地獄百貨一年有兩個最危險的日子。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2gFZnEIjn9
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第一個,是週年慶第一天。51Please respect copyright.PENANACohNUsW5y1
第二個,是員工尾牙。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEYzwjIwVc7
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週年慶危險,是因為客人會失控。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKHZ7FKzyWu
尾牙危險,則是因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAVYIjPhxWul
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員工也會失控。51Please respect copyright.PENANA8sQ4Q80CbM
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而且比客人更嚴重。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6dOVlDUntD
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因為客人頂多亂買。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWT70dbGNUH
員工會亂講話、亂告白、亂翻帳、亂哭、亂唱歌,還會在喝醉之後,試圖替自己管的商品主持公道。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUKowU1VQfY
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這件事情,我本來不知道。51Please respect copyright.PENANACtE4ATqz44
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我本來真的以為,尾牙就只是大家吃個飯、抽個獎、看孟婆喝醉後罵主管、看牛頭馬面坐得比平常近一點、看二樓櫃哥拿香水當酒互相敬來敬去,頂多再加上一點小妖怪抽獎抽到「七樓支援三日券」的大型哀號現場。51Please respect copyright.PENANAY3yEe6IKEZ
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我沒想到的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAMvXw5R3Kdd
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那天晚上,連商品都喝了。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9BbZhsDwvx
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地獄百貨的尾牙,辦在四樓跟五樓中間那個平常不對外開放的員工宴會廳。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdhsQWSrINd
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名字很正常,叫「多功能活動中心」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs8w8QuYrFx
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但只要是百貨員工都知道,這地方根本不多功能。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsekyIfFc0k
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它唯一的功能就是:51Please respect copyright.PENANAyjPfA4H0gE
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每年把大家累積一整年的情緒,集中引爆一次。51Please respect copyright.PENANAnIn4DYeltE
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我到的時候,門口已經掛滿紅布條。51Please respect copyright.PENANADtkpWhuHye
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上面寫得非常地獄:51Please respect copyright.PENANAl46OQo54E0
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- 51Please respect copyright.PENANA9ImizvTtJZ
- 謝謝各位今年也沒有真的離職
- 恭喜生還,明年再戰
- 抽到七樓加班券請不要當場哭
- 本日酒水無限,但請自行承擔後果
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我才剛走到門口,就被一隻頭頂禮帽的小妖怪攔下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAfniOkLX6iF
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「您好,請出示員工證。」51Please respect copyright.PENANApedp4K3eXD
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我把證件遞過去。51Please respect copyright.PENANAkUZCMDqVTU
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小妖怪低頭掃一下,立刻露出一個很懂的表情。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0KQ6Pf3Crz
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「喔,妳今年有被七樓借調過。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAyp23utswwv
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我:「……怎樣?」51Please respect copyright.PENANA4aaBv5RTi9
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小妖怪很誠懇。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAtQtMJjnY1
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「那妳今天可以先去領心理防護飲料。」51Please respect copyright.PENANASGVI8YRptY
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我:「有這種東西?」51Please respect copyright.PENANATtG0WzKaEw
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小妖怪點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQgDDHRKRmx
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「有啊,在報到桌旁邊,紫色那桶。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAyCvNMkrycm
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我轉頭一看,還真的有。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqlVfSIEQhV
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桶子上貼著大大的標籤:51Please respect copyright.PENANAU7lPLdZzdI
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《先不要認真》51Please respect copyright.PENANA0XpARESTKK
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……很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9w7Nw1ML1U
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這很尾牙。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeWSgN6btMI
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我走進去,裡面已經吵成一鍋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAoQMmtBxlyW
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真的就是一鍋。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxw5djlVY8g
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因為三樓餐飲區這次直接包辦尾牙餐點,現場瀰漫著烤肉味、炸物味、奶茶味、酒味,還混著某種很像「反正今天都算了」的集體鬆弛感。51Please respect copyright.PENANASIRUthHl1z
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二樓香水區的人甚至連空氣都不放過,入口處還設了一個香氛拱門,名字叫:51Please respect copyright.PENANAOx7wi8UoUW
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《今晚講太多也沒關係》51Please respect copyright.PENANAsGXtATRffD
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我一走過去,差點笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYwACWkOAOx
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不是,你們二樓到底多會。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtFSXnXmUXd
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二51Please respect copyright.PENANAbMjrI79GVw
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尾牙最大的看點,永遠不是舞台。51Please respect copyright.PENANAa8siNxxsP2
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是座位表。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQwWLZRkJyg
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因為每一年,座位表都會造成某種程度的災情。51Please respect copyright.PENANAiyoZbRj06z
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今年也不例外。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYxXrZ8TYmT
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我站在入口處看板前,看到自己的名字時,差點當場掉頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyVNGGMP6gJ
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我的位置在——51Please respect copyright.PENANA3xgoMdZpss
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二樓香水區、五樓生活用品區、七樓退貨地獄支援桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAnXAgp8bpj8
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換句話說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAuGA18bSE4c
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我左邊是蘇晚。51Please respect copyright.PENANATMFU9s5VDd
右邊是那個二樓三隻眼櫃哥。51Please respect copyright.PENANAU6mUjsyeZJ
對面坐兩個七樓櫃台小妖怪。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxYjs0aZ0hV
斜前方還有那個紙巾站的小妖怪。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXBmoVWmlhW
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我直接閉眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbI19ASFwfh
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「這桌也太會講話了吧……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAG5HonCosek
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旁邊一個報到小妖怪聽到,還很開心地補一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANA5eIqblErUC
