凌晨兩點的北角，街道像一張被揉皺的黑色噴畫，處處透著股潮濕的霉味。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71aHVnKgOj
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藍穎珊蹲在糖水道天橋底的暗角，手中的單反相機沉得像塊磚頭。她正開啟著手機直播，屏幕上跳動著幾百個深夜不睡覺的網民評論。為了老總口中那個「變態武林」的點擊率，她已經在這裡餵了三小時蚊子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhWFb5GnUv
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「各位，重頭戲嚟喇，大家眼都唔好眨。」阿珊壓低聲音對著手機屏幕說，鏡頭緩慢推前。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJjYyLOViH
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在昏黃且閃爍的街燈下，一個身高起碼六呎、渾身橫肉的壯漢正站在橋墩前。他確實「裸」得徹底，渾身上下除了腳上一雙布鞋，連根線都沒有。男人背肌厚實，兩條手臂粗得像大樹幹，正踏著沉重的步法，一拳一掌交替轟向石柱。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Lyk1FkzU
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「咚！咚！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cOyD4HMb9
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肉體撞擊石路的沈悶聲響，透過直播傳遍網絡。男人每出一拳，胯下那條「小蟲」便隨著作戰身法劇烈地晃盪、甩動，在石柱邊緣跳著荒謬的圓舞曲。那種視覺上的極端衝擊——強悍的肌肉配上晃動的生殖器，讓屏幕前的點擊率瘋狂飆升。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrIVJBF11B
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「佢練緊金剛羅漢拳，招式幾正宗，可惜個人黐咗線。」阿珊碎念著，卻見直播間有人刷屏：【小心呀！佢好似見到路人！】74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpoByWH6eS
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一個剛下班、穿著制服的少女，正塞著耳機從天橋另一端路過。她抬頭，撞見了那具挺著小蟲、肌肉糾結的肉體，以及一雙布滿血絲的瘋狂眼珠。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG1ikqjJ6i
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「呀——！」少女的尖叫聲差點震碎了北角的寂靜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxunYJP2hW
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那壯漢像是被這聲尖叫點燃了導火線，他怪吼一聲，兩腿猛地一蹬，胯下小蟲前後騰躍，竟像頭發瘋的犀牛朝少女狂奔而去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5ABI4kFBH
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「喂！你個X街！畀我企喺度呀！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo1gFxGbkI
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阿珊腦袋還沒反應過來，那份「港女記者」的火氣已經衝上天靈蓋。她猛地跳出暗角，手裡的腳架直接朝那兩瓣晃動的屁股砸過去，口中的港式粗口如連珠炮發：「你個X街變態佬！除咗條細細蟲喺度獻醜？你老母生你出嚟係要你喺天橋底做X樣呀？你個樣已經夠對唔住社會，仲要拎舊爛肉出嚟嚇細路女？你X唔X尷尬呀你？你條野縮咗入去呀？拎出嚟嚇人？X你個街啦！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLgqYk0WA2
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阿珊插著腰，火氣蓋過了恐懼。那少女趁機跑遠，消失在轉角。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rUEb3hf2z
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露體狂轉過頭，死魚般的眼睛盯著阿珊。他沒有羞恥，只有被打斷修行的暴戾。他雙手握拳，骨節發出啪啪聲，一步步向阿珊逼近。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yJfKKBCHQ
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「你……你唔好過嚟呀！我做緊直播㗎！幾千人睇住你條小蟲呀！」阿珊這才感到背脊發涼，腿肚子開始不爭氣地打抖。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWuGpKW3RO
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男人大吼一聲，一記「羅漢搶珠」直插向阿珊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HozF6AwXP
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就在那指尖距離阿珊脖子不到五公分時，一隻手突然從側邊伸出，像一把鐵鉗般精確地扣住了男人的手腕。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65M0iDu0Lg
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「練拳練到腦積水，你係第一個。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF1QQ2ueEe
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黃信陵不知何時出現在阿珊側。他依然穿著那件西裝長褲，但白襯衫的袖子已經捲到手肘。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55p3vGnUuH
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「阿信？」阿珊驚呼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U1Oy39G8p
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「行開啲。陣間俾佢條蟲掂到，我驚你呢世都有陰影。」阿信冷哼一項，右手一帶一送，太極散手的「搬攔」勁力將壯漢甩開。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QsFDH9hHF
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壯漢被甩得一個踉蹌，隨即穩住重心，瘋了一樣再次衝上，一招「雙風灌耳」砸向阿信。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF3AQ9jWLW
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「下盤浮成咁，仲學人練金剛羅漢？」阿信身形一沉，膝蓋微曲，腳步在濕滑的地面如圓盤轉動，輕巧避過雙拳。他右手順勢一搭，貼住壯漢粗壯的前臂，使出一記「攬雀尾」。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXshWdipdeL
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「肌肉多係冇用嘅，要用腦。」阿信一邊毒舌，一邊將對方的衝力往後引。壯漢失去平衡，阿信左手掌根猛地擊在對方腰際，將其整個人撞退三步，「你條小蟲跳得咁勁，不如去報名跳水呀？喺度練拳，你唔驚條野甩出嚟呀？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDFOluAFqN
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露體狂狂吼著再次撲向阿信，這次是用蠻力衝撞。阿信冷眼相對，使出「蹬腳」，一腳踩在對方的腹肌上，拉開距離。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxNq0Th69i
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「你知唔知北角呢度好多老鼠？你條小蟲跳嚟跳去，我好驚有老鼠會以為係食物衝上嚟咬落去。到時你唔係要去警署，係要去急症室搵人幫你駁返舊爛肉。」阿信一邊化解對方的蠻力，一邊精準打擊對方的尊嚴，「男人做到你咁醜，你條野除咗用嚟痾尿仲有咩功能？拎出嚟獻醜？你對唔對得住你列祖列宗？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk9YvbZhNX
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阿信得勢不饒人，趁壯漢氣促之際，墊步上前。他右手攬住對方脖子，左手推住其腰胯，一記「擠」勁配合太極的旋轉，將壯漢六呎高的軀體像麻包袋一樣摔在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z3P9atozy
