【文案一】77Please respect copyright.PENANApu8mYcpMNA
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我叫敖極,東海龍王,三界編制內的老幹部。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWhuYhAvWp4
我見過天塌,見過補天,見過秦始皇在我門口釣長生不老藥。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzH0chSdTZm
本想在龍王殿泡著萬年靈泉,聽著蚌女的小曲兒,安度晚年。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7nIiQxUjm4
結果龜丞相告訴我:陛下,您的「靈泉仙釀」是微塑膠泡的水,美人魚族因為水質太差體檢沒過,連共享單車都砸進您的御花園了!77Please respect copyright.PENANA7VfocFqmnw
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這一屆的人類,是真的想讓我炸了地球。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQAlZwaIIJL
為了不讓龍宮變成垃圾填海場,我被迫化身白T恤男神下凡淨灘。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkO18kaB3PI
結果……77Please respect copyright.PENANAcwxwg7ur2r
那個自拍的網紅,你剛才扔的塑膠袋,我記在生死簿(誤)上了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbxcXFoRTTt
那個亂扔啤酒罐的中年男,今晚你就自己下海去撈吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYIVxACiRHl
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「我這不是在救地球,我是在救我自己的澡盆子!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ3Gdh6Lmm
——這是一條三萬歲毒舌老龍,與人類良心(以及各種蠢貨)鬥智鬥勇的被迫營業日常。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHoQoIQ3SBs
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【文案二】77Please respect copyright.PENANA1NcHzzkgww
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三萬七千年前,我看這片海,清澈如鏡。77Please respect copyright.PENANAU69CBSIAGJ
三萬七千年後,我看這片海,全是尿布和衛生棉條。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoqXIOHb7EF
身為東海之主,我本可以發一場洪水淹了這群猴子,但三界鐵律不讓。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQarKquEYbM
所以我只能彎下腰,親手撿起那個印著「歡迎光臨」的塑膠袋。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0TjKezEkbg
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我原以為人類全是作秀的蠢貨,77Please respect copyright.PENANA47eoqZAa6Z
直到我遇見了那個拿著巨大編織袋、撿了五年垃圾的女孩。77Please respect copyright.PENANARlZJizX0ga
她說:「撿起一個,他就還在。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAW9t8sIBT4a
那一刻,我這顆活了幾萬年的老龍心,跳得比海嘯還響。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1uVrFQgRYj
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【這不是環保宣傳片,這是最強神明的入世修行。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAwa9h5FKeVs
從炸掉地球到守護沙灘,龍王陛下的下凡觀察日記,今日正式啟航!77Please respect copyright.PENANACn9lu44VC1
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【文案三】77Please respect copyright.PENANA1VRyoeNR5R
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穿越?退婚?系統?77Please respect copyright.PENANAUFyYudAFdk
不好意思,敖極都沒有,他只有三萬七千年的道行和一肚子火。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxw6XNOgtcJ
東海龍王殿被藍色共享單車砸塌,77Please respect copyright.PENANARFyCnwIz0v
御膳仙釀變成了微塑膠濃湯。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeVFqbgbhPB
當優雅的龍王被迫下凡撿垃圾,77Please respect copyright.PENANA8CddtTxcx1
他見識了最精緻的利己主義,也見證了最「了不起的蠢」。77Please respect copyright.PENANAutq8h03Ptz
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「陛下,明天是世界地球日,人類要懺悔一天。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAQkpOC1S1oG
「懺悔?不用了,我親自去教他們怎麼做人。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA4s9uJUwKRq
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看點: #神明視角 #硬核毒舌 #反諷修仙 #暖心治癒77Please respect copyright.PENANArs0LqJyfFc
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【仙界歡樂】龍王今天也想炸了地球:世界地球日特別企劃77Please respect copyright.PENANAp9VswkCCbM


