地獄百貨一年有幾個很不適合營業的日子。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnV2T8HMju0
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例如週年慶第一天。73Please respect copyright.PENANAkCO5i4cGdG
例如員工尾牙隔天。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2r8weaZcby
例如七夕。73Please respect copyright.PENANAJy51Z56eld
例如農曆七月第一個週末。73Please respect copyright.PENANAp5W8VJabtJ
例如所有人剛分手的隔天。73Please respect copyright.PENANAEjiCXwvwRu
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而其中最不該開門的——73Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7vvT1nWin
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就是情人節。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2tdQUdrLtl
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但地獄百貨不只開門。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxsBl3bCVG7
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它還會辦特展。73Please respect copyright.PENANAosPHQew1Zy
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而且每年都辦得很大,像生怕大家那天過得太平靜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAq681kYxxrc
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今年的主題,光看名字就知道有病。73Please respect copyright.PENANAndcnePb8lF
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那天一早,我才剛走進一樓,就看到中庭掛著一整排巨型布條。73Please respect copyright.PENANA96P1kDcOW9
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上面用非常漂亮、非常精緻、非常想讓人原地轉頭回家的字體寫著:73Please respect copyright.PENANAeDgUqii3Kc
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情人節特展73Please respect copyright.PENANAdJvcHk5a3u
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《不准單獨進場》73Please respect copyright.PENANAhOerWqi4Et
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我站在原地,沉默三秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANAv33IgbeokZ
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然後很真心地說了一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANAbSbikGTXa5
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「這棟樓到底有沒有良心?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAc9zOnAJgNt
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旁邊正在掛愛心燈飾的小妖怪聽到了,還很自然地接話:73Please respect copyright.PENANAc7EAld4SvQ
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「沒有喔。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAzrhhpi7QrL
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我轉頭看他。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1t4p2u8AIb
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他一邊爬梯子一邊補充:73Please respect copyright.PENANAs3e9XtMefI
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「今年主打雙人限定,所以如果是自己來,工作人員會幫忙配對體驗。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA3w6ZXZl6dZ
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我:「……什麼叫配對體驗?」73Please respect copyright.PENANANbj12fnnBl
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小妖怪一臉很開心。73Please respect copyright.PENANA0ftvB5XIEl
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「就是您可能會被安排跟陌生鬼一起逛特展。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAj9N3gFHiB5
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我直接倒退一步。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIadOAeX5Bp
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「誰想出來的?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAUu2tTntUfA
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小妖怪低頭翻了一下手上的流程表。73Please respect copyright.PENANAGunVcCqYGm
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「六樓、二樓、還有行銷部聯合提案。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA0RIWbAHrf8
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……很好。73Please respect copyright.PENANAhuQbX607xq
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最會搞事的三個部門聯手。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3Bdoh2sTSW
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我本來還想裝作沒看到,結果入口處的告示牌又很欠:73Please respect copyright.PENANAgmyYit5jdi
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- 73Please respect copyright.PENANAauyP3D3zlS
- 單獨進場者,將由系統自動配對
- 拒絕配對者,請簽署《我今天不想面對任何關係切結書》
- 本館不保證配對對象是人、是鬼、是前任,或是您想看到的那一位
- 如在特展中情緒失控,七樓提供快速通道
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我看完之後,只想回家。73Please respect copyright.PENANALTeT5Mjw7W
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問題是,我還得上班。73Please respect copyright.PENANAKcjGACRD1p
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情人節特展主場設在六樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAo9WH9UmHVT
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這很合理。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlwWms95GCb
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畢竟六樓平常就在賣一些「本來會在一起」「沒送出去的東西」「沒有再戴上的戒指」這種不太有利於心理健康的玩意。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6bOU04xpvp
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所以情人節到了,六樓整層直接大升級。73Please respect copyright.PENANANjfaF1Jsa5
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一出電梯,我就差點被閃瞎。73Please respect copyright.PENANAP5FxPSa92C
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不是因為裝潢多華麗。73Please respect copyright.PENANAO10zeZHKBR
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是因為——73Please respect copyright.PENANAjiUTCfUU1d
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太多粉紅色。73Please respect copyright.PENANAcxyj5cFY6c
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粉紅燈。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZlzOESxos
