地獄百貨每年都會辦很多活動。51Please respect copyright.PENANAojlXl90bSG
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週年慶。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhhuj4gqmV3
情人節特展。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwpjoDeNL1J
尾牙。51Please respect copyright.PENANA52aJVhn1TB
新品發表。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXTIuV2d71n
七樓退貨地獄感謝季。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJn4Q14YESz
還有五樓那種看起來很安靜,實際上會讓人回家想三天的主題展。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOkMOA51vp3
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但在這些活動裡,最受歡迎的,其實不是折扣。51Please respect copyright.PENANACezvy7fiq0
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也不是抽獎。51Please respect copyright.PENANAj690o4YpzO
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而是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAXXWCsisfrb
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客人票選最不該存在的商品51Please respect copyright.PENANAuHuYJNVow0
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這個活動從三年前開始辦。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUUGhkzaL9H
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一開始只是七樓某個小妖怪喝太多,在內部抱怨會上隨口提了一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAo7MzMWaNvD
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「不然讓客人自己投啊,看看大家到底最恨什麼。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAKJG3w0xDIW
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沒想到這句話一出,整棟樓瞬間安靜三秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6fGrfTX5nz
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然後所有人一致點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANABm7HvAJKV1
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAIsjRMeZKdm
這太值得辦了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaHxQvSMc6E
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地獄百貨的商品,本來就很有意見。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGkCpOpvzcs
客人更有。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHzcVtwSHIN
平常大家只是在櫃台前一對一互相折磨。51Please respect copyright.PENANAjBKORyjR52
現在終於有一個場合,可以讓大家公開上台講壞話。51Please respect copyright.PENANAP3KdjJVjt4
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這活動怎麼可能不爆。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwiOmz1Hv6H
51Please respect copyright.PENANA8BOAhrkcgR
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而今年,票選會場就設在一樓中庭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAft5clI924j
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正中央搭了一個很像頒獎舞台的高台,背板做得非常隆重,上面燙金大字寫著:51Please respect copyright.PENANAWmZ9mrtjc8
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第三屆51Please respect copyright.PENANA9aFtPlzqEF
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地獄百貨客人票選51Please respect copyright.PENANAqR7wuOAD62
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最不該存在的商品51Please respect copyright.PENANA5fL1Egp6YW
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下面還有一行小字:51Please respect copyright.PENANAoTLRTEMOMb
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「既然已經買過了,不如說實話。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVp0XzLJ47t
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我站在中庭入口,手裡拿著活動手冊,光看到這行就先笑了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlgOjk3KcV5
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因為這句話,真的是整棟地獄百貨最擅長做的事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhHhwiNAHAP
51Please respect copyright.PENANAe3Y3nlvClQ
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先讓你買。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGlDqE3Kipe
再讓你承認。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5TQDgHEVK0
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一51Please respect copyright.PENANAujILJEPN1o
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我到的時候,會場已經差不多坐滿。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9C95WbNN1u
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而且位置還分得很壞。51Please respect copyright.PENANATYsM8tlLWH
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前排是「曾購買並客訴者」。51Please respect copyright.PENANADIOGOcToCP
中排是「觀望過但最後還是買了者」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAgvKMfEHluA
後排則是「路過但有意見者」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcQUyP1Ukqn
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我一看到這個分區就笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIAiR2auwj0
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不是,連位置都要分類,這活動策劃部真的很懂怎麼得罪人。51Please respect copyright.PENANASdkhS4Msxh
51Please respect copyright.PENANAtuiRiU2Lzt
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舞台左邊坐的是各樓層代表。51Please respect copyright.PENANArLPaOJtQqK
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一樓阿咩、二樓櫃哥、三樓點單小妖怪、五樓導覽小妖怪、七樓蘇晚,還有月老這位根本不該在場但他本人毫無自覺的外部顧問。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2SFbgrZTKr
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樓管坐在最邊邊,桌上放著一疊資料,表情比平常還淡。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuHrHKLkdUi
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很明顯,他不是來享受活動的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMoYc4wiEf0
他是來防止場面失控的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAptNW7q8fby
51Please respect copyright.PENANASWI8RFPdoF
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但這種活動,怎麼可能不失控。51Please respect copyright.PENANAziQpCovgro
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我才剛坐下,旁邊一個阿姨鬼就壓低聲音跟我說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAza9JhDCvDe
51Please respect copyright.PENANAw8PABDYJ7j
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「我今天是專程來投《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》的。」51Please respect copyright.PENANArH6p5czW1b
51Please respect copyright.PENANApxyEuWT6A3
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我轉頭看她。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5XSMEkzYa1
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她一臉殺氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMK6dIn3c3f
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「這支真的太賤了。」51Please respect copyright.PENANABMiNiGIChk
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我差點笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGq90dcEaxG
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「妳有買?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAN2L3JbAKZJ
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阿姨鬼立刻點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAT6OcPgiEoN
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「而且還買大瓶。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7e1BjFWBjp
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我點點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANArwrwdLqhnY
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOVv3fkmO0X
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這很有資格發言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuItIC060rz
