪邊笑邊抹眼淚:53Please respect copyright.PENANAGkkEEmtXFq
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「不行,這句我要印成客訴回覆模板。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAkE8PZSC1eN
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三樓則最吵。53Please respect copyright.PENANA6hfG5hJBsd
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因為他們不是一個人上台,是整桌一起起鬨。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJybwtJYjmp
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最後不知道為什麼,竟然是點單小妖怪代表發言。53Please respect copyright.PENANAUwO9cIkFCy
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他一拿到麥克風就先哭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhPsgrnf4e9
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對,先哭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtFTKsaRmfH
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「我們奶茶店……真的沒有故意害人……」53Please respect copyright.PENANAjTEzbJ0wgY
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全場已經開始笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFyZ2X5hvnT
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他哭著繼續說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAPTVGBOrbai
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「是你們自己每次都說——一點點就好!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANArS0q9lewri
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這句一出來,整個宴會廳笑聲差點掀天花板。53Please respect copyright.PENANANzbN8MSo0m
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三樓全桌甚至起立鼓掌。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtHCBN6whmL
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牛頭都默默舉杯致意。53Please respect copyright.PENANAh13VR0aw8R
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馬面雖然一臉「這有什麼好感動」,但也沒反駁。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlrSDYVVgMN
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點單小妖怪哭到最後,還哽咽著補一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAZxOOJiFBaG
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「你們點《最後一次》的時候,眼神都很真誠……我們也想相信你們啊……」53Please respect copyright.PENANARHENIpktsJ
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我整個人笑到快倒下去。53Please respect copyright.PENANAF5FjdPEzs7
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這什麼尾牙發言。53Please respect copyright.PENANAO3wGDSbpw0
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這根本是年度職災創傷自白。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIlklvGh7tb
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九53Please respect copyright.PENANAt5u7nRg605
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尾牙真正最恐怖的,不是喝醉。53Please respect copyright.PENANADV2BIP99dz
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是自由活動。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMXYTGN3YbL
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因為流程結束之後,所有人開始離席,會場就變成一個超大型混亂區。53Please respect copyright.PENANA75zcVtWMqO
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有人在拍照。53Please respect copyright.PENANADSjO1ZiMdH
有人在互相敬酒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwV3GGsPWIs
有人在討論抽獎不公。53Please respect copyright.PENANAzKNHMBzY90
有人開始結伴去七樓靜坐室續攤。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIwC5SCZJTV
還有人在偷拿明天值班名單,打算先改班。53Please respect copyright.PENANAr9DaaUJQDK
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我本來打算趁亂溜走。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlRUl3ryJGz
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結果還沒走到門口,就被一個小妖怪拉住。53Please respect copyright.PENANAjWztL8oLg1
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「不好了!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAaFY7vkiu1D
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我看著他,第一反應就是:53Please respect copyright.PENANAqWEwAD0LAj
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又怎樣?53Please respect copyright.PENANAF8KwEfoKn6
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小妖怪一臉快哭出來的表情。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEUXrgqjP7A
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「商品區失控了!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAE0FIbsOPMy
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我整個人一僵。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXJU1c73A9I
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「什麼意思?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAT5eBdC8xxH
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小妖怪瘋狂比劃。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7GYFcHzdBZ
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「就是、就是尾牙送錯酒到展示品那邊,現在一樓鞋子、二樓香水、三樓奶茶、還有五樓幾個小夜燈……都很不對勁!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAYOIkfWpJmU
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我閉上眼睛。53Please respect copyright.PENANAb3L1ANyuWI
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……行。53Please respect copyright.PENANATPie9WvEW4
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這就是我剛剛說的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAP8I1yF606P
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地獄百貨最可怕的不是員工喝醉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAP4YPNV6CTQ
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是商品也喝醉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAi6mtZCu7Jh
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我們衝到臨時展示區時,現場已經不行了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAw036S5BTMj
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真的不行。53Please respect copyright.PENANArWk6piWxPF
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一樓那雙《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》現在不只會翻白眼,還會主動對路過的人發出「嘖」的聲音。53Please respect copyright.PENANAo5t2bUiPWg
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而且是很有情緒的那種「嘖」。53Please respect copyright.PENANACs8CPWLkz8
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一個剛好路過的小妖怪被嘖了一下,當場愣住:53Please respect copyright.PENANAED6ufffrh5
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「它剛剛是不是在嫌棄我?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAXW22uZvUsh
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旁邊另一雙《今天不要回頭的鞋》更誇張,整雙鞋自己轉了個方向,對著牆,一副「我現在不想看你們」的姿態。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOvhKB0hobh
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二樓香水區也很精彩。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y9IZDBfrw
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《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》自己開始亂噴,空氣裡整片都是一種「好像有人在想你但也可能只是你有病」的危險氣氛。53Please respect copyright.PENANArBJzRTvV4K
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結果月老才剛走過去,就被噴了一臉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAwEmVgmNgpt
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全場爆笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAD3BMMMIaf3