粉紅布幔。73Please respect copyright.PENANAFWSbWNTl5U
粉紅氣球。73Please respect copyright.PENANAfWUlMiVNay
甚至連地板指引線都是粉的。73Please respect copyright.PENANAqbI2Jtu6vK
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而且每一區的名字,一個比一個有病:73Please respect copyright.PENANAGSZWOE78ic
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- A區:如果那天有留下來
- B區:本來可以一起看的電影
- C區:雙人限定,請不要嘴硬
- D區:還沒在一起也可以先體驗
- E區:看完不要怪我們
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我才剛站穩,蘇晚就從服務台那邊看到我了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmbDfCpEZ6l
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她今天穿得很正式,黑襯衫、細金鍊、妝一樣精緻,但眼神裡明顯有一種「今天不會好過」的疲憊。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlL0CCdLSeg
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她一看見我就說:73Please respect copyright.PENANAIawx2tiF1z
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「妳來得正好。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAnkQ25tmoeG
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我立刻警覺。73Please respect copyright.PENANARxz36OCf6m
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「不好,我要下樓。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAvC2nRzWgVO
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蘇晚非常平靜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAVPVuzlJHN3
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「不行,今天二樓、六樓、七樓都在借人。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAZAl5Fw85An
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我指著自己。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2jbU537vKj
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「為什麼每次都借我?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAkCGvKz6M0i
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她淡淡回答:73Please respect copyright.PENANAswIvEjiOfR
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「因為妳看起來最像不會當場哭的人。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAtH5wXMk7Yh
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我:「……妳這句到底是誇還是咒我?」73Please respect copyright.PENANA9JQWeG77X7
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蘇晚很誠實。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyHAEiuChJI
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「今天這種日子,算誇。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAk4wlfc409Q
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……行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuubEZ5nSPw
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這標準也太低了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtozcrpazDa
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情人節最先爆的,不是六樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAwBc9B0L2tL
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是二樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ndg2oujU5
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因為香水區推出了情人節限定雙瓶組。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4wBE1IDhlf
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名字非常不要臉,叫做:73Please respect copyright.PENANAyGDqmpno9C
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《如果你先靠近》對香組73Please respect copyright.PENANAXiydSrjigh
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男香一瓶、女香一瓶,當然也可以不分男女,但總之設計概念就是——73Please respect copyright.PENANAJp0bKDYjRc
兩個人噴在一起,味道會變。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnk003txhLQ
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光是這設定就已經夠危險了。73Please respect copyright.PENANADo6WNU5fZo
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偏偏二樓那群人還做了更過分的活動:73Please respect copyright.PENANANkKU0NnsJY
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現場配對試香73Please respect copyright.PENANA4t2Ry8FQNX
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也就是說,如果你今天一個人來,工作人員就會遞給你一張號碼牌,再把你跟另一個也單獨來的人湊成一組,然後請你們互噴對香。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIxZeeDDy8P
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我站在二樓入口,看著那一整排單身鬼抱著手臂、表情警戒、像在排隊打疫苗一樣等配對,差點笑出來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Uy0qU4fO
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第一組上場的是一個高瘦男鬼,跟一個穿長裙的女鬼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAT3EqKT4jGI
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兩個人一看就都不是自願的。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4M67vMFkno
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二樓櫃哥笑得非常專業:73Please respect copyright.PENANAa8Pdol85at
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「兩位不用緊張,只是試香,不代表任何關係成立。」73Please respect copyright.PENANASRA1LK4JgG
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男鬼立刻點頭:73Please respect copyright.PENANAnRKsgcCvMN
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「很好,這句很重要。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAKue2UtDael
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女鬼也點頭:73Please respect copyright.PENANA58QXZWIWTP
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「對,我先說,我今天只是路過。」73Please respect copyright.PENANACXI7JvId5H
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我站在旁邊,心想——73Please respect copyright.PENANAvhDq6a979c
很好,這兩個已經是地獄百貨標準開場白了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAphDD5b2dUA
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結果他們才剛互噴完,味道一出來,女鬼整個人就愣住了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAkM6LmTp8Pv