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我正想再問,另一邊一個男鬼也加入戰局。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEg2KjyHy6x
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「我投《本來只是想喝一口》。」51Please respect copyright.PENANALVbkk9JLPA
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我立刻轉過去。51Please respect copyright.PENANAX1ySI7sUAP
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「你有喝完嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAHTaBwSc4k1
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男鬼表情複雜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeycPhJcUgK
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「……喝到一半我就開始懷疑人生。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAtoQ0NRqlvz
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAN0KR1gaWpJ
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今天會很好看。51Please respect copyright.PENANABnvjlzqiMb
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二51Please respect copyright.PENANANWJye7eiog
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活動準時開始。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6k9avNUgOi
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主持人不是別人,竟然是白無常。51Please respect copyright.PENANA37E5W1x4Mj
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這安排非常合理,也非常危險。51Please respect copyright.PENANAM8yuMMi5Gr
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因為他真的很會炒熱氣氛,也真的很容易把氣氛炒過頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdhQB1qrSAd
51Please respect copyright.PENANAt0g9ijv7Y3
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白無常今天穿得特別正式,白西裝、黑領結,頭髮還特地抓過,一上台就先對全場露出一個浮誇到不行的笑容。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaKa1WVvMJW
51Please respect copyright.PENANAd1JCJiY0uT
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「歡迎各位蒞臨第三屆『最不該存在的商品』票選大會!」51Please respect copyright.PENANApJCt8gVfoc
51Please respect copyright.PENANALxPSqSD7Td
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全場掌聲雷動。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlxjEIR1qET
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白無常開場就很會:51Please respect copyright.PENANAb52rAuOU6D
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「今天在場的各位,都是曾經受害、差點受害,或明明知道很危險卻還是想買來試試看的勇者!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAfsu2E0wu36
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台下笑成一片。51Please respect copyright.PENANAULgf0cW4hw
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連我都笑到停不下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAnNITM6gpUZ
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANA0AHf7K3jHy
對。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPwvgeBQdxd
大家真的都很勇。51Please respect copyright.PENANAafbHyIYqPI
51Please respect copyright.PENANAYxEEOTOlkd
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白無常繼續宣布規則:51Please respect copyright.PENANAALSGcmMhyH
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「今年入圍商品共十項,將先由客人代表上台進行控訴,再由各樓層代表做最後辯護,最後現場票選出本年度最不該存在冠軍!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAM1ZyG7D1ok
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他停了一下,笑得非常欠打。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMku69mV0Ev
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「提醒各位,辯護階段禁止哭、禁止翻舊帳、禁止當場下單。」51Please respect copyright.PENANArZA9CtT3Vs
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全場笑到拍手。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHqDiePDvcp
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這規則根本不是規則。51Please respect copyright.PENANAULylT6kn7v
是預告。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxoEPenHlrE
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因為會場裡的每個人都知道——51Please respect copyright.PENANAf7YX9AlwlJ
這三件事等一下一定都會發生。51Please respect copyright.PENANA61a74vVWwc
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三51Please respect copyright.PENANA3Atk859kvb
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第一個入圍的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAOEzoiGKIn1
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《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》51Please respect copyright.PENANAB4p0M7TGVw
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白無常才剛念出名字,全場就已經開始喔喔叫。51Please respect copyright.PENANAc1wyPdoJyS
51Please respect copyright.PENANAe8yjTmXEi5
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二樓櫃哥坐在代表席上,微笑不變,但我看得出來他很爽。51Please respect copyright.PENANARcO6dtcjWU
51Please respect copyright.PENANARxvk6jEEMI
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因為這表示什麼?51Please respect copyright.PENANAPmDzNxADUU
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表示這支真的夠紅。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlR9cUAgYBd
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第一位客人代表,是我旁邊那位阿姨鬼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbmIc3bTYUD
51Please respect copyright.PENANAF5TvBbynFT
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她一走上台,就先深吸一口氣,然後拿出一整瓶香水,高高舉起。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyIzzMBxhk6
51Please respect copyright.PENANAQTKvKS6HiE
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「這支東西,根本不該存在!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAGka59RGkRM
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全場掌聲熱烈。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmav36aGZ8N
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51Please respect copyright.PENANAAcqe0jtRBH
阿姨鬼進入狀態非常快。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYJo4EKkqKL
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「我本來只是去二樓陪朋友買遮瑕,結果那個櫃哥問我要不要聞一下,我想說聞一下會怎樣?結果聞完回家之後,我整整三天都在想一個二十年前根本不該想起來的人!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAdoCELLYFaC
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全場爆笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAf6QIb1ZsrE
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阿姨鬼越講越氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1gZwnwa9TJ
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「最可怕的是,我根本不知道我是在想他,還是在想那個時候的自己!我只是去買遮瑕!為什麼最後買了一瓶這種東西回家折磨自己?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAD9sV22zdFb
51Please respect copyright.PENANAWuHwVYvgav
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台下笑聲跟掌聲混在一起。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKs1hpxMULd
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二樓櫃哥終於站起來,整了整袖口,拿起麥克風。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdcg3x0EGVW
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他連笑都很有禮貌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqgQty81ekO
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「首先,非常感謝這位客人當時購買大瓶。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAwTIPUl98Oi
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全場瞬間笑翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANASgdDJlIdA2