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「這桌是『很會接住人但自己都不太正常組』喔。」51Please respect copyright.PENANADVLdy3hMeg
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我:「……誰分的?」51Please respect copyright.PENANA6l4DUAnXfX
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報到小妖怪翻名單。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv6XySPHYpu
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「樓管核准。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7ydkh6DT4L
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我整個人立刻懂了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlfQ1u5jXlq
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvpEIfqCPfU
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又是他。51Please respect copyright.PENANA4H6PyXFYJE
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我轉頭掃全場,很快就找到樓管本人。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3dwOrF7A2w
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他站在最前面那桌,跟幾個主管還有部門長坐一起,臉還是一樣冷,跟整個尾牙現場格格不入,像一張誤入婚宴的調查報告。51Please respect copyright.PENANAHZsX95tz7n
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旁邊的孟婆已經先替自己倒了一杯,看起來今晚完全沒有要控制。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1diLjMqgX3
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月老居然也來了,而且還穿得像主持人,金髮亮得我眼睛痛。牛頭馬面則坐在三樓餐飲區那一桌,看起來都很正常,但也就看起來而已。51Please respect copyright.PENANATLaIwAox8B
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我剛坐下,蘇晚就把一杯紫色飲料推過來。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5Sm9ASfKLn
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「先喝。」51Please respect copyright.PENANABBATRZA8sm
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我低頭看杯子。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOLWdT4jH0f
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《先不要認真》51Please respect copyright.PENANA3zbCSQuQam
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我抬頭看她。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6wChEzeXtQ
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「這有用嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAAGc8lfyFfl
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蘇晚想了想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhQeL16aLmY
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「對別人有。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvK25GSRXee
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「對我呢?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAM9asYUP0lt
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她很淡地回:51Please respect copyright.PENANAkfVfT5MQAq
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「妳先喝了再說。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA4C7mkZgoXa
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……行。51Please respect copyright.PENANApY8e8vxQOd
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這桌真的沒有一個人正常。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJlUpaDxNSo
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尾牙正式開始的第一個流程,叫做:51Please respect copyright.PENANAyRW9sAdz7t
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年度回顧影片。51Please respect copyright.PENANAjhVZQ6Urup
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正常公司放這種影片,通常是感謝大家辛苦、回顧業績、展望來年。51Please respect copyright.PENANA3z7CvbyynB
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地獄百貨的影片一開場,就是樓管的聲音。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsYiaa96EJv
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而且不是他本人站上台講,是直接把他平常巡樓時的語音紀錄剪成精華。51Please respect copyright.PENANAr05XCBwDy7
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第一句就非常有代表性:51Please respect copyright.PENANAbTESxM5VmI
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「誰讓《應該沒差吧》加量的?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAXyQ5jDsKXF
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全場直接爆笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbuCNg8d40b
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畫面接著切到今年各大災情:51Please respect copyright.PENANAMFNQkYuwD6
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- 一樓《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》上市第一天,翻到缺貨
- 二樓《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》連三週蟬聯客訴冠軍
- 三樓奶茶店出現一整排客人端著半杯飲料要求退貨
- 五樓《沒有再回去的房間》展區出口紙巾一天補六次
- 六樓《本來會在一起的人》體驗排隊排到手扶梯
- 七樓退貨櫃台在情人節後直接崩盤
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每放一段,對應樓層的員工就開始起鬨。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmi3Fe3OHRx
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三樓最吵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAprZ2RA9tNu
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因為牛頭馬面的畫面一出來,全場立刻開始鼓掌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAl6jZZ7cX5j
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畫面裡是馬面紅著耳朵在一樓結帳,牛頭面不改色幫他拿鞋盒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6YsfzO58wB
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白無常在後排直接大喊:51Please respect copyright.PENANAHKEhbQjaHg
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「放慢一點!這段我要再看一次!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAy6YNxbHEG1
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黑無常坐在他旁邊,雖然一臉不關我事,但嘴角明顯在抖。51Please respect copyright.PENANA4CTSlLHJel
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馬面整個人從脖子一路紅上去,立刻轉頭怒吼:51Please respect copyright.PENANA5IPusj1G5W
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「誰准你們把這段剪進去的?!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAjYk9pwfjHB
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影片很壞,立刻接下一段。51Please respect copyright.PENANASmBDq0O8lB
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是三樓香水區那次,牛頭買《想起來也不會怎樣》,瓶底刻字:51Please respect copyright.PENANAHhB8kSHM7z
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今天先放過自己。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFQhLZoaNjq
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全場直接炸爛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAV60W5OZoWj
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三樓那桌整排笑到拍桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtNAcdcnPfW
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連我都笑到眼淚快出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUgBiB15eYN
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而最過分的是,影片最後還加字幕:51Please respect copyright.PENANAowCXePzkFW
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本年度最佳雙人購物行為獎(非自願入圍)51Please respect copyright.PENANAqrJu8mGgDh
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我真的很佩服影片部。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXznmVtcHKo
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他們沒有死,算命大。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeZYC7lxEIq
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四51Please respect copyright.PENANAD8wYH17u4r
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影片播完,進入第一輪抽獎。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvt0lWTCNkh
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而地獄百貨的抽獎,比客訴還可怕。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ7vb6QyQL
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因為這裡的獎品,從來不是什麼電器、禮券、按摩椅。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxypk3MokwA