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男鬼也愣了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAJOCJJob6tk
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兩個人看著對方,空氣安靜兩秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANAK9Fb8KWpxq
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櫃哥很興奮地問:73Please respect copyright.PENANAikxpUGCpkq
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「怎麼樣?有什麼感覺?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAh1WafYt3it
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男鬼很慢地說:73Please respect copyright.PENANA36GEgI46Ew
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「……很像我以前家裡窗簾曬太陽的味道。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAs2HTRCp2Cu
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女鬼也一臉不可思議。73Please respect copyright.PENANA0Aso3st3XR
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「為什麼我聞到的是熱豆漿?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAcfM5KR5F5K
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全場安靜。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6B7InNIl4w
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然後櫃哥居然一臉感動地說:73Please respect copyright.PENANA953FwImGdA
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「哇,這組是生活感路線耶。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAb8SAlLGHLX
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我直接笑出來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAiGEqtb8kLl
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什麼叫生活感路線?73Please respect copyright.PENANAnVzX38yxaQ
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你們二樓真的把戀愛當商品分類在做。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtIT6QjnkyY
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更好笑的是,那兩個人原本都很警戒,結果因為聞到的東西太奇怪,反而開始認真聊天:73Please respect copyright.PENANAICBfHzEaHm
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「你家以前窗簾是什麼顏色?」73Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z8ITOpblp
「米白色,你呢?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAshDopszNjK
「我家早餐店在樓下。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAUFU4KBKgHr
「難怪是熱豆漿。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAooId8AijPR
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我站在旁邊,看著這兩個本來寫著「不要碰我」的人,突然開始討論窗簾和早餐店,真的快笑死。73Please respect copyright.PENANAetnsjskE4O
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二樓香水區這地方最邪門的就是——73Please respect copyright.PENANAg2rd9HLR3W
它永遠有辦法讓一群本來很想逃的人,莫名其妙站著聊起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAGDwJEYb6SF
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四73Please respect copyright.PENANATgpRxnnkFP
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六樓這邊更離譜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAcakTiwyMwO
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因為他們今年推出的情人節限定活動是:73Please respect copyright.PENANAncsi1MoUao
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雙人場景預演73Please respect copyright.PENANAz4QnIxWHYm
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翻成人話就是——73Please respect copyright.PENANAEblWzD4Iu6
你可以跟另一個人一起走進一個模擬場景,看你們兩個在某種「本來可以一起」的狀況下,會長什麼樣。73Please respect copyright.PENANAVT10WHkdJ2
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場景有很多種:73Please respect copyright.PENANA7OmAygmt5W
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- 一起買菜
- 一起看電影
- 一起在雨天撐傘
- 一起在夜市等位置
- 一起幫對方拿飲料
- 一起去宜家但還沒吵架
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光看到最後一個,我就笑到不行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZPvJmYVHqj
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不是,宜家但還沒吵架是什麼戀愛高危模擬?73Please respect copyright.PENANAY1owgPyXUr
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蘇晚站在入口處,正在指揮一群小妖怪分組。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxPEg31DILP
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「雙人電影區先排左邊,夜市區人滿了,雨傘區請不要再塞,上一組還在吵誰撐得比較偏。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAiddYqNv0ic
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我站在旁邊,看得眼花撩亂。73Please respect copyright.PENANAK2nqA1DeWs
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最誇張的是,真的有人在這裡吵起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANApfL1eCQXbu
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一對明顯是現實中就在交往的鬼,一走進「一起逛超市」模擬區,不到三分鐘就開始互相抱怨:73Please respect copyright.PENANAYjoKtQNl59
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「你為什麼每次拿東西都不看價格?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAAaWl9Sb3Sz
「那妳每次都要比三家我也很累啊!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAoNDdHfDZvv
「這就是預演的意義嗎?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAB5REcYD64j
「那你現在知道問題了嗎?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAti63iAW9Dh
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旁邊的導覽小妖怪一邊記錄一邊很專業地補一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANACjQ86h7JKq
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「兩位配適度很高喔,已經進入穩定關係常態爭執模式。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAyXIep6HJcO
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我整個人直接笑到蹲下。73Please respect copyright.PENANAgQtzgenk1k
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這到底是情人節還是情侶壓力測試中心。73Please respect copyright.PENANACo67fc5nD9
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五73Please respect copyright.PENANAuVLWAB0nuM