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阿姨鬼差點當場想拿瓶子丟他。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcUnc1poV4u
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櫃哥很穩地繼續:51Please respect copyright.PENANAYrX1o1BBzT
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「其次,本商品從未保證『對方也有想到您』,它的核心設計一直都是——讓您先承認自己有想到。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA63TOM58yJ4
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台下安靜了半秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJQFVsTERat
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAG9Ac4O0JH8
靠。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyhKISrhPvO
這句很準。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5fZmZdK637
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阿姨鬼明顯也噎了一下,但還是很有氣勢。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqRmAODzuPA
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「可是這也太準了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANATpmo4MgA2b
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櫃哥點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6vwboeXOkR
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「謝謝。」51Please respect copyright.PENANANbemDaNS5l
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我直接笑到趴桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPGFlGoKoBP
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二樓真的很會把客訴接成讚美。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvZ4qcGwVqp
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白無常在台上都快不行了。51Please respect copyright.PENANA4Q2KEWfvWv
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「好,這一輪二樓代表的態度還是跟去年一樣令人火大,但很有效。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAeMCLURnMXH
51Please respect copyright.PENANABbKxcQR5uw
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全場再度笑爆。51Please respect copyright.PENANAchIFgFHOnP
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四51Please respect copyright.PENANAA3hVvFTZYH
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第二個入圍商品是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAgMRq9Ul3K9
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《本來只是想喝一口》51Please respect copyright.PENANAsOkbvNjKLl
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三樓一聽到這個名字,整桌立刻開始敲桌子。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1bRwNxxLU1
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點單小妖怪甚至雙手合十,像要替自己先祈禱。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuOtIMxuoKK
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上台控訴的是一個戴帽子的男鬼。51Please respect copyright.PENANA53DErLl0r6
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他一拿到麥克風,就先低頭看了三秒手上的空杯。51Please respect copyright.PENANAnqs2AzPE5R
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然後抬頭,眼神非常滄桑。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2IxcnBVFK6
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「我本來真的只是想喝一口。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAuBv49k4hWD
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全場瞬間笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAI11zRb4lap
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2s60QycPA
這句太經典了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHK7WiCg6p3
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男鬼講得很真情實感:51Please respect copyright.PENANA052T9KFeQI
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「我那天只是肚子有點餓,想說點杯奶茶,店員問我要不要加一點《再試一次》,我想說也好,然後他又問我要不要加《應該沒差吧》,我也點頭,最後不知怎麼回事,我那杯裡面還有《他這次不一樣》跟奶蓋《我可以控制》!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAhixWvQhIh7
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全場笑到桌子在抖。51Please respect copyright.PENANATuhew0skac
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三樓點單小妖怪在代表席上已經開始冒汗。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZnim9xPUM5
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男鬼越講越激動。51Please respect copyright.PENANAN5OQX8I2R4
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「你們那杯子還故意印『本來只是想喝一口』,這不是嘲諷是什麼?!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvqB6vMW8UV
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三樓代表終於站起來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAg6rjuu4BiZ
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他先鞠躬。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmjKpcmrduc
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然後很誠懇地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAUbx7P9kIhL
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「這位客人,首先我們要澄清,杯子上的字不是嘲諷,是商品名稱。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAX7SBIh0GKq
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全場直接笑爆。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtwk9Oc0hN7
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他繼續非常真誠:51Please respect copyright.PENANA8R7nZIgpgp
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「其次,所有加料皆經客人本人確認,且本店已多次提醒《應該沒差吧》加量後勁較強——」51Please respect copyright.PENANAFcz3hd4IWp
51Please respect copyright.PENANAd6FeQZBs9L
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男鬼立刻打斷:51Please respect copyright.PENANAHCr5OJNVJZ
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「可是你們問得太順了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAw8CdWR7Wrt
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點單小妖怪愣了一下,下意識回:51Please respect copyright.PENANA8DZKlVqPuE
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「因為我們是服務業啊。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgzHd7pditX
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我整個人拍桌狂笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1x74gHuCDP
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對。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwFreDZVwOp
這句居然也對。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPOeoRSZjtO
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三樓就是這樣,服務太好,最後把人送進坑裡還會幫你封杯。51Please respect copyright.PENANATLMgamEtYT
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白無常笑到擦眼淚。51Please respect copyright.PENANAENlhtDaCz5
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「這支真的很有競爭力,我先說。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1pca7dtabe
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三樓那桌甚至有人默默把寫著「#先喝一口」的小手牌舉起來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzSkf0OX67z
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不是,你們到底有沒有把今天當批鬥大會?51Please respect copyright.PENANA8luFd5LZxS
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五51Please respect copyright.PENANA0SaZgTUIPb
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第三個入圍的是一樓人氣王:51Please respect copyright.PENANAD2xXiwrbDc
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《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》51Please respect copyright.PENANAbFI8GFElUd
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這雙鞋一出場,全場就開始歡呼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQk3ITyLCfg