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「砰！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZxDvvh8BV
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壯漢重重摔倒，阿信動作極快，膝蓋直接頂在對方後心，反手一扣，將其雙臂死死鎖住。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROx3lg2KxP
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「唔好動呀。如果你再郁，我唔保證會唔會失手踩中你嗰件『唯一』嘅財產。到時你想做變態都冇得做，只能夠去改名做公公。」阿信語氣平靜得令人恐懼，「練拳練到連條褲都保唔住，你真係武林之恥。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v0Ne7OGCV
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阿珊看著阿信制服了那個瘋子，這才感到全身力氣被抽乾，跌坐在地，手機直播屏幕上全是【666】、【大俠救美】、【呢個阿叔好毒舌】的留言。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKGZ2M7GD8
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二十分鐘後，警車抵達。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGVuVVVUmN
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凌晨三點半，北角警署門口。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrcjozBrM8
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錄完口供的兩人走出大門。街上的空氣清新了一些，但阿珊的身影顯得很僵硬。她走在前面，雙手死死抓著相機袋。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdkRpwhNLc
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「阿珊，妳……」阿信剛想開口問她受驚沒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFumn8jJRd
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「啪！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR0I4QCCRJ
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一聲清脆的耳光，在寂靜的深夜裡響得驚人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaKCNy7ad6
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阿信的臉被扇得側向一邊，火辣辣的疼感瞬間蔓延。他愣住了，手撫著臉頰，看著眼前的女人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ15B8BLB5
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藍穎珊全人都在發抖，眼眶紅得要滴出血來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2U1kQrbOe
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「黃信陵，你係咪黐咗線？」阿珊的聲音在顫抖，卻壓得極低，帶著一種徹骨的寒意。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIebmm4hUd
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「我驚妳有事……」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pRHfolZUy
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「你驚我有事？我大把人驚！你X個街！你同我聽清楚，你依家係個阿爸！你屋企有個六歲嘅女！」阿珊向前走了一步，手指狠狠戳在阿信的胸口，「你為咗跟蹤我，為咗逞英雄，你可以將澄澄一個人丟喺天台屋企？你知唔知天台幾高呀？你知唔知如果有火燭點算呀？你知唔知如果佢半夜醒咗見唔到人會驚成點樣呀？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MYbEit4EX
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阿信張了張嘴，卻發現自己一個字都說不出來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpq9ygYYV0
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「你憑咩做人阿爸呀？你成日話我無常識，你嘅常識去咗邊呀？你以為自己係大俠？你只係一個極之自私、極之唔負責任嘅臭男人！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6Zn6t5ZLI
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阿珊罵到最後，聲音已經沙啞。她用手抹了一把眼淚，那是被恐懼與憤怒交織出來的液體。她轉過身，大步走向路邊的一輛紅色的士。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtD4ouNsfa
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「珊……」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7qnootVpi
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「唔好跟住我。你自己慢慢行返去贖罪啦。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAC82P8j06
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的士門「砰」一聲關上，揚長而去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDmd8pzUHI
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阿信獨自站在警署門口的街燈下，半邊臉腫了起來。他看著自己的雙手，那雙剛剛在石柱邊制服了武痴的手，此時竟微微顫抖。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FrpFDDVSV
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他想起家裡那個龜缸，想起澄澄那張跟妻子極其相似的睡臉。他以為自己能守護一切，以為自己算無遺策，卻在那記耳光中看清了自己的荒謬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pfEGSmowc
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他確實是個高手，但他忘了，高手的腳下如果沒有穩定的土地，那不過是個飄浮在半空、隨時會墜落的笑話。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbjfH9xei7
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阿信深深吸了一口涼氣，從口袋裡掏出手機。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sMxeSPrHR
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三點四十五分。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zr5QKSUOG
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他沒有叫車，而是開始在北角的深夜街頭狂奔。他不是在練拳，而是在跟時間博弈，跟那個被他親手打破的、作為「父親」的底線搏弈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDnawrQKDg
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灣仔天台屋的燈火，在那一刻顯得如此遙遠。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7ysL3o6yq
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【後設吐槽】74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAqOWqlrq5
阿信這次真的是「攞嚟衰」。他以為自己是《英雄本色》，結果在阿珊眼裡他只是個「垃圾老豆」。
這記耳光不僅打在臉上，更是打碎了他那套「大俠救美」的過時幻想。2016 年的香港江湖，不缺能打的人，缺的是能準時回家帶小孩的人。
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