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七樓則完全不用宣傳。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6cyfcZvXdg
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因為它自己就會爆。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHFD4BbNT2k
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情人節這天,七樓的快速通道從早上就開始有人排。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxc4GyfM5ZM
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排隊的人手上拿的東西,也都比平常更有節日感:73Please respect copyright.PENANAz58wJO5YQl
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- 沒送出去的花
- 雙人套票
- 兩份沒吃完的蛋糕
- 一對只拆了一個的杯子
- 情人節限定對香
- 明明沒在一起卻買了兩份的東西
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七樓櫃台前方甚至臨時掛出了一張紅布條:73Please respect copyright.PENANAvWfOYrfuBx
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今天不處理「他明明知道今天是情人節」類客訴73Please respect copyright.PENANAsDGJZw7ONm
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我看到這句直接笑出來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAv1yO2hWQ5N
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蘇晚路過時,還很平靜地補充:73Please respect copyright.PENANAcAoskVCJWT
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「因為今天這種理由太多,系統會當掉。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA1iAC1VrgiB
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……行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAqLnwtduOYr
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這就是七樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANANU4NYAjhe8
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連客訴分類都很有經驗。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWrLsl0fFg9
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六73Please respect copyright.PENANAjSgpFWAuNT
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真正把全場推向高潮的,是下午三點。73Please respect copyright.PENANA69gjPMkgq4
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因為系統出事了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAM52klf3Eze
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不是普通出事。73Please respect copyright.PENANAsqIXq8R2nv
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是那個「單獨進場自動配對系統」突然開始亂配。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZQZr260th
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一開始只是二樓香水區那邊傳出騷動。73Please respect copyright.PENANAaQLdGQMTub
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一個小妖怪衝上六樓,大喊:73Please respect copyright.PENANA9nhZrjQKDS
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「不好了!配對名單錯亂了!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAJU664nwp0y
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蘇晚抬頭,語氣還算鎮定。73Please respect copyright.PENANAX2GELSOL22
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「怎麼錯?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAbEGsjSi1Ge
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小妖怪上氣不接下氣:73Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rf3VqZzhw
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「有一組本來要配兩個陌生鬼,結果配到前任!」73Please respect copyright.PENANApVoJstaaDR
「還有一組配到自己!」73Please respect copyright.PENANA3esWurFm6D
「還有一個男鬼被配到樓管!」73Please respect copyright.PENANA4EmDE58GDC
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全場先靜一秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2nhjg15dyP
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接著直接炸爛。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6q6nmUp63V
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我轉頭看樓管。73Please respect copyright.PENANAboIelkyT0Y
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樓管整個人一動不動,臉比平常更冷,像隨時想把系統部門整組拖去七樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAFndIbFMVKe
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旁邊白無常已經笑到不行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWnam4cwyhG
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「什麼叫配到自己?哈哈哈哈哈這個也太高級了吧!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAApDvaslpsT
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黑無常都忍不住抬眼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAn5qHtbBKEA
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月老更誇張,已經整個人站起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1V8VT90PQh
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「等等,配到前任那組在哪?我要看。」73Please respect copyright.PENANANHmZj0IRuo
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樓管冷冷看他一眼:73Please respect copyright.PENANAUHx2yDBaUI
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「坐下。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAOz9vFKppZV
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月老很識相地坐回去,但臉上還是滿滿「太精彩了」的興奮。73Please respect copyright.PENANAEf2zFCiFF6
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那個來報告的小妖怪繼續崩潰:73Please respect copyright.PENANAHWfvC48TRU
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「而且系統現在還在自動發號碼,二樓已經開始有人拿著對香跟陌生鬼互瞪,五樓那邊有一組配成祖孫,七樓甚至出現一個人同時領到三張情人節快速通道券——」73Please respect copyright.PENANA51fRwZeenr
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我真的快笑昏。73Please respect copyright.PENANAp0x0IMgzTe
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不是,這也太亂了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxZlnrXWy4d
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地獄百貨今天真的把「不准單獨進場」執行到瘋掉。73Please respect copyright.PENANAN8vC1FL6kC