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因為它真的太有名。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlTIvas93zJ
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上台控訴的是一位穿著很漂亮的女鬼,她一手拿著鞋盒,一手拿著高跟鞋,表情像來離婚。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZ75bbtuyGH
51Please respect copyright.PENANAOTnvS5j0x9
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「我今天要正式控訴這雙鞋!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA75cYrMGZsH
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她把高跟鞋舉起來,還沒開始講,鞋子自己先很輕地「嘖」了一聲。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5hLodlM6Fb
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全場直接笑到倒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhyXut103C3
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女鬼當場氣炸。51Please respect copyright.PENANAl2lEGsKDzM
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「你看!它現在還敢嘖我!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAbX8G14iYM1
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一樓阿咩在台下已經快笑彎,但還是很專業地準備辯護。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0ipucTNEVZ
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女鬼開始爆料:51Please respect copyright.PENANAgv3pX1QVzw
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「我那天穿這雙鞋去見一個我很不想輸的人,結果我才走進場,它就一路給我翻白眼,從門口翻到廁所,翻到連對方都問我是不是不舒服!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAL3FfEHWr3H
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全場掌聲如雷。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3sAyTlCVMC
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這控訴太精彩了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbeeJvSw7ix
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白無常甚至差點從主持台摔下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYYaPnKIkh8
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輪到阿咩辯護時,她先接過麥克風,再很溫柔地看著那雙鞋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAfWcUUskqr1
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「首先,我們要替商品本人說一句公道話。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAlTDsBPXuC1
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她停頓一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKPqS2dGMvg
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「它通常不會亂翻。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAnV6fkTeCCS
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全場再度笑翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANAX4HiX8RZlh
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女鬼立刻瞪大眼:51Please respect copyright.PENANAT6aeuQKsgo
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「妳的意思是它翻我翻得有道理?!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAl87Xea7qaL
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阿咩非常有櫃姐素養地回答:51Please respect copyright.PENANAGba243Jegm
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「我的意思是,它通常只在客人穿著目的不單純時才會翻。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAXIu1m0vXPD
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全場死寂半秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGjzw3rfWIf
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然後,笑聲直接掀頂。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhhsC4fmQ5m
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAmfkqIZLVxz
靠,這個判定也太準了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAk8z4xfxuXY
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那位女鬼自己都噎住,最後只能憤憤把鞋塞回盒子裡。51Please respect copyright.PENANASZyrmNXjG1
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「……我還是有繼續穿它。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAWp0Qc1Ng87
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阿咩立刻露出標準營業笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANA988pMG1VBm
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「謝謝支持。」51Please respect copyright.PENANApsqNoovrRP
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我真的笑到不行。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXig7jSyIL2
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一樓這群人最厲害的地方,就是連被罵都像在成交。51Please respect copyright.PENANAm7QUCPLEGV
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六51Please respect copyright.PENANAtjg5adkyZO
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中場休息前,白無常宣布要先公布目前現場票數前三名。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6sU8GvOnK8
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結果一打出來,全場先是安靜一秒,接著又炸鍋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlmZegt6W59
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目前前三:51Please respect copyright.PENANAUI5mxO6c7s
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- 《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》
- 《本來只是想喝一口》
- 《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》
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二樓、三樓、一樓三層代表席瞬間進入微妙的競爭狀態。51Please respect copyright.PENANA4EDNevaQEX
51Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4g4hCzOYA
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阿咩轉頭對三樓說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAaI7xB0uVGY
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「你們那杯奶茶太陰了。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVLe2wAi5OU
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三樓立刻反擊:51Please respect copyright.PENANAiP6Zo4E1jU
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「妳那雙鞋才不該存在,客人都被它嘖到懷疑人生!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgAnzi50p4T
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二樓櫃哥則微笑加入:51Please respect copyright.PENANAqCrg5KvPGo
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「兩位先別急,我們香水主打的是長期效果,票數後勁可能還會再上來。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAZfBEiOYFr9
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我坐在後排,已經覺得這不像票選大會。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZTieagcqY9
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比較像百貨版《誰比較會害人》內部競賽。51Please respect copyright.PENANAStithBwVsv
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而最離譜的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANASjvnpF0D2t
這群人看起來居然都還挺驕傲。51Please respect copyright.PENANAd7BLz7onag
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七51Please respect copyright.PENANAaKh7DWvYvw
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下半場開始,七樓終於有商品入圍了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlSdnvVK3kL
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而且一出場就直接讓全場變得很安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVEsewdorWQ
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《本來會在一起的人》51Please respect copyright.PENANAhaq86Dk5yU
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六樓的鏡子。51Please respect copyright.PENANATe4P9aHDDL
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一聽到這個名字,連白無常都難得收斂了一點。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAkkmRCqnfR
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上台的是一個女鬼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGtud8pA41A
