飲完茶,林嘉嘉雖然被一對小學雞噴到面青青,但依然執著地跟在阿初一家身後,打算一起回天台「觀摩」練功。56Please respect copyright.PENANAA1VvX0s8ka
一行人沿著渣華道走回春秧街,經過一間沈姐常幫襯的老字號涼茶舖時,沈姐覺得剛才茶樓那餐火氣大,想進去飲杯癍痧降火。眾人剛坐定,阿初懷裡的阿斗好不容易才哄睡了,正發出細微的呼吸聲。56Please respect copyright.PENANAD4tFrLDW5b
這時,三四個穿著花哨、看似地產收購中介的男人闖了進來,其中一個拍著櫃檯叫囂:「老闆!我哋公司開個價已經好公道,妳間鋪咁殘,遲早被政府收購啦!簽咗佢,大家好做呀嘛!」吵鬧聲如雷貫耳,阿初懷裡的阿斗身體猛地一抖,隨即發出驚天動地的哭聲。56Please respect copyright.PENANAI0XGjafdhK
「喂!你哋細聲啲得唔得?」阿初皺眉提醒,心裡大喊不妙。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxZkYS4vJ2o
「細聲?呢度我哋話事呀!死社畜!」對方正要動手,林嘉嘉眼神一冷,專業 CEO 的腦迴路瞬間切換到「行俠仗義」模式,正要使出詠春「尋橋」上前教訓這班人,卻被阿敏一隻手攔住了。阿敏穿著一條修身的牛仔褲配簡約白 T-shirt,雖然是假日悠閒裝,但那股「東宮」氣場在阿斗哭聲的加持下,瞬間爆裂。56Please respect copyright.PENANABVsIOxPKr1
「林小姐,暴力解決唔到呢類『低級壞賬』。」阿敏聲音極冷,她沒看那幾個人,而是慢條斯理地拿出手機,對著帶頭那人的工作證拍了一張照片。56Please respect copyright.PENANAktfqxWUF7n
「妳做咩呀?想報警呀?」那人笑得囂張。56Please respect copyright.PENANAOm0RpzGRfs
「報警太慢。」阿敏眼神如冰,語氣平靜得像在宣讀一份破產申請書,「第一,根據《地產代理條例》,你剛才嘅行為涉嫌『脅迫促銷』。第二,我認得你間公司,係『威信地產』,你哋上個月先因為違規執業被監管局調查緊。第三,」阿敏眼神一厲,直視對方,「你嘈醒咗我個仔,我依家情緒非常唔穩定,如果你哋三十秒內唔消失,我唔介意幫你哋公司做一次深入嘅『稅務合規審查』,順便聯絡我喺地產代理監管局嘅朋友,幫你處理埋個牌。」56Please respect copyright.PENANAbB6QC1Ogj3
在現代香港,專業人士的「清盤式威懾」遠比拳頭有效。那幾個人雖然不認識阿敏,但被那種精準的法律名詞嚇住了,互望一眼,縮著頭快速離開。56Please respect copyright.PENANADV4ejlr4Jr
林嘉嘉在旁邊看得目瞪口呆。她雖然也懂法規,但在這情境下,她心裡突然冒出一個奇怪的念頭:這一定是武功最高境界的「文鬥」!黃太這是在用她的方式示範如何用「內功」退敵。這是接納我的第一步!⋯⋯56Please respect copyright.PENANAThlAENi1S3
隨後,一行人上到天台。林嘉嘉為了展現誠意,主動走到沈姐面前,抱拳行禮:「沈師傅,剛才黃太幫示範,我感悟良多。武林一家,我希望能跟您交流一下。」56Please respect copyright.PENANAwtUgIN4TaB
沈姐此時正忙著晾床單,見林嘉嘉湊過來,右手一揮,手裡的濕床單像長了眼睛一樣,「啪」一聲甩在林嘉嘉的肩膀上,力道極巧。林嘉嘉肩膀一沈,暗暗吃驚:好深厚的八極勁!56Please respect copyright.PENANAdai2reLW63
「交流?我呢度無江湖,只有生活!」沈姐沒好氣地又用晾衫竹橫著一掃,逼得林嘉嘉下意識使出一記「攤打」格擋,沈姐冷笑一聲,「步法咁浮?一係同阿初一齊去紮馬!」56Please respect copyright.PENANAcpT387YJQq
