地獄百貨的一樓,平常最危險的是鞋子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHhHZRNnn5o
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二樓最危險的是香水。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7bRseNQJQE
三樓最危險的是奶茶。58Please respect copyright.PENANAa1cN430gEO
六樓最危險的是所有名字看起來像忠告,實際上像陷阱的東西。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGolxiObEZc
七樓則沒有什麼「最危險」這種說法,因為那裡本身就是危險。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7MQBRjgaXk
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但只要一下雨——58Please respect copyright.PENANAoNpD2OPGlb
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整棟樓最危險的地方,就會立刻換人。58Please respect copyright.PENANAybUTXSCAUz
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變成一樓中庭旁邊那個平常沒什麼人在意、只有天氣不好時才會突然爆滿的地方:58Please respect copyright.PENANAXGrCCqhtju
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雨傘區58Please respect copyright.PENANApy3UIUavJf
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而且不是普通危險。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfS9j5eEu1P
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是那種——58Please respect copyright.PENANAnlDaQ6t2uA
平常沒事,雨一來,所有客人就會突然一起做錯決定的危險。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzHjbNOzE2S
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那天雨大到不像人間會下的。58Please respect copyright.PENANA9LCyGBFr1H
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不是傾盆大雨那種帥氣的下法。58Please respect copyright.PENANA07XJHTnkoC
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是綿綿密密、一直下、下到你鞋襪都開始懷疑人生、下到整個城市像被泡在一鍋灰色的湯裡的那種雨。58Please respect copyright.PENANAo8XaV102tf
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地獄百貨中庭天井上全是水聲。58Please respect copyright.PENANAg7OlilBFw8
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啪答啪答,像有人在樓上一直抖傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANA5bbgPk9mMd
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我原本在七樓幫忙分流情緒過大的退貨客人,結果才剛把一位堅持要退《今天先這樣》的女鬼勸回休息區,樓管就來了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAV2QtzNjp9r
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他站在櫃台前,只說一句:58Please respect copyright.PENANA874P4XV1Mn
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「下樓。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAtDCPxIEhWV
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我抬頭看他。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvQIOoDF5fA
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「又怎樣?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAUEfzYohZ4O
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樓管語氣很平。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGZpa1ewYKY
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「雨傘區爆了。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAfNzA5BPk4X
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我沉默兩秒。58Please respect copyright.PENANATRHfmepZPP
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「……爆了是什麼意思?」58Please respect copyright.PENANALzYCmnXigC
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樓管看著我。58Please respect copyright.PENANANYFKOXEU9C
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「客人太多,商品太多,情緒也太多。」58Please respect copyright.PENANATeXXXfrzlR
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我當場懂了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKh0FftcIG6
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也就是說——58Please respect copyright.PENANAmJQupomT5U
今天一樓不只是下雨。58Please respect copyright.PENANAePwO3NTPhJ
還下瘋了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvtFGBF99PQ
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我一到一樓,就知道事情真的很嚴重。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeRRvRM9QOz
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整個雨傘區外面排滿人,地上濕成一片,試傘區像戰場,收銀台前大排長龍,服務鈴響個不停,還混著各種非常不妙的對話:58Please respect copyright.PENANAvGBv0DSULI
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「我只是想買一把普通的!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAVI0G5ajOIj
「沒有普通的了!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAMTmBmxxScr
「這把為什麼兩個人撐會自己靠近!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAnolC9WRCwf
「這把怎麼會自動偏向左邊!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAfvZKRrPZOc
「我不要會提醒我以前事情的傘!!!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAmrYDeb4x75
「那您可能不適合今天來逛。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAIx1OpdtcRy
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我站在入口,直接笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANATGa9xIK1ob
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很好。58Please respect copyright.PENANA6cs3HO7CIC
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這就是《地獄百貨》下雨天該有的樣子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvsJktkWTit
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而最顯眼的,是掛在區域正上方那張超大的臨時標語:58Please respect copyright.PENANAz8scGAVaDF
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下雨天特別提醒58Please respect copyright.PENANA3JoqJ9UuFk
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雨傘區今日不接受「只是順便幫別人買」類客訴58Please respect copyright.PENANASPPwoWgKFD
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我一看就知道這標語一定是今天才加上去的。58Please respect copyright.PENANA5i0Dug2zun
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因為字跡還有點濕,像剛印完。58Please respect copyright.PENANAptADoivrDD
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旁邊負責拉人流的小妖怪一看到我,立刻像看到救星。58Please respect copyright.PENANAO7wTnG2un4
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「妳終於來了!」58Please respect copyright.PENANA7ugi4ogzIf
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我看他一眼。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUN4A5yny1G
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「現在是什麼情況?」58Please respect copyright.PENANA19inK9yGEj
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小妖怪一臉快升天。58Please respect copyright.PENANASxFGHuLauw
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「雙人傘區全滅,單人傘區也快了,摺疊傘區剛剛有一把自己打開嚇到客人,最裡面的《今天不要淋到心情》已經缺貨,還有三組客人在吵『到底誰比較該撐裡面』——」58Please respect copyright.PENANAiLKBGMxFHm