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這裡的獎品是:51Please respect copyright.PENANAzWqZffcfG8
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- 51Please respect copyright.PENANASuKRR3RtVr
- 七樓免值班券一張
- 可指定不接待《最後一次》類商品一週
- 五樓單人靜坐室使用權三次
- 二樓新品試香豁免權
- 樓管巡查時可假裝沒看到一次
- 三樓《不然先喝水》終身免費續杯
- 與孟婆同桌吃午餐豁免權
- 情人節當週強制休假一天
- 六樓高危商品陪同說明豁免券
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我一開始還覺得很好笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuiVWq6EhKA
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直到主持抽出第一個獎:51Please respect copyright.PENANAOPSWkGXnEi
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「恭喜七樓櫃台小妖怪阿寶,獲得——情人節當週強制休假一天!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7LhwNAacfZ
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七樓那桌直接全員起立鼓掌,阿寶本人當場哭出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAR60oSYcA0U
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「我終於可以不用看那群拿著半束花來退的人了——」51Please respect copyright.PENANAOifJMSmu2h
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我笑到不行。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvyIFEknEUg
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但更精彩的是下一個。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqPkNCT2S7X
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「恭喜一樓服飾區阿咩,獲得——樓管巡查時可假裝沒看到一次!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAn8HiuY0OUz
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全場爆笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvdssgIMs1k
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因為所有人都知道,阿咩一年到頭最怕被樓管抓到她誇大話術。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPIC4LpLpPH
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阿咩本人甚至激動到差點站到椅子上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAR3PSPjW8UP
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「真的嗎?!是真的可以假裝沒看到嗎?!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAL41ByobtDD
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主持小妖怪很大聲:51Please respect copyright.PENANAkUOrxATqbV
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「限一次!不可拆分使用!不可累積到週年慶!」51Please respect copyright.PENANACfyKpAKrPf
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阿咩雙手合十,整個人像要感謝天地。51Please respect copyright.PENANAigO0RvZpFs
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而最猛的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANA5m1KPbNwwM
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抽到「與孟婆同桌吃午餐豁免權」的,是月老。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYmSFZWNaE5
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整個會場瞬間笑到翻掉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAO2zckrmBgv
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孟婆本人靠在椅子上,笑得很冷。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyEYwNHp5zQ
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「什麼意思?跟我吃飯很可怕是不是?」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1sXBv0W24K
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月老立刻舉手,一臉正經。51Please respect copyright.PENANAA5ssySjEnc
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「不是可怕,是危險。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAGJdlBAvecB
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白無常邊笑邊補刀:51Please respect copyright.PENANAq73iAgLQwd
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「他上次跟妳吃完飯,回去把紅線打成死結欸!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAb4nuneHykB
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孟婆直接拿桌上的花生丟他。51Please respect copyright.PENANADZP4X1TV8E
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全場再次爆炸。51Please respect copyright.PENANAm9sXp7RT9P
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五51Please respect copyright.PENANAO4bXbK7k6R
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尾牙最危險的第二個流程,叫做:51Please respect copyright.PENANA6niwUXVmFP
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自由敬酒。51Please respect copyright.PENANANmXhbPRYvz
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這個流程看起來很平常。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJ52QyQRq0g
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實際上是——51Please respect copyright.PENANANKSrcC1cFZ
所有平常不敢講的話,會借著敬酒的名義開始亂竄。51Please respect copyright.PENANA13HCoLsEu7
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二樓最先亂。51Please respect copyright.PENANAz6I16TeqbV
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因為香水區那個三隻眼櫃哥一站起來,整桌就知道不妙。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5mAWlCR6o2
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他端著一杯透明液體,笑容非常標準。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWVqAaR8PfK
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「我先敬七樓。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAYeAlEBasVv
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七樓那桌立刻警戒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2BODnkBuPX
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蘇晚抬眼看他。51Please respect copyright.PENANAulBxOU1S3Q
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「敬什麼?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAD86IPLLfRV
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櫃哥笑得很有禮貌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKQinYIUy8N
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「敬妳們這一年,替我們善後很多《客人自己也知道不該買,但還是買了》的東西。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAk27EWP3bEi
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全場笑聲先起來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFL6PtgIgbD
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七樓兩個小妖怪立刻站起來回敬。51Please respect copyright.PENANAt4rxavZpRs
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「我們也敬二樓,謝謝你們持續生產客訴主力。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAFa56oW4T00
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「尤其是《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》,真的很努力。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAkyI5TXm3nb
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櫃哥居然還很驕傲地點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcPglSn4YHK
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「這支今年表現不錯。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAqWTA6ZFlkz
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我在旁邊喝《先不要認真》都快喝出內傷。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9mVTWBrQxi
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不是,這兩層平常表面客氣,尾牙一到全部開打。51Please respect copyright.PENANAk6JMS8Hevb
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蘇晚這時候也慢慢站起來,手裡杯子一抬,很淡地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAff2LN0B75w
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「那我順便敬三樓。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAbP775iDfCf
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三樓那桌瞬間一靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPirpXGe9ra
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牛頭還算穩,馬面已經有不妙預感。51Please respect copyright.PENANAobYgVOFj6a
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蘇晚慢條斯理地開口:51Please respect copyright.PENANAxHVDpr1fz0
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「謝謝你們每次把客人弄亂之後,還能讓他們心甘情願再點一杯。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAfgW1bLrwNi