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七73Please respect copyright.PENANAG7koasyt5r
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樓管最後親自下場。73Please respect copyright.PENANA167YlJ2ob1
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他一出現在二樓,整個香水區像被按靜音。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1XPYm91Bhx
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本來還在互相懷疑「你是不是我前任」「你是不是系統故意羞辱我」的人,全都先閉嘴。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZKOEjHMOo
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樓管站在配對櫃台前,看了一眼亂成一團的名單,語氣很淡:73Please respect copyright.PENANAnHj8eR5n7D
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「先停配對。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAO1969y87ZV
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櫃台小妖怪快哭了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuAlVRSwFVG
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「可是已經配出去三十七組——」73Please respect copyright.PENANAojf3K04saV
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樓管點頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyAm5ZfpjDV
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「那就讓三十七組先完成。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAzyU1z0U50e
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我站在旁邊,差點笑出來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIvAIhHCJg0
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不是,這叫哪門子處理方式。73Please respect copyright.PENANAG8UsQ1iY6H
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結果更好笑的是——73Please respect copyright.PENANAZFATt1PDVI
這個方式居然很有效。73Please respect copyright.PENANAaL9KdAbmHE
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因為原本還在罵的人,突然就被一句「都配了,先做完」給鎮住。73Please respect copyright.PENANAiafTDcyhJi
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一組一組開始回到流程。73Please respect copyright.PENANAeYu0HpVEIF
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有人臉臭得像被押去體檢。73Please respect copyright.PENANANgF5mGfrD2
有人全程盯地板。73Please respect copyright.PENANApEzyA9nJ8B
還有人一看到對象是前任,當場翻白眼,結果二樓櫃哥還很熱情地說:73Please respect copyright.PENANAzijfZQhfxx
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「哇,這組我們很少遇到,等等請務必填回饋問卷。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAq0PrywHrns
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我在旁邊真的要笑死。73Please respect copyright.PENANAKMycNmQyad
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最經典的是那個「配到自己」的。73Please respect copyright.PENANAaFykjJxM7w
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那是一個看起來很安靜的女鬼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHKllnV4D05
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她拿著兩張號碼牌,站在櫃台前,一臉世界已經沒有什麼好怕的表情。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1mPpweJEqS
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櫃哥低頭確認資料後,也安靜了兩秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQdyQYSbhaF
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接著他很專業地說:73Please respect copyright.PENANAqYRFhiqap1
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「恭喜您,系統判定您今天最適合一起逛的人,是您自己。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAsPGW8wKzz8
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全場先靜住,接著莫名其妙鼓掌。73Please respect copyright.PENANAXmw4dwcMaH
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因為——73Please respect copyright.PENANAFPz189cCDS
靠,這也太情人節。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnjQDy6VZ5w
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那女鬼自己都愣了半天,最後竟然笑出來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAgHm8570IJd
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「那我可以去雙人電影區嗎?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAo32Bf6NVmm
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櫃哥點頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuK9qmxom13
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「可以,而且您一個人看電影應該不會吵架。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA7rZpiKzV5Z
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我整個人直接拍桌。73Please respect copyright.PENANAw56DdHnPq8
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二樓這些櫃哥真的太會了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAK96AUh8ZDM
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八73Please respect copyright.PENANA1567QDNri6
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但是,最精彩的還不是這些。73Please respect copyright.PENANADwryJtdAe2
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最精彩的是——73Please respect copyright.PENANAbBFUAOvuuJ
那個被配到樓管的男鬼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAwMPBRyJyFc
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我一開始以為是小妖怪報錯。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWDTqwWt9JH
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結果不是。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlgdg4oT9lU
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真的有一個高高瘦瘦、戴著眼鏡、看起來像某種文職人員的男鬼,手裡拿著一張配對卡,站在樓管面前,一臉生不如死。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmYfVVZcsFV
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配對卡上清清楚楚寫著:73Please respect copyright.PENANAazl18PrDYU
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配對對象:樓管73Please respect copyright.PENANAcl6gz7qZVn
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我當場差點噴笑。73Please respect copyright.PENANAO42Rjv158p
