男人的嘴，有事叫我！
老公，孩子要生了！待產包帶了嗎？
帶了！怎麼裡面沒有我的東西？
生了，痛到下不了床！
老公醒醒！他怎麼一覺好眠還打呼？
還好我有自備秘密武器！
看我拿彈弓彈他雞雞叫他起床！
哇哇哇！
寶寶餓了，老公醒醒！
老公一覺好眠嗚呼哀哉！
老公老公，你還有呼吸心跳嗎？
* * *
以上不是我老公，
我老公只有我生完後爬到床上跟我ㄎㄟˋㄒㄧㄡ，
說這樣蹭蹭比較不會冷ಠ_ಠ317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbamhMSIZx
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(徽章派發中)男人的嘴，＿＿＿＿！！！
Published:
Mar 13, 2026
ENTRY #57
男人的嘴，有事叫我！
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戀嬿紅唇
戀嬿紅唇
Published:
Mar 13, 2026
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