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三樓整桌直接拍桌狂笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAslEqVYfKGF
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馬面還很不服氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwgvKBVmPSi
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「什麼叫弄亂?我們那叫餐飲陪伴!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAod8XwjXste
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白無常立刻插一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAMFLj0OHsHl
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「你們那叫加料犯罪!」51Please respect copyright.PENANALCstgYITBq
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整場又炸一次。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFV7ICc2wuK
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六51Please respect copyright.PENANAgtbn2OuPQE
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尾牙的第三個失控點,發生在酒過三巡之後。51Please respect copyright.PENANA086t7PWCeE
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孟婆喝醉了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzk95tCV1gI
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這件事平常也會發生。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxV1ZIZbqP0
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不稀奇。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwzScwiQm38
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稀奇的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAitqZWdVsFL
她今天喝醉之後,突然開始替商品抱不平。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWjxlhA0LQR
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她站起來,手裡拎著半杯不知道是酒還是奶茶的東西,指著全場,眼神很亮,氣勢很足。51Please respect copyright.PENANAozZM9k3h2M
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「我跟你們講!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAlo2Q64Oohp
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全場立刻安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWqNwgaNQIi
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因為孟婆喝醉之後,通常都很好看。51Please respect copyright.PENANALS4cIZc0UB
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她第一句就很猛:51Please respect copyright.PENANAfLyvaQa2Tw
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「《最後一次》根本沒有錯!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAfDeCOIRRbQ
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全場瞬間笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAd0qBAToRfA
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孟婆拍桌:51Please respect copyright.PENANA2CIjNxjZ0Y
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「錯的是你們!每次點完都說最後一次,結果自己又跑去續杯,憑什麼怪商品!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1CNl7Azuxh
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三樓那桌直接鼓掌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzII7bxvaqq
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點單小妖怪甚至大喊:51Please respect copyright.PENANAMTMgkdmvtj
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「對!!我們也很委屈!!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAsyB0cy0fRG
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孟婆越講越上頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlg8maPHhQH
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「還有《他應該會回我》!那支也沒錯!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAJtW7nxR6mi
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二樓櫃哥立刻舉杯致意。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwgypeCXSS8
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孟婆一揮手,差點把杯子裡的液體潑到月老臉上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAn6OrLeeVsI
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「那支的作用本來就是讓你承認你自己在想,不是叫對方真的回!你們到底有沒有看說明!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA8Nx4uyqmaK
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我整個人笑到快坐不住。51Please respect copyright.PENANAymAmXecyGi
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因為她罵得太有道理了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAgs4Y3I9Tgc
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而且最扯的是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAVnNZVPUViI
台下居然開始有人心虛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAklzt3eoOVC
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真的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAU0Gfut4i8l
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七樓某個小妖怪默默低頭,不敢看她。51Please respect copyright.PENANAoUGrjiL6tk
三樓剛剛抽到免費續杯券的員工,把杯子往桌下藏。51Please respect copyright.PENANAT36wWQwmHP
連馬面都很可疑地移開視線。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbvg0P3TJ9Y
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孟婆越講越嗨,最後直接點名:51Please respect copyright.PENANA5CWvIiPpUy
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「還有牛頭馬面!你們兩個最沒有資格嫌商品有病!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVyyivs5Bwp
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全場先靜一秒,接著笑到天花板快掉下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAn8L3B2NJiR
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馬面當場站起來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAF0QjrZ8Dm
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「關我們屁事!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAz85p9GRSDb
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孟婆醉醺醺地指著他:51Please respect copyright.PENANA0eFYvuysH9
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「你上次買那個《本來只想做朋友的雙人傘》,回去之後是不是自己打開試三次!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAqzp1asyxrh
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我整個人直接趴桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaGKaCOzG5k
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這種料她到底是從哪裡知道的?!51Please respect copyright.PENANAVadlO3QTUv
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牛頭坐在旁邊,很安靜,安靜到詭異。51Please respect copyright.PENANADePPcMI9NH
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結果全場吵成一團的時候,他忽然很平靜地補一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAyEThozkeqe
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「四次。」51Please respect copyright.PENANASBzAmpmpZd
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全場先是死寂。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdppnkSrNbh
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然後——51Please respect copyright.PENANAQaMIihcoiv
轟的一聲,炸到最高點。51Please respect copyright.PENANAkbXFasdOj8
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連樓管那桌都有人笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAe9yVYEAWHC
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馬面整張臉瞬間熟透,轉頭看牛頭的表情像要當場把他烤了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmoa9zMG3Kd
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「你閉嘴!!!!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAkemr8V2tbI
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牛頭依然坐得很穩,甚至還幫他把快滑下椅子的外套拉了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPPQyIQF6OH
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這個動作一做,全場笑到桌子都在晃。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPz80JSZfTY
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白無常已經不行了,整個人靠著黑無常狂拍桌:51Please respect copyright.PENANAbapfMKfPNC
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「不行!我要死第二次!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAtnmDhHsdwc