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樓管本人低頭看了那張卡,沉默整整三秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANAS4O9AzwP0w
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旁邊全部人都在憋。73Please respect copyright.PENANASW2c6ooMhj
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白無常憋到臉都紫了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAY5QZ16E1u9
月老眼睛亮得像今天終於活過來。73Please respect copyright.PENANA8cIV290mI7
蘇晚轉頭假裝看另一邊。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmMLuFJfL78
我直接低頭咬手。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1A8BVJuiHr
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那個男鬼小聲開口:73Please respect copyright.PENANA0gcdGbeaiq
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「那個……我也不知道為什麼會這樣……」73Please respect copyright.PENANAXspLlI1nc9
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樓管抬頭看他。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxAKQdJeuIr
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語氣一如往常,平到不能再平。73Please respect copyright.PENANAwObhwtHfL4
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「你今天想逛什麼?」73Please respect copyright.PENANADy7aD7CCoW
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全場瞬間靜止。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWljn9JrInf
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不是,真的假的?73Please respect copyright.PENANA0pisqK9VFh
他要陪走流程?73Please respect copyright.PENANAePgvVE8gTy
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男鬼整個人嚇到眼鏡都快滑下來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZNnM9zUK0E
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「我、我只是想買個東西……」73Please respect copyright.PENANASVgwBZ5byY
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樓管點頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANA00FF0Fqt1w
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「那走吧。」73Please respect copyright.PENANApKmhoJyuZ7
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全場直接炸開。73Please respect copyright.PENANAVTUnHEwXTS
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我笑到蹲地。73Please respect copyright.PENANAEckeiGFUfa
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不是,這也太地獄百貨了吧。73Please respect copyright.PENANA5DZa8bZZcU
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結果最誇張的是,那個男鬼後來真的被樓管帶去走了一圈六樓情人節特展,回來時整個人恍惚到像剛看完人生預告片。73Please respect copyright.PENANAo1JapUVWF3
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白無常立刻衝上去問:73Please respect copyright.PENANApPB7eeK8A4
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「怎麼樣?你們逛了什麼?」73Please respect copyright.PENANA80HiVtjiaM
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男鬼扶著牆,很虛弱地說:73Please respect copyright.PENANAYlJGOMjiE1
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「……一起買菜。」73Please respect copyright.PENANALgEUM534PD
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全場笑到天崩地裂。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnb4XfupQcd
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白無常更誇張。73Please respect copyright.PENANAGTHeEGu8jr
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「然後呢?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAwAO38IaR1l
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男鬼眼神空洞。73Please respect copyright.PENANABL9iU8s3vN
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「他問我馬鈴薯為什麼拿那麼多。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAwdy7Wom9kl
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我整個人笑到站不起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQbrBwDOAIV
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好,這個情人節可以了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAsQYHKkvMTx
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誰都不要說自己今天白來。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2ApDQchGPY
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九73Please respect copyright.PENANAKufj4tsWOK
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到了晚上,系統總算穩住一點。73Please respect copyright.PENANAoyTF8B39in
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沒再亂配樓管,也沒再把前任配成雙人對香示範組。73Please respect copyright.PENANApmO6CXCJNy
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但整棟樓已經被攪亂了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAh7KB40FajJ
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二樓那邊,有人明明本來是陌生鬼,噴完對香後真的坐下來聊天。73Please respect copyright.PENANAKWaWQhTbAL
五樓則出現一組被系統配成「一起整理房間」的兩個單身鬼,最後居然真的在討論收納。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPpxN0WKUWP
三樓奶茶區今天更瘋,因為情人節限定新品推出了:73Please respect copyright.PENANADi72JEmVZ5
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《不然就一起喝》73Please respect copyright.PENANAfAO6E9RWGd
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我一看到名字就知道完了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyxAAASBxZK
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而果然,整個晚上三樓都在發生這種事:73Please respect copyright.PENANAANnw9kIhCS
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「兩位要不要點雙杯套組?今天第二杯只要加半份《先試試看》喔。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA2rNhaOBgn7
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「不用謝謝。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAn0trlNRjlY
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「那《只是朋友》也有買一送一。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA1SSbxTLRVS
