地獄百貨每年都會辦很多活動。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV3tkHjzRZG
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJ12R4ofKVp
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3BImrJNkdj
週年慶。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9ssGH91RDW
情人節特展。48Please respect copyright.PENANAv2lyCx9Ms6
尾牙。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjZut35we6X
新品發表。48Please respect copyright.PENANA0pJszCHb0H
七樓退貨地獄感謝季。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV9Hf2Ei00i
還有五樓那種看起來很安靜,實際上會讓人回家想三天的主題展。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1w5eAwdyZJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANACw3EqXtGDi
48Please respect copyright.PENANAb1Zl9Bo4ng
但在這些活動裡,最受歡迎的,其實不是折扣。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZh1y7h47Qy
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlPDWLUGhDz
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcm7IPK8dp1
也不是抽獎。48Please respect copyright.PENANAnUgHIl470C
48Please respect copyright.PENANAI0zGApAVnk
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而是——48Please respect copyright.PENANA3wfdu1hyPR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgPhCE5UCEe
48Please respect copyright.PENANAuqVMyHYdJ1
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWSS4ZWXsiR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiEpAqK8pV7
客人票選最不該存在的商品48Please respect copyright.PENANAFXsqLWuk93
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcyjeaR62qC
48Please respect copyright.PENANARLO40ST0b9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiN5J3emMYO
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAfHH4uY1CX
這個活動從三年前開始辦。48Please respect copyright.PENANAA0y0zOrh5R
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoWhwwvXvzs
48Please respect copyright.PENANAf0k5iQD51R
一開始只是七樓某個小妖怪喝太多,在內部抱怨會上隨口提了一句:48Please respect copyright.PENANAcV5k1pZr4s
48Please respect copyright.PENANALgS6jrxWdj
48Please respect copyright.PENANAI1HcDTWjg0
「不然讓客人自己投啊,看看大家到底最恨什麼。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAFsjGrp9e00
48Please respect copyright.PENANAaYMys2gzdz
48Please respect copyright.PENANArtUsWcXQSt
沒想到這句話一出,整棟樓瞬間安靜三秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYMxNijzGvQ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVXLNa6Hu9c
48Please respect copyright.PENANAftz3JKCVJR
然後所有人一致點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9CC0Z2Zi62
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZaqX2taNJi
48Please respect copyright.PENANAk218oMYdVO
因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANA2tqlC70XBy
這太值得辦了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtBsXkf2qMW
48Please respect copyright.PENANALPWDPb6u2X
48Please respect copyright.PENANAraX094HnmG
地獄百貨的商品,本來就很有意見。48Please respect copyright.PENANApUQGDQIjuj
客人更有。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsJOA6y9wIV
平常大家只是在櫃台前一對一互相折磨。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9rQamsV3GT
現在終於有一個場合,可以讓大家公開上台講壞話。48Please respect copyright.PENANAd8JeEK3w6d
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQnjPPdJRzE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAA7sKeClRXv
這活動怎麼可能不爆。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbeB57zZodF
48Please respect copyright.PENANArzTgCrxox9
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9YJkfy2QOn
而今年,票選會場就設在一樓中庭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwzG0od81Nu
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhOZQE4r8wx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAG9frLs29Kn
正中央搭了一個很像頒獎舞台的高台,背板做得非常隆重,上面燙金大字寫著:48Please respect copyright.PENANAbLoMJBrJjv
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUJ3qrH8V
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAubhYBO3eU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqV5DQBSUFd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkn4ArxcY3D
第三屆48Please respect copyright.PENANAPauv0XlIQy
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3UrjcwJfB3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAHS3swp5vGm
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQlYLoU4ZWl
48Please respect copyright.PENANAg2UbRBo1ip
48Please respect copyright.PENANAa3KU3qgc6Y
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4TkjPa8xxp
地獄百貨客人票選48Please respect copyright.PENANAWOIwVMszII
48Please respect copyright.PENANALmxL7u3SNp
48Please respect copyright.PENANATSM85J2MGk
48Please respect copyright.PENANA7WFI9XkUzK
48Please respect copyright.PENANAfVgLvNQeXv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUr6obSU8XQ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQrd78qADxf
最不該存在的商品48Please respect copyright.PENANAKBFbhMfJtR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgy6uNNEKwp
48Please respect copyright.PENANAOzgqnoTXeg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeQ4M5kk2wU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkETNVdORHn
下面還有一行小字:48Please respect copyright.PENANAKVhXU7NkDo
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3CiXBvntt2
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyAGbtmHpEk
48Please respect copyright.PENANApLwtVhRNsA
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeRn1MVgXAR
「既然已經買過了,不如說實話。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAyZeOFTO0Oe
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3rB3WYrX68
48Please respect copyright.PENANA00ntzU5ZKL
48Please respect copyright.PENANAilR2R5WPpd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqvP7OCzPYY
我站在中庭入口,手裡拿著活動手冊,光看到這行就先笑了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAktI6A1cChT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeh5ABFNZ25
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeFWLw9sZUS
因為這句話,真的是整棟地獄百貨最擅長做的事。48Please respect copyright.PENANAynVnyOYWeq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQ61Tm28ptg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAwRmwdCWxES
先讓你買。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4JaypI6cVe
再讓你承認。48Please respect copyright.PENANA60Ecir4c2x
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8vxyKfO564
48Please respect copyright.PENANARCApEyJIuf
48Please respect copyright.PENANATlMzXKm4zN
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiemHViBCSe
48Please respect copyright.PENANAaOUDwIRGi3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAh4dzDn1MO3
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0a57YkKvwf
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6JuZm91JD8
一48Please respect copyright.PENANAlI1bMaWgWR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgYzVQI37jD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkKfuVjqvjv
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6Z5PWHuPgJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAYHY64j7OCY
我到的時候,會場已經差不多坐滿。48Please respect copyright.PENANAXXkmFLSFBL
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzzDyKot0sO
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0G9KQO3fqf
而且位置還分得很壞。48Please respect copyright.PENANAhKnJVIub6D
48Please respect copyright.PENANAb1QYveXZyK
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQrwa2V73HW
前排是「曾購買並客訴者」。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQX87wsjvbm
中排是「觀望過但最後還是買了者」。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6cmGbYnqUL
後排則是「路過但有意見者」。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwRRRs7Oyez
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWPfLQ9PHXh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAH6muOCs7Lf
我一看到這個分區就笑出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGRxuNu1Pjf
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqAOwLX3YZG
48Please respect copyright.PENANAK2OtAPgpjJ
不是,連位置都要分類,這活動策劃部真的很懂怎麼得罪人。48Please respect copyright.PENANA0Fx7RO64F0
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2tX1tzRIxL
48Please respect copyright.PENANAjYWZSqkknI
舞台左邊坐的是各樓層代表。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmax16FnYPI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAKB5zr49zQV
48Please respect copyright.PENANAd9yYLQcC2L
一樓阿咩、二樓櫃哥、三樓點單小妖怪、五樓導覽小妖怪、七樓蘇晚,還有月老這位根本不該在場但他本人毫無自覺的外部顧問。48Please respect copyright.PENANACnIHGOGPsh
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9OosvG0fpT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAyuNUqS314
樓管坐在最邊邊,桌上放著一疊資料,表情比平常還淡。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMTnZsUCZyo
48Please respect copyright.PENANAo3SBlkmI5n
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkij590Jool
很明顯,他不是來享受活動的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAn3UsIngoub
他是來防止場面失控的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsbPdvv9AwT
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ou6NCH9AI
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0y3ha2kV8w
但這種活動,怎麼可能不失控。48Please respect copyright.PENANApsM93stcyT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAFVOAwDTS8
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z0WbzSiod