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他本人還一臉很受辱的樣子。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnXUA5nTIT3
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「這支到底是什麼意思!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA0wjXV5xFCv
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二樓櫃哥在旁邊一邊憋笑一邊很有職業道德地回答:53Please respect copyright.PENANAYGgc5V0bl8
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「就……看您現在想到誰。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAU6gV0EwIOQ
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月老瞬間閉嘴。53Please respect copyright.PENANATJ7nyjHsaO
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很好。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4vWQfw7FHK
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至少這支香水還是有功能。53Please respect copyright.PENANA87lcctw7SS
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三樓奶茶區更離譜。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQBjHJJ9VIh
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《應該沒差吧》整桶自己冒泡。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4Eh83kD2Nh
《最後一次》在桌上排列得整整齊齊,像隨時準備騙下一個人。53Please respect copyright.PENANADXBQPsd8EG
《先喝再說》甚至自己滾到杯架邊緣,差點掉下去。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0mylqSY4cr
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點單小妖怪嚇到快瘋掉,抱著量杯原地打轉:53Please respect copyright.PENANAoNSLcSx8mz
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「誰給配料喝酒的!誰准它們喝的!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqVev2C7xdl
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我差點笑死。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXWH0QUwzII
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五樓那邊則是另一種失控。53Please respect copyright.PENANADSAiH4Cjb7
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幾盞《後來住進別的地方》小夜燈自己一盞一盞亮起來,還忽明忽暗,像在討論什麼。53Please respect copyright.PENANASWOmV0juWA
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《想回去也沒關係》便條本自己翻頁,翻到一半又停住,整個畫面很安靜,但非常毛。53Please respect copyright.PENANADs3BFBbgXB
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好笑的是,一個喝茫的小妖怪站在旁邊看了半天,最後還很感動地說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAAaXMsS8hSu
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「它們好像也有心事欸……」53Please respect copyright.PENANAOzGzE8So0u
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我:「……你先閉嘴。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAlgTZkxM6cA
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十一53Please respect copyright.PENANAcP6mTn0NUJ
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最後還是樓管出面。53Please respect copyright.PENANAcJNZVkLyhA
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不是因為他特別會處理醉掉的商品。53Please respect copyright.PENANALq0fXQ5cwn
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而是因為全場只剩他還像沒醉。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1LYvbvM9M8
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他站在展示區中央,掃了一眼全場,語氣很淡:53Please respect copyright.PENANAGfViDV27n5
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「先把酒撤掉。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA5KMjWQoXaj
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所有小妖怪立刻動起來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAle5gjZDMzK
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但最離譜的是,酒撤掉之後,商品並沒有立刻恢復正常。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQR0ySslddW
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《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》還在翻。53Please respect copyright.PENANAf0qG1pXcy1
《最後一次》還在冒泡。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAxXEbAWnbC
《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》還在亂噴。53Please respect copyright.PENANAYdA4QapkN8
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樓管沉默兩秒。53Please respect copyright.PENANArex7jh62R2
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「誰最先碰的?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqxj3RKXOrk
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全場瞬間安靜。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZp0ikpNokC
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沒人承認。53Please respect copyright.PENANAssJICrYykQ
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我站在旁邊,本來也不知道。53Please respect copyright.PENANApjyIfcJxg5
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直到馬面突然很小聲地說了一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAic1aaDZdHg
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「……白無常。」53Please respect copyright.PENANALU1Urn4QKs
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全場刷一下轉頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5Br3LV3APS
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白無常抱著一盤沒吃完的《不然抱一下》泡芙,整個人愣住。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8ju2h1v68
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「我只是想讓它們也有參與感!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAWQlkq7Ib51
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黑無常站在旁邊,第一次明確表現出一種「我真的不想認識你」的態度。53Please respect copyright.PENANA58HZToqSPi
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我已經笑到沒力。53Please respect copyright.PENANAz9cPV8yXdN
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不是,這理由到底誰會信。53Please respect copyright.PENANARLA08W4Jsb
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但更好笑的是,白無常還很委屈:53Please respect copyright.PENANADn3oWO6MFo
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「你們尾牙都喝成這樣了,商品一年到頭被摸、被退、被罵、被嫌,讓它們喝一點怎麼了!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAg5AtZx0grc
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全場瞬間靜了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAW7QKgv4AYz
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然後,不知道是誰先笑出來的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAqu8qOm5oZ2
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接著整個展示區又笑成一團。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEW7RF2iEXX
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因為——53Please respect copyright.PENANAGRyFzv17bR
靠,這句話居然很有道理。53Please respect copyright.PENANAM2YF9MpoK1
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一樓鞋子天天被試穿。53Please respect copyright.PENANAhDPcBd2zUy
二樓香水天天被客人邊哭邊噴。53Please respect copyright.PENANAN3uzgcmSQq
三樓奶茶天天被加一些自己都不想承擔的東西。53Please respect copyright.PENANAyqf5aHvAe5
五樓的燈、便條本、房間物件,每天都在接住各種還沒處理好的心事。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ8FcBX43S
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讓它們尾牙喝一點,好像也……不是完全不能理解。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnc4B7LUQdr
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樓管大概也有一瞬間被說服了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAyNkXoMuCiK
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因為他居然沒有立刻罵。53Please respect copyright.PENANAeU3eELSMyO
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只是很淡地看著白無常,過了兩秒才說:53Please respect copyright.PENANAGefR2LnzQk
