2025年11月29日。星期六,中午。鯉景灣。66Please respect copyright.PENANAoH8r3R7Q1X
聖瑪利亞小學的「謝絕信」像一張通緝令,將鯉景灣的氣壓直接抽成真空。66Please respect copyright.PENANApa87AuprHq
阿敏坐在飯廳那張冰冷的雲石餐枱前,手裡拿著螢光筆,在那本《全港小學入學攻略》上瘋狂劃線。阿初看著她的背影,心裡湧起一陣屬於香港「窮中層」的酸楚。66Please respect copyright.PENANAyDaYyrlRHS
阿敏父母雖然是教育界的老臣子,但教的都是些地區性的學校。阿敏不同,她是靠自己由中產邊緣爬到了 Big 4 專業人士位置,她比任何人都清楚,那個「精英圈子」的門檻有多高。對她而言,生活必須一絲不苟才有安全感,任何一個「誤差」——無論是火災、謝絕信,還是肚入面嗰條紅線,都是對她人生預算案的嚴重挑戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQgPr2xO08Q
「阿初,你睇下軒仔。」阿敏指著客廳正幫瑤瑤執拾玩具的兒子,語氣帶著一種焦慮的冷靜,「軒仔嗰陣,我容許你『快樂成長』,因為男仔可以慢慢磨。但瑤瑤唔得!聖瑪利亞拒絕咗佢,就係否定咗我對佢前六年嘅投資!萬一之後嗰幾間都唔收,我哋屋企點算?」66Please respect copyright.PENANAOD5w1X3RS9
阿初心裡明白,阿敏唔係貪名牌,佢係驚。喺呢個連宏福苑都可以瞬間燒毀嘅世界,佢唯一能控制嘅就係仔女嘅競爭力。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGZpH2zpZJv
「老婆……」阿初走過去,輕輕幫阿敏按摩肩膀,語氣變得極其溫柔且沉穩,「我明白妳驚咩。妳覺得個世界失咗控,覺得我哋辛苦建立嘅嘢好脆弱。但妳聽我講,妳先係我哋呢個家嘅定海神針。」阿初深吸一口氣,使出埋藏多年的文學修養。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwEzJO1jqWa
「聖瑪利亞唔收,唔係系統性崩潰,而係『大器晚成』嘅前奏。所謂『天將降大任於斯人也,必先苦其心志』。」阿初一臉虔誠,彷彿回到了中學朗誦節,「瑤瑤而家受點挫折,先可以磨練出妳嗰種處變不驚。妳諗下,當年蘇東坡都要經歷幾次貶官,先寫得出《赤壁賦》。瑤瑤係妳教出嚟嘅,佢嘅底蘊喺度,唔會因為一封信就變咗壞賬。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAmZFOvU8fCs
阿敏愣了愣,顯然沒想到這個平時只會計運輸線同成本嘅老公,竟然能吐出蘇東坡。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6NHqPv4y9p
「至於肚入面呢個,老婆,呢個唔係負債,呢個係『天錫石麟』,係個天見妳呢陣子咁辛苦,賜多個助力畀妳。」阿初繼續發揮,「《易經》話齋:『坤厚載物,德合無疆』。老婆妳就好似坤卦一樣厚德,所以個天先會喺呢個時候賜多個小生命。妳諗下,如果面試嗰陣,瑤瑤表現出嗰種『長姐如母』嘅責任感,話佢要學習點樣照顧細佬妹,呢種穩重嘅氣質,邊個面試補習班教得出?」66Please respect copyright.PENANAsV2Oi0W9k8
阿敏聽著這串連珠爆發的文學詞彙,原本緊繃的臉部線條竟然鬆動了少許。她審視著阿初,像是第一次認識這個老公。66Please respect copyright.PENANArT2swNn4X8
「你竟然識講『坤厚載物』?」阿敏冷哼一聲,但語氣明顯降了溫,「阿初,你唔好以為講兩句文學就可以蒙混過關。瑤瑤下一場係『拔萃女小學』嘅面試,我要佢展現出一種穩而不亂、靜而有威嘅氣度。你要幫手穩住瑤瑤嘅情緒,唔好畀我嘅焦慮傳染到佢。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAUq1wT1kNDY
「得!老婆,我保證。」阿初如獲大赦,「我會用最溫柔嘅方式陪佢模擬面試,幫佢練出嗰種『處變不驚』嘅信心。妳而家最緊要係去浸個浴,休息下。呢度交畀我。」66Please respect copyright.PENANACPWzatY30N
阿初抹了一把冷汗,逃離了飯廳。好在當年肯睇下金庸同古文,原來文學真係可以救命,至少可以提供阿敏最需要嘅「邏輯安全感」。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXYb8JoV8uQ
在走廊正觀察風向的軒仔,見到老豆成功平息雷霆,露出一個佩服的眼神,小聲說:「爹哋,你好勁呀,咁都俾你氹返。我幫手帶瑤瑤去房玩,你快啲去煮飯啦。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAlNpwRfMOFg
阿初拍了拍軒仔頭頂,心入面鬆咗口氣:呢個家,總算暫時「好好哋」返少少。66Please respect copyright.PENANACO8b6aG55o
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阿初的「文學盾牌」:對付阿敏呢種「邏輯狂」,用武力係無用嘅,要用「文化」。阿初搬出蘇東坡同《易經》,其實係話俾阿敏聽:妳嘅付出係有價值嘅,歷史都係咁寫。呢種高端馬屁,先至可以補到阿敏個心理黑洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3aNyOojk9Y
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軒仔的成長:軒仔呢個仔真係無白養。佢見到媽咪唔開心咗咁耐,老豆一出馬就搞掂,佢嗰種「老豆你好勁」嘅眼神,其實係一種家庭內部嘅革命情感。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWdx9qghy3r
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「坤厚載物」與新生命:阿初將未知數解讀為「天賜嘅助力」,呢個位轉得好。將一個「突發負債」包裝成「提升面試勝率嘅秘密武器」,阿初呢種物流經理嘅轉數,真係副總經理級數。66Please respect copyright.PENANAjOkBntotYf
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阿敏的軟化:阿敏其實好累,佢需要有人話俾佢聽「妳無錯,妳做得好好」。阿初嗰幾句古文,實際上係幫阿敏做咗一次「心理清盤」,將佢嗰啲無謂嘅驚恐 Cut Loss 咗。66Please respect copyright.PENANAv83rB73Vle
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