我才剛坐下,旁邊一個阿姨鬼就壓低聲音跟我說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAfOt9QqUydE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAw3NywBqFiJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAamQhDVfM9G
「我今天是專程來投《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》的。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJK56SFz2J4
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzR1xbHWJnK
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMGdMWt7U5w
我轉頭看她。48Please respect copyright.PENANAU3sOam9dQk
48Please respect copyright.PENANApqk8NMzVJK
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWcSR3A5JMv
她一臉殺氣。48Please respect copyright.PENANA5J1OoQr0bD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAi336S53DBi
48Please respect copyright.PENANAk6OiKHY6cX
「這支真的太賤了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAnDmDfEEVjf
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeGqjofktWf
48Please respect copyright.PENANATuYzcB8hWD
我差點笑出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYmAVN62Vay
48Please respect copyright.PENANASFaYA86xu4
48Please respect copyright.PENANArj6tuFZ04K
「妳有買?」48Please respect copyright.PENANADVANbsrJrE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyRmfI12izf
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoHQlDa1A8R
阿姨鬼立刻點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYmGsHfyBIJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAqiMcwlw5M
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoDwvORMmgX
「而且還買大瓶。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAAzZn7HUrLu
48Please respect copyright.PENANAogd3BJJQ3M
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPk7ji1nkuW
我點點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtKBjqCtCDa
48Please respect copyright.PENANAuGsEyOczFE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeayrkSkULM
很好。48Please respect copyright.PENANAKebjxZ8EoS
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZlVPaeOqg6
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkfjeHnzuOn
這很有資格發言。48Please respect copyright.PENANAOBRFUHwmgh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAjXYFkI3U54
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcREBWb6hXk
我正想再問,另一邊一個男鬼也加入戰局。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2jcPHseZR0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAilKFwru88d
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUMdKP1rg9p
「我投《本來只是想喝一口》。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA6js1aMHPgK
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUH0Igx5X15
48Please respect copyright.PENANAYT1Kq9wxni
我立刻轉過去。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuQk45eFRsR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZHM8Hm4xIg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcCg2Kp5I07
「你有喝完嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAvQzIwfAge4
48Please respect copyright.PENANAfFRPBAdEvY
48Please respect copyright.PENANAT0jF8nFPfg
男鬼表情複雜。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmHJfxKCV7t
48Please respect copyright.PENANANPGSkFDKej
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGlwYFGuISv
「……喝到一半我就開始懷疑人生。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAaLppNApPjX
48Please respect copyright.PENANAdiP8eB7rVk
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMBeHlrhTEY
很好。48Please respect copyright.PENANAlQ2MElQCat
48Please respect copyright.PENANAKL5TL8v1sS
48Please respect copyright.PENANAglxo5IDEuh
今天會很好看。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVLwympr7rT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAx3qpIDWhIE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhDdbtOYM1i
48Please respect copyright.PENANAdlWiXFo2aO
48Please respect copyright.PENANA55ZXI7WJmm
48Please respect copyright.PENANARK8iTGBl88
48Please respect copyright.PENANAtCwhgWhdd9
48Please respect copyright.PENANArp5hCoFXc9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAr9jWEHy4CG
二48Please respect copyright.PENANA3ONM9qdoVg
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6WWcg4SsfJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANA5vQjxJu12d
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiz5OOj0h1b
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0QyroEBlAO
活動準時開始。48Please respect copyright.PENANAz7RIT0ukrN
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhYfLH7gqG7
48Please respect copyright.PENANAx2qPYxouQx
主持人不是別人,竟然是白無常。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmASQyf8zjJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAxvFB685s0R
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnLIJ2cGWFw
這安排非常合理,也非常危險。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYcckPgAaT6
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0LxRvdSdrn
48Please respect copyright.PENANAS2v7FAjMP3
因為他真的很會炒熱氣氛,也真的很容易把氣氛炒過頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVAEF33NzAI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoq2FBRSGoq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAITbdpHo4JS
白無常今天穿得特別正式,白西裝、黑領結,頭髮還特地抓過,一上台就先對全場露出一個浮誇到不行的笑容。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFlHZn4RcUw
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMFZHo4eKSq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqlYwU3MXmz
「歡迎各位蒞臨第三屆『最不該存在的商品』票選大會!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZQrPenveKI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAloOnwNvqKV
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQlz3NSxyiy
全場掌聲雷動。48Please respect copyright.PENANAaFqK59jcZA
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ39tEf3Zt
48Please respect copyright.PENANAwRFJfxnRAo
白無常開場就很會:48Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3byEh1QFh
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6ApC0HIVn2
48Please respect copyright.PENANAsRbQ16szq2
「今天在場的各位,都是曾經受害、差點受害,或明明知道很危險卻還是想買來試試看的勇者!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhk0L4RBRS4
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6AazQKUvI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzu7hu14nbV
台下笑成一片。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMtd5WmIECS
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlnE9p94QJz
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnA3ID1zSCS
連我都笑到停不下來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6EP67k2VJ1
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnJxGgcuTO3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQCxRUPzThe
因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANA9xcmdFmrZc
對。48Please respect copyright.PENANABxuApPqGwJ
大家真的都很勇。48Please respect copyright.PENANA8bm33k8MSX
48Please respect copyright.PENANALH5Av7FuPg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAa5TqOdQJCn
白無常繼續宣布規則:48Please respect copyright.PENANA87XaVnQVNv
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1mvWOsSYmu
48Please respect copyright.PENANALFFxnFDfAz
「今年入圍商品共十項,將先由客人代表上台進行控訴,再由各樓層代表做最後辯護,最後現場票選出本年度最不該存在冠軍!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAV4D8qznKi6
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8jih6EqXxs
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9Yfb2VZnxN
他停了一下,笑得非常欠打。48Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ9s54XSXn
48Please respect copyright.PENANAREth761pDL
48Please respect copyright.PENANA5fbyVyhrvR
「提醒各位,辯護階段禁止哭、禁止翻舊帳、禁止當場下單。」48Please respect copyright.PENANARdaDCCtsUz
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVI2iGL9py3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyiA3lGxzk5
全場笑到拍手。48Please respect copyright.PENANAhDsQN3McFp
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcWyg35dTOv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzLyOTUzOjx
這規則根本不是規則。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV3zwnVZlmf
是預告。48Please respect copyright.PENANA17570LXgqU
48Please respect copyright.PENANATY2ZKV7lAq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPj5LKIjCT6
因為會場裡的每個人都知道——48Please respect copyright.PENANAIcBPn2Axd5
這三件事等一下一定都會發生。48Please respect copyright.PENANAerFJqNW8Y3
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2CyQid7RTp
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkuV6Jk4Pf9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcu1HB3J8z0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqsTIgCcLx0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhvriLQtD9Y
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZJLqxKu1Fd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAd7oZBa09KT
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三48Please respect copyright.PENANAC8vzgniNHg
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9D9cOO73az
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1m2VSjEhZw
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWXoRUKTSYX
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWNZhQqEeeS
第一個入圍的是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAKcyIqA1stA