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我直接抬手阻止他。58Please respect copyright.PENANAnAUD4lfYjr
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「停,先一個一個來。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAqgA8ROebGc
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小妖怪深呼吸,重新整理語言。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUrRZqfMzzt
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「總之,今天最危險的是雙人傘。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAVHxqHKbpYn
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……很好。58Please respect copyright.PENANAqEsijr31iD
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這很合理。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhLi3hITuX4
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下雨天、雙人傘、地獄百貨。58Please respect copyright.PENANASHPsFFOd7S
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這三個元素放一起,本來就不可能有好事。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7iLvzeoc0K
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我先衝去雙人傘區。58Please respect copyright.PENANAik2tLk4sNV
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才剛走近,就看到牛頭馬面站在那裡。58Please respect copyright.PENANAREhop8jfGW
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我第一反應是:58Please respect copyright.PENANAoELv0B4hvB
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完了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAul6MDFSiEo
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今天這區真的不會平靜。58Please respect copyright.PENANAxbNSMhWnt3
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牛頭手裡拿著一把黑色長傘,表情看起來還算正常。58Please respect copyright.PENANA76v6ir1hBE
馬面則雙手抱胸,一臉「我真的只是來看一下」的防禦姿態。58Please respect copyright.PENANA2JSp8ffJTs
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我走過去,還沒開口,旁邊櫃姐就先對我使了個眼色。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzGQdlk7uLt
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那眼神的意思大概是:58Please respect copyright.PENANA14ER3BoQtI
妳來得正好,這兩個已經站在這裡十分鐘了,但誰都不承認自己在幹嘛。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbFc06xnMd2
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我差點笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANA84vniR951p
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果然。58Please respect copyright.PENANASumTjEKZci
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這兩個人跟雨傘區的危險程度,根本是雙向奔赴。58Please respect copyright.PENANAZmfD3qsdJv
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櫃姐清了清喉嚨,非常專業地介紹:58Please respect copyright.PENANAhfl2NcoR7Y
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「兩位目前拿的這把,是本季下雨天限定主打——」58Please respect copyright.PENANAm8ovUi1OBe
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她把牌子翻出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAra6UbeLavV
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《本來只想一起躲一下》58Please respect copyright.PENANAMgC0q7mVxP
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我當場就想笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAofq31RZs4M
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不是,你們命名真的越來越不收斂了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAPJHAeunNNT
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馬面一看到這名字,整個人立刻皺眉。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwKV6hUkpa9
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「這什麼鬼名字?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAPg7yGQaA8O
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櫃姐微笑不變。58Please respect copyright.PENANAG6OY75YQsr
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「主打短時間共傘需求喔,適合那些嘴巴上說只是剛好順路,但其實走得比平常慢一點的人。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAAhQDU2kTib
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牛頭看著那把傘,沒說話。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQVTEXinPEd
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馬面則立刻反駁:58Please respect copyright.PENANA3qp0YGXskJ
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「誰走得比平常慢?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAgyvemdfB4f
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櫃姐非常有素養地回答:58Please respect copyright.PENANABoLheSmiUD
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「商品不會對號入座,請客人自行判斷。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAJfrp2QCfIO
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我直接轉頭,肩膀開始抖。58Please respect copyright.PENANAcQI3w5OhpM
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這真的太櫃姐了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkIiGOt7AXA
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馬面顯然也知道自己被講了,但又找不到地方發作,只能硬把話題轉掉。58Please respect copyright.PENANAD5OyFSZq1C
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「那它跟一般雙人傘差在哪?」58Please respect copyright.PENANACxYNyOyNyR
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櫃姐一臉這題我很熟。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbDyWd45mu7
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「這把傘平常看起來只是普通尺寸,但在兩個人一起撐的時候,會自動依照雙方實際在意程度調整距離。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAmPzVYY4Z0Q
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全場安靜一秒。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzHMWteSI2B
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我抬頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzdQ3K8YUld
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「……什麼意思?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAu6XVuiSlsE
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櫃姐很平靜。58Please respect copyright.PENANA5SUY9FLDLc
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「簡單來說,如果兩個人其實沒有那麼熟,傘面會自然拉開一點,保持禮貌社交距離。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA0j4geLVIiV
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「但如果其中一方,或雙方,明明嘴巴很硬,身體卻不是那麼想保持距離——」58Please respect copyright.PENANADMSXf0BUeR
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她停頓一下,露出一個標準微笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhYqiZmVlYQ
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「傘會自己往中間收。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAWVgrrLBLQP
