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一屁打過江
Michael Corleone
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(穌少對法師說：我天生八風都吹不動，所以你好難同我說法。

講聲末完，穌少嗅到屁味后，對法師說：你有冇搞錯對住我放屁。

法師對穌少說：這不是普通屁，這是佛門絶學一屁打過江，專治八風吹不動的人 。

講聲末完，穌少不但碌地沙兼抽筋嘔白泡。，)。。。。。。。。。。。。

女仔見男仔和其它女仔親熱，

于是流着淚離開，可是個男仔若

無其事。

[[你條女她走了。]


[又點！佢飛得我五指山加個魔掌先算，而你都知我是什麽人，我並非一般人，我係Superman，所以我神通廣大，任可人包括妳，都唔出五指山加魔掌，如果不是，如果不是！妳點會同我結百己次婚。]

屎我係一督屎

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