48Please respect copyright.PENANA60DCG56Y53
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnZgv1tllXq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGfIVwABd6W
48Please respect copyright.PENANAHPedk1ccxr
《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》48Please respect copyright.PENANAYxs1Ri2KMU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAc6q8OCCL24
48Please respect copyright.PENANAEhZ8BcqlGL
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeSVcvlY9bf
48Please respect copyright.PENANAHqQnBi0TAG
白無常才剛念出名字,全場就已經開始喔喔叫。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbATPS1zT6H
48Please respect copyright.PENANACLCkblrhjW
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMBT89Tki2U
二樓櫃哥坐在代表席上,微笑不變,但我看得出來他很爽。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFYT7SfaaJM
48Please respect copyright.PENANAagL9JZ94b3
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9O18eAo4QZ
因為這表示什麼?48Please respect copyright.PENANAdLnr6R4VUX
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1tzmNTk2QF
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAzBws16cAM
表示這支真的夠紅。48Please respect copyright.PENANAHs0PwLLhjg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAasUZ8BD6lo
48Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Yq9FgQNO
第一位客人代表,是我旁邊那位阿姨鬼。48Please respect copyright.PENANACdPXuEErsj
48Please respect copyright.PENANAI32NOJJkCx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWc5ZGJVUKL
她一走上台,就先深吸一口氣,然後拿出一整瓶香水,高高舉起。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjPYz6YHMUE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAs9Bhz0Ojgx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAIfueCZYFf4
「這支東西,根本不該存在!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAx7OLGQGCWr
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4H7iwYuArz
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeJucu6Bn7T
全場掌聲熱烈。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvXx5hTcW1q
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1bO4nTSzR8
48Please respect copyright.PENANAsu4YbwkPMm
阿姨鬼進入狀態非常快。48Please respect copyright.PENANAP6TAqOSBcn
48Please respect copyright.PENANAH93bTGYeKr
48Please respect copyright.PENANAEvU44F2FtF
「我本來只是去二樓陪朋友買遮瑕,結果那個櫃哥問我要不要聞一下,我想說聞一下會怎樣?結果聞完回家之後,我整整三天都在想一個二十年前根本不該想起來的人!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAD9I9FCZ5vU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAOmFhLxqJOD
48Please respect copyright.PENANA80JvRMsirX
全場爆笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfoNwE3A4xY
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnBdxWTF2Uk
48Please respect copyright.PENANAep4s3GWpzy
阿姨鬼越講越氣。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGjm0iOpYG3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAbfIOTQRQ3g
48Please respect copyright.PENANAo4dWGDPQoO
「最可怕的是,我根本不知道我是在想他,還是在想那個時候的自己!我只是去買遮瑕!為什麼最後買了一瓶這種東西回家折磨自己?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAEHd0ctK7Bx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAuMLbL4vrLJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1bRlSkx130
台下笑聲跟掌聲混在一起。48Please respect copyright.PENANAagSyCBDiMI
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二樓櫃哥終於站起來,整了整袖口,拿起麥克風。48Please respect copyright.PENANAH0blA8ReC7
48Please respect copyright.PENANA69wWNYcfOO
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他連笑都很有禮貌。48Please respect copyright.PENANAgi07kFLLIW
48Please respect copyright.PENANAmdN5dy36rg
48Please respect copyright.PENANAvGuQbMkrWF
「首先,非常感謝這位客人當時購買大瓶。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbCwhKU82LQ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoROnpQrciY
48Please respect copyright.PENANAxSRY7kSvGZ
全場瞬間笑翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxL4bOxEOjS
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqXgjDABlQd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAIHOmLh5rgu
阿姨鬼差點當場想拿瓶子丟他。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyKrNCwNQO9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAncTq9zZLUI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAn6GahRndVf
櫃哥很穩地繼續:48Please respect copyright.PENANA4efVZxaPed
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJcuUiiZFRK
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「其次,本商品從未保證『對方也有想到您』,它的核心設計一直都是——讓您先承認自己有想到。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPlGaK0gvqN
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzrnunSsXKj
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台下安靜了半秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzKgbvvr2Ne
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因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANAxpue29p21X
靠。48Please respect copyright.PENANAg7KS4oWgFV
這句很準。48Please respect copyright.PENANAAPXTqAIaST
48Please respect copyright.PENANAosS32upd5N
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阿姨鬼明顯也噎了一下,但還是很有氣勢。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7cejL5sQwJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkYhkiZGbwT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAps5IHEBo7E
「可是這也太準了!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAgNiXTVWaim
48Please respect copyright.PENANAbkLz8RGDsM
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櫃哥點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAy3OZ1zRWL3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAivr0mkiSzu
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqG9hh2zsND
「謝謝。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzpcwFXuR9p
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcD3XURj4IK
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我直接笑到趴桌。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkDVUfF185m
48Please respect copyright.PENANAYCjEihxWFJ
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二樓真的很會把客訴接成讚美。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGefsb6DJAD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAXHzJ51oSZ4
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白無常在台上都快不行了。48Please respect copyright.PENANArlr49ZGHHT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGEkoLwOhMJ
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「好,這一輪二樓代表的態度還是跟去年一樣令人火大,但很有效。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAjWAkBWnngp
48Please respect copyright.PENANATUb4koDSFX
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全場再度笑爆。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtOByuMbWfm
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48Please respect copyright.PENANA8DLrLCOwfx
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四48Please respect copyright.PENANAKFky8E84Yi
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAJXV4V3Kva8
48Please respect copyright.PENANAHq1ignxz2V
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第二個入圍商品是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAFSzQXgkmnd
48Please respect copyright.PENANArTUmTXJsin
48Please respect copyright.PENANALceIJSUMuU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPf1x6YqyC7
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《本來只是想喝一口》48Please respect copyright.PENANAQyHZgy058d
48Please respect copyright.PENANA89l3q2FNJD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcAWmyq7Asc
48Please respect copyright.PENANA0cvEq6Xwdl
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三樓一聽到這個名字,整桌立刻開始敲桌子。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuKsl45hbwj
48Please respect copyright.PENANA5e3VbzHvHI
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點單小妖怪甚至雙手合十,像要替自己先祈禱。48Please respect copyright.PENANAS8A30KKXTt
48Please respect copyright.PENANAby26RXc53s
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上台控訴的是一個戴帽子的男鬼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvYwPx5V6Nv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAvr2qCR3ltX
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他一拿到麥克風,就先低頭看了三秒手上的空杯。48Please respect copyright.PENANAXZGez7wjvs
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgSxiAMMawY
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然後抬頭,眼神非常滄桑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAoPOYtowjiR
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「我本來真的只是想喝一口。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA2lxUfrrku0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAE2RpXJv9cb
48Please respect copyright.PENANA103YABdbEv
全場瞬間笑出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAnNE4PcYWKa
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlBELxqPxxn
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9uVvCMuz15
因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANAzI6qzd0Xm2
這句太經典了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2uOdDGPrF3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnFpqAfbMFh
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男鬼講得很真情實感:48Please respect copyright.PENANAcEDC8mCzvx