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黑無常一臉嫌棄,但也沒有推開他。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8tuQbfDXZ
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……很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVCEn00iVbq
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今晚整場已經沒人正常了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQwFBNegji3
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七51Please respect copyright.PENANAAeHDtRUmXB
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我本來以為,尾牙最離譜大概就到這裡。51Please respect copyright.PENANANtTtQLK9oV
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我還是太天真了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUXAQXuBW7N
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因為真正的災難,是在甜點上桌之後發生的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAETFjbTGAE5
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三樓餐飲區為了尾牙特製了一批限量甜點,名字全部非常不妙:51Please respect copyright.PENANAMyeulZkecC
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- 51Please respect copyright.PENANAXh4yXswsfY
- 《明天不要想起來》提拉米蘇
- 《講太多了》熔岩蛋糕
- 《先這樣》布丁
- 《我沒有在等》奶酪
- 《不然抱一下》泡芙
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我一看到最後一個名字就覺得事情要出問題。51Please respect copyright.PENANAV6f3KLYBjy
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而果然,問題真的來了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWODlH3tT1f
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問題出在——51Please respect copyright.PENANAQQWOJkj7z7
有個小妖怪把《不然抱一下》泡芙端去經過牛頭馬面那桌時,不小心被後面醉醺醺的月老撞了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAejv9HGMwRI
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整盤泡芙直接飛出去。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs34FTydjyU
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全場先「喔——」一聲。51Please respect copyright.PENANASgoGKjvlIu
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下一秒,泡芙沒掉地上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAg0VdxAr9Ud
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANATG3bv8Qkhe
牛頭反應很快,伸手接了一個。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxeZAe3UkkN
馬面反應更快,伸手也接了一個。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGzBUV61L9m
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而且兩個人接的時候,不知道怎麼搞的,手背還剛好撞在一起。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMXmDSDC09i
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整場燈光下,那畫面精準得像誰特意排過。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKXw65ljLJS
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泡芙是接住了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZqXe6oyZNg
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全場也靜了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbRjcXBx4JF
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安靜到我甚至聽得到七樓那桌小妖怪倒抽氣的聲音。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFfUGknMuTG
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然後,最欠的是白無常。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKRD88cRuAY
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他居然在這種萬籟俱寂的時刻,超大聲地來了一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAO8M1M4TRA2
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「哇喔,這就是『不然抱一下』的實體示範嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAFIc8SKNOOl
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整個會場瞬間瘋掉。51Please respect copyright.PENANA102k8Y7ABS
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馬面當場起身:51Please respect copyright.PENANAC4bv4QFgqV
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「白無常你今天不要回宿舍了!!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA5vXdQCzF7N
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牛頭看起來也有一點不自然,但比起馬面,他還算能撐。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhEz4iK3Fil
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他低頭看了一眼手裡那顆泡芙,很平靜地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAUnbGVOpWI5
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「掉了可惜。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA20Nz1hs1KV
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全場再次拍桌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAE8rwwjQg3S
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不是,這理由也太爛了吧。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUF0h4AiUSC
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但爛得很好笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANApQRYIah0Ne
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月老喝得半醉半醒,還在旁邊補一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAEAVRia9sdc
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「可以啊,你們明年情人節主視覺就用這張。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAjI1CimiK0z
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樓管終於抬頭,淡淡看了他一眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIdflRkiq2W
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「你很閒?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAHLFk1IlMae
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月老立刻閉嘴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAV8zSwX95Vl
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFgEPsSbWur
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世界終於稍微安靜兩秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcawbrUXEol
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八51Please respect copyright.PENANA0VSFCHpJ3F
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尾牙進行到後半段,開始有人醉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaSbENdXjiP
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而地獄百貨的人醉了以後,跟正常公司的人不太一樣。51Please respect copyright.PENANARSKWHBy8F1
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別的公司醉了,可能開始唱歌、哭、講老闆壞話。51Please respect copyright.PENANAl4AyQfA6Cd
地獄百貨的人醉了,會開始替自己那層樓的商品辯護。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaSYfd61OC3
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一樓阿咩最先站上台。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYPsioUznov
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她抱著麥克風,臉紅紅的,第一句就是:51Please respect copyright.PENANAayMg2kaeb9
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「《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》沒有在針對客人!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAE8BMbISCu1
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全場立刻笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMFIm3wqJBH
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阿咩不服氣,拍著胸口保證:51Please respect copyright.PENANA0nHPUsjmW2
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「它只是比較有自尊!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1rqq7YNois
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我差點把飲料噴出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZlHVJT8DKP
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旁邊一樓同事還在幫腔:51Please respect copyright.PENANAaJZpIHurVt
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「對啊!是客人自己明明知道那雙不適合還硬穿!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgMgT8mPI3P
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接著換二樓。51Please respect copyright.PENANAC5dfqt7Ndl
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三隻眼櫃哥拿著杯子站起來,非常優雅地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAW1yExmUDw6