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「……那先給我看看。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAB4WTDc658n
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我整個人笑到不行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZx4WY58J9x
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三樓根本就是愛情詐騙溫床。73Please respect copyright.PENANALtzy8Hj2lO
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更扯的是牛頭馬面還被抓去拍宣傳照。73Please respect copyright.PENANArQLTyhQM6v
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原因很簡單——73Please respect copyright.PENANAbBvHnaFRIG
餐飲區覺得他們現在太有「一起喝一杯」的代表性。73Please respect copyright.PENANAsAAAR772Pz
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馬面當場拒絕:73Please respect copyright.PENANAIvoh6OzhWA
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「我不要!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAV4j0JT3FSw
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點單小妖怪很努力勸他:73Please respect copyright.PENANAOaGTkt70J5
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「可是你們坐在一起真的很有說服力欸!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAM6utBvdFfr
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馬面耳根紅到不行。73Please respect copyright.PENANAxAWM90x8j6
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「誰有說服力!」73Please respect copyright.PENANADSWokSOJPd
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牛頭在旁邊很平靜地喝奶茶,然後補一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANAlhF0rAGVGE
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「你剛剛有幫我吸管拆好。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAA28Z9U2UDg
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全場再度爆笑。73Please respect copyright.PENANAEByFEJ9BW5
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馬面大概此生第一次想把吸管發明者一起處理掉。73Please respect copyright.PENANAiK2jNsbslS
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十73Please respect copyright.PENANA5dGqfDE0oz
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晚上十點,情人節特展準備收場。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPnf7bXZZ1F
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整棟樓雖然亂,但也慢慢有一種鬧夠了的疲憊。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPQD5DeDTW1
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有人捧著對香離開。73Please respect copyright.PENANATuaL6JghLG
有人抱著單身電影票根笑。73Please respect copyright.PENANA494PfWlnbO
有人把原本要退的花又拿回去。73Please respect copyright.PENANAOniHFngRqD
還有人明明一整天嘴上都說「我只是被系統亂配」,最後卻在手扶梯口站很久,像是在等對方先走,還是自己先走。73Please respect copyright.PENANAABgqbiJvPs
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我站在六樓的欄杆邊往下看,忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4yUpGCawmh
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也很像情人節。73Please respect copyright.PENANAUDdUdG2fzi
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樓下那麼亮,那麼吵,那麼多愛心燈、香味、奶茶、票券、雙人套組,看起來像全世界都在逼你承認你有沒有在意誰。73Please respect copyright.PENANAX8qXJmSzYu
73Please respect copyright.PENANAgSrwkTbaZ0
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但其實——73Please respect copyright.PENANAQPAhlXjYx9
大家今天最常講的一句話,還是:73Please respect copyright.PENANAVBKAyXosQX
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「我只是剛好來。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAczuKgc7Orm
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這句話,我今天至少聽了三十次。73Please respect copyright.PENANAhnbAKfNMAt
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每一個講的人,都很真誠。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1rAn6KAkzi
每一個聽到的人,也都知道那不是真的。73Please respect copyright.PENANAXfNunU6OkP
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可地獄百貨很神奇。73Please respect copyright.PENANAVLEAysGZK4
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它從來不會逼你拆穿自己。73Please respect copyright.PENANA9ISq0O7wSS
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它只會把那些你嘴上不承認的東西,做成香水、做成奶茶、做成場景、做成號碼牌、做成一個跟你配對的陌生鬼,然後笑咪咪地放到你面前。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1tgEYwNluv
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你要不要拿,自己決定。73Please respect copyright.PENANAeT3qwPoDfK
你要不要承認,也隨便。73Please respect copyright.PENANAqaCbaI3d5e
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但你今天至少會看見一次。73Please respect copyright.PENANAqr3qIQfbme
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這大概就是地獄百貨版的浪漫。73Please respect copyright.PENANAzr6cuzTHa9
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很煩。73Please respect copyright.PENANAI4aF7mECsX
很吵。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIPzHX6LFqa
很荒謬。73Please respect copyright.PENANAsoOg9KpdG2
但也很誠實。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHvU9VWjbvu
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十一73Please respect copyright.PENANApJLiWPf3qf
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我本來以為今天這樣就算結束了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAk9FO8JYmpo
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結果要下班的時候,蘇晚忽然叫住我。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3YYO0Apee5
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她遞給我一張小卡。73Please respect copyright.PENANAkruL56guAf
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我低頭一看。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdqrru962cR
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是一張情人節特展的紀念券,上面寫著:73Please respect copyright.PENANAuFod7N72Bf