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「我那天只是肚子有點餓,想說點杯奶茶,店員問我要不要加一點《再試一次》,我想說也好,然後他又問我要不要加《應該沒差吧》,我也點頭,最後不知怎麼回事,我那杯裡面還有《他這次不一樣》跟奶蓋《我可以控制》!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAavbV4nvmo3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAr8VIpxM6Ba
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全場笑到桌子在抖。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyEL7MtQvU9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgkJfI4PfIk
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVaxmalwr1Q
三樓點單小妖怪在代表席上已經開始冒汗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAeYS5ajx2br
48Please respect copyright.PENANALnuxeFLbVa
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男鬼越講越激動。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4jrujyCpIT
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAU7RHc8PDTH
「你們那杯子還故意印『本來只是想喝一口』,這不是嘲諷是什麼?!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAn1qFt133Sw
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6GGj0WIyVx
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三樓代表終於站起來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7An5xHVAPa
48Please respect copyright.PENANAFYhMF8hEZN
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他先鞠躬。48Please respect copyright.PENANAB1g49DD433
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然後很誠懇地說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAOnOxRbpIpH
48Please respect copyright.PENANAE27ihGLHuT
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「這位客人,首先我們要澄清,杯子上的字不是嘲諷,是商品名稱。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAMuaGFE8qTC
48Please respect copyright.PENANArQm3UVKrCG
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全場直接笑爆。48Please respect copyright.PENANADlZ7xSc2HP
48Please respect copyright.PENANARGtLWY97tP
48Please respect copyright.PENANAn27yRHU2s2
他繼續非常真誠:48Please respect copyright.PENANADp5IM7JLVZ
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「其次,所有加料皆經客人本人確認,且本店已多次提醒《應該沒差吧》加量後勁較強——」48Please respect copyright.PENANAmwyHLe7fki
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ezjd4UG8S
48Please respect copyright.PENANAdYw2hQAs6z
男鬼立刻打斷:48Please respect copyright.PENANAnbQ3XG0LBI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAFFfsrvGrNr
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「可是你們問得太順了!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAe2BHAd6pZH
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzLpiIVsimR
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點單小妖怪愣了一下,下意識回:48Please respect copyright.PENANA5s2HYRIwPA
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1m6e7p4S8e
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「因為我們是服務業啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbkXjdRDdAJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAwoIeiHX70b
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我整個人拍桌狂笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nf8rQ7Yej
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對。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdjKF8VGpKR
這句居然也對。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVG7JmfF8RW
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9dTGTiTJEO
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三樓就是這樣,服務太好,最後把人送進坑裡還會幫你封杯。48Please respect copyright.PENANAT2b0UsAiEj
48Please respect copyright.PENANAnZhZvu0XPK
48Please respect copyright.PENANABqN5QbGxBY
白無常笑到擦眼淚。48Please respect copyright.PENANAExtuyMobe2
48Please respect copyright.PENANAdmgvkckPRb
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「這支真的很有競爭力,我先說。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAm01h8KAXXV
48Please respect copyright.PENANAYZRZHPDx0A
48Please respect copyright.PENANAOqG74tD5xD
三樓那桌甚至有人默默把寫著「#先喝一口」的小手牌舉起來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwXcl8p7TAv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPined1NhVg
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不是,你們到底有沒有把今天當批鬥大會?48Please respect copyright.PENANAhJvc9G19Mp
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4D1Pbbc2fr
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五48Please respect copyright.PENANAoaSHqm6eWn
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第三個入圍的是一樓人氣王:48Please respect copyright.PENANAcEH9HZpAIY
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4u15MvGcAV
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48Please respect copyright.PENANApN4dNWCBkd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAIgpXjJnu9c
《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》48Please respect copyright.PENANAZhSNS7ZnuH
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAQuGXALtvF
48Please respect copyright.PENANASw6BFFDmWl
48Please respect copyright.PENANALAy6TfkVrt
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6yNkCwqrdu
這雙鞋一出場,全場就開始歡呼。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3O4EdoykU8
48Please respect copyright.PENANA73n4V9iUIO
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因為它真的太有名。48Please respect copyright.PENANArb2Sro8UeO
48Please respect copyright.PENANALgdpX609Wn
48Please respect copyright.PENANAk3UMqVGXmy
上台控訴的是一位穿著很漂亮的女鬼,她一手拿著鞋盒,一手拿著高跟鞋,表情像來離婚。48Please respect copyright.PENANAd2c2xmfw83
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5bSf13Xbo
48Please respect copyright.PENANAvxXVMjerPa
「我今天要正式控訴這雙鞋!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAP4gtY7MHAu
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4vIFB7tTui
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她把高跟鞋舉起來,還沒開始講,鞋子自己先很輕地「嘖」了一聲。48Please respect copyright.PENANAX7BrFvIgkJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWbxaUnYYai
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全場直接笑到倒。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9j37KOV4KF
48Please respect copyright.PENANAy42o1jgZ60
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女鬼當場氣炸。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6aum2ohb1t
48Please respect copyright.PENANACleqDHQWLP
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「你看!它現在還敢嘖我!」48Please respect copyright.PENANApk9OJLr5RB
48Please respect copyright.PENANATZXhIGOnU1
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一樓阿咩在台下已經快笑彎,但還是很專業地準備辯護。48Please respect copyright.PENANAlTV7aS43t9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAG46xqL0oeF
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女鬼開始爆料:48Please respect copyright.PENANAoiBwy4RkGV
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「我那天穿這雙鞋去見一個我很不想輸的人,結果我才走進場,它就一路給我翻白眼,從門口翻到廁所,翻到連對方都問我是不是不舒服!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAtd5nxnunNl
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyvfywdZksI
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全場掌聲如雷。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3pFxCSNcm
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這控訴太精彩了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJkkien2Rhw
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白無常甚至差點從主持台摔下來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6qwXoV0jxZ
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輪到阿咩辯護時,她先接過麥克風,再很溫柔地看著那雙鞋。48Please respect copyright.PENANAAbiLg2sCgo
48Please respect copyright.PENANAc52e1b2Rzo
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「首先,我們要替商品本人說一句公道話。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAtDZJR8j4xC
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzQgw8tcIJc
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她停頓一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9F4JxfMDAU
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「它通常不會亂翻。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAV43Bhur1De
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ0ZXg8uQH
48Please respect copyright.PENANADxWq0Oy3Wv
全場再度笑翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAL8zKli9zfw
48Please respect copyright.PENANAaw4cEkHPQy
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9flhNJgkqH
女鬼立刻瞪大眼:48Please respect copyright.PENANAlzSYaB2qnY
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqwWuv7Nuzd
48Please respect copyright.PENANANgqnHZMLcJ
「妳的意思是它翻我翻得有道理?!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAa5eTtMM1Yc
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMnVzqpBkl6
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阿咩非常有櫃姐素養地回答:48Please respect copyright.PENANAYc6f6LRYjs
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「我的意思是,它通常只在客人穿著目的不單純時才會翻。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAvVSPXMOlNF
48Please respect copyright.PENANApKlKknaTyS
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全場死寂半秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGE01uKQ781
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGSdQh3a1LZ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMM97i4crUz
然後,笑聲直接掀頂。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGhgExnJ9yD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQaVj5iKYvt