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「我們香水區再次聲明,《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》不是幻覺,它只是放大您原本就有的愚蠢。」51Please respect copyright.PENANA1ahaXDjNLd
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全場先靜一秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7HIc8bTklf
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接著爆炸。51Please respect copyright.PENANAg4kHjcYTyj
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二樓這群人真的嘴太毒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIBIDgirnmb
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甚至有七樓小妖怪邊笑邊抹眼淚:51Please respect copyright.PENANAaS9vWlhqsv
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「不行,這句我要印成客訴回覆模板。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAFDVPkCB0VA
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三樓則最吵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxRD8zAZ5pE
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因為他們不是一個人上台,是整桌一起起鬨。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcIA9nlApPl
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最後不知道為什麼,竟然是點單小妖怪代表發言。51Please respect copyright.PENANA49z0LwXTaH
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他一拿到麥克風就先哭。51Please respect copyright.PENANADY7etTYefD
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對,先哭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtS7ZhNKKw8
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「我們奶茶店……真的沒有故意害人……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAkQy2vgm4z1
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全場已經開始笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAkTuWVberrk
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他哭著繼續說:51Please respect copyright.PENANACwcziRCRqr
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「是你們自己每次都說——一點點就好!!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA5gGD1ALslN
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這句一出來,整個宴會廳笑聲差點掀天花板。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIwVlJo3Jnv
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三樓全桌甚至起立鼓掌。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQzUaCW80Gz
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牛頭都默默舉杯致意。51Please respect copyright.PENANADenjOf9a4l
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馬面雖然一臉「這有什麼好感動」,但也沒反駁。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqKJ89mFq0F
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點單小妖怪哭到最後,還哽咽著補一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANA1OARZwi16c
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「你們點《最後一次》的時候,眼神都很真誠……我們也想相信你們啊……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAuuYTYaP2D7
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我整個人笑到快倒下去。51Please respect copyright.PENANA28EOyq1O3S
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這什麼尾牙發言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZhHYewx2oY
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這根本是年度職災創傷自白。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwQr5fRqhPS
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九51Please respect copyright.PENANAmeEZZQWkDA
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尾牙真正最恐怖的,不是喝醉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlIJ7NNBnlz
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是自由活動。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbwDr0pH4iP
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因為流程結束之後,所有人開始離席,會場就變成一個超大型混亂區。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1gMBp9HqLb
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有人在拍照。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWMldbAtQnm
有人在互相敬酒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOnTwFXSwEp
有人在討論抽獎不公。51Please respect copyright.PENANAELDI0L4EKo
有人開始結伴去七樓靜坐室續攤。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5nysfOID1r
還有人在偷拿明天值班名單,打算先改班。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhQnsXaR8xC
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我本來打算趁亂溜走。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2QCDzARXLE
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結果還沒走到門口,就被一個小妖怪拉住。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsZasGRbFRq
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「不好了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAdzBmFS6VGN
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我看著他,第一反應就是:51Please respect copyright.PENANACuHPMd0ngc
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又怎樣?51Please respect copyright.PENANAnNJBsmB7h8
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小妖怪一臉快哭出來的表情。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsznZLjNn03
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「商品區失控了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAWAx4UciRBJ
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我整個人一僵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAxhyO4wuvZF
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「什麼意思?」51Please respect copyright.PENANANbuCQQLNZF
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小妖怪瘋狂比劃。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcojJ1eIJqu
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「就是、就是尾牙送錯酒到展示品那邊,現在一樓鞋子、二樓香水、三樓奶茶、還有五樓幾個小夜燈……都很不對勁!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAUEAEXO14oB
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我閉上眼睛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAGoWtwMPqTQ
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……行。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZH0X4Cxuj4
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這就是我剛剛說的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvNuvN03gXE
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地獄百貨最可怕的不是員工喝醉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWFkN33hwEs
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是商品也喝醉。51Please respect copyright.PENANApH2PN36LDV
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我們衝到臨時展示區時,現場已經不行了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmHcvMDvFKI
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真的不行。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9BCBnlwmJj
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一樓那雙《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》現在不只會翻白眼,還會主動對路過的人發出「嘖」的聲音。51Please respect copyright.PENANA479BCeZLLG
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而且是很有情緒的那種「嘖」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQKWnWERTB6
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一個剛好路過的小妖怪被嘖了一下,當場愣住:51Please respect copyright.PENANAanm8jHUmIQ
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「它剛剛是不是在嫌棄我?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAlapfIgnqvY
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旁邊另一雙《今天不要回頭的鞋》更誇張,整雙鞋自己轉了個方向,對著牆,一副「我現在不想看你們」的姿態。51Please respect copyright.PENANAjviuP5UOPI
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二樓香水區也很精彩。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVDgSQnRMDL