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我直接笑出聲。58Please respect copyright.PENANAyWIhlBdU0F
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而且是很大聲的那種。58Please respect copyright.PENANAMoJa6Q5YV2
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因為——58Please respect copyright.PENANA9SPWMj4Qo8
這也太過分了吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXx8iJJzC9w
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馬面整張臉瞬間開始有要紅的跡象。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8eQ7GeLOwj
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「這種東西到底誰會買?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAeEnpQnCBR2
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櫃姐還沒回答,旁邊一個阿姨鬼已經默默舉手。58Please respect copyright.PENANAgA2vVd0aU8
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「我兒子剛剛買了一把。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA7v81sXJpXv
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全場先靜一下。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkI0wP4S0as
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然後一起笑瘋。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4odHJ1kHR
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牛頭居然在這時候很平靜地補了一句:58Please respect copyright.PENANAXCfB8OjLd3
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「聽起來很實用。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAxdYD84RwHz
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我整個人差點當場鼓掌。58Please respect copyright.PENANARaBJ4LmoOG
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不是,你們兩個今天到底是來買傘,還是來增加全場娛樂值的?58Please respect copyright.PENANAjfocPojoq4
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馬面立刻瞪他。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhMVdanUi9C
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「哪裡實用?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAWDFW88Dlys
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牛頭看著傘,很淡地說:58Please respect copyright.PENANAi5K7Z442FL
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「至少不用一直問有沒有淋到。」58Please respect copyright.PENANArFs0BliKyk
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全場又安靜。58Please respect copyright.PENANADa8XZVobAs
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接著——58Please respect copyright.PENANALvrFCMh4En
轟然爆笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOz2BqRzCs3
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因為靠,這句也太細了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAF2oQf7cuRi
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這根本不是買傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAxesjEYaiu3
這是承認你會注意對方有沒有淋到。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdFJzkdE5RV
58Please respect copyright.PENANAU5DdIkbudc
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馬面耳朵整個紅掉,轉頭就想走。58Please respect copyright.PENANACCvZelMjP2
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結果櫃姐很不怕死地補一句:58Please respect copyright.PENANAt1ZoidivMt
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「今天這把買一送一喔。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAhK1v1bVD7F
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馬面當場停住。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1porxLfeLk
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全場也停住。58Please respect copyright.PENANAG8CNrrSAy8
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我低頭笑到快斷氣。58Please respect copyright.PENANA2GjprSCEoK
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不是,買一送一這招也太狠。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHAzzRJrVRh
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牛頭倒是很自然地問:58Please respect copyright.PENANA5MF2pE47Gg
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「送哪一把?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAUqiDYF7W2D
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櫃姐翻開目錄。58Please respect copyright.PENANAB26d7PJjPx
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「可以搭配《今天先送你回去》摺疊傘。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAdI21O0cwps
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……行。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOX7HfzgwUB
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你們雨傘區真的很懂人類自欺欺人的層次。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3LDwKX5wWT
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四58Please respect copyright.PENANAhR4Unn6Ex6
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雙人傘區很亂,但真正的災情其實在試傘區。58Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6ea6BDlvd
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因為那裡不是靜態展示。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzOAU77YTNG
是實戰。58Please respect copyright.PENANAMgsi9hczYz
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雨傘區特別做了一條人工降雨走道,讓客人可以真的撐著傘走進去,看看效果。58Please respect copyright.PENANA50fXJhIiWq
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這個設計本來很合理。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJuijSgxMzx
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直到你把地獄百貨的雨傘放進去。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeAg0a66YEh
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我才剛走到那邊,就看到一對看起來像情侶、又像剛吵完架的鬼,正在試一把傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANA47xyHZY7iY
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傘面是墨綠色的,款式很好看。58Please respect copyright.PENANABf61zgjtgG
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牌子寫著:58Please respect copyright.PENANAMTi24QyYzV
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《今天不要再講反話了》58Please respect copyright.PENANAWbeBpvgHmJ
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我一看到名字就先想笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAz4x0FVZTsn
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而果然,那兩個人一走進人工雨區,傘還沒撐穩,問題就來了。58Please respect copyright.PENANALLgqRIRhYF
58Please respect copyright.PENANA5um9VKZrML
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女生站進去,明明左肩已經在外面,嘴巴卻還是很硬:58Please respect copyright.PENANAttE4Ol6Mau
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「沒關係,我這樣就好。」58Please respect copyright.PENANATtQSiunNxf