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZEO4cHd8yK
因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANAwr7n5kOgPm
靠,這個判定也太準了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAgoJ8AhYE0f
48Please respect copyright.PENANAtODtQhvmDN
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那位女鬼自己都噎住,最後只能憤憤把鞋塞回盒子裡。48Please respect copyright.PENANACryAt1RXQd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAPyCrytW9Pt
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGcGAJV6DZi
「……我還是有繼續穿它。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAeNRZjE2YG9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAZskNwj5EuJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAdH10Y01OhD
阿咩立刻露出標準營業笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAodJpfHJegE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAEQXTl1wwUE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAbM5g8ZdYG9
「謝謝支持。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAcZ6dz1eWS6
48Please respect copyright.PENANAXMrTy8prhq
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我真的笑到不行。48Please respect copyright.PENANAUE2OWVmIxi
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiMpWsAEi1p
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一樓這群人最厲害的地方,就是連被罵都像在成交。48Please respect copyright.PENANAntOG6aONPO
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六48Please respect copyright.PENANAVKK2FQj5Xp
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中場休息前,白無常宣布要先公布目前現場票數前三名。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFP1t8FWYnl
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結果一打出來,全場先是安靜一秒,接著又炸鍋。48Please respect copyright.PENANAisKp7lY94s
48Please respect copyright.PENANA4A4b4Oi5VH
48Please respect copyright.PENANAmG2GNzqjqV
目前前三:48Please respect copyright.PENANA9gzl7VaCV8
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAjrDFoijLL0
- 48Please respect copyright.PENANARdecWVuc70
- 《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》
- 《本來只是想喝一口》
- 《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》
48Please respect copyright.PENANAFAsyUpxkSN
48Please respect copyright.PENANAwDjh48KYvz
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWB4phX5rrS
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二樓、三樓、一樓三層代表席瞬間進入微妙的競爭狀態。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWgNofRba5q
48Please respect copyright.PENANABVwNITqi78
48Please respect copyright.PENANATApnaYB907
阿咩轉頭對三樓說:48Please respect copyright.PENANA99qRb66EfR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAA31r9oiMom
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhaDg9iOwvk
「你們那杯奶茶太陰了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHFiD5dztqu
48Please respect copyright.PENANAKRuxKAGQnv
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三樓立刻反擊:48Please respect copyright.PENANA0agPuHiUOE
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「妳那雙鞋才不該存在,客人都被它嘖到懷疑人生!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA5JDtR9Ipoi
48Please respect copyright.PENANADKTAXePwFn
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二樓櫃哥則微笑加入:48Please respect copyright.PENANA1R8Pf16nDE
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「兩位先別急,我們香水主打的是長期效果,票數後勁可能還會再上來。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAjU4nE9gZpW
48Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4LXYYcRDe
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我坐在後排,已經覺得這不像票選大會。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFrtxdShGQv
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比較像百貨版《誰比較會害人》內部競賽。48Please respect copyright.PENANAox1alzF6Ra
48Please respect copyright.PENANAC4aPzlNEkQ
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而最離譜的是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAYAg9GmjQ03
這群人看起來居然都還挺驕傲。48Please respect copyright.PENANADKA0geqqLx
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七48Please respect copyright.PENANA48lIQ6TeVV
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下半場開始,七樓終於有商品入圍了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAf91gz4DHq7
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而且一出場就直接讓全場變得很安靜。48Please respect copyright.PENANAm2lpWHpbp3
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《本來會在一起的人》48Please respect copyright.PENANAb7PVcBzuI5
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六樓的鏡子。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6T3gyozDN4
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一聽到這個名字,連白無常都難得收斂了一點。48Please respect copyright.PENANAReVZP1BnVd
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcnaDfMRu2t
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上台的是一個女鬼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsOIscR2kAy
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她沒有拿商品。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2q6F9RPuiH
因為這東西也拿不上來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAnD2Hta8t3d
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUplEjyc3UT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhCSX9xBNVE
她只是站在台中央,停了一下,然後很慢地說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAHstrGWssha
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlErbbu1lpQ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlF4TlPQ5p3
「這個真的不該存在。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAghwxri9urN
48Please respect copyright.PENANApVS5aLOOfd
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全場很安靜。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9XhW7ywqFu
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她沒有前面那些客人那樣一上來就控訴,也沒有笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAf1E4KcOovY
48Please respect copyright.PENANARGjigifcU6
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只是很平靜地講:48Please respect copyright.PENANAfabtDKioC5
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「我原本以為,最痛的會是看到『根本不可能』。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAtv5f0fj8r0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAx8K4Rj0JlR
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她停住兩秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMe3YKHqjKj
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「結果不是。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAj4cNMmUIuv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAqx73tqmupE
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整個會場安靜得連椅子聲都聽得清楚。48Please respect copyright.PENANAk6wWKgnnqU
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgtC6AihcQ4
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「最痛的是,原來有可能。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6jd3zOLi9
48Please respect copyright.PENANADnnKzm2zmR
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她講完這句,沒有哭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAduy7Qh0Tht
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只是低頭笑了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3m7QTLik2
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「可是最後還是沒有。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAd82knynMQZ
48Please respect copyright.PENANARVBz3TrH1t
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我坐在後排,整個人都安靜下來了。48Please respect copyright.PENANALiKjGRNZIs
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因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANA8ucIX9nA2B
這句太狠了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuJNRlLm7NG
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而且沒有多餘一個字。48Please respect copyright.PENANAHeiByefOjb
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六樓代表蘇晚站起來時,全場都在等她怎麼辯。48Please respect copyright.PENANAesYTh72qeO
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJEQ4ZTKRle
48Please respect copyright.PENANArqDTpfBVnP
蘇晚拿著麥克風,看著台上的客人,很久沒有立刻說話。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1fmoJCTk3p
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVdCV06PIgg
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最後,她只很淡地說了一句:48Please respect copyright.PENANA3cF5UdWze1
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「我同意。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAFbB43IgZEG
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全場先是愣住。48Please respect copyright.PENANAidjk33njLX
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連月老都抬頭了。48Please respect copyright.PENANABEtamj6V1H
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蘇晚語氣很平。48Please respect copyright.PENANATtlrwG8tDD
48Please respect copyright.PENANATdXIevx0Xe
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「這個商品,本來就不應該存在。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAdKchPHr3Sa
48Please respect copyright.PENANAuDEem6lpoJ
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我整個人一震。48Please respect copyright.PENANASNPV71pDOT
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1TKBxlhSQt
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不是因為她說了什麼不得了的話。48Please respect copyright.PENANAltdEGqkqRb
