2027 年 1 月 2 日。星期六中午。北角某間老字號酒家。60Please respect copyright.PENANAatGJORyMDn
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自從阿敏在春秧街一戰封神後,強哥深知她是個「危險人物」,但看著她在街坊間爆發的民望,強哥又覺得如果能收編這位「戰神」,對自己的選情將是極大助力。強哥原本想搞個高端私人聚會,但阿初和阿敏直接表明:「不帶仔女,就不出門。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAszSU4WNlti
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於是,酒家的貴賓房裡,除了大人的政治博弈,還有阿斗在嬰兒車裡揮舞著牙膠,瑤瑤正在埋頭畫畫,以及軒仔戴著耳機、用平板電腦刷數奧題目的生活噪音。60Please respect copyright.PENANAFAbuyjXNRw
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強哥今日穿了一件暗紅色的唐裝,那張略顯浮腫且帶著算計的市儈臉孔堆起笑容,一見到這一家大細,眼角抽搐了一下,但很快掩飾過去:「哎呀,黃先生、黃太,帶埋小朋友嚟,好熱鬧!好熱鬧!沈師傅、林小姐,坐坐坐!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAeYeUYsNSlb
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沈姐今天穿了一套俐落的運動服,抱著手坐在首位,眼神像看建築廢料一樣看著強哥。林嘉嘉則熟練地幫阿敏抹餐具、沖茶,儼然一個「高級生活秘書」。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVDsrrKo53I
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「吳生,有話直說吧。」阿敏一邊餵阿斗吃糊仔,一邊眼皮都不抬地開口,「大家時間都寶貴,一陣我仲要帶軒仔去補習。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAwFMv97rGMK
「黃太果然係爽快人!」強哥乾咳兩聲,身體前傾,語氣帶著一種「提攜後輩」的優越感,「其實我係睇中咗黃太妳起春秧街嘅氣勢。妳知唔知,段片起我哋地區領袖圈子入面有幾紅?黃太,妳係專業人士,我係地區實力派,我哋如果聯手……」60Please respect copyright.PENANA5BzlaTcJAh
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強哥越說越興奮,比劃著手勢:「出年嘅區議會選舉,如果妳肯做我助選團團長,掛名做我嘅『首席顧問』。等我選到嘅時候,成區嘅地區撥款、青年體育資助,甚至沈師傅嗰間屋想申請政府基金搞『北角武術推廣』,唔係我寫封信嘅事咩?到時候,幾百萬預算,我撥出幾成做『行政管理費』外判俾妳公司,大家合作愉快,咁叫共贏嘛!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAFkMZ5XjPcG
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沈姐冷笑一聲:「阿叔,你老花?依家區議會撥款要經過委員會,仲要經政府部門審批。你以為你係特首?寫封信就有錢收?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAuERfzkccOZ
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「沈師傅,妳太老實啦。」強哥嘿嘿一笑,露出幾分狡黠。他這種典型「活在過去」的頭目,以為當了區議員就能分餅仔,卻不知所有資源都要經嚴謹審核。他壓低聲音說道:「規矩係死,人係生。只要我入得到個圈子,我就有方法將帳目化整為零。我背後嗰間福利會,咁多年都係咁。我實不相瞞,我已經安排一批『外判顧問費』,專門用來處理嗰啲……不方便公開嘅開支。黃太,妳係會計師,妳應該明白其中奧妙。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAeAUGpS0ygL
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阿敏握著湯匙的手微微一頓,心裡冷笑:這傢伙真的是活在 ICAC 成立之前的古董。在這個全面數位化監管、事事講究合規(Compliance)的 2027 年,他竟然還敢公然談論帳目化整為零。60Please respect copyright.PENANADYArP4Canj
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「吳生,你對『區議員』職位權力誤解都幾深。」阿敏幫阿斗抹了抹嘴,語氣平淡,「區議會係諮詢機構,唔係你私人提款機。你想選到,除咗要民意,更要『過三關』。你啱啱講『外判顧問費』,如果是涉及選舉經費或者公帑轉移,就足以令你被DQ(取消參選資格)。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAh035SG4R5P
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「黃太,妳無嚇我,大家自己人……」強哥臉色一僵,正想圓場。60Please respect copyright.PENANAbfl8fiMtKp
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「邊個同你自己人?」阿敏站起身,熟練地開始收拾嬰兒車,「吳能強,餐飯多謝啦。不過,我對『壞帳』有潔癖。你想選,係你嘅事,但請你唔好再騷擾我嘅鄰居同家人。嘉嘉,攞好妳袋生果,我們走。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAqdKjPJRo98
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走出酒家,沈姐忍不住小聲問:「阿敏,條友講嗰啲外判帳目,係唔係真係好有問題?」60Please respect copyright.PENANAr3AhDn37nb
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「問題大到可以令佢下半世起赤柱過聖誕。」阿敏看著北角喧鬧的街道,眼神中透出一種專業清盤人的決絕,「佢最想選到區議員,我就等他正式報名、將所有家底都押入去助選嗰一日,先將份『外判顧問清單』送到應送嘅地方。依家等佢發吓春夢先。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA4cqVMzVy2o
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阿初推著嬰兒車,看著老婆那冷靜得可怕的神情,心裡默默感嘆:強哥,你想收編戰神,結果你招募了一個判官。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6mxCVF9bbN
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強哥的「代溝」:強哥最悲哀嘅係佢唔知世界變咗。佢仲想用「外判顧問費」嚟賄賂一個專業會計師,呢種行為等於係喺警察面前示範點樣偷嘢。佢以為拉攏阿敏可以幫佢吸票,點知係親自將把刀交到阿敏手上。60Please respect copyright.PENANAsht3BFYiUE
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阿敏的「職業病」:阿敏對「壞帳」有潔癖呢一點係真。佢唔係單純正義,佢係專業!喺佢眼入面,強哥呢種人就係一個隨時會爆嘅「雷」,最專業嘅做法就係等佢槓桿開到最大嗰陣,再一舉清佢盤。60Please respect copyright.PENANACHjqGt8WVk
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嘉嘉的「高級助理」:嘉嘉依家真係好融入黃家,沖茶抹餐具樣樣齊,唔講,大家都可能忘記咗佢係CEO。
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