2025 年 12 月 25 日。星期四,聖誕節。銅鑼灣某日式放題店。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZi397XNp9X
九百八十萬的陰影籠罩了這一個多月。這段日子阿初忙得像個陀螺,自從他成功將現有的鯉景灣單位賣給一名投資客、並爭取到「售後租回」權後,他才有了稍微喘息的空間去尋找新家。62Please respect copyright.PENANAeIbk2p8xI9
11 月底以來,每個周末他都在處理大雄的綠帽、阿坤的死纏,只能夾硬在下班後的空檔或僅有的周末下午,帶著斜孭袋,穿梭在西灣河與北角之間。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7TQa8Kwhdb
終於,在聖誕節前夕,地產經紀 Cat 姐給了他一個「震撼彈」:北角丹拿花園,約 32 年樓齡,三房兩廁,叫價 928 萬。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYRVaIWrZN9
「阿初,呢個係筍盤,業主急走。」Cat 姐拉著他看過單位:雖然是屋苑中絕無僅有的「鑽石廳」,但 928 萬能買到正三房,簡直是這區的清盤價。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIVriER0xuH
聖誕節當晚,銅鑼灣燈火通明。阿初袋著阿敏、兩隻神獸以及四大長老,在一間日式放題店坐下。雖然家事煩心,但節還是要過。62Please respect copyright.PENANACisvZMbat7
「阿初,你話有大事宣佈,係咪買到樓喇?」黃大錘喝了一口清酒,率先開口。62Please respect copyright.PENANAPxyzZNKKh2
阿初還沒說話,阿敏卻盯著桌上的油甘魚刺身,眼神閃過一絲危險的光芒:「我想食魚生。一塊,就一塊。」62Please respect copyright.PENANA32Plq0PYHq
「唔得!」黃老太與外母同時尖叫,聲音蓋過了店內的聖誕歌。 「陳敏,妳有咗阿斗㗎,唔好亂嚟!」黃老太急得拍檯。 「阿初,快啲攔住佢!」外父陳生也一臉嚴肅。62Please respect copyright.PENANAs6Qu0XMp5M
阿初趕緊將一盤熟蝦推到阿敏面前,使出一記「黏勁」按住她的手背,溫柔地救場:「老婆,乖,熟蝦一樣咁甜。我哋今日係嚟慶祝買到個三房單位,928 萬,三房兩廁。Cat 姐搞掂咗,我哋終於可以畀阿斗一間房。」62Please respect copyright.PENANApPmjQXpSVN
「係唔係丹拿花園嗰個?」阿敏雖然沒吃到魚生,但提到 928 萬,核數師的靈魂瞬間壓過了食慾,「阿初,個廳係鑽石形㗎。你知唔知實用率打幾多折?雖然 928 萬係平過預算,但裝修要填平嗰啲角位,又要一筆錢。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAvSIFbfsMhg
「北角?」黃老太也加入戰團,「阿初,北角好迫㗎。我喺西灣河住咗幾十年,海濱長廊幾闊落。搬去北角,我點樣帶軒仔散步呀?你哋搬去住,我同你老竇喺西灣河過嚟都好遠呀。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ38EHF6rR
外父陳生也推了推眼鏡:「地理上北角係兩頭唔到岸。瑤瑤如果入咗拔萃,喺西灣河有校巴;北角交通要重新規劃。阿初,你呢個決定係咪急咗啲?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAB6LDhplqBZ
阿初看著這群「持份者」,心裡苦笑。這班長老講到好像自己在丹拿花園也有個床位一樣,其實他們只是捨不得西灣河的舒適圈。62Please respect copyright.PENANAj8rEuXZr4P
「爹哋,北角係咪有好多好食嘅嘢?」軒仔天真地問,「我上次見到師父嫲嫲喺嗰邊有雞蛋仔。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAsdtMhHGxKT
「係呀,仲有師父嫲嫲個天台。」阿初看著軒仔,心裡突然有了一絲底氣。他放下手中的果汁,貫著八極的「定勁」,氣場沉穩地壓住了全場的嘈雜:62Please respect copyright.PENANA06Nb8PV8pm
「阿爸、阿媽、老婆。我知道北角嘈,也知道鑽石廳難擺位。但 928 萬可以買到丹拿花園三間正房,可以畀阿斗有個獨立嘅位,如果請工人都有位。我哋依家係中產,但唔係大班。如果要喺『空間』同『慣性』之間揀一樣,我揀空間。因為空間先係解決我哋呢家五口、甚至將來六口人矛盾嘅硬道理。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAGhRCoAqD56
阿初挺直腰杆,眼神中多了一份這個月練就的當家氣勢:62Please respect copyright.PENANAT3LUStd0EL
「北角雖然老,但佢有活力。新光戲院門口係嘈,但嗰度有我哋香港人嘅根。嗰個鑽石廳,我會搵師傅訂造櫃填平佢;至於交通,我會負責搞掂物流。呢個盤,我已經同 Cat 姐傾好咗,聽日就正式簽臨約。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAcnMZOvNsnv
阿敏看著阿初,她第一次發現,這個男人除了會用文學求生,原來在這種大事面前,也有一種不容置疑的氣勢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOhvTd8jshE
「928 萬……」阿敏拿過手機計算機,最後低聲說,「阿初,如果你搞得掂搬屋、裝修同埋工人單嘢,唔使要我操心,我就考慮一下。仲有,Cat 姐嗰邊你要壓多兩萬佣金出嚟,填補番鑽石廳個虛位。既然阿斗都揀咗嗰度,我就勉強接受啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAEIkPPDKjt2
「老婆,妳放心,我黃初就算不眠不休,都會幫妳同細路打掃出一個新天地!」62Please respect copyright.PENANADOHNVUfWuw
四大長老見阿敏鬆口,也只能互相對望,開始討論北角邊間茶餐廳比較好食。聖誕節的放題店內,這家人在魚生與樓債的博弈中,終於踏出了離開鯉景灣的第一步。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWMfdrQc7nu
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【編劇夥伴吐糟】62Please respect copyright.PENANAMTsbP4Wj2P
「阿斗」的戰鬥力:阿敏用「阿斗都想食魚生」嚟做藉口,真係高招。而阿初用「阿斗需要一間房」嚟反擊,呢場係「父子(胎兒)合作」嘅完美體現。阿斗仲未出世,已經幫爹哋爭取到一個 928 萬嘅基地。62Please respect copyright.PENANAJltXD5mc4l
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丹拿花園的「定勁」:丹拿花園(Tanner Garden)喺北角確實係名牌屋苑,雖然鑽石廳(澄清:其實真實的丹拿是沒有鑽石廳型,你想要都沒有)係痛點,但正如阿初所講,喺 2026 年嘅市道,928 萬買到三房兩廁,已經係「暴力清盤式」嘅買入。62Please respect copyright.PENANANSrhHdb0i6
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持份者的參與:銅鑼灣放題係香港家庭節慶嘅「戰場」。四大長老雖然無份住,但個個都要發表「主權宣言」,呢種「偽.持份者」嘅心態,實在是新一代家庭的痛處。62Please respect copyright.PENANAtlYYdqpil5
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阿敏的「佣金計算」:最後都要 Cat 姐減兩萬佣金,阿敏呢個性格真係「死都唔會輸」。對佢嚟講,呢兩萬蚊唔係錢,係一種身為核數師嘅「尊嚴」。62Please respect copyright.PENANALjXS5klQNS
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