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而是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAtdcUVt22pn
她說得太真了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA37zVGUlIfI
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJPGI3EdE9Q
48Please respect copyright.PENANACpDxvPrcBW
「但既然已經存在了,至少它做對了一件事。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPnKh18EyrI
48Please respect copyright.PENANASjnrUx1PJs
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJVvZvZEo84
她看著那位女鬼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAefpPky8Wv3
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUehDo5ZVAY
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「它讓人知道,自己難過的不是幻想。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAdcvAOQxH3s
48Please respect copyright.PENANAfVJ04FbNgA
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會場安靜到極點。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVtYtbEshqW
48Please respect copyright.PENANAoc5xPYfhU0
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGfxY3mqgx4
「是真的有一條路,曾經在那裡。」48Please respect copyright.PENANACu7DPqDTVZ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAO3L14VmMPH
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蘇晚停了一下,聲音還是很平。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuDsGNo9BrG
48Please respect copyright.PENANAUZIKYtsUO8
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyv4jXttKUU
「只是沒有走到。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA6bIGaIFmQ9
48Please respect copyright.PENANAMMklffKLX5
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那一瞬間,我突然懂了。48Please respect copyright.PENANASWh4w3PYQ7
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這就是六樓。48Please respect copyright.PENANAcaI56aI7bL
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最煩。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6TG6zg0AMp
最危險。48Please respect copyright.PENANAOscMyaOnRb
也最誠實。48Please respect copyright.PENANABY2yzzjl9n
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白無常站在台上,難得安靜了幾秒,才輕聲說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAD9mNVqRVHv
48Please respect copyright.PENANAn3zdOp22QD
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「……這輪,大家自己投吧。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAsL4hwvAqWM
48Please respect copyright.PENANA6njvMuTjpa
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沒有笑點。48Please respect copyright.PENANAawYldoZ11r
沒有起鬨。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3suUHvVYev
也沒有人催。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9fI8KG5WGg
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1cLYKqfnsn
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整個場子像一起停了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuAceBttamk
48Please respect copyright.PENANAtszfenf5cs
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但這就是地獄百貨最厲害的地方。48Please respect copyright.PENANACN7PjC1psm
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9siJdtk1Bh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgvciEx1nkR
它可以上一秒還在笑翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAb7eyXYM4fS
下一秒就讓你整個靜下來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4QfKAXiDMJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAbPnFUq54Er
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而且不會很硬。48Please respect copyright.PENANArItUFXlo0X
因為這些東西,本來就都混在一起。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvzvufEKqbu
48Please respect copyright.PENANAgkFgbPJOOZ
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八48Please respect copyright.PENANA14djthPQUh
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAkr5sO3ZNP4
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後半場氣氛被六樓那一輪沉了一點,結果白無常硬是靠一張紙又把大家拉回來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJSnFcolooi
48Please respect copyright.PENANAGT417qRDyH
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlwYGWUsLzz
「下一個入圍商品——」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPBX8qRF20H
48Please respect copyright.PENANAbTw4w4yVy4
48Please respect copyright.PENANAwgBhpsNiBm
他故意拖長音,然後亮出手卡:48Please respect copyright.PENANAOjCrH1aNCQ
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《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》筷子48Please respect copyright.PENANAGlKjivIRBD
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全場瞬間笑炸。48Please respect copyright.PENANANNMsLBHk6D
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很好。48Please respect copyright.PENANARkwcutH3J5
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三樓又回來了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYB8M0n7KYN
48Please respect copyright.PENANALlRcEt2ENr
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而且這次不只是客人票選,根本是全場等著看牛頭馬面翻車。48Please respect copyright.PENANATCIRVVtsxA
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3yJNB52SQ2
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牛頭馬面那桌一看到這商品名,兩個人臉色都不同程度地微妙了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANA91yn8d21gV
48Please respect copyright.PENANAWvnShGGY5f
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尤其馬面,整個人直接進入警戒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAA1nUk73UUR
48Please respect copyright.PENANACBUZEa7pHx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAmAqBeAXYtx
「這個怎麼會入圍?它根本還沒正式上市!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA6ici2yJZgT
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhfuBwQ4nVk
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白無常笑得很開心。48Please respect copyright.PENANAB0xhUWUsFT
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「可是內測名單流出去了啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAnkpCcMXo4C
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我差點笑昏。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQDvehBrmEW
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不是,這棟樓到底有沒有資料保密。48Please respect copyright.PENANABBufqIBr97
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAsokfSg4ORx
上台控訴的是——48Please respect copyright.PENANA8nFP1o1Z3D
一個小妖怪。48Please respect copyright.PENANAgK1w12lxzR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAyFm7uJqdfF
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而且是三樓那邊負責端菜的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmD1SBU8DU1
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他一站上台就哭。48Please respect copyright.PENANADLayz72iy9
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真的哭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZb6k58Wxk0
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAeCp6Uzf6pd
「這雙筷子不該存在……」48Please respect copyright.PENANA5fNsve7xfh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAOHJsWDNFmg
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全場先笑,再安靜。48Please respect copyright.PENANAHhx8hVhVJJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAiuzix8dYvP
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小妖怪哭得很真誠。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2unwreMfRE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAempcaDCbpU
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「我那天只是幫忙測試,想說拿來吃員工便當,結果我才剛說我不要青菜,它自己就夾給我了……」48Please respect copyright.PENANA3wxM3WJ009
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全場先靜一秒,接著笑瘋。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqg5FpASFr4
48Please respect copyright.PENANAJQUsmGI3uD
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAPJQs4yjmI
「而且它夾得超準!我閃都閃不掉!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAujuY5n1utH
48Please respect copyright.PENANApZ6apiOVKq
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我整個人笑到快拍斷桌子。48Please respect copyright.PENANAPWs4Q50ehf
48Please respect copyright.PENANAV7LXVvEoi4
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不是,這也太有畫面了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3eQxAmqIUI
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白無常一邊擦笑出來的眼淚一邊問:48Please respect copyright.PENANA1N4W2BpUba
48Please respect copyright.PENANAzbjrQNIKjb
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「那你後來有吃嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzcHsGosrk6
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小妖怪抽抽噎噎:48Please respect copyright.PENANAh0X92XdfMw
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「有……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZAa8I7bda8
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAmIoy6eKfHj
「為什麼?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhZrXsyTUP5
48Please respect copyright.PENANAonqBV9tm1t
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小妖怪哭得更大聲。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwxhD8XPjoQ
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8vHvFymvdR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAKfsRBFyAkE
「因為那個當下真的會有一種……他都夾來了,不吃好像很不禮貌……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAuYFVkqLx6f
48Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ijw33Ozm
