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北角英皇道,「榮記」小菜館。館內冷氣雖然大開,但卻壓不住那股剛從殯儀館帶回來的悶燥與悲涼。阿初這一桌,大雄正低頭喝著苦澀的解穢酒,惠妹在抹眼淚。阿敏沒說話,她死死地盯著碗裡那塊椒鹽鮮魷,手裡的筷子微微發抖,那份「無法核銷的十蚊」依然壓在心頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAg2jT3GDJOf
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就在這時,一陣極度刺眼的補光燈橫掃過來。「哎呀~ Daddy!你睇吓呢度啲姐姐哥哥,個個面黑黑咁,好似撞嘢咁呀~」Kitty 穿著那件紙紮公仔般的黑色喱士裙,對著鏡頭作狀遮鼻子,「呢度啲味好臭臭呀,係咪因為近殯儀館,所以有死人味呀?嘻嘻,記得畀 Like 同 Share 呀,帶大家睇吓北角啲『死氣沉沉』嘅窮人餐廳!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaPAasKFpml
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整間菜館瞬間安靜了。幾桌剛「檻火盆」進來的食客,投以憤怒的目光。「喂,小姐,我哋啱啱送完兄弟,妳講嘢客氣啲。」大雄拍桌而起。50Please respect copyright.PENANAPrXtw0cWnG
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「喲?兇我呀?」Kitty 沒認出換了黑西裝的阿初和阿敏,優越感爆棚,「我係客呀!你哋啲窮鬼死咗兄弟就返屋企喊啦,阻住我影相!Daddy,佢哋嚇親人哋呀~」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2yDFCkr9Tf
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此時,Kenji 帶著兩名穿著「極真空手」道服的男子走了出來,一臉囂張:「我哋依家做緊直播,幾萬人睇住。邊個嘈,我就幫邊個『超渡』!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAVpme8evJmV
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阿敏慢慢地站了起來。她摘下眼鏡放在桌上,「啪」的一聲。阿初感覺到,空氣中的大氣壓力正在急速下降。阿敏直視著 Kitty 那張塗滿化學品的臉,聲音冷得像北極的冰川:「妳頭先話,呢度有死人味?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAFSgZqt2rvj
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「係呀!死窮鬼,妳……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA83GGOsd6w9
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「屌你老母!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAJQvEnPwWgf
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這四個字,像一枚重型炸彈,在狹小的菜館內平地一聲雷。阿敏平日的斯文、專業、核數師的尊嚴,在這一刻全部報銷。她跨出一步,氣場全開,指著 Kitty 的鼻子:「阿強係我哋識咗廿幾年嘅兄弟!佢今日埋單,我哋嚟送行,妳呢件連人字都唔識寫嘅有毒資產,憑咩喺度指手劃腳?妳話呢度臭?妳身上陣cheap雞味仲臭呀!妳話我哋面黑?妳個膠臉打咗幾多針呀?連表情都無埋,死咗都唔使化妝啦!妳話妳係客?妳呢種浪費食物、踐踏常識嘅垃圾,連入板食香都無資格!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAMRfAPFpDB8
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阿敏越罵越近,Kitty 嚇得連連後退。「妳做直播?好!妳影住我!我係北角陳敏!我話畀妳聽,由今日開始,我會動用我所有嘅人脈,審計妳呢間所謂網紅公司嘅一分一毫!我要你哋撇帳撇到落十八層地獄!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAEQIbp9wk9X
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「八婆!妳想死!」Kenji 揮手叫黑帶上前。一名黑帶正拳衝向阿敏。50Please respect copyright.PENANAVdCYnruuxJ
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「好好哋唔得嘅……」阿初的身影瞬移至阿敏身前。他沒有用斷骨的蠻力,而是肩膀微沉使出八極拳的「擠靠」,隨後右手成「劍指」在對方肋下空隙施以「搓勁」。這不是撞擊,而是將勁力透過肌肉直接震入神經。黑帶男子全身一僵,感受到一種如萬針穿心的劇痛,連慘叫都發不出,整個人軟倒在地抽搐。50Please respect copyright.PENANATQSe6LI1kR
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另一個黑帶側踢襲來。阿初左手「探馬掌」精準扣住對方腳踝內側的穴位,右手順勢一記「震掌」擊在對方大腿內側神經叢。這一招「不傷表皮,痛入骨髓」,對方瞬間覺得整條腿像被高壓電擊中,痛得縮成一團倒地,臉上卻連一點紅腫都沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwzFFAaIUSM
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阿初收勢,拍了拍西裝。「阿初,唔好打爛嘢,要賠。」阿敏冷冷提醒。50Please respect copyright.PENANAggcdU5GWfy
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「知道,老婆。」阿初看著縮在角落的 Kenji,「上次鰂魚涌你未畀錢就走咗。今日呢餐,當係你送畀阿強嘅帛金。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaNr9sqHrHh
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阿初走向 Kenji,後者嚇得跪倒在地。阿敏拿過手機對著鏡頭:「各位網友,你哋睇清楚呢兩個人。我陳敏,正式宣布對呢兩個人『信譽破產』。」她將手機狠狠拍在桌上。冬得啦得啦我攞我過嚟睇吓先唔該晒唔該晒。喂聽日你同阿正兩個幾點返你盡量早啦早少少返嚟support更正事實好啦好啦現時所有服務已經恢復使用客戶已經用得撚死。50Please respect copyright.PENANA53gN8J5lic
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「跪低。」阿初聲音帶著沉墜勁。兩人抖成一團,對著預留給阿強的空位整齊跪下。「同阿強講對唔住。」50Please respect copyright.PENANARQVahcAJqp
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「對……對唔住……」兩人哭喪著臉。阿敏隨即報警。十分鐘後,警車抵達將他們帶走。50Please respect copyright.PENANABgCn922e4k
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老闆娘送上一碟新的椒鹽鮮魷:「敏姐,初哥,節哀。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAP9rQcXOnRO
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阿敏坐回座位,戴回眼鏡。她看著鮮魷,用力地嚼著。「老婆,心情好返啲未?」阿初輕聲問。阿敏沒說話,只是點了點頭。兩行清淚終於順著鏡框滑了下來。「算咗數啦。」她低聲說。眾人舉起茶杯:「敬阿強。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbpdTO5dsxH
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「皇太后」的真性情:一個平時講英文、睇財報嘅專業女性,喺兄弟被侮辱嘅時候回歸最原始嘅情緒,佢唔係冷血,佢係將所有血性都留畀咗自己人。50Please respect copyright.PENANArv2xurzcXI
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「痛而不傷」的暴力:阿初嗰兩招「搓勁」同「震掌」簡直係藝術。對於 Kitty 同 Kenji 呢種人,打斷骨佢哋會扮弱者博同情,但畀佢哋感受極限劇痛又留唔到傷痕,呢種物理層面嘅「撇帳」先至係最解恨。50Please respect copyright.PENANAn75oJCTC7m
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預留的位置:嗰個預留畀阿強嘅位,由一開始嘅哀傷,到最後變成了接受道歉嘅尊嚴位。阿強雖然走咗,但佢啲兄弟幫佢守住咗最後嘅體面。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJmTh4DbdrA
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