我是若見天明 - 【仙界歡樂】龍王今天也想炸了地球：世界地球日特別企劃

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我叫敖極，東海龍王，三界編制內的老幹部。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwFp8GJjlM
我見過天塌，見過補天，見過秦始皇在我門口釣長生不老藥。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj77yQ231Zl
本想在龍王殿泡著萬年靈泉，聽著蚌女的小曲兒，安度晚年。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAH6KigkII
結果龜丞相告訴我：陛下，您的「靈泉仙釀」是微塑膠泡的水，美人魚族因為水質太差體檢沒過，連共享單車都砸進您的御花園了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXuez7eVvj
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這一屆的人類，是真的想讓我炸了地球。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX1r0ywv6D
為了不讓龍宮變成垃圾填海場，我被迫化身白T恤男神下凡淨灘。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHLflf2zhN
結果……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy1bA3oe6P
那個自拍的網紅，你剛才扔的塑膠袋，我記在生死簿（誤）上了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i6irXCqFV
那個亂扔啤酒罐的中年男，今晚你就自己下海去撈吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6945txQhzm
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「我這不是在救地球，我是在救我自己的澡盆子！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yWHVGrorU
——這是一條三萬歲毒舌老龍，與人類良心（以及各種蠢貨）鬥智鬥勇的被迫營業日常。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOzdHzH1cf
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三萬七千年前，我看這片海，清澈如鏡。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7zb9UpfdR
三萬七千年後，我看這片海，全是尿布和衛生棉條。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXUaxNnBIV
身為東海之主，我本可以發一場洪水淹了這群猴子，但三界鐵律不讓。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZX5pEWFBJ
所以我只能彎下腰，親手撿起那個印著「歡迎光臨」的塑膠袋。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKrGjOSuYI
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我原以為人類全是作秀的蠢貨，87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fnX2QSaDs
直到我遇見了那個拿著巨大編織袋、撿了五年垃圾的女孩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomyZEWlBA9
她說：「撿起一個，他就還在。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsWMW5cnQT
那一刻，我這顆活了幾萬年的老龍心，跳得比海嘯還響。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPOdrIraFa
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【這不是環保宣傳片，這是最強神明的入世修行。】87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8DnpRsLrp
從炸掉地球到守護沙灘，龍王陛下的下凡觀察日記，今日正式啟航！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRKu6xXYVc
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穿越？退婚？系統？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcobJ5WAIW
不好意思，敖極都沒有，他只有三萬七千年的道行和一肚子火。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRZMtpnVCG
東海龍王殿被藍色共享單車砸塌，87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo48g9bP1A8
御膳仙釀變成了微塑膠濃湯。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUe7Ztk3Ji
當優雅的龍王被迫下凡撿垃圾，87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBoGrUJ0Vh
他見識了最精緻的利己主義，也見證了最「了不起的蠢」。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhoupREMZD
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「陛下，明天是世界地球日，人類要懺悔一天。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENU6Z2ajvn
「懺悔？不用了，我親自去教他們怎麼做人。」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsabCJo5o77
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