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她沒有拿商品。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMmLPkIkVVn
因為這東西也拿不上來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJTomAbpC7i
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她只是站在台中央,停了一下,然後很慢地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAbMOPLnEhgh
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「這個真的不該存在。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAwfxBgJKwEb
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全場很安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZwLiZo8Dfc
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她沒有前面那些客人那樣一上來就控訴,也沒有笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2xs6yItRpz
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只是很平靜地講:51Please respect copyright.PENANACeYNwXms8X
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「我原本以為,最痛的會是看到『根本不可能』。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAWWhHcUbNQQ
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她停住兩秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJppJ4nDjaH
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「結果不是。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7ceQCCN8Ol
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整個會場安靜得連椅子聲都聽得清楚。51Please respect copyright.PENANAoc9uln2kuz
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「最痛的是,原來有可能。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAlqCNnevhV6
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她講完這句,沒有哭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOw6TNsuqOc
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只是低頭笑了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOkqzBRdufy
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「可是最後還是沒有。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAn9V6J50Zpt
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我坐在後排,整個人都安靜下來了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAu73MHmOEII
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAGz5UCAT1Nm
這句太狠了。51Please respect copyright.PENANA01QT9qvYCq
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而且沒有多餘一個字。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJ14lXDwqVS
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六樓代表蘇晚站起來時,全場都在等她怎麼辯。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIPh7Pa3RiP
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蘇晚拿著麥克風,看著台上的客人,很久沒有立刻說話。51Please respect copyright.PENANA8pEegkDCFr
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最後,她只很淡地說了一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANA2L87tyWW4n
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「我同意。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAkESXZYYjEq
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全場先是愣住。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhBSf0NqsCZ
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連月老都抬頭了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcVdbaDq9oC
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蘇晚語氣很平。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5lH6ZjQPkE
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「這個商品,本來就不應該存在。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAbYi9XpmaId
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我整個人一震。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUkOO111wwa
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不是因為她說了什麼不得了的話。51Please respect copyright.PENANAS674aQDT2z
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而是——51Please respect copyright.PENANACRWp9tBXx7
她說得太真了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHnudf8CumW
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「但既然已經存在了,至少它做對了一件事。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1DorJZvmsK
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她看著那位女鬼。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0z7wGJ2Ccf
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「它讓人知道,自己難過的不是幻想。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAuYQjqxYMyA
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會場安靜到極點。51Please respect copyright.PENANAru7seHJGku
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「是真的有一條路,曾經在那裡。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAzyx45j989Q
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蘇晚停了一下,聲音還是很平。51Please respect copyright.PENANAw7Qj7KLL0s
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「只是沒有走到。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMw4as34zPA
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那一瞬間,我突然懂了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbgTVpfGkX3
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這就是六樓。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuYao9d3CVn
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最煩。51Please respect copyright.PENANADMGawt0nRU
最危險。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEj0nYphS9J
也最誠實。51Please respect copyright.PENANAB7UT3fbE6F
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白無常站在台上,難得安靜了幾秒,才輕聲說:51Please respect copyright.PENANA16FWokdk2m
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「……這輪,大家自己投吧。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0sTJneWY1
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沒有笑點。51Please respect copyright.PENANAenWpx9FAp5
沒有起鬨。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxbG8tzAzqy
也沒有人催。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9qqjb4qgWP
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整個場子像一起停了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlybhikPFNT
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但這就是地獄百貨最厲害的地方。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKKj0QLab39
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它可以上一秒還在笑翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGRkzLgwndb
下一秒就讓你整個靜下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZCyKpjNHL8
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而且不會很硬。51Please respect copyright.PENANApGph9gE77N
因為這些東西,本來就都混在一起。51Please respect copyright.PENANAE4piIWCHzg
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八51Please respect copyright.PENANARiRNdPu3oL
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後半場氣氛被六樓那一輪沉了一點,結果白無常硬是靠一張紙又把大家拉回來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAjjxCNhx3Wi
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「下一個入圍商品——」51Please respect copyright.PENANAb2AQCTAQdW
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他故意拖長音,然後亮出手卡:51Please respect copyright.PENANAv6fYODm07R
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《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》筷子51Please respect copyright.PENANAtbc04NYRKG
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全場瞬間笑炸。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPInlfIG27o