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男生也跟著嘴硬:58Please respect copyright.PENANAUiCKCZHv71
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「妳可以再進來一點。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAg5sMfuFs2w
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女生立刻回:58Please respect copyright.PENANAWDcQkbEfBR
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「不用,我沒事。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA2nxC51LLkG
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下一秒——58Please respect copyright.PENANA7jrCZe5Nvu
那把傘自己往女生那邊偏。58Please respect copyright.PENANAX787v5vcUu
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偏得非常明顯。58Please respect copyright.PENANAX0pgte0o6Z
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全場先是靜住。58Please respect copyright.PENANATvcIGBgmys
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接著試傘區整排人開始笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3pg0oOtzUL
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男生愣了一下,還想裝沒事。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVQxFWAV5Xf
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「這把是不是重心不穩?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAihrLAAtCzG
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旁邊負責解說的小妖怪眼睛發亮,超有精神地說:58Please respect copyright.PENANAveiTbRCaSa
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「不是喔,這是商品功能!它會自動往比較嘴硬但其實快淋到的那一邊偏!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAvi0Qw4Jsbr
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我整個人直接扶住展示架。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhfbTRQFQun
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太誠實了。58Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZODgnztMx
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女生臉紅得不行,立刻反駁:58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ24cvrG1mx
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「我才沒有快淋到!」58Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZnAXOZyof
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結果她話才講完,那把傘又很用力地往她那邊一歪。58Please respect copyright.PENANAExPXGhN1P9
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全場掌聲雷動。58Please respect copyright.PENANANQwxqG6vOG
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連後面排隊試傘的阿姨鬼都笑到拍腿。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1pc6fi4R2q
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「買啦買啦!這種傘回家有教育功能!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAQHSIj2vTV4
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男生也忍不住笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANASx7v4DCLnh
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女生雖然還在瞪傘,但嘴角已經壓不住。58Please respect copyright.PENANALzhEewg1if
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最後她居然真的問:58Please respect copyright.PENANAHpXwoIvPZ0
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「……多少錢?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAGw1p27p5sA
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小妖怪立刻秒報價。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3ltbU7JzTV
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我站在旁邊,只能感嘆:58Please respect copyright.PENANAXt77iClwpN
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這就是地獄百貨。58Please respect copyright.PENANAyZWJYUFW5I
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你本來是來測試一把傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANA4IB4TIiyxt
結果最後測試出的是你們兩個到底誰比較會嘴硬。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuF3GpCTaFH
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五58Please respect copyright.PENANAVuRa1ZWIhq
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再往裡面一點,是單人傘區。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfBKeXz2GTr
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理論上這裡應該比較安全。58Please respect copyright.PENANAy8mZ5kP8EB
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因為單人傘,聽起來就比較不容易出事。58Please respect copyright.PENANAMtAT4yc611
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我錯了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdcxqgdislO
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單人傘區今年新品更壞。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkiq7BQ8han
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第一把就很有病:58Please respect copyright.PENANALsyn56nasI
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《不要期待有人來接你》58Please respect copyright.PENANAFAnzz5vg2F
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黑色長柄傘,簡單俐落,乍看還很實用。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKEICDGteX9
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結果解說牌上寫著:58Please respect copyright.PENANAUjugIrRSWd
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下雨天使用時,會自動降低使用者對於「也許等一下有人會出現」的錯誤幻想。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3YhsrlgClR
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我看著那行字,差點笑到不行。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVxremLAhMX
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這根本不是雨傘,這是行動式清醒裝置。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHupSVbXaIO
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一個剛失戀沒多久的男鬼站在前面,盯著它看很久,最後很小聲地問店員:58Please respect copyright.PENANAKbqtghnDqP
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「這把……會不會太直接?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAZEAB0GaSA7
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店員是一個看起來年紀很小、但眼神已經歷盡滄桑的小妖怪。58Please respect copyright.PENANAv6WNaTfejH
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他很淡地回答:58Please respect copyright.PENANAsjNHwmfiU4
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「會喔。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAMhShHRTkPZ
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男鬼沉默。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJPWXjok9xS
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「那……比較溫和一點的有嗎?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAeRIvgkGHFn