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「下次先報備。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAG3KDeGphWn
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全場先安靜一秒。53Please respect copyright.PENANADV9yP4HbzU
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然後直接爆笑到最高點。53Please respect copyright.PENANAzEOnHzSXKy
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白無常自己都愣住了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAURNlsCBC7Q
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「咦?所以可以?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAxR4s5mXU8z
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樓管看他一眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAZOtZHXMO8
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「我有說可以?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAYrSqQmt1rK
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白無常立刻閉嘴。53Please respect copyright.PENANAmk3yNHHRRB
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但已經來不及了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMaTlM3WIpd
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大家都聽到了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPqMMyXUdOJ
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「下次先報備」這句,直接成為本年度尾牙最佳金句第一名。53Please respect copyright.PENANAnlmI2QHzL1
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十二53Please respect copyright.PENANAYMleF9GKNY
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最後,尾牙在一片混亂之中收場。53Please respect copyright.PENANAkDXNuYOSvz
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商品一個一個被送回原位。53Please respect copyright.PENANAVSwQ54ggGe
《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》終於不嘖了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiRbjyWNo8A
《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》也被關回櫃裡。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxCuw2zMdgP
《最後一次》重新封桶。53Please respect copyright.PENANAu5PNaXNQO9
《想回去也沒關係》便條本則被五樓小妖怪抱在懷裡哄了半天,才安靜下來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOCH0Mi11zy
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我走出會場的時候,已經快凌晨。53Please respect copyright.PENANAyb4quq4TbX
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整棟地獄百貨難得安靜。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAvQ31lJYd1
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只剩清潔小妖怪拖地的聲音,還有遠遠傳來三樓收攤時鐵門拉下的聲響。53Please respect copyright.PENANAU0JSPeB0QL
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樓管站在門口,手裡還拿著今天的巡查板。53Please respect copyright.PENANAArD6tTT7io
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我經過時,他看了我一眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANATFwQLULfQK
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「還活著?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAjP5ZzIU3fO
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我笑了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHUiuYMZkqE
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「暫時。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAPf3bkE0Ixz
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他點點頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtv3jysutpX
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「很好。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAwawZUCzfvh
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我本來要走,想了想,還是回頭問他一句:53Please respect copyright.PENANAaRv7QpGPCX
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「你每年都這樣嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANANBwOzPWDen
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樓管停了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaRe9XyBXCP
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「哪樣?」53Please respect copyright.PENANARsDSfOH8An
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「看大家喝醉、商品喝醉、全館失控,然後最後再收尾。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAqdK641hVDC
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他想了想,居然很淡地回:53Please respect copyright.PENANABnQWq9kkCb
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「差不多。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAaFxeiuXF2L
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我沒忍住笑出來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAfUkcGlDCzh
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「那你為什麼還來?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAPrBQghUttb
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樓管看著前方那一排已經熄掉一半的燈,語氣很平:53Please respect copyright.PENANAZgkd3NjHwy
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「因為一年總要有一天,讓大家亂一下。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAMW9m4SgFvf
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我愣了一下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaEOTeCHeug
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他沒再多說。53Please respect copyright.PENANAfY5RALlt1E
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只是把巡查板夾到手臂下,轉身走了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAmRg1HxeFrp
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我站在原地,看著他的背影,忽然覺得這句話很地獄百貨。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvXkzu7QgO8
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平常這棟樓太會接住人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtDDN5QnNAG
接住那些亂掉的、放不下的、想退的、沒回去的、還在等的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAACNpywoBkZ
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接久了,連員工自己都會假裝很穩。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAlivg3O3jS
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所以尾牙這種日子,大概就是——53Please respect copyright.PENANAIKzNoOgr7S
讓所有人跟所有商品一起承認:53Please respect copyright.PENANAd9DsvcipmR
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對啦。53Please respect copyright.PENANAB2T8T2bDQC
今年也亂過。53Please respect copyright.PENANAt9BT7F6Jwg
也講錯過。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0HLjW2MfmA
也翻過車。53Please respect copyright.PENANAMxH4WHooOs
也不小心加太多。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQc8IMLV5Zo
也在不該心動的時候心動過。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtB6nVopKKy
也在明明知道不該買的時候,還是刷了卡。53Please respect copyright.PENANA6MieWCxkBO
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但那又怎樣。53Please respect copyright.PENANAsgJ1JjkdBN
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明天燈還是會亮。53Please respect copyright.PENANApiTXAJziLq
門還是會開。53Please respect copyright.PENANApMwLORtYof
櫃台還是有人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJQJOndHWoY
奶茶店還是會問你「今天想加什麼」。53Please respect copyright.PENANAK7t6YrY6hJ
七樓也還是會有人拿著半杯東西,鼓起勇氣說「我想退」。53Please respect copyright.PENANAqzUrgtliuS
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而整棟地獄百貨——53Please respect copyright.PENANAGtazHUZFSX
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