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今日未使用完畢之配對資格,可保留至明年。73Please respect copyright.PENANAXkWJB75ZEt
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我直接抬頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtXULvfE7k1
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「這是什麼鬼東西?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAI6nZ9ruw58
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蘇晚很平靜。73Please respect copyright.PENANACdkUJLDnLA
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「系統自動發的。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAucmK7uaEsg
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「我今天又沒配到誰。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAQSHa3XzBb3
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蘇晚看我一眼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdh9Z4Oxqbn
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停了一秒。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmQaKNfgCQx
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「妳確定?」73Please respect copyright.PENANArhIvVVLVMc
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我整個人愣住。73Please respect copyright.PENANAp1fGSQPCc6
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然後瞬間想到——73Please respect copyright.PENANAZr2iypIAJG
樓管。73Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ9htHPQ3v
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不是,等等。73Please respect copyright.PENANAe0BxQTIL9e
那個配對到樓管的是別人。73Please respect copyright.PENANAC0Wuj2vLHa
我今天沒有配對。73Please respect copyright.PENANACi71Nd07D5
但這張卡為什麼發給我?73Please respect copyright.PENANANbk1ynRDS2
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我正要說話,旁邊忽然傳來很淡的一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANA7i5JWw3PJC
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「拿著吧。」73Please respect copyright.PENANATEuN4k5W4s
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我轉頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAVzDaTUvUYS
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樓管不知道什麼時候站在那裡。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1cPVOt2Dhl
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還是一樣平靜,一樣像根本不會被情人節這種東西影響半分。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIz0VNBlymV
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我看著那張卡,又看著他。73Please respect copyright.PENANAU3wtcAH5b8
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「為什麼?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAHOTfi2F6sd
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樓管看了我一眼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAMxT4FJJ8v0
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語氣很平:73Please respect copyright.PENANA5M8XDcIUDP
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「明年可能用得到。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA71UthTHfrX
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我:「……」73Please respect copyright.PENANAKNI0ZsZrom
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全場最會講幹話的人,根本不是月老。73Please respect copyright.PENANAr5xZjtnMBw
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是你吧。73Please respect copyright.PENANAy29vO7lqbj
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蘇晚很識相地轉身走了,留我一個人站在那裡,拿著那張該死的卡,耳根莫名有點熱。73Please respect copyright.PENANAeGeBKoZq8N
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樓管倒是很自然,說完就準備下樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAI0bkYmta9t
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我看著他的背影,最後還是沒忍住,衝著他背後問了一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANAkYBH7a3Ecc
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「你們系統是不是故意的?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAYe7iO7LZ3B
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他停了一下,沒回頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAFoLL86E8zN
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只很淡地丟下一句:73Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3gPuOe6zb
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「本館系統,偶爾很準。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAgnamBZQrDR
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然後就走了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQJkjDF3hf5
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我站在原地,低頭看著手裡那張卡,先是想翻白眼,後來卻忍不住笑了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAu3WmIOdqgq
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很好。73Please respect copyright.PENANAU1IXbbtGNB
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今年情人節,整棟樓最不該發生的事,差不多都發生了。73Please respect copyright.PENANA11ZkMikDov
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有人配到前任。73Please respect copyright.PENANANQHOQnfrFW
有人配到自己。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPEj76ZsIiF
有人被樓管帶去買菜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAg1hzdfK8T7
有人聞個香水開始聊窗簾和早餐店。73Please respect copyright.PENANAs5MveLo1Fp
有人明明只是想喝奶茶,最後帶著兩杯走。73Please respect copyright.PENANADfRxf3BQ7O
有人嘴巴說只是朋友,卻一起拎著同一袋東西下樓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAkiTSQS2m8P
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而我拿著這張不知道算不算預告的卡,忽然覺得——73Please respect copyright.PENANAEQIa75yk8n
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這棟地獄百貨,真的很煩。73Please respect copyright.PENANAOxFfTiLOMQ
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但也真的……很會。