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小妖怪翻了一下櫃子,抽出另外一把淺灰色的。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKXd3TDKg2y
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《他今天不會來,但你還是可以回家》58Please respect copyright.PENANA3hKqq1fvE1
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我當場笑得差點蹲下去。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1fgcJYEfzv
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不是,雨傘區怎麼會這麼會。58Please respect copyright.PENANAI8NJDH6WlX
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這把的語氣甚至比七樓還有人情味。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzydp13eQ3s
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男鬼接過那把傘,看了很久,最後居然很平靜地點頭:58Please respect copyright.PENANA9CVtlGZqsz
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「這把比較適合我。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAtzFuEZnzap
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我站在旁邊,突然覺得一樓真的很壞。58Please respect copyright.PENANAjd3zHolyJ1
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壞得很準。58Please respect copyright.PENANAlNAV4HgIvH
也壞得很溫柔。58Please respect copyright.PENANAD6eXXxiwRZ
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它從來不是只會捅你。58Please respect copyright.PENANAgs2dbhK1et
它有時候還會在捅完之後,很敷衍但也很實用地給你一把傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAcRax7CKYSO
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讓你至少不要一路淋回去。58Please respect copyright.PENANAxnTqFUBObp
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六58Please respect copyright.PENANAab4ZMfwHoE
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但雨傘區真正最危險的,還不是情侶,也不是剛分手的人。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGUUaQ0bEfF
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是——58Please respect copyright.PENANADkXxfbJBrk
那種明明單獨來,卻說自己是來幫別人買傘的。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhpKha45GRC
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這種人通常嘴硬程度高、風險意識低,而且最容易挑到不該挑的傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAC6uXsqGRFN
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而今天,就有一個典型。58Please respect copyright.PENANAA13i0hxRJC
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她穿著白色上衣、黑色長裙,表情很穩,走到櫃前時語氣也非常自然:58Please respect copyright.PENANARKdOc4nJff
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「我想幫朋友買一把傘。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAC3J21AQtxj
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店員抬頭看她,嗯了一聲。58Please respect copyright.PENANAibOyfRVeMQ
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「什麼樣的朋友呢?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAttbf8zHmCX
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她停頓一秒。58Please respect copyright.PENANAyiA3bq9bIz
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「……普通朋友。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA8rQ57K4KZA
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店員低頭在冊子上畫了一筆。58Please respect copyright.PENANAIftyI9BEwm
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我站在旁邊一看就知道,不妙。58Please respect copyright.PENANA933eqOYlRy
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因為只要店員開始畫筆記,通常不是在登記庫存。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3nhDc4IXqc
是在判定客人屬性。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGRSSUBWyoe
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果然,店員再抬頭時,眼神已經變得很懂。58Please respect copyright.PENANAPf1rCtShvC
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「那您朋友平常會自己帶傘嗎?」58Please respect copyright.PENANA6UcOzoLcfw
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女生想了一下。58Please respect copyright.PENANAsuZjJkgqUE
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「會吧。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA5fomiKDH1d
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店員再畫一筆。58Please respect copyright.PENANABWkyUCwng6
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「那您今天為什麼想幫他買?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAPGKkQRpbvr
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女生這次停得更久。58Please respect copyright.PENANAiLrLSUhnwP
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最後很自然地說:58Please respect copyright.PENANAKnvuy7VvyO
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「因為……下雨。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA1QA3t7EToj
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全場先安靜一秒。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKW6di8FJ73
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我站在旁邊,已經快笑了。58Please respect copyright.PENANABSKXykPO5T
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這回答太沒說服力。58Please respect copyright.PENANAmZMzeGjbjI
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店員卻一本正經,還真的點頭:58Please respect copyright.PENANAU0ekVYiGeg
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「了解。那我推薦這把。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAmO1L8bz8Pi
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他從最裡面抽出一把深藍色的摺疊傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAq4lN6sCay7
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標籤寫著:58Please respect copyright.PENANAVqCQyFVO3i
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《只是順手幫你帶一把》58Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ev2nx6rmi
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我整個人差點拍桌。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeHJRSqPxu4
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不是,這名字也太準了吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANATAnabWt2Fu
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女生看到的瞬間,表情非常精彩。58Please respect copyright.PENANACdFKPsM97m
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有一點被戳中。58Please respect copyright.PENANAybVefuM8Lb
有一點想裝沒事。58Please respect copyright.PENANA2dEtBLTgPl
還有一點點「靠,這間店真的有病」。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHFIluQyQTT
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她沉默兩秒,才開口:58Please respect copyright.PENANA3V018QLP55
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「有沒有……更普通一點的?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAavjDL577Ik