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《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》自己開始亂噴,空氣裡整片都是一種「好像有人在想你但也可能只是你有病」的危險氣氛。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzuuSZfz7xk
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結果月老才剛走過去,就被噴了一臉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAchO2FjWeyv
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全場爆笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYWeOREDLSL
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他本人還一臉很受辱的樣子。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyyMz4NnpJV
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「這支到底是什麼意思!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVoiGo6DD8v
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二樓櫃哥在旁邊一邊憋笑一邊很有職業道德地回答:51Please respect copyright.PENANAkAtEl69uv5
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「就……看您現在想到誰。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAUYeX1wi5Rp
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月老瞬間閉嘴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAcEb28Bn35x
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很好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAolYedrqAqw
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至少這支香水還是有功能。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0BN99x3cjh
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三樓奶茶區更離譜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAONmwDoWARx
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《應該沒差吧》整桶自己冒泡。51Please respect copyright.PENANAM3uJdvemfB
《最後一次》在桌上排列得整整齊齊,像隨時準備騙下一個人。51Please respect copyright.PENANAApXy0aKxNB
《先喝再說》甚至自己滾到杯架邊緣,差點掉下去。51Please respect copyright.PENANA8JG54v45Kk
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點單小妖怪嚇到快瘋掉,抱著量杯原地打轉:51Please respect copyright.PENANAssgQEo3hA7
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「誰給配料喝酒的!誰准它們喝的!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPIYlNBwkAa
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我差點笑死。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7S4tnV4NmM
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五樓那邊則是另一種失控。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMzdreu9pe4
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幾盞《後來住進別的地方》小夜燈自己一盞一盞亮起來,還忽明忽暗,像在討論什麼。51Please respect copyright.PENANArL4LaYaOmk
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《想回去也沒關係》便條本自己翻頁,翻到一半又停住,整個畫面很安靜,但非常毛。51Please respect copyright.PENANA54kcHqtE8q
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好笑的是,一個喝茫的小妖怪站在旁邊看了半天,最後還很感動地說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAU4SHzKCddB
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「它們好像也有心事欸……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAx4Gg6r2vdb
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我:「……你先閉嘴。」51Please respect copyright.PENANADFGc7Gd6Qs
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十一51Please respect copyright.PENANAVgk5hPGgZG
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最後還是樓管出面。51Please respect copyright.PENANATYHRLaAnNC
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不是因為他特別會處理醉掉的商品。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gyag6WDCw
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而是因為全場只剩他還像沒醉。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2gwubXNXbJ
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他站在展示區中央,掃了一眼全場,語氣很淡:51Please respect copyright.PENANAAq5U7gE6Ea
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「先把酒撤掉。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAsDrroxIwxJ
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所有小妖怪立刻動起來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtOCV1y5RhF
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但最離譜的是,酒撤掉之後,商品並沒有立刻恢復正常。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9K8zGkDQ6a
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《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》還在翻。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqzXEZznzfc
《最後一次》還在冒泡。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0dXbSiqIcp
《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》還在亂噴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYFrlGQDtej
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樓管沉默兩秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzAQjIAZ5MG
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「誰最先碰的?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAmkjKB8YzZk
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全場瞬間安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUH7Et3ixfK
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沒人承認。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWUiPwxe0hy
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我站在旁邊,本來也不知道。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFjM3q7vGsl
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直到馬面突然很小聲地說了一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANA23zubsjKYc
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「……白無常。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAxIusJRJsUL
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全場刷一下轉頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsrXvAPfKk0
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白無常抱著一盤沒吃完的《不然抱一下》泡芙,整個人愣住。51Please respect copyright.PENANAoaC902UV0i
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「我只是想讓它們也有參與感!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAYOZOGKnMIV
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黑無常站在旁邊,第一次明確表現出一種「我真的不想認識你」的態度。51Please respect copyright.PENANASgKMxnSGvm
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我已經笑到沒力。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMKCsM9yTDc
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不是,這理由到底誰會信。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzP3GyQy2JR
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但更好笑的是,白無常還很委屈:51Please respect copyright.PENANASQbz7QE8x8
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「你們尾牙都喝成這樣了,商品一年到頭被摸、被退、被罵、被嫌,讓它們喝一點怎麼了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAOmfZgcJVtE
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全場瞬間靜了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAiog8YEor9V
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然後,不知道是誰先笑出來的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUkF51ybPr7
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接著整個展示區又笑成一團。51Please respect copyright.PENANARepRoUhEXH
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因為——51Please respect copyright.PENANAVpu1jrXHbJ
靠,這句話居然很有道理。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZjnIx7z9jt
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一樓鞋子天天被試穿。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaoIklRe7RE
二樓香水天天被客人邊哭邊噴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAp4hoNrvGMX
三樓奶茶天天被加一些自己都不想承擔的東西。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlqIKNd5UZZ
五樓的燈、便條本、房間物件,每天都在接住各種還沒處理好的心事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAiPfxLNOMe0
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讓它們尾牙喝一點,好像也……不是完全不能理解。51Please respect copyright.PENANAfW2AabXSdc