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全場直接笑爛。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2Suwi4dNfZ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAjWehmgM2BE
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我旁邊的阿姨鬼甚至笑到捶大腿。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJzUUl34FuL
48Please respect copyright.PENANAb4A4QSJiPJ
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因為這太對了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6J4xoWHeWh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAm6OBaoXeHY
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有些東西最可怕的地方,不是它很兇。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4NHXGzHJub
是它很自然。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMTiglBlxdq
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三樓點單小妖怪站起來準備辯護,還沒開口,牛頭居然先站起來了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1GsHFSQSqA
48Please respect copyright.PENANAutaUciEqHv
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全場又靜一次。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYXX9xrqlwt
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48Please respect copyright.PENANAGvoO0YP1oJ
牛頭拿過麥克風,很平靜地說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAFxRaxmK82z
48Please respect copyright.PENANAAoTRNVhgER
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「這雙筷子的重點,不是幫忙夾菜。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA2qb0H58Jgs
48Please respect copyright.PENANAlpH3l62vsX
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他停了一秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAO9v0sCQzYJ
48Please respect copyright.PENANAol9O24aGte
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「是讓那些嘴上說不用的人,不要真的一口都沒吃。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAVVPqhPcffS
48Please respect copyright.PENANAeUEuCVOIQP
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全場這次沒有立刻笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyDKAaYsh73
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因為——48Please respect copyright.PENANAJV39ZKEY37
靠。48Please respect copyright.PENANAUJaavxsaOa
這句太狠了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwtHdfclmnT
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白無常都停了一下,才慢慢問:48Please respect copyright.PENANAe3AnEvhQky
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「那所以……你是覺得它該存在?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAwJN4czrNqs
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牛頭點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANANSYUms6SBd
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「嗯。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhnWO3biIh5
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馬面坐在旁邊,耳朵已經開始發紅。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGYNoheyVUg
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但真正把全場笑爛的,是牛頭的下一句。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyUJnkjRqCh
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他很平靜地補充:48Please respect copyright.PENANADLwog6ZR55
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「而且測試結果很好。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAikMQKXfNvW
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白無常:「什麼意思?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAuFZhQEMEeD
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牛頭語氣依舊穩得像在做報告。48Please respect copyright.PENANATxXNKHJUnk
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「夾過的人,最後都吃了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzzVSO9Gshw
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全場安靜兩秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAPVA2nWphSS
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然後,徹底爆炸。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtgOmZghyol
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不是,這句真的太牛頭了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAPVFlOEDf8U
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太平。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuVoimv1nTS
太準。48Please respect copyright.PENANAM0GI8P1SeL
太不留情。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkDzNvaULPs
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馬面整個人扶額,明顯已經不想活了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6uKLDM7K7T
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我坐在後排,笑到只能扶著旁邊蘇晚的椅背。48Please respect copyright.PENANAhjFlT6Vnm1
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地獄百貨的商品可怕就可怕在這裡。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGeM8gt4f5K
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它們根本不是在解決問題。48Please respect copyright.PENANAn5S1NSgYU5
只是讓某些本來會被嘴硬錯過的東西,稍微有一點點機會留在桌上。48Please respect copyright.PENANATsSgCkVT2d
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而這種東西,誰會不想買。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1IQwgavs81
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誰買了不想罵。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwiLbsLxNwQ
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誰罵完又還是會用。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzOnT5dCg9B
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九48Please respect copyright.PENANAvKhGMGC6dC
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最後公布票選結果的時候,全場比周年慶開門還吵。48Please respect copyright.PENANAcNJYwc0Fg2
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白無常站在台上,一邊拆信封一邊笑得很像故意吊大家胃口。48Please respect copyright.PENANAXAjDk0lXNU
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「本年度第三名——」48Please respect copyright.PENANA7wSyTKebS6
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全場開始喊:48Please respect copyright.PENANAYhjfol8nld
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「高跟鞋!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAaBcI6F48hu
「奶茶!」48Please respect copyright.PENANABZ6Kugzh3T
「筷子!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZw2hqCqEMO
「香水!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA9y6gBOlGGg
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白無常打開卡片。48Please respect copyright.PENANAiq1YMu4VDb
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「《會翻白眼的高跟鞋》!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHXGr09UzBN
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一樓那桌立刻一半歡呼、一半假裝謙虛。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGzC6SMhLRB
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阿咩甚至站起來鞠躬,像真拿了獎。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7nZa32F2C3
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「謝謝大家支持。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZdtbPGwnpq
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台下有人大喊:48Please respect copyright.PENANAD74TqyhVMl
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「不是支持,是被害!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPrJW6EjZzM
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全場笑翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZHywDM0X4V
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白無常接著公布第二名:48Please respect copyright.PENANAQKDeV0HN2X
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「《本來只是想喝一口》!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAx5FFc3lJhG
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三樓那桌整個站起來尖叫。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWQBQM7W71s
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點單小妖怪甚至激動到差點把自己的《先吃飯》試飲杯打翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMLTN2Xg77e
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他抱著隔壁同事狂跳:48Please respect copyright.PENANAOnWKHbEV3v
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「我就說這支會上榜吧!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA0fpNQBULrt
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我真的快笑死。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMHNkIAFoH1
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你們三樓到底有沒有羞恥心。48Please respect copyright.PENANAp1l1OdXrg1
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最後,白無常拆開第一名的卡片時,全場居然真的安靜了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbDB93tiJsR
48Please respect copyright.PENANAC2eiCGl0H4
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因為大家心裡其實都有數。48Please respect copyright.PENANAHtgfdw0ZDA
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果然——48Please respect copyright.PENANAMUb3hiRNmF
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「本年度最不該存在商品第一名——」48Please respect copyright.PENANAVG507pXmRP
48Please respect copyright.PENANAxXqZaZYHZr
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他停頓一秒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAB5AOZtKNdG
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「《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAXiSwWZwzqa
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全場先炸,再鼓掌,再笑,再一邊罵一邊點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAUtEEQQMOAY
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二樓櫃哥坐在位置上,居然真的很有風度地站起來,朝四周點頭致意。48Please respect copyright.PENANADa3MlGCaWY