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店員很認真地想了想。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0FczMbVw77
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「有。」58Please respect copyright.PENANApW0ii7Rq5l
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然後又抽出一把。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOZC2s9aHm4
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《我沒有在管你有沒有淋到》58Please respect copyright.PENANAOx9eODShX3
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全場直接笑瘋。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0od2TQlfee
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連那個女生自己都沒忍住,低頭笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANA5IT2nJc2Bl
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我站在旁邊看著,忽然覺得——58Please respect copyright.PENANAvuoRmmCIUs
下雨天真的很不公平。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXj9la6wbau
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因為平常很多東西你還可以裝。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvIXA7OuWlv
雨一下來,就很難裝了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXxujRxeDQ8
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你要不要撐傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1L2An15zvn
你要不要等。58Please respect copyright.PENANAxCIjzRymGc
你要不要問。58Please respect copyright.PENANAl3wIAbULrk
你有沒有多帶一把。58Please respect copyright.PENANA4sgAYK99z0
你到底是順手,還是有在意。58Please respect copyright.PENANAogeEnPMChr
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雨水會讓很多藉口看起來變薄。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7gLTqDFpLc
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而地獄百貨,只是把這件事做得比較明顯而已。58Please respect copyright.PENANAn1UZ2kLOb4
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七58Please respect copyright.PENANAAPynZMvqQL
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下午四點半,雨傘區正式進入災難巔峰。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhnjbEFevJx
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因為外面的雨沒有變小。58Please respect copyright.PENANAqXh4ykGrR8
而《本來只想一起躲一下》——賣完了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUc8f1Llsmd
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對。58Please respect copyright.PENANA34vcysiUQm
賣完了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJYy6uD0Gza
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一整排雙人傘最危險的那把,居然全數售罄。58Please respect copyright.PENANAipl9O11mbh
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我站在櫃後看著空掉的架子,只有一個想法:58Please respect copyright.PENANAV2XVcuv76U
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完了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAYx2J7rH15i
今天晚上一定會有人拿著這把來七樓客訴。58Please respect copyright.PENANAA1VB3MJJcZ
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果然,不到十分鐘,就有人來鬧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAFvGUdou73K
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是一個年輕男鬼,手裡抓著空空的購物籃,表情像剛錯過人生最後一班車。58Please respect copyright.PENANAz6j1m4aRDI
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「怎麼可能賣完?!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAxoHR7ePS00
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店員很誠懇。58Please respect copyright.PENANAewxGuRWeqO
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「因為今天下雨。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAqBHeSPdSwv
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男鬼更氣。58Please respect copyright.PENANAchCPImNMix
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「不是,這把平常根本沒這麼多人買吧!」58Please respect copyright.PENANA6CBzMkIQpa
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店員繼續很誠懇。58Please respect copyright.PENANAqhexKL57hQ
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「因為平常不下雨啊。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAvI0DXVpxDA
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我真的快笑死。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfbMdVUAGPL
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這對話太無解了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAR51JGb5sIr
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男鬼急到不行:58Please respect copyright.PENANADgzy5uNwVs
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「那有沒有類似的?」58Please respect copyright.PENANArzzA1HWntG
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店員想了想,翻了一下備案架。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzuqmNeqQsf
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「有一把功能接近的。」58Please respect copyright.PENANASXadxTuEQi
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男鬼瞬間燃起希望:58Please respect copyright.PENANAPLeAtadxER
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「哪一把?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAHqVVycRMo2
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店員把一把黑色自動傘拿出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAtawUGRbuBq
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《不然你過來一點》58Please respect copyright.PENANAmlnwoUUC3t
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全場先靜。58Please respect copyright.PENANAckFlS2VHUH
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接著開始笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAd7V3e7zJvW
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不是,這名字也太直接。58Please respect copyright.PENANAWXqyi50e1j
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男鬼一看到就臉紅,立刻擺手:58Please respect copyright.PENANAdgoR5BvZrW
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「不是不是,我不是那種情況!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAz2gWtIj2Lv
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店員很有職業道德地問:58Please respect copyright.PENANAlqw6idnClm
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「那您是哪種情況?」58Please respect copyright.PENANA5oL56Hpm5z
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男鬼噎住。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8UTy5IyQr5
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過了很久,才小聲說:58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ60N6txaNO