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樓管大概也有一瞬間被說服了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdTJm0Z4ZPW
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因為他居然沒有立刻罵。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdbfwJ7Bw7O
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只是很淡地看著白無常,過了兩秒才說:51Please respect copyright.PENANAh9MVCEgA6s
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「下次先報備。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAECUBvinnpp
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全場先安靜一秒。51Please respect copyright.PENANAorJAFU7fGj
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然後直接爆笑到最高點。51Please respect copyright.PENANAwtY69k5qdd
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白無常自己都愣住了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXoiyA3YTER
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「咦?所以可以?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAAYoWBAu75R
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樓管看他一眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANASK2ZHrtMdT
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「我有說可以?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAbkfhZw2snb
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白無常立刻閉嘴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ53a0A1JE
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但已經來不及了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs1CqdJ2GuZ
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大家都聽到了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAMU5Gr6po78
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「下次先報備」這句,直接成為本年度尾牙最佳金句第一名。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqN26ZojLk9
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十二51Please respect copyright.PENANA50jlt4wWS5
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最後,尾牙在一片混亂之中收場。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsXBYCVto8Z
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商品一個一個被送回原位。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVmyrrFzxh0
《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》終於不嘖了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhWC74DS9RW
《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》也被關回櫃裡。51Please respect copyright.PENANANxnNwZe7yo
《最後一次》重新封桶。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEbBRSI7cTf
《想回去也沒關係》便條本則被五樓小妖怪抱在懷裡哄了半天,才安靜下來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFRwJhgC8xD
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我走出會場的時候,已經快凌晨。51Please respect copyright.PENANATrSjAHuNwv
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整棟地獄百貨難得安靜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAgcNKoFduEF
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只剩清潔小妖怪拖地的聲音,還有遠遠傳來三樓收攤時鐵門拉下的聲響。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmQVYJjaVq0
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樓管站在門口,手裡還拿著今天的巡查板。51Please respect copyright.PENANAx25KQuEOlk
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我經過時,他看了我一眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv2dGk3ekue
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「還活著?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAiPecVxUZ8h
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我笑了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5p4hNTy16q
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「暫時。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAYCm1IpovZh
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他點點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuSuntcEeYV
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「很好。」51Please respect copyright.PENANARuhD0JzInC
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我本來要走,想了想,還是回頭問他一句:51Please respect copyright.PENANAkuUPniUpTW
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「你每年都這樣嗎?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAj2XvoHe3kl
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樓管停了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0TRo6y72tk
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「哪樣?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAcn9P4ndhOI
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「看大家喝醉、商品喝醉、全館失控,然後最後再收尾。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAshjEXLuhgE
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他想了想,居然很淡地回:51Please respect copyright.PENANAO8KX7dTHcR
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「差不多。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAGobH9Llbun
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我沒忍住笑出來。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlcvRBbmO9e
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「那你為什麼還來?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvP5nI0uQJD
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樓管看著前方那一排已經熄掉一半的燈,語氣很平:51Please respect copyright.PENANAXfBRfVOoe7
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「因為一年總要有一天,讓大家亂一下。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAeSBZ1gzjBI
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我愣了一下。51Please respect copyright.PENANAESGwOA5hSM
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他沒再多說。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7PPCLOtr3N
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只是把巡查板夾到手臂下,轉身走了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFME3OWhIPA
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我站在原地,看著他的背影,忽然覺得這句話很地獄百貨。51Please respect copyright.PENANASJohSBmRSS
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平常這棟樓太會接住人。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1eBnN7lYlF
接住那些亂掉的、放不下的、想退的、沒回去的、還在等的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKF71EyIUze
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接久了,連員工自己都會假裝很穩。51Please respect copyright.PENANAg9mC1spziS
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所以尾牙這種日子,大概就是——51Please respect copyright.PENANAcDNwzqHeu2
讓所有人跟所有商品一起承認:51Please respect copyright.PENANAOc9GrbMHCI
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對啦。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuBuxLHf8wh
今年也亂過。51Please respect copyright.PENANALG2JGrddRj
也講錯過。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0k9loB1ItA
也翻過車。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeQ4uMm5lhC
也不小心加太多。51Please respect copyright.PENANA1Zmzpd9Poq
也在不該心動的時候心動過。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv93uNDNVDt
也在明明知道不該買的時候,還是刷了卡。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJhm3Py5GFD
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但那又怎樣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZbzO57gasV
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明天燈還是會亮。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqVCknGmqRy
門還是會開。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvWZ166c8jw
櫃台還是有人。51Please respect copyright.PENANAgurKB7Z5GD
奶茶店還是會問你「今天想加什麼」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAo7AZ6wjkmY
七樓也還是會有人拿著半杯東西,鼓起勇氣說「我想退」。51Please respect copyright.PENANAhMGyQzT2qS
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而整棟地獄百貨——51Please respect copyright.PENANAdXevAc4gGJ
會照常營業。