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVJ9wh0Bkf7
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三樓又回來了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwNJPPZuyXD
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而且這次不只是客人票選,根本是全場等著看牛頭馬面翻車。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6UoKqQSFfg
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牛頭馬面那桌一看到這商品名,兩個人臉色都不同程度地微妙了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAM1Ks4VS4HU
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尤其馬面,整個人直接進入警戒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2p6PSi2qy3
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「這個怎麼會入圍?它根本還沒正式上市!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAtumi9M3mfl
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白無常笑得很開心。51Please respect copyright.PENANAF2dT8YQbwK
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「可是內測名單流出去了啊。」51Please respect copyright.PENANATXy4uqURxY
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我差點笑昏。51Please respect copyright.PENANApLbHDhhKGs
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不是,這棟樓到底有沒有資料保密。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVIUvDYcRlW
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上台控訴的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANACRo7QY1vlM
一個小妖怪。51Please respect copyright.PENANARKzaFGutYq
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而且是三樓那邊負責端菜的。51Please respect copyright.PENANADcSN6dI15W
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他一站上台就哭。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7eTKCDvP3s
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真的哭。51Please respect copyright.PENANA52Eocd9NcC
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「這雙筷子不該存在……」51Please respect copyright.PENANA077jDhnbxV
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全場先笑,再安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAa6P3WaxdS1
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小妖怪哭得很真誠。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQZaAVroeLq
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「我那天只是幫忙測試,想說拿來吃員工便當,結果我才剛說我不要青菜,它自己就夾給我了……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAx9DcJJ9vQh
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全場先靜一秒,接著笑瘋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzvFvNrJSmV
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「而且它夾得超準!我閃都閃不掉!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAOLyE4BYjZS
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我整個人笑到快拍斷桌子。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0CLCdTo1OR
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不是,這也太有畫面了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAobSCkfE9Gy
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白無常一邊擦笑出來的眼淚一邊問:51Please respect copyright.PENANAJJssZl9rnO
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「那你後來有吃嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAupKivvWvLA
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小妖怪抽抽噎噎:51Please respect copyright.PENANA1PkfcdJwQ4
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「有……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAD6ZCKCeTBW
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「為什麼?」51Please respect copyright.PENANA71VIl6fs4D
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小妖怪哭得更大聲。51Please respect copyright.PENANAE8fcWPEUzF
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「因為那個當下真的會有一種……他都夾來了,不吃好像很不禮貌……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAzA7t1v0w3U
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全場直接笑爛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdGIjsLDXcL
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我旁邊的阿姨鬼甚至笑到捶大腿。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2jAGY5xkTV
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因為這太對了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlz3VAhPoDS
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有些東西最可怕的地方,不是它很兇。51Please respect copyright.PENANALxROgi3AtX
是它很自然。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHrMA8PDUyx
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三樓點單小妖怪站起來準備辯護,還沒開口,牛頭居然先站起來了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdabceUksbo
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全場又靜一次。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAgkwZaNWwA
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牛頭拿過麥克風,很平靜地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAPNrGrat6LI
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「這雙筷子的重點,不是幫忙夾菜。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAxxTPevyfGT
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他停了一秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVwvkYt3tRa
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「是讓那些嘴上說不用的人,不要真的一口都沒吃。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fxvo7UwMO
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全場這次沒有立刻笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1WKOt1jPTn
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAv6rbSruLCr
靠。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvlgI6VJFbf
這句太狠了。51Please respect copyright.PENANALbnjrIhrZz
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白無常都停了一下,才慢慢問:51Please respect copyright.PENANAO1sG0RlZ8M
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「那所以……你是覺得它該存在?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAiMZgtxC7LH
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牛頭點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbqfWaiXCcZ
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「嗯。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAV1uaJ4WXwG
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馬面坐在旁邊,耳朵已經開始發紅。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyQor5a9VtK
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但真正把全場笑爛的,是牛頭的下一句。51Please respect copyright.PENANAinhxNbj1ZV
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他很平靜地補充:51Please respect copyright.PENANAD51LdhtjiJ
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「而且測試結果很好。」51Please respect copyright.PENANALmzyp12d7Z
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白無常:「什麼意思?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAaFtdmkyi4P
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牛頭語氣依舊穩得像在做報告。51Please respect copyright.PENANAi6JD1yqE57
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「夾過的人,最後都吃了。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAEMDEOjs21l
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全場安靜兩秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA8uccAqEgBJ
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然後,徹底爆炸。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAVOi4Dl7Wn