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「……就,剛好今天她沒帶傘。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAvn71ipAdFO
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店員點頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANABXFBzuZhup
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「喔,那您很適合這把。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA2k0yehFpzV
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我在旁邊已經笑得快蹲在地上。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzu4QRECaRk
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真的。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfAZeGRW2px
這區的店員每個都像練過。58Please respect copyright.PENANAjN5AZR99i1
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不是銷售。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkG9dtyA9zv
是審訊。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuUGeNQ215e
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而且偏偏每一句都很像有道理。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHnWG87UwcP
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男鬼最後還是買了。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8P7fluoEJp
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而且結帳時整個人都不太敢看店員,像明明只是來買傘,結果不小心把自己的心思一起刷卡了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuGQsNU5OD4
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八58Please respect copyright.PENANAWhmBn0iUVp
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快打烊的時候,雨終於小一點。58Please respect copyright.PENANAmOm2Xf1tds
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整個雨傘區像打完一仗。58Please respect copyright.PENANA4N15fOcclv
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地上到處是水。58Please respect copyright.PENANAd8G3bWZxfx
展示傘歪掉一半。58Please respect copyright.PENANAZKTl736Nop
店員們頭髮都濕了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAu6fk0dpm4u
雙人傘區幾乎被掃空,剩下一把《你自己撐吧》孤伶伶掛在最角落。58Please respect copyright.PENANAlAstzSOmgA
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我站在收銀台後面整理庫存,忍不住看著那把傘笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAYHALeNECbd
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「這把今天都沒人買?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAx7qbzz7dnP
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旁邊小妖怪翻庫存表。58Please respect copyright.PENANAchizyHQfO3
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「沒有,連拿起來看的人都很少。」58Please respect copyright.PENANApzmdqWKh7S
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我點頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANABc7pCnwPXg
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「合理。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAZZl2NDHl7m
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這把太誠實了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzULKaJGZ3u
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大家都喜歡買《不然你過來一點》,不喜歡買《你自己撐吧》。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZZxw6imQF
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明明兩種情況在人生裡都很常發生。58Please respect copyright.PENANA9H8wnWW6C3
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但你真要選,還是比較想選前者。58Please respect copyright.PENANAULPeNGv1oW
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哪怕只是下雨天限定。58Please respect copyright.PENANAoPZarSwNny
哪怕只是撐一小段路。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQCuY36PyJq
哪怕最後還是各自回家。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvDm5Gyxldt
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人就是這樣。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7E81xsAQS3
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知道歸知道。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdBQk4Sd21U
嘴硬歸嘴硬。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXax6Sss87J
真的下起雨來,還是會忍不住去看那一排雙人傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAsQi16udCAh
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我正想得有點出神,樓管就走過來了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAh8tr5GzmTx
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他看了一眼整排被搬空的架子,語氣很淡。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8tlbw6nYWS
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「今天不錯。」58Please respect copyright.PENANALjeenGSGvE
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我抬頭看他。58Please respect copyright.PENANAs7YccRFfFK
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「你是指業績,還是災情?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAL0ElDJhIqM
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樓管停了一下。58Please respect copyright.PENANAAc2pw13UlS
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「兩個都是。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAlfuI0BYka1
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我直接笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAforLt31vbM
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行。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8LC0OacRcw
這答案很合理。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOWYNPHPYKQ
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我把最後一把《你自己撐吧》掛正,隨口問他:58Please respect copyright.PENANAuTbjXSmxis
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「你覺得今天哪把最危險?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAblOSsll7aI
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樓管想了想。58Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8JSxIO9nf
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「《不然你過來一點》。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAraIYKr7UzS
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我挑眉。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGb9ecvexjq
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「為什麼?不是《本來只想一起躲一下》比較危險?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAtJXowLQtr1
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他看我一眼。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7zfdFG1rJu
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語氣很平:58Please respect copyright.PENANAgGt6evi0xl
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「那把至少承認是一起。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAW18Wcu8iyi
