我是若見天明 - 【仙界歡樂】龍王今天也想炸了地球：世界地球日特別企劃

【文案一】77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu8mYcpMNA
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我叫敖極，東海龍王，三界編制內的老幹部。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhuYhAvWp4
我見過天塌，見過補天，見過秦始皇在我門口釣長生不老藥。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH0chSdTZm
本想在龍王殿泡著萬年靈泉，聽著蚌女的小曲兒，安度晚年。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nIiQxUjm4
結果龜丞相告訴我：陛下，您的「靈泉仙釀」是微塑膠泡的水，美人魚族因為水質太差體檢沒過，連共享單車都砸進您的御花園了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VfocFqmnw
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這一屆的人類，是真的想讓我炸了地球。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAlZwaIIJL
為了不讓龍宮變成垃圾填海場，我被迫化身白T恤男神下凡淨灘。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO18kaB3PI
結果……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwxwg7ur2r
那個自拍的網紅，你剛才扔的塑膠袋，我記在生死簿（誤）上了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxcXFoRTTt
那個亂扔啤酒罐的中年男，今晚你就自己下海去撈吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIVxACiRHl
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「我這不是在救地球，我是在救我自己的澡盆子！」77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ3Gdh6Lmm
——這是一條三萬歲毒舌老龍，與人類良心（以及各種蠢貨）鬥智鬥勇的被迫營業日常。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoQoIQ3SBs
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【文案二】77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NcHzzkgww
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三萬七千年前，我看這片海，清澈如鏡。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU69CBSIAGJ
三萬七千年後，我看這片海，全是尿布和衛生棉條。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqXIOHb7EF
身為東海之主，我本可以發一場洪水淹了這群猴子，但三界鐵律不讓。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQarKquEYbM
所以我只能彎下腰，親手撿起那個印著「歡迎光臨」的塑膠袋。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TjKezEkbg
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我原以為人類全是作秀的蠢貨，77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47eoqZAa6Z
直到我遇見了那個拿著巨大編織袋、撿了五年垃圾的女孩。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlZJizX0ga
她說：「撿起一個，他就還在。」77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9t8sIBT4a
那一刻，我這顆活了幾萬年的老龍心，跳得比海嘯還響。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uVrFQgRYj
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【這不是環保宣傳片，這是最強神明的入世修行。】77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa9h5FKeVs
從炸掉地球到守護沙灘，龍王陛下的下凡觀察日記，今日正式啟航！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn9lu44VC1
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【文案三】77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VRyoeNR5R
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穿越？退婚？系統？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFyYudAFdk
不好意思，敖極都沒有，他只有三萬七千年的道行和一肚子火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw6XNOgtcJ
東海龍王殿被藍色共享單車砸塌，77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFyCnwIz0v
御膳仙釀變成了微塑膠濃湯。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVFqbgbhPB
當優雅的龍王被迫下凡撿垃圾，77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CddtTxcx1
他見識了最精緻的利己主義，也見證了最「了不起的蠢」。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutq8h03Ptz
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「陛下，明天是世界地球日，人類要懺悔一天。」77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkpOC1S1oG
「懺悔？不用了，我親自去教他們怎麼做人。」77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s9uJUwKRq
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