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我差點翻白眼。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3K3ivHR5YP
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不是,拿這種獎你也可以這麼有氣質?48Please respect copyright.PENANAJYajx6FL5S
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白無常還故意問他一句:48Please respect copyright.PENANA8JEUDSaG2E
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「得獎感言呢?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAtPbIhZPpnZ
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二樓櫃哥接過麥克風,微笑依舊完美。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwfuc1qyggP
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「謝謝各位一直以來的支持。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAEsQlAMWYQl
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全場已經開始笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2MRq0MGOig
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他繼續,語氣超穩:48Please respect copyright.PENANAhMM47WrI7x
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「也謝謝各位用實際購買行為證明——」48Please respect copyright.PENANAx1zV7D9pTE
48Please respect copyright.PENANAcNzRH2NfqM
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他停了一下,笑容更深。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV4riqn2ab8
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「很多人嘴巴說沒有,鼻子都知道。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAOKspfqlGu1
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整個會場當場笑爛。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsvPYIBc6xz
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我直接趴桌。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZKeCP1fL7h
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這句真的太毒了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjcysK1kU4V
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也太對了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAijbrs5OohI
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因為所有投票的人,明明都恨這商品恨得要死,但——48Please respect copyright.PENANAjSYTIEUhqs
幾乎都買過。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxbusr1mfL2
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這就是地獄百貨最地獄的地方。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFxjTXQHQKQ
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最不該存在的,往往也是最熱賣的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvx2agLkkty
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活動散場之後,中庭還是很吵。48Please respect copyright.PENANAeIKeNSPVgN
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有人邊走邊罵那支香水。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQAOMjDszlg
有人去三樓加買《先吃飯》。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxwgWHlCUcW
一樓已經有人跑去試第三名高跟鞋。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVNwheUW6B8
七樓那桌則開始討論「明年要不要把《今天先這樣》送上榜」。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqhb8Q0D5DW
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我站在人群裡,忽然覺得很荒謬。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ4B5ZcqNq
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大家明明一整晚都在公開控訴這些商品不該存在。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV0gxBUjOgK
可是散場之後,卻沒有一個人真的希望它們消失。48Please respect copyright.PENANAiMwpOTFH0F
48Please respect copyright.PENANApRK5G7pHJs
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因為罵歸罵,大家心裡都知道——48Please respect copyright.PENANAorcrz3ivl6
這些東西之所以會被做出來,會被買、會被投票、會讓人一邊生氣一邊笑,都是因為:48Please respect copyright.PENANAMKXqZwAWHL
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它們太像真的了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAeNmwMC8aUw
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真的有人會亂想。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1p0qD0FMYL
真的有人會只想喝一口。48Please respect copyright.PENANApfr45rNB7M
真的有人穿著很漂亮只是想看起來沒那麼狼狽。48Please respect copyright.PENANAljPMPuG8lc
真的有人明明說不用,最後還是會夾菜。48Please respect copyright.PENANAffJvmdrheO
真的有人不是沒想,而是聞到就露餡。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2GRs7uEvhq
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而地獄百貨,只是把這些東西做成商品而已。48Please respect copyright.PENANAj9vHz60Vrm
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它沒有憑空創造什麼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFQel2lZLhT
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它只是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAT75NZUGtW7
把大家本來就在做的事,做得比較誠實一點。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1AyeuFNDYx
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我正站在原地發呆,樓管從旁邊走過來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtFdWrXDWC7
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他手裡還拿著一疊活動統計表。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFAmt27VSQh
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我看他一眼,笑了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9JIrzSE8XO
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「恭喜,你們最不該存在的商品又大賣了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA29qhAzwzdO
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樓管看著我。48Please respect copyright.PENANAoBzoidFBlT
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語氣很淡。48Please respect copyright.PENANApxYhKRlJ8l
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「票選跟銷量是兩件事。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAx27AR7iM07
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我挑眉。48Please respect copyright.PENANAAbFE7N6xSZ
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「喔?真的嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAustEf6FPBM
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他停了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzONUyMvsQe
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「……通常會一起漲。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAxh80g1NB9b
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我直接笑出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2jHnBmYlfa
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好。48Please respect copyright.PENANAXEVYowXyPT
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很誠實。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdsdtBRoSRZ
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這時候,白無常剛好從後面晃過來,手裡還拿著一塊頒給香水區的獎牌。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMw3FSJT1iC
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他一臉感動:48Please respect copyright.PENANA3sklrUDsSf
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「太好了,明年我們還可以繼續辦。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAVTC5riBTeO
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我看著他。48Please respect copyright.PENANArZHP1LiSfo
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「這種活動到底哪裡好?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAUJSAmB0cWe
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVAKOLBzkBn
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白無常想都不想:48Please respect copyright.PENANAJIpS3uGuBI
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「因為大家平常都太嘴硬啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAUvqVNgujJB
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他把獎牌往二樓那邊一丟,笑得很大聲。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZOaYbhLKef
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「一年總要有一天,讓大家承認自己到底買過什麼鬼東西吧。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA5k931I7yBG
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我聽完,先是想笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANArMcgt0RX1t
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後來又覺得——48Please respect copyright.PENANADV2cZjMPMC
靠,好像真的就是這樣。48Please respect copyright.PENANAH8q2rRn2eJ
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這棟樓最擅長的,從來不是賣商品。48Please respect copyright.PENANAw4iOOgoOTD
48Please respect copyright.PENANA1U0b5iVR2l
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是幫人承認。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQETu9MSjjc
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承認自己還在想。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbyUjnqJNpQ
承認自己加太多。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9bauB0JJGb
承認自己穿很高也只是想看起來穩。48Please respect copyright.PENANACwMHa2bjmo
承認自己不是不需要,是還沒準備好。48Please respect copyright.PENANAK3tpiomfYb
承認自己嘴巴說不用,手卻還是會接過來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJlCA9sOVCx
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhpfo6j3wHa
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這樣想一想,這場票選大會真正最不該存在的,可能根本不是某個商品。48Please respect copyright.PENANATrIbo7KIXI
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2FI5891MQC
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而是——48Please respect copyright.PENANAR29eoZYH6D
這棟樓本身。48Please respect copyright.PENANAAQBulwbRz2
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因為它太會了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGzslVx6XZd
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太會讓人笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANAb6tiUGhIyF
也太會讓人在笑完之後,忽然安靜一下。