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停了一秒,又補一句。58Please respect copyright.PENANAi9R7691S75
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「前一把比較像藉口。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAtNDArSMMib
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我整個人安靜兩秒,然後忍不住笑了。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7JThKDS0aP
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靠。58Please respect copyright.PENANAj1dwHbAPCo
這句也太準。58Please respect copyright.PENANAThSf7BsVF7
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對。58Please respect copyright.PENANApRd1A68vHD
《本來只想一起躲一下》至少還有種「都已經一起了,就先這樣」的誠實。58Please respect copyright.PENANAz1XGIsoTpB
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但《不然你過來一點》——58Please respect copyright.PENANAd5etilMCCS
那才是真正危險。58Please respect copyright.PENANAG7gQXzFogG
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因為那句話本身,就帶著一點點還沒講清楚的東西。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEnNkkaZNuE
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不是邀請。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKMLzKIIBdw
也不是承認。58Please respect copyright.PENANANmros7hRAf
只是看起來很合理的一句話。58Please respect copyright.PENANA89XZPezh8K
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可偏偏就是這種話,最容易讓人記很久。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0zhQGB43YJ
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九58Please respect copyright.PENANAaJRYJOPV0V
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收完櫃之後,我準備下班。58Please respect copyright.PENANAmK10JxAOKV
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走到門口的時候,外面還在飄小雨。58Please respect copyright.PENANA9FDxKCc6pc
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不是大雨了。58Please respect copyright.PENANA306Z1aH1Ra
是那種你可以撐傘,也可以勉強衝一下,但多半還是會選擇撐傘的雨。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEztWN7UL6w
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我站在門邊,看著外面一把一把撐開的傘,忽然覺得這畫面很好笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAjPGw0MXnvU
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白天大家還在櫃上裝沒事。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJPhocmLeLG
一到門口,該靠近的還是靠近了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdCdJqvbJ7R
該多帶一把的還是多帶了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAYtJrSMP94L
該嘴硬的,也還是會在對方鞋尖淋到的時候,默默把傘往那邊偏一點。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbAqPl7DfdR
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然後嘴上再補一句:58Please respect copyright.PENANAZBAiKAjL6d
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「我只是怕你把地板踩濕。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAEOV7krr3IR
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真的很煩。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUTDakIsZai
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也真的很好笑。58Please respect copyright.PENANAiVtUejDIh9
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我正要走,旁邊店員忽然喊我:58Please respect copyright.PENANAjzqnecSMXE
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「欸,妳的傘!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAT19KxDJq8z
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我回頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wq6ioNyqI
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他遞給我一把深灰色長傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUzlAS164mB
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我低頭看標籤。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3Rb1M1TaVn
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《今天先送自己回去》58Please respect copyright.PENANAY1yrLq7kFU
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我直接笑出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9tQBOpRxX
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「這把名字也太好了吧。」58Please respect copyright.PENANASjJicOeEKz
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店員很得意。58Please respect copyright.PENANAoBiGeQqLJ3
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「今天臨時加掛的新品喔,賣得也不錯。」58Please respect copyright.PENANABf2OtRfffF
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我接過那把傘,打開看了一眼。58Please respect copyright.PENANA09IhfcSyn8
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很普通。58Please respect copyright.PENANAHk12rZ37wQ
很好撐。58Please respect copyright.PENANASsrubA5mPd
也沒有什麼會自動靠近、偏向某一邊、或者提醒你以前怎樣的功能。58Please respect copyright.PENANAlDUIBam08k
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就只是很穩。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwAlInqQZyt
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我忽然就有點喜歡。58Please respect copyright.PENANAixLemDuodk
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於是我撐開它,站在百貨門口,回頭看了一眼整棟地獄百貨。58Please respect copyright.PENANAlgpUJK0D65
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燈還亮著。58Please respect copyright.PENANAFVJKX3A3Y8
裡面還是吵。58Please respect copyright.PENANAZZnyI0fSyN
還是有人在買些不太安全的東西。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOzOmVnuOwu
還是有人明明說只是路過,卻會在某一區停很久。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVwor0SURUN
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但下雨天嘛。58Please respect copyright.PENANA2J7SEopK4N
很多事情,本來就會變得比較明顯一點。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1haIyhswby
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比如誰在等。58Please respect copyright.PENANAW8wsQcin0T
誰會問。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbry80BklwI
誰沒帶傘。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVvPWa3neL2
誰明明可以走,卻站在門口多看了一眼。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXQWqcgyBby
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而雨傘區最厲害的地方,大概就是——58Please respect copyright.PENANAkQBUPBExCq
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它不會逼你承認任何事。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEN4qiTJOW4
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它只會在下雨的時候,把那些你平常說得很順的藉口,一把一把掛出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAtOUQaA8K5K
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然後看你最後拿哪一把。