]林嘉嘉被打這兩下,反而被打得心花怒放,覺得這是「正式指導」。她立刻走到阿初身邊,擺出詠春樁功,對著阿初低聲說:「黃初,沈師傅和黃太都默許了。以後我就在北角陪你。」56Please respect copyright.PENANAiBHBYt6AR8
就在這時,原本坐在旁邊小板凳上、正拿著平板電腦研究「回本期」的軒仔,突然感到一陣寒意。56Please respect copyright.PENANA4CXOoYqWKj
「黃子軒!你喺度做咩呀?」沈姐轉過頭,毒舌火炮對準了長孫,「你老豆已經變咗隻胡廸,你係黃家長子嫡孫,竟然坐喺度睇戲?男人要有男人嘅樣,同我過嚟!紮馬!」56Please respect copyright.PENANAypoWXtANWw
「師父嫲嫲,我喺度幫阿媽計緊數……」軒仔試圖用智力逃避體力勞動。56Please respect copyright.PENANA1knbhLOT27
「計數?計數可以強身健體呀?可以撐起頭家?」沈姐毫不留情,一把拎起軒仔的衣領,直接將他塞到阿初身邊,「你老豆搵到係佢嘅事,你依家係八極傳人!同我紮足半個鐘,唔准郁!阿敏,妳唔好護住佢,男人唔練功,第時大個咗點樣保護妳呢個皇太后呀?」56Please respect copyright.PENANAqHHPBHvb3M
阿敏坐在遠處喝著奶茶,聳了聳肩:「師父教仔,我無意見。軒仔,聽師父話啦。」56Please respect copyright.PENANAdThCQP40qk
於是,天台上出現了一個奇景:阿初、林嘉嘉、還有臉如死灰的軒仔,三個人排成一列在夕陽下紮馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAV6k0zNdVMU
瑤瑤蹲在一旁,看著哥哥痛苦的神情,悄悄說:「哥哥,媽咪真係勁。她玩完個阿姨,個阿姨仲要陪你一齊被師父鬧。」56Please respect copyright.PENANAuoFHlfDq5w
「呢唔係玩人……」軒仔咬著牙,腿部開始發抖,「呢係『連坐』。媽咪連我哋同啲負債都一齊管理埋……」56Please respect copyright.PENANA7nwHfEbfUL
夕陽西下,北角天台。三個人在練功,沈姐在監督,皇太后在算賬。林嘉嘉覺得自己融入了「江湖」,卻不知在阿敏眼中,她只是這場北角日常劇集裡,一個自備資金、還能順便陪兒子練功的「多功能固定資產」。56Please respect copyright.PENANAzbLzlRQM2h
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【編劇夥伴吐糟】56Please respect copyright.PENANATJy7HCAybI
嘉嘉的「腦補式倒貼」:嘉嘉呢個 CEO 雖然平時好醒,但一涉及「黃家」佢就短路。佢覺得阿敏救佢係「接納」,沈姐打佢係「指導」,呢種「自作多情」嘅境界簡直係宗師級。56Please respect copyright.PENANAnvoM8yAbsi
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軒仔的「長孫悲歌」:沈姐對「長子嫡孫」嘅執著真係傳統。軒仔想用計數嚟逃避,結果被沈姐一句「計數可以撐起頭家咩」直接秒殺。睇住呢個小學雞同老豆、情敵一齊紮馬,畫面感真係強。56Please respect copyright.PENANAi4UQUl4rh7
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「多功能固定資產」:阿敏將林嘉嘉定義為「固定資產」,呢種心態真係高。妳想追我老公?得,先幫我師父裝修,再幫我個仔練功,最後仲要幫我埋單。阿敏先係呢場商戰嘅最終贏家。56Please respect copyright.PENANA3SL5UqxOcG
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