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不是,這句真的太牛頭了。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7k7IalYchc
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太平。51Please respect copyright.PENANAB9GPDHe7Sp
太準。51Please respect copyright.PENANADK1LS8GRMd
太不留情。51Please respect copyright.PENANAiRY35lTmnj
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馬面整個人扶額,明顯已經不想活了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOafGWdovI1
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我坐在後排,笑到只能扶著旁邊蘇晚的椅背。51Please respect copyright.PENANApOC99Ipmrn
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地獄百貨的商品可怕就可怕在這裡。51Please respect copyright.PENANAObijS7RIYm
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它們根本不是在解決問題。51Please respect copyright.PENANA4S8NpSRZqZ
只是讓某些本來會被嘴硬錯過的東西,稍微有一點點機會留在桌上。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3hbBXBWXNL
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而這種東西,誰會不想買。51Please respect copyright.PENANARhn0moV9Pr
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誰買了不想罵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXS85l49X1x
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誰罵完又還是會用。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3dVRz3IhS8
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九51Please respect copyright.PENANAitrIDXXNXz
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最後公布票選結果的時候,全場比周年慶開門還吵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYz7pz2SAyo
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白無常站在台上,一邊拆信封一邊笑得很像故意吊大家胃口。51Please respect copyright.PENANACQ3EjfYUCM
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「本年度第三名——」51Please respect copyright.PENANAviGW2qjiUY
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全場開始喊:51Please respect copyright.PENANAAciDRVSqp4
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「高跟鞋!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAhdDX5zYojS
「奶茶!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvyFuDeSCpb
「筷子!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAdq999lTT2z
「香水!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAGQJlKODdTw
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白無常打開卡片。51Please respect copyright.PENANACZj78ooIPv
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「《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAntZpLhs85E
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一樓那桌立刻一半歡呼、一半假裝謙虛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHdBiabyoKR
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阿咩甚至站起來鞠躬,像真拿了獎。51Please respect copyright.PENANALtCaLNX4wo
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「謝謝大家支持。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA6DUEzWtN1T
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台下有人大喊:51Please respect copyright.PENANAG5WPvgPWNE
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「不是支持,是被害!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAixitUTzioc
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全場笑翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqXxwSrunBm
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白無常接著公布第二名:51Please respect copyright.PENANAQOaMeAozm3
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「《本來只是想喝一口》!」51Please respect copyright.PENANARi4d7BeZWk
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三樓那桌整個站起來尖叫。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwNCljZ657d
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點單小妖怪甚至激動到差點把自己的《先吃飯》試飲杯打翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUoHpXYtB1X
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他抱著隔壁同事狂跳:51Please respect copyright.PENANAwBzILx8yMV
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「我就說這支會上榜吧!!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA4zkLYiUHee
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我真的快笑死。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3Lj302wgKa
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你們三樓到底有沒有羞恥心。51Please respect copyright.PENANAkAczPYq3uU
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最後,白無常拆開第一名的卡片時,全場居然真的安靜了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcDvTorKe5Y
51Please respect copyright.PENANAK9tekqU59Y
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因為大家心裡其實都有數。51Please respect copyright.PENANA8zHnm1sRXE
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果然——51Please respect copyright.PENANApoZIjqXv5P
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「本年度最不該存在商品第一名——」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1d22Uogs9z
51Please respect copyright.PENANATyekyxeWnR
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他停頓一秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVRo9RzcLs1
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「《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAj657W3g52o
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全場先炸,再鼓掌,再笑,再一邊罵一邊點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUUdQ9fLDQV
51Please respect copyright.PENANAd0HHgyu9xw
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二樓櫃哥坐在位置上,居然真的很有風度地站起來,朝四周點頭致意。51Please respect copyright.PENANApm6fksLcaA
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我差點翻白眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANANYkU0ePr2O
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不是,拿這種獎你也可以這麼有氣質?51Please respect copyright.PENANADyZD2uzO2R
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白無常還故意問他一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAAhCxtTXtn3
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「得獎感言呢?」51Please respect copyright.PENANA6SvG906M3r
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二樓櫃哥接過麥克風,微笑依舊完美。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5lU1ykCyzG
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「謝謝各位一直以來的支持。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAXfkDveSZ0s
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全場已經開始笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVuLPUIslEt
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他繼續,語氣超穩:51Please respect copyright.PENANAtxPBH4VqR7
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「也謝謝各位用實際購買行為證明——」51Please respect copyright.PENANAOiwKHKFb1t
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他停了一下,笑容更深。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVQo2u35x2F
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「很多人嘴巴說沒有,鼻子都知道。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAkrTu0u1AFN
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整個會場當場笑爛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPy5wq7VSNz
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我直接趴桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhCgAk6IsEo
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這句真的太毒了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAY8olMp46KA
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也太對了。51Please respect copyright.PENANASqFo19MS7u
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因為所有投票的人,明明都恨這商品恨得要死,但——51Please respect copyright.PENANAnddHeWQEF3
幾乎都買過。51Please respect copyright.PENANACJV56takfL
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這就是地獄百貨最地獄的地方。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhZTsiNLzEl
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最不該存在的,往往也是最熱賣的。51Please respect copyright.PENANA90eHrKpYiT
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活動散場之後,中庭還是很吵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAATvnp1uFEF
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有人邊走邊罵那支香水。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7KfXY1WMwY
有人去三樓加買《先吃飯》。51Please respect copyright.PENANARw9FkKLqC4
一樓已經有人跑去試第三名高跟鞋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaOwWvHkXhq
七樓那桌則開始討論「明年要不要把《今天先這樣》送上榜」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGdyHxY9o2l
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我站在人群裡,忽然覺得很荒謬。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0f2dFL9ztG
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大家明明一整晚都在公開控訴這些商品不該存在。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhG2Tr1VXyB
可是散場之後,卻沒有一個人真的希望它們消失。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuCa0YaABJd
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因為罵歸罵,大家心裡都知道——51Please respect copyright.PENANAIhfKq0vPGM
這些東西之所以會被做出來,會被買、會被投票、會讓人一邊生氣一邊笑,都是因為:51Please respect copyright.PENANA52AbuZZLqq
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它們太像真的了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwuZ4IoRilE
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真的有人會亂想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIZsvIL9dXN
真的有人會只想喝一口。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEO2nFaYYzb
真的有人穿著很漂亮只是想看起來沒那麼狼狽。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKCVmfWqCBA
真的有人明明說不用,最後還是會夾菜。51Please respect copyright.PENANABEimIUgq5H
真的有人不是沒想,而是聞到就露餡。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJFXdZVx00C
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而地獄百貨,只是把這些東西做成商品而已。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVPae39dy4O
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它沒有憑空創造什麼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlzNOkkyEnL
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它只是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAQvCw5Omclt
把大家本來就在做的事,做得比較誠實一點。51Please respect copyright.PENANASTXvSZ6pl1
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我正站在原地發呆,樓管從旁邊走過來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAa6ljd9llvm
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他手裡還拿著一疊活動統計表。51Please respect copyright.PENANACZfiBKlNag
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我看他一眼,笑了。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9IvIV6N6Yh
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「恭喜,你們最不該存在的商品又大賣了。」51Please respect copyright.PENANANEFFT2K7bk
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樓管看著我。51Please respect copyright.PENANASzEXCLXdbM
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語氣很淡。51Please respect copyright.PENANABGkbO4drGk
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「票選跟銷量是兩件事。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAi046Hyd11R
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我挑眉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuJFrO2Jc7i
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「喔?真的嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvKVH49JCgT
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他停了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3b9uIvT9sW
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「……通常會一起漲。」51Please respect copyright.PENANABw3Bt35Y00
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我直接笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAjmX7bagXVX
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好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAkVt3MZk686
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很誠實。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEgd8SNSlGt
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這時候,白無常剛好從後面晃過來,手裡還拿著一塊頒給香水區的獎牌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOQv64PZLld
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他一臉感動:51Please respect copyright.PENANAj1hTsy31cn
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「太好了,明年我們還可以繼續辦。」51Please respect copyright.PENANADoTLJaB7VJ
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我看著他。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzBKqePr4jM
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「這種活動到底哪裡好?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAc279TgCzuO
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白無常想都不想:51Please respect copyright.PENANAcU9sZTbUG4
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「因為大家平常都太嘴硬啊。」51Please respect copyright.PENANALgXoxjU5HD
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他把獎牌往二樓那邊一丟,笑得很大聲。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGV99jvCyLk
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「一年總要有一天,讓大家承認自己到底買過什麼鬼東西吧。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAxodxNSqFLT
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我聽完,先是想笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVxet9ri94N
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後來又覺得——51Please respect copyright.PENANA6PwSXGunb2
靠,好像真的就是這樣。51Please respect copyright.PENANANq3FTVcdOe
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這棟樓最擅長的,從來不是賣商品。51Please respect copyright.PENANAiffvo1RaXQ
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是幫人承認。51Please respect copyright.PENANAorLC2sf14N
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承認自己還在想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxhuWDGM5nI
承認自己加太多。51Please respect copyright.PENANAw8KhhzsZ7C
承認自己穿很高也只是想看起來穩。51Please respect copyright.PENANA60aH8fByVr
承認自己不是不需要,是還沒準備好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcyDMAFOmXY
承認自己嘴巴說不用,手卻還是會接過來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzeflreSCXO
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這樣想一想,這場票選大會真正最不該存在的,可能根本不是某個商品。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFRd5Kf5GXB
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而是——51Please respect copyright.PENANArFPW41cdXk
這棟樓本身。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUPc5uhl9oZ
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因為它太會了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxbDp1qECXv
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太會讓人笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAA4vLB1TrnG
也太會讓人在笑完之後,忽然安靜一下。


